Chapter 48: The mockery is even more exquisite
After eating until late, Song Jiang used the excuse that he would have to leave early tomorrow and went to rest with the two dukes.
As soon as the banquet dispersed, Ximenqing returned to his home in Houzhai, and sent Ju'an to invite Wu Dalang and Tang Niu'er, and said with a smile: "Big brother, Brother Niu'er, Song Jiang and Song Gongming came to the cottage today, have you heard about it?" What, do you want to see him? ”
Tang Niu'er said first: "The star lord and the big official don't blame me for saying that Song Jiang is a pickled hypocrite, if the villain sees him, he is afraid that he will jump up and slap him in the face!" At that time, the villain's broken corpse was not tight, but it had to affect the star lord and the officials! Song Gongming, this black guy, I still don't see it! ”
Wu Dalang asked, "Brother, why do you want me to see this Song Gongming?" I have heard Brother Niu'er say that this Song Gong is clear in words and deeds, and he is not a righteous person. When you see such a person, why don't I make a few more cakes for God? ”
Ximen Qing said with a smile: "Big brother, you have to forget, when the second brother was in Cangzhou Chai Jinzhuang, he had received the favor of this Song Jiang, so he and this Song Jiang became brothers." ”
Wu Dalang sighed: "That thing that doesn't make it!" If you can't do anything if you eat someone else's words and instigate it, what can't you do? His temperament, I'm just afraid that the villain will sell it, and he's still counting the money for him! ”
Ximen Qing said: "At the banquet just now, I heard Brother Liu Tang mention a little, saying that Song Jiang had seen the second brother in Kongjiazhuang in Baihu Mountain in November last year, so I wanted to make an appointment with the eldest brother and go to Song Gongming to ask about the second brother's current situation." ”
Wu Dalang remembered his brother after all, and as soon as he heard this, he jumped up and said: "Even if you are reluctant, you have to go for a while!" ”
Ximenqing turned his head to Tang Niu'er and said: "Brother Niu'er, your situation, I also told Song Jiang, he knows that you are on this Liangshan, if you don't go to him today, I'm afraid that the villain will make trouble in the future, and there will be some trouble!" ”
Tang Niu'er hesitated and said: "When I saw that hypocrite, if I couldn't control myself from changing my eyebrows and eyes, wouldn't it be a disaster for the star lord's officials?" ”
Ximen Qing smiled and said: "I taught you to be a good man - as soon as you saw the black guy, you fell to the ground and cried, only saying that you were too excited to see him!" As for weishenme's excitement, I think that black guy is the reincarnation of Master Bao Zhengbao, and he can't figure it out! ”
Tang Niu'er snorted: "Compare that black guy to Master Bao, he also deserves it?" According to what the star lord said, let's go see that hypocrite! ”
So Ximen Qing took Wu Dalang and Tang Niu'er to the courtyard where Song Jiang was resting, and said loudly: "Brother Gongming, are you awake?" The little brother Ximen Qing asks to see! ”
Today in the Juyi Hall, Song Jiang drank a little too much, for fear of going to bed early and drinking, so he was still sitting and gossiping with the two dukes. Hearing Ximen Qing's shouting, he quickly got up and said, "Is it Brother Siquan?" Wait a minute, Song Jiang will greet him immediately. ”
After putting on his coat and hat, Song Jiang took it out. As soon as he stepped out of the house, he suddenly saw a figure, which rushed to his feet, hugged his legs and cried, snot and tears, rubbing his body. But I heard the man crying and said, "Song Abshi, Song Abshi, villain...... Villain, I want to kill you...... I miss you......"
Song Jiang couldn't get frustrated in every way, so he had to ask, "Which one are you?" ”
Tang Niu'er heard Song Jiang's voice, thinking that he was fooled by his Xiaohui, suffering from prison for him, and hating him for the pain of hypocrisy, he couldn't help crying loudly, and poured all the snot and thick phlegm onto Song Jiang's legs while crying.
Ximen Qing said apologetically: "Brother Gongming, can't you recognize this person?" He is Tang Niu'er! In Yuncheng County, the elder brother killed Yan Poxi, Tang Niu'er brother was imprisoned, and the younger brother was afraid that the county official would blame Tang Niu'er brother for the crime and ruin the name of his brother's righteousness, so he asked the two elder brothers, Zhu Tong and Lei Heng, the winged tiger, and got the help of his father and Shilang Song Qing to redeem him. Brother Tang Niuer is grateful for his brother's kindness, and when he sees him today, he can't help it, and he hopes that his brother will be tolerant. ”
When Song Jiang heard this, he smiled all over his face, and then pulled Tang Niu'er and said, "Brother, hurry up." You suffered half of the prison for your brother, but it hurt you! ”
Tang Niu'er whimpered, but he didn't let go. Regardless of Ximen Qing's persuasion, Song Jiangkong grabbed his hands full of tears and snot, but where could he help Tang Niu'er get up?
Ximenqing waited for Tang Niu'er to cry tiredly, and when he saw that Song Jiang was also embarrassed, he ended up and said: "Brother Niu'er, you are desperate to live, you want to see Brother Gongming, and now you have seen it, I see that you have cried enough, it is better for you to go back and rest, Brother Gongming and I, we still have business to discuss!" ”
Tang Niu'er accepted it when he saw it, reluctantly got up, and after saluting Ximen Qing, Wu Dalang and Song Jiang, he cried and shook his big snot all the way.
Song Jiang was relieved to see Tang Niu'er gone, and he didn't care about cleaning up the mess on his body, so he first waved to Ximen Qingyi and said, "Brother Siquan, thank you for saving Tang Niu'er and saving my reputation for Song Jiang." ”
Ximen Qing returned the salute: "Where, where!" The elder brother killed Yan Poxi and fled on the rivers and lakes, so he didn't know that Tang Niu'er's brothers were trapped in prison. Otherwise, with his brother's eternal righteousness, he would have already turned around and went to Yali in Yuncheng County to surrender and replace Tang Niuer's brothers. The little brother has only done a little work, so what's the point? ”
When Song Jiang bowed down, he saw Wu Dalang. The first shock in my heart was: "There is such a short person in the world!" Then there was another joy: "There is a man in the world who is shorter than me!" For a while, I only felt that my heart was bright and my eyes were bright, and even my six-foot body of 1.47 meters looked much greater.
"But I don't know who this is......?" Song Jiang pointed at Wu Dalang and asked.
Ximen Qing arched his hand and said: "Brother Gongming is happy to hear it. This one is the reincarnation of my celestial star in Qinghe County-Earth Kitchen Star Wu Zhiwu Dalang! It's Wu Song's brother-in-law! ”
"Huh! I've heard of it for a long time! The local kitchen star cooks cakes to help the world, who doesn't admire the eight provinces in Shandong? Even my father also invited a few cooking cakes from the local kitchen star to serve at home, and it worked very well! What a blessing to see a real person today! Song Jiang said that there were many flowers, but he couldn't help but think in his heart, "Is this Wuzhi really the reincarnation of Tianxing?" Look at his obscene appearance, and the Wu Song brothers are suspended from heaven and earth! Isn't it...... Didn't you steal people to give birth to such an unusual two brothers? ”
If Wu Dalang knew the dirty thoughts that Song Jiang was turning in his heart, he would have pounced on him and fought with him, but unfortunately the hearts of the people were separated from each other, and they didn't know each other, so they still said to him amicably: "The villain is Wu Dalang, I heard that Song Gongming had seen my unsuccessful brother in the Kongjiazhuang of Baihu Mountain, so he had the courage to come to disturb - is my brother okay?" "This is exactly what it is:
The humble gentleman fights the hypocrite, and the fake villain sees the real villain. But I don't know what will happen next, and listen to the next breakdown.