The dim underground cave, the ugly huge stone statue is frozen forever at the moment of wailing.

Two pale humanoids were dancing and communicating.

"It's better to throw it away, I haven't woken up after raising it for so many years, and I'm probably a fool." A white humanoid creature with thorns on half of its body said.

"No, this is my child, why are you so cruel to let an old mother give up her child!" Another swirling twist-shaped white creature hugged a scrawny teenager with his eyes closed.

"Wake up, you're white, you have no gender, and he's just a failed intercolumnar cell experiment."

"Not really!"

"So, how long exactly do you want to raise him?"

"Shhh Don't tell anyone. ”

"Oh? Listen, I'll keep it a secret! ”

"Hmm...... I want to raise him well until I wake up, step by step to train him to become the strongest ninja, to become a ninja god who corrects the chaos in the ninja world, and then marry the most beautiful girl in the world, and finally on his wedding night, when he is in the cave room, he will turn out from under the bed and ask him what it feels like to poop......"

"Oh, I think you're such a great mother!"

"Really? So you're going to invest in some bodily fluids to feed him? I've been getting a little hot lately. ”

……

Shiraki struggled to open his eyes, feeling as if his soul had been drifting in the void for a long time.

The body is extremely sore, the brain is muddy, and the weakness is so weak that opening the mouth to speak is a luxury, even if the vision is blurred.

"Really...... Really woke up!! The old mother's efforts were not in vain! ”

"It's really a miracle, a failed test subject has really woken up."

Ever since he obtained the Pillar Cell, Black Jedi has been researching the clones of the Thousand Hands Pillars, but every time the test subjects are cultivated, they only have a human shape of flesh, and none of them can have a soul.

In desperation, Black Jedi could only give up the scientific research he was not good at, and destroyed all the experimental subjects, but the Vortex White Jue was ordered to take care of Madara Uchiha in the dark underground base, and when he was bored, he picked up an abandoned experimental subject and came back to feed, Black Jue thought he was just a whim, and he would throw it away when he got tired of playing, so he didn't care about him, but he didn't expect the Scroll White Jue to be overflowing with maternal love, and he has been raising it for several years.

Shiraki stared at the two miserable white humanoid monsters in front of him, and the white-haired old man in the distance who sat under the horror colossus with his head down......

"With my knowledge of the world of the two thorny apes...... Here it is...... Madara Uchiha's underground base? Shiraki's memories immediately matched the picture.

"Naa! My cub, I'm your grandma, call mom quickly...... Mom......" Vortex Bai Jue excitedly put his head in front of Bai Mu, and that kind of look was like ...... Indulging in motherly love?

"Am I the son of the White Absolute Specially? This single-celled organism doesn't even have a rectum, how can it be fertile!! Who is so hungry and doesn't choose to eat, and someone actually doesn't even let go of Bai! Bai Mu roared inwardly, but his face was already confused.

Bai Jue's teasing is so easy to fool, and the black hands of the ninja world like Hei Jue and Madara Uchiha on the side are not fools, and if they rashly do things that do not conform to their identities, they may be directly wiped out by a look.

"Sure enough, even if he woke up, he was just a fool." Spiky Bai spread his hands.

"No, no, no, he just can't speak, I'll teach him slowly." Scroll Bai waved his hand endlessly, and pointed to the black absolute on the side: "Cub, this is the black absolute father, called Dad...... Daddy......"

"Actually! You are still hermaphroditic autologous children, Hei would never have imagined that you are such a person......" Bai Mu's eyes suddenly became ambiguous, and he didn't know how this black and white match was carried out.

Is that a cheap grandson of Kaguya-hime?

"Hmph, you two are playing, if it affects our plans, even if Madara doesn't do it, I will personally destroy him." Hei Jue snorted coldly, not caring about this newly awakened vegetative person.

"Black Aba is really ruthless, he scares people like this, he is still a child after all." Scroll Bai Jue hugged Bai Mu's thin body hard.

"After that I'll be away for a while to gather information, you guys will take care of Madara here, and he'll need to sleep for a while, so don't let people disturb him." Black Jedi glanced at the stupid white wood, sank into the wall and disappeared.

Black is gone, and Madara is still asleep...... There are only two less clever funny people left, which is simply a godsend to adapt to the environment.

Bai Mu tried to move his limbs, but unfortunately he was as weak as a newborn kitten, and he couldn't move at all, after all, he was a failed test subject, and after being a vegetative person for more than ten years, the muscles of his limbs were atrophied.

"I think I should give him a name." Spiked Bai Jue suggested.

"Makes sense! What's the name...... "Scroll Bai Jue began to think......

"He is the old mother of Bai Jue, and I fed it with a handful of and urine...... It was also made by using the cells of the first Hokage for eight years, and the first Hokage was good at Mu Dun ......"

"Yes, yes, Shiroki, Shiraki......" Shiraki thought to himself, so that he didn't have to change his name.

"Then it's better to call Lao Ba!" Scroll Bai Jue gave a thumbs up: "I'm really a genius in naming!" ”

"Hmm...... Not! Not...... Not! Shiraki struggled frantically.

"Look, look, the children are crying out with joy! You must love the name, right? Old eight! Old eight! Uzumaki Bai Jue shouted excitedly.

Bai Mu convulsed all over, rolled his eyes wildly, and almost fainted.

"I think it's better to be called Bai Mu, the eighth is too unimposing when he says it, and he will be ridiculed in the future." Spiked White is definitely a good person.

"Mom, you're my mom." Shiraki finally breathed a sigh of relief.

"Makes sense, alas...... Then the big name is Bai Mu, and the little name is Lao Ba. Uzumaki Shiro ignored Shiroki's struggles and made a decision.

"Anyway...... What's going on with my body? Why can't the whole person use force like a ball of plasticine? Shiraki thought suspiciously.

At this moment, a curtain of light was imprinted in front of his eyes:

Name: Shiraki

Ethnicity: Intercolumnar cell clone (defective)

Gender: Male

Date of birth: April 4, 33 years of Konoha Life Energy: 5 (Cockroaches are a little taller than you)

Chakra: 5 (Kidney Deficiency)

Health regeneration: 1/day (a small wound can kill you)

Chakra recovery: 1/day (this disease, can not be delayed, hurry up and treat)

Physical Defense: 0 (not so much if you wear a piece of clothing)

Ninjutsu Defense: 0 (Itachi Come!) This person can definitely be killed with a fireball! ）

Maximum movement speed: 1 m/s (supermarket discounts old ladies can walk 2 meters!) ）

Condition: Generalized muscle atrophy after a long period of vegetative activity

Available Skills: None

Gold: 500

Rating: One Parker can kill 100,000 of you

"It turned out to be a defective product cultivated by intercolumn cells, and it was raised as a child by Bai Jue's tea, I said how could anyone do that kind of thing to Bai Jue."

"Is this my system? What does it do? Shiraki called out to the system in his mind.

"League of Legends system, you can get rewards based on evaluation for completing tasks, gold, hero skills, experience, and gold coins can be used to buy equipment in the mall."

"Get Starter Mission: Unplug Madara Uchiha's Oxygen Tube"

"Notes: A true man should have the courage to unplug the oxygen tube."

"Reward: Randomly Draw a Hero Skill"

"Failure: No Punishment"

"System, your task...... Is it playing with my life? Bai Mu tugged at his mouth, this is called a novice mission? Death mission, right?

"You can be more steady, and choose to abandon this task, but what I want to tell you is that there are not many newbie tasks with such a reward, and one less to give up." The system actually answered his thoughts, and it seemed that there was some wisdom.

"Give it up, no one can unplug Madara Uchiha's oxygen tube, he can kill you with a single look."

"Well, it's true that a little more steady can indeed live a little longer......"

"But...... What's the point of living longer if it's not for pleasure? The corners of Bai Mu's mouth slowly hooked up an arc.