27. This is made with shit
Demingdao told his teammates about the attribute of a lot of feces and urine. Everyone praised Demingdao for being prescient. This product really eats a lot of Dora, and the name "more and urine" is really worthy of the name.
"A lot of feces and urine" finished gnawing on his eggshell, and his eyes were shining on Mu Xiaodie's pet eggs, and there was a tendency to pounce. Mu Xiaodie saw that there was something wrong with its eyes, and immediately put the pet egg in the backpack. "A lot of feces and urine" saw that the pet eggs were gone, "woo" twice, and then shifted the target, wandering around looking for food, what tables and chairs, walls and floors, what to gnaw on, never picky eaters.
Meng Yuanyun saw that it was not full yet, so she took out her "bottled standard military ration" and fed it a grain. "A lot of feces and urine" felt a little unfinished after eating, and "woo" screamed twice, pestering Meng Yuanyun to eat. Meng Yuanyun couldn't help it, so she fed it another grain. In this way, it wasn't until he ate 5 pills that the foodie stopped, and then he found a corner and went to half-squatting......
...... "Everyone, look at me, I look at you, I think Deming Dao, this shovel official, is quite miserable." There is a lot of feces and urine" is so edible, and he still defecates everywhere after eating, and there are really a lot of things that Deming Dao is worried about.
"Hahaha, you're a shovel officer." Lu Rong patted Demingdao's shoulder heartlessly and laughed. The others also covered their mouths, forced their smiles, and their faces were flushed.
There was a "bang" sound, and the feces and urine pulled out a piece of poop, which was obviously wrong. Everyone followed the sound and looked over, only to see a golden "sausage" lying on the ground, and there was a trace of heat on it. Deming Dao sighed deeply, took out some gray equipment and things and melted them, and made a long clamp for dogs. When he put this "sausage" in front of everyone, everyone was dumbfounded: this is a dog poop, it is clearly "gold".
Dai Mingdao used his skills to identify it, and found that this whole piece is "Liuyun Gold", which has excellent ductility, and it has a characteristic that it can be instantly restored after deformation, and the "Liuyun Gold" is mixed into other metals to make armor, which can greatly improve the durability and impact resistance of armor. "Liuyun Gold" also has a use, which is very suitable for string utensils, whether it is used as a bowstring or a string.
"Hehehe, it turned out to be 'Liuyun Jin', this is a good thing, Xiaodie and Lu Rong, do you say that it is better for me to make armor for you or to make a bow?" Dai Mingdao laughed sinisterly, "Let you keep laughing at me, it's not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years!" ”
Mu Xiaodie shook her head again and again, indicating that she didn't need it. So this "sausage" was gloriously fused into a full-body armor by Deming Dao. It was smelted by Dai Mingdao with the white equipment and ores he had just distributed, adding some relatively high-grade rare metals, and then engraved with a damage reduction and weight reduction magic array, and finally melting into a large piece of "Flowing Cloud Gold", you can imagine what a rare and valuable whole body armor this is! The Epic Rank (Orange) Full Body Armor, which can only be equipped at level 20, won the first place in the equipment rankings in one fell swoop. Demingdao named this set of armor very intimately: "It's hot when it's freshly baked."
Lu Rong was constipated and equipped with this armor, and he always felt that there was a smell of shit on his body. He knew it was psychological, but he couldn't let go. He finally understood the true meaning of a famous saying: how bliss is ignorance.
"A lot of feces and urine" means that you are full of food and drink, and you don't need to eat. But they didn't eat for a long time. So everyone made an appointment to eat first and then continue.
Demingdao and Mu Xiaodie quit the game and discussed where to eat. Although Dai Mingdao is used to dealing with it at home, Mu Xiaodie is a girl, so she can't let her eat instant noodles with her, right? I don't know how to cook, and I can't let the girl cook for herself, so I propose to go to the food street to "corrupt" once, after all, the program I sent to my friend yesterday is very satisfied, and I have already made a payment today. Lao Tzu is not bad for money!
The two walked side by side on the road, discussing the experience in the game, and before they knew it, they came to the food court. Mu Xiaodie is a northerner, and she has been fascinated by Jiangnan snacks for a long time, and this time she has seen so many special snacks that have only heard its name but not seen its shape, and she has long been ready to move. She didn't care about the image of a lady, holding a bag of "plum blossom cake" in her left hand, pinching "pickled shrimp" in her right hand, and staring at the unfinished "stinky tofu" with her eyes, eager to eat from the street to the end of the street, and then sweep back the same way. Demingdao had to remind: "Eat less, overeating is not good for your health." ”
"It's okay, I'm fine." Mu Xiaodie's face was excited, and she replied without looking back.
"Speaking of the body, I suddenly remembered that I promised to get you some health medicine yesterday, and I forgot about it in the past two days. Why don't I wait until I'm done eating, I'll go to a nearby Chinese medicine store and dispense a few medicines, and then I'll study and research and get them out for you to try? ”
"Use us as guinea pigs?"
"How can it! I have a foundation in refining medicine, aren't those blood returning pills, god nourishing pills and other things refined by me personally? If it weren't for the fact that there are no medicinal herbs on this earth, I can only use Chinese herbs instead, maybe I would have sent you a courier over the place. Demingdao explained.
Seeing that Mu Xiaodie had almost eaten snacks, Dai Mingdao led the way in front, found a relatively clean wheat and shrimp noodle restaurant and walked in, picked a position by the window, and praised: "Try our special wheat and shrimp noodles here, I guarantee that you haven't eaten them." ”
"Really?" Mu Xiaodie saw the bright and clean appearance of the windows around her, and she also liked it in her heart. She pulled out the napkin on the table, wiped the desk chair aside, then sat down in the chair and said, "I'm sorry, I have a cleanliness fetish." It will be uncomfortable to see something unclean. ”
"It's okay, I found out last night."
"Is it that obvious?" Mu Xiaodie was a little embarrassed.
"Who hasn't had a small problem. For example, I'm very afraid of pain, and I'm stingy, which is the kind of goose that has plucked its feathers and people have peeled its skin. ”
"You're not stingy, you're thrifty." Mu Xiaodie said affirmatively.
Dai Mingdao shook his head, laughed self-deprecatingly, and took out two pairs of disposable chopsticks and gave Mu Xiaodie a pair. He pinched the leg of a chopstick in one hand and carefully parted it to the sides. With a "click", the chopsticks were pinched off by him. Mu Xiaodie was very strange and asked, "Why are you pinching chopsticks, you can just separate them." ”
Deming said helplessly: "I don't want to either." You know, yesterday I was repairing the bathroom, and since I learned the skills, my body has mutated in various ways, and now I am very muscular, and I can't control my strength at all. I was careful to even sit in a chair just now. ”
When Mu Xiaodie heard this, she couldn't help but think of the scene when Deming Dao came out of the bathroom wearing only pants last night, and her face was hot for no reason, she took a sip, took out another pair from the chopstick box, broke it and handed it to Deming Dao. In order to hide her unnaturalness, she took out her mobile phone and began to browse the official website forum of "Predas".
There are four posts on the forum: "Top Secret Video of Level 0 God 'Deming Dao' Ravaging Rare Level 30 BOSS", "On the Great God and His Friends", "Analysis of Equipment Production Tips from the Equipment Made by the Great God", "Miracles Appeared in the 88th Special Training Camp". After Mu Xiaodie opened it one by one, she used her mobile phone as a microphone and said to Deming in an interview posture: "Great God, the forums are all about your posts, how do you feel about this?" ”
"I think I'm so good, do you admire and fall in love with me?" Demingdao teased.
"Stinky beauty." Mu Xiaodie's face was hot, she took a sip, and stopped looking at him.
At this time, the waiter served two bowls of "wheat shrimp noodles", and the two put down their mobile phones and concentrated on fighting with wheat shrimp noodles. Mu Xiaodie patted her stomach and couldn't help but praise: "Ah, it's so full, I don't want to move, the combination of beef and shrimp in this wheat shrimp noodle feels very fresh." ”
"That's it! In the south, especially by the sea, there is a lot of seafood. Some of the coastal flats can also go to the sea by themselves, and you can burn some snail shells or something to eat by yourself. If you have time one day, you can go to the beach together. ”
"Okay, it would be better if Xiao Yun was here!" Mu Xiaodie also looked yearning.
"Hehe, now that I've eaten, I'm going to go to the Chinese medicine store to have a look, do you have any arrangements?"
"I'm your bodyguard, okay? I'll follow you wherever you go. ”
"Your big belly, okay?"
"you. You are responsible for my big belly! Mu Xiaodie said for no reason.
"Okay, no problem, in the future, there will be big fish and meat every day, and I will keep the fat ones you raised." Deming said and took it.
"Let's go, stop grinding." Mu Xiaodie was a little weak and quickly changed the topic.
So the two cleaned up, Dai Mingdao scanned the code and paid, and then led the way in front, and the two walked out of the noodle shop and walked towards the Chinese medicine store.
"I'll pay you back for the meal." Mu Xiaodie said.
"You're too outward, isn't it just a meal? What's more, if you live here to protect me, I won't have to eat and live? ”
Mu Xiaodie didn't insist, took two quick steps, and walked side by side with him.