Chapter 1: I'm Not Doing Anything Wrong with This God!
"Son, I don't have any expectations for my father, the meaning of giving you this name is to hope that the men of the Mai family should be sincere in their work and life."
The five-year-old McDonaln looked at his father's Big Mac hamburger in his left hand and the Colonel's chicken nugget in his right hand, and nodded seriously.
Now that I think about it, I really believe in your evil, sir!
Alas!
There is nothing more dangerous in the world than turning off the alarm clock and then closing your eyes, which is the only feasible way for humans to travel through the world, and you can reach the future in two hours by closing your eyes in five seconds!
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So, Madonald crossed over!
It was as hazy as if in a dream, and a library-like thing appeared in front of me, the size that seemed to be used for giants, and the excessively ornate floor patterns and columns and other decorations, gave Madonald a strong sense of dΓ©jΓ vu, and he always felt that he had seen it somewhere.
The horizon tugged quickly, and in the blink of an eye he was pulled into a strange room.
All his attention was immediately drawn to the strange man in front of him wrapped in a brown cloak. The other party was tightly wrapped, revealing only a chin full of white whiskers and a pair of glowing pale blue eyes.
Looking at those deep eyes, McDonald's heart felt like it was being sucked in.
I was kidnapped?
This was Madonald's first reaction.
"Don't be afraid, I have no ill will." As soon as the strange man raised his hand, the dark place on the left suddenly lit up, which was even more dazzling than the first birth of the rising sun, and it was not far from flashing the kryptonite eyes of the blind McDonald.
"It's ......"
Gold!?
It's so exaggerated!
For a moment, McDonald thought he had strayed into the Fed's coffers.
Under the pale yellow light, there are endless shelves.
On the four-storey metal shelves, each shelf is stacked with two layers of gold bars, and each gold entry is about the same as an adult's forearm, no less than 50 kilograms.
The golden scene is a bit like an autumn rice field.
Of course, this is a bad analogy, but if you don't think about it that way, McDonald is afraid that his heart will be stimulated to stop beating.
Is this scene vulgar?
Of course it's vulgar!
But all the senior brothers have told McDonalken - every boss who only talks to you about ideals and not money is a bastard.
Talking about money, or talking about big money, this proves that the other party is sincere!
When he saw this scene, he already had a little premonition, and that sentence really came as he imagined.
"As long as you do one thing for me, you can get up to 100 billion ...... worth of your world The gold of the yuan! β
McDonald couldn't speak when he heard it, before the crossing, he was an ordinary fresh college graduate, in 2020, the most unlucky graduation season in the past two decades, he could find a decent job of three or four thousand yuan a month and snickered, carrying the expectations of his parents and girlfriend on his shoulders, just came to Guangzhou to live temporarily at his roommate's house, preparing for the interview, this happened.
He is indeed crazy about money, but this kind of madness, where can he reason?
I can only cheer myself up secretly in my heart: McDonald, be strong, there is no such thing as a prostitute in this world! Free is the most expensive!
It's just that he has to travel to other worlds, which makes him a little unhappy.
McDonaln forced his composure: "I'm ...... What to do? β
"Spend money!" The old man spoke very artistically: "Within my limited time, spend a specified amount of money!" β
The old man stretched out his thin hand, and a translucent light curtain suddenly appeared in front of McDonald's eyes in the void.
γAstral Divine Systemγ
[Basic system funds: equivalent to 5 million RMB in gold coins]
[Time limit for the first stage: 1 month]
This is a universal template.
Below the generic template, there is a dialog-like area that shows some instructions for how to use it.
When playing WeChat, McDonald often ignores and directly agrees. This time he didn't dare to ignore it, he read it word by word.
γRules for the Use of Funds:γ
[At each stage, the system will provide the host with a certain amount of system funds, which can be used by the host in any form, but cannot be squandered maliciously!] γ
"It's simple, I can't make money, I can't spend money!?" McDonald instantly understood the function of this system.
[The use of funds by the host must conform to the identity of the host, and shall not do any behavior beyond the identity of the host.] Hosts can choose their own origin, please note that the better the background, the more system funds will need to be spent within the time limit. γ
"Oh, a beggar spends a million, and before he can spend it, he is killed as a thief, then there is no need to ask, the higher the background, the better! Isn't it just spending a little more! "Madonald incarnates the king of understanding.
[After a certain period of time, the settlement will be made, and you can spend more, not less.] Once it is found that the use of funds is less than 90% of the requirement, the shortfall will be accumulated to the next stage, and the spending requirement for the next stage will be increased according to the linear proportion. If the stage amount is successfully reached, the host can choose to convert the equivalent of the spent funds into your discretionary personal property and return it to Earth. γ
[Special Note: In order to motivate the host to focus on spending money on themselves, the host should not be abused in the following ways.] γ
[Next: View the detailed rules]
[Outline: Hosts may only engage in normal, reasonable, and lawful market or private activities.] And according to the interstellar law 404 regulations, pornography, gambling and drugs are strictly prohibited! γ
[The following behaviors are all violations, please be sure to note that violations of the regulations will be punished with as small as soul torture and as large as soul scattering]
[Malicious depreciation:]
[1. Large-scale purchase of perishable materials, dilapidated houses that are about to collapse, etc.] γ
[2. Intentional gambling losses, intentional participation in Ponzi schemes, illegal fundraising and other illegal acts.] γ
[3. Speculation, deliberately buying high and selling materials low, disrupting market order. γ
[4. Buying art at a high price and maliciously damaging it.] γ
γβ¦β¦ (Click to expand the remaining 168 violations)]
[Illegal Charity:]
[1. Charity, deliberately transferring system funds or purchased items to others free of charge.] γ
[2. Purchasing, hiring employees, renting properties, and purchasing various daily necessities at a standard much higher than the market price.] γ
[3. Deliberately ignoring the strength of the partner, or allowing it to be passive and inefficient, and failing to complete the entrusted task for a long time......]
γβ¦β¦ (Click to expand the remaining 256 violations)]
[Additional Terms: The host shall not disclose or imply the existence of the system itself or the challenge to anyone, in any way.] γ
[This system has the final right to interpret the definition of violations.] γ
"Damn, the rules are really strict enough."
McDonald carefully recalled the N ways of criminal law in his mind, and several illegal loser plans that appeared in his mind were rejected one by one.
It seems that it is really a system that makes him spend his money well.
"This, I don't have a big problem, before binding the system, I want to ask, which world is this? Isn't it like I'm in the center of the war zone as soon as I get in? β
The old man said in a deep voice: "I can't tell you where it is, no one can say what will happen in the future, I can only guarantee that it is a peaceful country now." β
"Uh, what about the future?" McDonald is feeling a little bad.
Suddenly, a shrill voice interjected, the source of which could not be heard, but reminded McDonald of a crow: "Don't talk so much nonsense. Are you in a safe world again? You eat breakfast made of gutter oil every day, occasionally eat carcinogenic hot pot ingredients that have been used N times in the next restaurant, the road is full of retrograde battery cars, and tens of millions of people are infected with deadly plague, and you don't see you dead? β
McDonald's expression is right:! You have a point! I was speechless.
"First of all, why did you choose me for such a good thing?"
"Because according to the assessment, you are the most suitable, and the owner of this fund has the same surname as you!"
"Same surname?"
"Really!" The old man nodded: "You should be considered distant relatives, right?" However, his identity must be kept secret for the time being. β
For some reason, McDonald always felt that he was a little weak-hearted.
McDonald: "Let me ask you againβisn't that some kind of savage world you have?" β
The old man was proud: "Don't underestimate us! Although we don't have a civilization as high as Earth, we do have airships and steam trains! β
McDonald thought for a moment: that technology is quite developed! It's a big deal to stay up for three years in the steam age than to toss around blindly.
The mysterious voice interjected again: "How? Binding not? After this village, there will be no such shop! β
"The most ...... Last but not least, can I contact my family regularly? β
The old man smiled strangely: "Don't worry, I will relay all the contacts of your family to you, and I can help you relay voice messages for an unlimited number of people for up to 60 seconds in total every week." Any more and you'll need to spend more money as an additional condition. β
That's good!
McDonald nodded vigorously: "Okay! I promised! I'm going to choose the noblest of your origins! β
"No problem!" The old man smiled mysteriously.
McDondon only felt as if he had been pricked in his left wrist, and then the light flashed in front of him, and he lost consciousness in a flash.
When he woke up again, he heard only a nice voice: "Lord Stratholme!?" β
As soon as McDonald opened his eyes, he saw a beautiful young woman in a medieval European court dress, a majestic man in half-length armor, several fellows who looked like doctors, and a bunch of beautiful maids of good looks gathered around the bed where he was lying.
It should be night, and it's pitch black outside the window. In the fireplace, the fire burned brightly, and from time to time there was the crackling sound of dry wood crackling. A very heroic old man figure hangs not far from the fireplace, and the silver crown on his forehead is eye-catching.
A trident-shaped candlestick hangs from each column, and N large candles and a headlamp on the roof, which is clearly not an electric light, illuminates the room as if it were daytime.
As far as the eye can see, there are gorgeous furniture inlaid with gold, and some years old, you can see scratches in many places.
Hearing the other party's call, McDonalken, who had not yet woken up, was stunned: "Wait, what do you call me?" Who are you? β
The beautiful young woman was stunned for a moment, and then put on a very kind smile: "You are the honorable Duke of Madondon Stansom!" The rightful lord of the holy city of Stratholme. I'm Baroness Anastali, and he's Baron Rivendell, and we're all your most loyal vassals! β
Wait a minute!
The former name McDonald is not impressive, but the latter one has definitely heard of it!
Isn't that the main owner of his own father who played Warcraft and brushed the (pseudo) undead horse a million times?
When McDonald heard this, the whole person was not good!
it! Master, I've actually been transported to Azeroth!?
Nima, Earth is dangerous, and Azeroth is even more dangerous!
Invaded by orcs, slaughtered by bones, ravaged by swarms, and shopping by demons.
In this hellish place where the world is in danger of being wiped out every once in a while, even the king is a thing that the king reads as cannon fodder, let alone a mere duke.
This title is useless!
If you have something, you have to be in front!
That dead old man cheats me!?
I don't deserve this god!
Let me go backβ
Put me back ......
Let me ......
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New book seedlings, urgent need for recommendation tickets, reward!
Also, welcome to the investment, right! It's "Stratholme Shenhao Investment Group"!