Chapter Ninety-Seven: Which One Killed a Thousand Swords Stole My Potion!
The class gave everyone a deeper understanding of Professor McGonagall, especially her 'funny' and 'thought-provoking' quotes.
William decided to record the phrase "At your age, you can still sleep!" ”…… Make it into a ghost magic alarm bell and sell it.
Any student who listens to this will surely immediately come to their senses and smear the walls with feces.
According to Hogwarts tradition, there is always some surprising commotion on the first day of school.
This time was no exception.
At noon, a shocking news began to spread on campus:
Neville issued a death proclamation to Professor Snape!
Hogwarts is a haven of gossip, and many times, a small detail can make a big difference.
For example, last year it was rumored that Professor Snape was a werewolf and that he was a Blackner...... and other outrageous news.
So, this thing sounds like, a lot like a fake. But sadly, this time it was true.
Neville said to Professor Snape in Potions class:
Be careful! In the future, when brewing potions, pay attention to your crucible...... Don't blow it up!
This is full of warnings, and it makes people shudder to hear.
Everyone was stunned, and the Gryffindor students were also frightened, they didn't expect Neville, who had always been honest, to say such a thing.
Sure enough, the honest man was forced to do everything.
If it's just this sentence, everyone can still understand it. Maybe it's really just Neville, who cares about our lovely and charming teachings?
Unexpectedly, in class, Neville also burned three crucibles on the spot and blew them up twice.
Snape's hair was greasy, and his hairline had risen by a millimeter.
He also experienced the Marietta incident back then, so he was experienced in a hundred battles, and he did not get hit, and fell under the crucible of the explosion.
Otherwise, he would have been lying in the school hospital and being taunted by Madam Pomfrey.
After class, Neville found William with a sad face.
"This is what Percy said, he said that the thickness of the crucible in foreign countries is not good, and it is easy to explode.
I'm just concerned about Professor Snape and telling him to be careful. ”
Neville was indeed only a little concerned.
But with that sentence, coupled with the explosion of the chamber, it is not a joke.
So, Professor Snape unceremoniously punished him for his stay on campus to disembowelment a large vat of horned toads.
And I can only use my hands!
Next time, just use your mouth.
As the students knew, Professor Snape was in a bad mood. In the afternoon class, everyone was honest.
Professor Moody also came inexplicably, dangling in the door of the basement classroom.
Snape seemed to be extra cautious with the Mad-Eye, apparently avoiding his eyes.
Whether it's the magic eye, or the normal eye.
The students whispered, remembering that in the first year, Professor Snape had entered the palace twice...... Imprisoned by the Ministry of Magic in Azkaban.
At that time, Moody was still an Auror. There may have been some special story between the two.
Is it torture to extract confessions, or is it a prison academy...... These are two completely different concepts.
"Quiet." Snape said coldly.
He slammed the classroom door with his backhand, keeping Moody out.
There was no need for him to order everyone to be quiet, and as soon as the class heard the door closed, they immediately became silent, and all small movements stopped.
"Before we start class today," Snape said as he walked briskly to the podium and looked sternly at them all.
"I think I need to remind you that next June, you're going to have an important exam to take."
"At that time, you will prove how much you have learned about potions from me.
Although, some of the students in this class are indeed mentally retarded and stupid enough to stand shoulder to shoulder with trolls...... I can't even teach it well.
But I still hope that everyone can be in the . Barely 'pass' in the LS exam, otherwise I would ...... Very angry. ”
As for the sixth year in a row,. LS exams, the professor with the highest student pass rate, Snape still has this confidence.
That's right, don't look at Professor Snape's spicy appearance, but the fake one is also an "excellent young teacher" at Hogwarts.
and Trelawney like this...... The bastard with the second-to-last pass rate is completely different.
As for who is the first...... It must be Professor Babuji of Muggle studies.
"Of course, after this year, many of you will no longer be able to attend my classes." Snape continued.
"I only pick the best students and get into my. Potions Class ...... And those obvious fools, they have to say goodbye. ”
Everyone held their breath.
Snape scoffed, "It's not that I don't want to teach, it's that some people's intellect is not enough to sustain him, and he continues to wander in the wonderful realm of potions." ”
The students straightened their backs, as if trying to show that they weren't "somebody."
After Professor Snape finished his taunt, he began to teach the process of making palliatives.
During the first-year time loop, William had configured this potion.
Solifies and soothes irritability and anxiety and calms the mind completely. This 'sage mode' is very good for learning.
But if the ingredients are so-so, it will make the drug taker fall into a kind of dead sleep.
As a result, Professor Snape demanded that all students taste a small drop of their potion at the end of the lesson.
This kind of proposal makes everyone more focused and cautious.
It doesn't matter if you sleep, you're afraid of being poisoned by yourself.
"Ingredients and preparation methods are on the blackboard." Snape waved his wand, "Everything you need, in the locker." ”
Everyone lined up and honestly got up to get the potion.
Professor Snape squinted, staring at the crack in the door. Moody hadn't gone yet, and with his magic eye, he could penetrate the door panel.
William walked over to the locker and found it full of materials. There are also many pimple vine pods, all wrinkled by blisters.
These were apparently Professor Sprout's cuties, who had been "picked up" by Snape and placed in the storage room.
Since there are so many, it is still Professor Sprout's stuff, William will take some...... It's nothing, is it?
Besides, he didn't take much...... There are only a few dozen of them.
Qiu did the same, took it with him, and put it in the ring with the Traceless Stretching Spell.
Marietta followed suit......
When the eaglets close the door to the storage room, good fellows...... Directly empty one floor.
It's just that Professor Snape didn't see it, and was still staring at Moody from the air, sniping at him in the middle of the door.
The two of them have a hard anus.
An hour later, a faint, silvery-white steam appeared in William's crucible. He's finished brewing the potion.
Professor Snape just glanced at it and walked away, without speaking.
In McGonagall's words: this kind of student should not be in the classroom and affect the mentality of other students.
In the autumn cauldron, a cloud of dark gray gas was bubbling up, and there was a strong smell of rotten eggs.
If you drink this thing, you won't be poisoned, but you will stink to death.
Autumn looked at his friend as if asking for help, and William glanced at Snape's back and quickly waved his wand.
Her crucible automatically stirred counterclockwise, and then the sneezing syrup in the test tube slowly dripped into it.
The rotten eggs tasted gone, and the color began to change.
But Marietta was not so good, her crucible was glowing green and making a popping sound, as if it was heating up quickly...... Exploded.
Everyone knows it...... The cauldron is about to explode.
William's wand flailed, freezing the entire cauldron.
Snape walked in, grimacing with a terrible sneer on his face, and smiled, "Stark uses magic...... Ravenclaw deducts five points! ”
He shook his wand and said, "Disappear." ”
Marietta's potion vanished, and she stood dumbfounded beside an empty cauldron.
"Why not help your classmates? Stark, five more points! ”
William: "......"
"On Saturday, you come to my office for tuition!"
Professor Snape shouted angrily at Marietta. "I'll give you individual tuition!"
Isn't this lowering the pass rate of his excellent teachers!
Professor McGonagall wants to surpass him every year!
Since the absence of the Quidditch Cup and the House Cup, this is one of the few places where Snape can taunt Gryffindor.
Be careful...... This year has to be an unprecedented seven-game winning streak.
After class, all students walked out of the classroom.
Ravenclaw students are especially fast.
I don't know how long it took, but suddenly there was a roar from the underground classroom.
Professor Snape was horrified to find that he had picked up herbs for half a night yesterday...... Nope.
Which one who kills a thousand knives steals!
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