"Ding—"

The "punishment for failure" was set, and I was about to ask out loud what the task was, when a familiar voice sounded. Nameless and Pure World looked at each other, and invariably looked at their respective mission prompts. I turned on my mission prompt machine, and I saw the title "Special Mission" and the following lines appear on it:

Catch the Flower Thief: Recently, a flower thief appeared near the arrogant village, which caused a lot of headaches for the arrogant Second Army family, and the patriarch of the arrogant Second Army family asked to catch the flower thief within a week or let him leave, there is no limit to the method. Mission Success: All medals are upgraded by one level; Mission Failure: Eliminate one of your own abilities.

"What is this?" My eyes widened, and I read the word "flower thief" over and over again, and only after a while did I raise my head and look at the boss with puzzled eyes, "Want to catch the flower thief?" Am I right? ”

"Well, it's a flower thief." The long boss nodded happily.

For some reason, I always felt that the chief boss was playing a trick on us.

"Flower thief, as the name suggests, is it a person who 'steals incense and jade'? Is there such a thing? "Clearing my throat, I explained it in a more elegant way.

"Well, that's right." The long boss leaned back.

"I see." The corner of my eye twitched, and I looked at Nameless and Pure World, "What do you have to do?" ”

Nameless and Pure Tianya coughed dryly and shut up without answering.

The eldest boss smiled and said, "Well, okay, if you want to discuss it, go back!" Anyway, I've done a 'hair fall' for you, how about it? I'm light, right? ”

Nameless blushed slightly, and said firmly: "Thank you, boss, I will not let you down!" ”

I frowned vaguely, bothered by Nameless's trust in the long boss very much: what if the long boss is really what I thought? Now Nameless doesn't think my words are right, and ...... in the future

A sense of sorrow hung over my heart, but I didn't want to mention it again, lest I quarrel with Nameless - I really didn't think that Nameless would also fight me for the long boss, but ......

- This special mission really blinded my eyes!

"Little Bridge! Small bridge! ……”

- Who is calling me?

“…… Xiao Jing! Xiao Jing! ”

- I saw it clearly: it's nameless!

"Why do you come home and sit on the couch all the time? Do you have something on your mind? Nameless waved his hand in front of my eyes, and he asked me with a worried look on his face.

"Me? …… I'm fine. Slightly startled, I looked around, only to realize that I had unknowingly returned home with Nameless and Pure World.

The talented and beautiful woman and the wild goose looked at me silently, strange with a face full of curiosity, promised to drink water unhurriedly, and the eyes of the pure world glanced at me from time to time, and then looked out the window......

"-What have you learned?" I asked the devil.

Everyone was stunned, and then they couldn't cry or laugh.

Nameless shook me and said with a smile: "Xiao Jing, Xiao Jing, you are too distracted, right?" Where are you sleepwalking? We're not talking about the harvest now, we're talking about the flower thief! ”

"Flower thief?" I was stunned, "Where is he?" ”

"That's exactly what we're going to discuss." Nameless sighed, "According to the investigation, he often haunts the 'Maple Leaf Forest', and he is very graceful, and it seems that there are many women who appreciate this strange guy quite a lot, and I don't know why!" His face flushed, and he gestured vaguely, "I heard that the women who were previously unimpressed will become delirious after meeting him, and when they are done, they will have a wonderful memory...... When they and their partners do those things, they get bored! ”

Nameless said with a red face.

I didn't react at first, but then I came back to my senses, and my heart was beating so red that I couldn't lift my head in embarrassment.

A familiar, pink atmosphere lingered around us.

Luo Yan blew his fingers and said indifferently: "You duo, what is there to be shy about?" Haven't you done that yet? ”

"What nonsense are you talking about! Don't talk nonsense! I glared at Luo Yan, eager to tear her big mouth.

"What's wrong? Could it be that you haven't ...... yet" Luo Yan rolled his eyes.

"Wild geese!" I stomped my foot in frustration, only to hate not to come forward and cover her mouth, "This is not in the scope of the argument!" Don't go off-topic! "I can only prevaricate with such a reason.

The talented and beautiful woman said seriously: "Let's study how to lure out that flower thief!" ”

Blame: "Do you want to find a beautiful woman, take a walk at night, and come to a 'beauty plan', maybe you will meet it?" ”

- Very well, the topic is finally back on the right track!

"So, who's going to be the bait?" Luo Yan touched his chin and asked a key question.

Except for the nameless, all the people looked at me thoughtfully.

Nameless blushed, and said urgently: "Xiao Jing can't do it!" ”

"Why not?" The falling geese squinted at the nameless.

Nameless said: "That's a flower thief, it's a pervert, how can you let a girl go?" ”

"If you don't let her go, will you let me go?" Luo Yan asked rhetorically.

Nameless looked Luo Yan up and down, made a conscious look, and sighed: "What a good idea! ”

"What!" Luo Yan almost jumped, "I'm not a woman!" ”

"You're not a woman? Are you not a woman or a man? Can you 'on' no? The talented and beautiful woman finally seized an opportunity to ridicule and immediately ridiculed Luo Yan.

Luo Yan's response was not slow at all, and immediately replied: "Of course you can 'get on'!" Would you like to try it? ”

The talented and beautiful woman looked at Luo Yan dumbfounded, and Xu was speechless for her cheekiness.

We, the observers, listened to it with red ears and hot faces, and for the first time found that the wild goose was so strong - the topic of finally getting on the right path was pulled crooked by the unscrupulous wild goose, and we were silent for a long time before we had to sigh. I "coughed" and tried to get the topic on track:

"Okay, I see, let's find a bait first, won't you? Who wants to be the bait? ”

I looked at the crowd.

"Ahem, ahem!" Everyone coughed in embarrassment, louder than I did. Before we finished coughing, we heard a "ding" sound ringing in our ears!

The talented and beautiful woman, Luo Yan, Strange One and Promise were dumbfounded, and they all called up their task prompts, and then shouted in a frustrated manner: "Ah! How to do it! It's a random mission again! ”

I was so surprised, before I could speak, I saw pure gossip and asked, "What task?" ”

The talented and beautiful woman said sullenly: "Just like you last time, a special mission was triggered!" He cupped his forehead and read slowly: "Special Mission: Xiaoqiao still water needs bait to seduce the flower thief, are you willing?" If you are willing, please help Kobashi Shizusui catch the flower thief within a week and month. Mission Success: Medal Upgraded; Mission Failure: Deprive yourself of a skill. ”

I blinked, showing my innocence.

"That's a nice reward!" Luo Yan ignored the bleak faces of the talented and beautiful woman, the strange one, and the promise, and stroked his palms and laughed, "All the medals have been upgraded to the next level? It's not that easy to upgrade! ”

The talented and beautiful woman glanced at Luo Yan coldly, and snorted: "Although the reward is good, who will be the bait?" ”

"This ......" Luo Yan was dumbfounded, and he made a ruthless look, "Or ...... Am I being bait? ”

We looked at him in unison and were amazed at his sudden dedication.

I laughed, of course, because I didn't have to act as a decoy – I patted the falling goose, and I was moved to say, "Thank you, big goose...... I will remember your sacrifice! ”

Luo Yan cried a face, immediately held my hand, and begged pitifully: "Xiaoqiao, I did this for you!" You have to find a good bodyguard, don't let me lose my life! ”

Nameless blackened his face, separated me from Luo Yan, and said straightly: "Are you enough?" Are you a man still afraid of losing your body? If you have to worry about it, it's also a question of who is up and who is down, right? ”

We were all petrified, thunderbolted by nameless words.

The talented and beautiful woman patted the table and said with a straight face: "Hey, hey, the more you talk, the more you don't talk!" ”

"It's just—we don't look like we're on a mission at all......" Weird muttered quietly.

The promise turned a blind eye on us: "The more this topic is talking, the more boundless it becomes!" Do you still want to do the task? If I don't want to do it, I'd rather give up and let those players laugh at me and hunt me down, and I can just train my strength! ”

I immediately tensed my face and shouted solemnly: "Dayan, don't talk nonsense!" We're going to get to the point, and we're going to figure out how to catch the flower thief—"

"I'm serious!" Luo Yan tilted her head and looked at me, as if she didn't make enough trouble, and continued to digress, "Think about it, the other party is a flower thief!" Specializing in that file, I really met him, and he wanted to force me, so what should I do? Is it obedience or rebellion? ”

"If you don't obey in silence, you rebel in silence!" I fought back with a blank face.

The talented and beautiful woman almost had misplaced facial features, and said with a straight face: "Where is the smart energy on weekdays?" Won't you procrastinate? ”

"Dayan, we will protect you, don't worry!" Nameless swears rationally.

Chun Tianya shouted loudly: "I have already inquired! That flower thief isn't a monkey rusher! Before I heard that he wanted to do that kind of thing, he would ask you if you were a good place, and he liked it......"

"I'm married, am I still here?" Luo Yan was cold-cold, "I've broken it!" ”

"Have you had enough trouble?" Promise punches the couch and knocks it out of a hole.

…… Under the coercion of the promise, we pursed our lips and silenced each other.

In short, after some nonsense, everyone finally made a plan: the strange one made anesthetic, the wild goose dressed up in makeup, and used as the bait to go for a walk, and the talented beauty, the promise and the strange one secretly protected her. If the other party takes the bait, Luo Yan finds an opportunity to attack him with anesthetics, and the talented and beautiful woman guarantees that she will not let the other party take advantage of her......

If it doesn't work, it's up to me to get on it: I pretend to be a couple with Nameless first, and I deliberately make trouble during the process, Nameless will pretend to be angry and leave, while I run angrily to the creek with the most incidents, and if I meet the flower thief, find the right time to strike!

The plan was laid out in detail, and everyone patted their chests to make sure that nothing was wrong, except for me, looking out the window worriedly: will things go as smoothly as we imagined?

- Of course...... Don't tell you!