A few days before school started, Anne and Treni finally returned.

Anne's expression was mysterious, and she seemed pleased with the trip.

When she got home, she had to share her adventures with William and Hermione.

But every time I get to the beginning, I can't help but laugh first, and I don't say the last word.

After four or five times in a row, Hermione, who was seriously aroused, almost couldn't help beating the little girl.

Tryne's face is not very good, according to her:

The combat effectiveness of the aircraft carrier group of the Royal Navy Division is really amazing.

Her words are not credible, wizards like to brag, and many people even think of helicopters as aviation planes.

However, William was curious about what kind of gondola Trine had transformed into to attract the attention of the Navy.

Watch the news at night, and there are really reports on TV. In the program, the BBC host excitedly told everyone that the ship of the undersea man was discovered.

It was an image with lower pixels than a photo of the moon landing, giving it a five-cent effect.

The moderator also contacted a retired lieutenant of a certain army group army by telephone.

A retired lieutenant pointed out that it was a royal shame that the Royal Navy could not even catch an invading submarine.

If it is an army, even if the enemy is hiding in the castle, it can be leveled.

The lieutenant almost made it clear to Prince Charles:

"Prince, as long as you give an order, our army brothers will rush into Buckingham Palace and capture the demon woman."

Unfortunately, William waited for several days and did not hear the news of Cha Sledgehammer's usurpation.

September 1,

William, Hermione, and Anne packed their bags and went to Station 9. Tranee, on the other hand, stayed in the cottage for the time being.

She's probably going to play in England for a while, and she won't leave until after the Triwizard Tournament is over.

When you enter the station, the Hogwarts Express is already parked there.

The crimson steam locomotive was belching smoke, and through the smoke, many Hogwarts students and parents on the platform seemed to be dark ghosts.

William and Hermione were soon watched, and many parents wanted to shake hands with them.

That guy, that scene, that's pretty big!

Fortunately, it suddenly rained, and the torrential rain beat the crowd, and William and Hermione were able to escape.

Follow the train aisle towards a box.

Cedric, Cho, and Luna had already arrived early and were chatting in the carriage.

But ordinary people don't understand, Autumn speaks human language, and Cedric is there Abba Aba.

He took another sip of mandrake and began a month-long silent meditation career.

Shut up and don't shut up, just buzzing there.

"What is he talking about?" William sat down in his chair and looked at Cho suspiciously, asking her to translate for the translator.

He's talking...... This month is a good opportunity for him to practice silent spellcasting. Cho replied.

"When the mandrake is ready, you will be proficient in silent casting, killing two birds with one stone."

Glancing at Cedric's smug face, William couldn't help but smile:

"Don't just think about good things. In your situation, Professor Snape will definitely ask you questions, like a mad dog.

Last year it was Gryffindor and this year it was Hufflepuff...... You're going to be miserable, and you're going to be a Hufflepuff sinner. ”

“……”

When Professor Snape finds a stupid badger who can't speak, he will definitely deduct points for asking questions.

If Hermione couldn't speak, William would have asked her crazy questions during the Ancient Magic Lesson.

It's a no-jointed exercise, it's just fun. Miss Jack-of-all-trades can't speak, she's a source of joy.

Cedric, who figured it out, suddenly panicked, he actually forgot about this stubble.

"Silence is the greatest sorrow of mankind." Luna said in a singing voice.

She held up the Quidditch Limited Edition Contradiction, covering her face.

Lovegood Sr. only made it to the final, but that didn't stop him from using his imagination and writing Quidditch secrets.

It is said that the sales are not bad.

At least when he went to see Bertha before school started, William found that almost all of St. Mungo's wizards who had "their heads disturbed by magic" had a copy.

Isn't that what the heat is all about?

Soon, the twins pushed the door open and walked in, Harry and Ron following behind.

Ron hurriedly squeezed the window, eagerly shouting, "What the hell is it?" What happens at Hogwarts? ”

"You'll know," said Charlie waving his hand from afar, "don't tell Percy that I mentioned it."

You know, this is 'top secret information, and it won't be released until the Ministry of Magic deems it appropriate'. ”

"What the hell is going on?" Harry asked.

"Professor Dumbledore will tell you...... Okay, better behave, you know? Did you hear that, Fred? And you, George? Mrs. Weasley said.

She stood under the train, and through the window, she saw William sitting in the carriage, with a loving look on his face like a mother's:

"Oh, William...... Thank you so much for saving Harry and Ron from being kidnapped.

Last school year too, you and Hermione saved them both.

There is also a forbidden area on the fourth floor of the year before and the year before last......"

Mrs. Weasley counted, good fellow...... Don't say you don't know, but be shocked when you say it.

Almost every year, William saves the lives of Harry and Ron.

She really didn't know whether to say that William was great, or if Harry and Ron were dead.

"The two of them may have saved the solar system in their last life, so they can only know you in this life."

"You're welcome." William smiled.

The pistons of the engine, with a loud hissing sound, started the train.

In sight, Mrs. Weasley, Bill, and Charlie all vanished.

"Tell us what's going on at Hogwarts!" Ron rested his luggage irritably.

Harry ignored it, and instead looked at the carriage with his eyes:

William, Hermione, Annie, and Luna huddled on the other side.

Cedric sat by the window here, and Cho sat next to him.

The twins were ready to play a prank, and Ginny stood without a seat...... It seemed to be waiting for him to sit first.

Well, the only competitor is Ron.

Without the slightest hesitation, Harry immediately seized the opportunity and sat next to Autumn first.

He sniffed vigorously, a unique aroma.

Harry felt like he was going to get drunk.

Ron noticed that Harry was sitting next to Autumn, and there was still a bit of space in the middle, so he tried to rush in.

Harry watched and listened in all directions, and as he grew up, he didn't give Ron the slightest chance to succeed.

He decisively shortened the slit in the middle.

Ron glanced and tried to squeeze between Ginny and Harry.

Ginny did the same, and immediately took up the gap.

In desperation, Ron sat sullenly next to Ginny.

"What the hell is it that all of you seem to know and hide from us?" Ron looked at the twins.

Fred refused, "No, I can't tell you, didn't Percy say it—'Top Secret Intelligence'." ”

"yes, I don't think you're ready to listen to that." George said with a grin.

"And how do you two know?" Harry wondered.

"What William told us, we almost knew before the summer." Fred squeezed his eyes.

Ron couldn't wait to look at William again.

But he was holding the Daily Prophet, looking down and discussing something with Hermione, ignoring it.

What to discuss? Naturally, it was the journalist who made up his words.

They said that they did not say a word at the door of Gringotts, and that they had received death threats from the Ministry of Magic.

"Forget it...... Let me tell you, poor Ron. George looked unwilling.

"This year's students will all fight with the fire dragon, and the winner can kiss a classmate at will."

Harry was stunned, his gaze couldn't help but drift to Qiu.

Is there really such a good opportunity?

Not to mention the fire dragon,

Voldemort will kill you!

"Harry, don't listen to his nonsense." Ron said irritably. "They also told me that I had to fight trolls when I went to school.

If you can touch the dragon, I'll give you a hundred Galleons...... Although I didn't. ”

Harry was disappointed. Did he lack the hundred Galleons? What he lacks is a chance to confess.

Luna burst out laughing. She let out a series of high-pitched and piercing laughs, which woke up all three cats who were sleeping on the windowsill.

Only Bobo Tea didn't wake up, and even rolled up his ears and continued to snore.

It had long been accustomed to Luna's magical laughter ...... 'fairy one second, witch the next'.

"Any interesting reports?" Anne picks up the "Singing Against the Tune" that has fallen on the ground.

William leaned in.

The Mystery of the Great Albanian Fireball

"The recent fires in Albania have sparked a war of words from various countries. Stark and Granger, who are the parties involved, deny that they have nothing to do with them.

The author personally went to the scene to investigate and found that the Aurors, who witnessed the fire, recounted that a light flashed in the sky, and a sound similar to a cannon was emitted, and a few minutes later, a strong pillar of blue and white light appeared in the sky.

Then, the shock wave can be felt within a radius of several hundred kilometers. The scorching energy from the explosion ignited the branches, as if the trees had been cut off from their roots......

If you compare it, it is very similar to a Muggle nuke...... Of course, the landing of spacecraft from extraterrestrial visitors is not excluded. ”

William found four or five pieces in a row, all about him. What is the mystery of the 500,000 gamble in one night, the mystery of the appearance of the black magic mark.

It's hot.

It's no exaggeration to say that he and Hermione fed Luna.

William looked down again, quickly intrigued.

"England's national team's defeat is shady!"

That's what catches the eye!

"We all know that the England national team had won 42 consecutive training matches before the game.

But why were they eliminated, who were obviously invincible?

The reason is simple.

Bulgaria's mascot is Meiwa! But why Meiwa? There is a shady scene in this.

According to inside sources, the England Seeker claimed that Meiwa had made him malnourished.

And Anderson, the captain and goalkeeper, with one center and two cardinal points, sucked the Seeker into a soft-footed shrimp ...... the tournament."

Merlin.

Lovegood Sr...... Can carbon-based organisms come up with this?

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