Chapter 20 Two Skins of Officials and Bandits
Seeing these people grimacing into the woods, Ximenqing sneered and said in his heart: "It's finally here!" ”
At this moment, the three hired coachmen were already frightened to the bottom of the cart. Ximen Qing glanced at everyone, everyone silently retreated to the cart, each copying their blades, Pei Canglong and Pei Canghai brothers actually dragged two pairs of double swords out of their own car, the two of them made a gesture, protecting the side of the cart where their mother was, but it also looked like it.
Ximen Qing watched coldly, and saw that although the Pei brothers were young and lacked skills, their skills were old, and they had obviously been guided by famous teachers, and their hearts couldn't help but move.
At this time, the men who surrounded everyone were divided left and right, and two people came in from outside the circle, dressed as a courtier, looking like dogs, and one of them said arrogantly as soon as they came in: "The bandits of Slender Jinxia are doing things, and the irrelevant guests are holding their heads and squatting there for me, and the uncles will not move you at all." If you dare to have more eyes and more hearts and more mouths, I, Uncle Tan Wu, will be angry and cut you into powder! ”
Ximen Qing smiled and said: "The two little brothers of the Pei family, this matter has nothing to do with you, you should retreat!" ”
Who knew that Pei Canglong clenched the double swords in his hands, gritted his teeth and said, "This uncle, these people are here to find our ......"
"Huh?" Ximenqing was taken aback when he heard this, and turned his head to look, but saw that Yang Lin, Li Yun, Zhu Gui, and Zhu Fu were all looking at each other, so Ximenqing turned to those bandits and asked, "Everyone, didn't you come to find us?" ”
Another ** beside Tan Wu was angry and scolded: "Damn! You thieves and old ladies with a coffin and scoop, can't squeeze two taels of oil and water from your body, we are looking for you to do bird business? Acquaintances, let me pay for Uncle Bai, get out of the way, dare to say more, be careful of your heads! ”
Li Kui, who was originally hidden in the crowd, heard that this person dared to scold his mother, and when the tiger roared, he was about to jump out and pull off the head of that guy, but Ximen Qing waved his hand in time, and Zhu Gui, Zhu Fu, Yang Lin, and Li Yun held Li Kui down and didn't say anything, and even covered his mouth.
Ximen Qing said with a smile: "It turns out that it's none of our business?" Misunderstanding, misunderstanding! We didn't hear anything! Didn't see anything! ”
As he spoke, he turned his back to the middle of the field and sat down on the ground leisurely, looking like he didn't care if the sky fell. When everyone, including Li Kui, saw it, they all knew that Ximenqing must have a plan in his heart, and they all sat down with Ximenqing and waited for the tide to rise.
The Tan Wu over there laughed, and said in the voice of the eunuch: "This is like words!" Then he turned his face and smiled at the Pei family brothers: "Two Pei Gongzi!" Don't come unharmed? ”
Pei Canghai pointed his sword in his left hand at Tan Wu's nose and scolded angrily: "The surname is Tan!" You stinking thief......"
Although Pei Canglong was not a few years older than his younger brother, he was much calmer, he stretched out his hand to stop his brother's scolding, and asked the two opposite: "I don't know what is the important matter for Tan Xiancheng and Fu Si to come today?" ”
Tan Wu grinned and said: "Master Pei has recognized the wrong person, we are not Tan County Cheng and Fu Si officials today, we are bandits from Slender Jinxia who came to rob." ”
Pei Canglong sneered: "But I don't know when, the dignified county officials and officials of the Great Song Dynasty court turned into bandits who blocked the road and robbed?" ”
Fu Bai hahadaxiao said: "Now in this world, officials are thieves, thieves are officials, why bother so much?" The boy surnamed Pei, how many good things your father ruined us in the day, and today's retribution is coming, just to settle the general account with you! ”
The lady of the Pei family couldn't help but say sadly and angrily in the carriage at this time: "It's not enough for you to frame my husband, do you want to kill them all today?" ”
Tan Wu Zhengse said: "The lady of the Pei family is wrong! We are bandits who are thieves and thieves, where will we do such unfortunate things as killing them all? We are here to take the lives of only two Pei Gongzi, as for the lady! Hey, hey, hey...... Taking it back and being a camp prostitute can be regarded as a person who does his best! ”
As soon as these words came out, the hooligans and ruffians in the four corners all laughed yinyin.
"You ......" When the lady of the Pei family heard such vicious words, she choked with anger in her throat, and she couldn't speak. Pei Canghai shouted, flew up, and swept up two silver threads with his double swords, and rushed straight at Tan Wu.
Tan Wu hurriedly retreated into the crowd and waved his hand: "Cheng Guan!" Now is your time to help! As long as you clean up these two little cubs for me, in front of adults, I will do my best to protect you as soaps! ”
That Chengguan was a brutal man, and after listening to Tan Wu's words, he was so happy that his buttocks and eyes were full of laughter, and he shouted: "Xie Tan is promoted!" As he spoke, he pulled out two swarthy iron rulers, flew forward to block Pei Canghai, and the two fought together.
After a few rounds of fighting, the Chengguan is a grass platform team that fights in the streets and alleys, where can it resist the endless sword momentum of Pei Canghai's double swords? This guy rolled his eyes, threw the two iron rulers towards Pei Canghai, and when Pei Canghai dodged and blocked, Chengguan jumped out of the circle and shouted: "Little guys, whether our grass snake gang can enter the yamen on an errand depends on this hammer deal!" Brothers, give it to me! Chop off the heads of these two little bunnies! Whoa, whoa, whoa—"
Under the boiling of blood, this Chengguan also sang a play.
The surrounding ruffians are the boss is so brave, they responded together, and they all raised their weapons in their hands with great momentum, and they were about to surround the Pei family brothers.
But I heard a "boom" sound, and then the long pipe hoarse, opened his mouth wide and choked his throat, rolled around on the ground, struggled and twisted for a long time, and blood burst out from the seven orifices, and his feet were cut off.
When the ruffians and hooligans saw the sudden tragic death of their gang leader, they were only frightened and flew out of the sky - the Pei family brothers were protecting the big car where their mother was, back to back preparing to meet the enemy, and they didn't have time to do anything at all, but this Cheng Guan suddenly died strangely - is there really a ghost and god in the world who kills people in the invisible world?
Zhu Gui next to him cocked his thumb and praised Ximen Qing in a low voice: "Brother Siquan is such an accurate copper coin dart!" ”
It turned out that just now Ximen Qing saw that this group of ruffians and hooligans wanted to attack the Pei family brothers, so he shot people first and horses first, and captured thieves and kings first. This dart has come and gone without a trace, where can those ruffians and hooligans see the slightest clue?
Tan Wu and Fu Bai were even more monks who were puzzled, seeing Cheng Guan died mysteriously in front of them, the two looked at each other, each other's livers trembled, Fu Bai shouted: "Who is it?" Dare to come to the bad government to do things? Don't let me out yet? ”
Before the words fell, I saw Ximen Qing next to him slowly stand up, and asked in a daze: "I said, are you bandits or the government?" Could it be that they are both bandits and officials? Isn't that a mongrel? ”
As soon as these words came out, Tan Wu and Fu Bai next to them choked up. Tan Wu pointed at Ximenqing, and said vigorously: "You, you, you ......" You have been for a long time, but you can't pick up any of them; Fu Bai was so angry that the three corpse gods jumped violently, and shouted: "You guy has eaten the bear's heart and leopard gall, and you dare to come to entertain the master?" Isn't it impatient to live? ”
Ximenqing pointed to the dead corpse on the ground, shook his head and said, "There are gods three feet above your head." Be careful what you say, or this person will be your example! ”
Seeing that the big men behind Ximenqing sneered and stood up one after another, Tan Wu felt a sudden sudden, hurriedly pulled Fu Bai back with a smile, and stood up and said to Ximenqing's side: "Ladies and gentlemen, we are the official government, and we are here to capture these three ill-intentioned family members of the army, and I hope that you will be convenient." ”
Ximenqing sighed "Huh" and said strangely: "Aren't you bandits from Slender Golden Gorge?" When did you become an errand clerk of the government again? ”
Tan Wu smiled as sweetly as honey: "Aren't we doing it for the convenience of handling the case?" That's why I changed my disguise, but I misunderstood you! ”
Ximenqing shook his head and said: "I only heard that Tolerance disguised himself to handle cases in order to catch bandits, but I haven't heard that Tolerance disguised himself as bandits in order to handle cases." Suspicious! Big suspicious! Are you bandits or tolerances? Let's take out the waist card letter ticket and take a look! ”
"This ......" Tan Wu was stunned for a moment, and said, "Our group came out in a hurry, where did we bring the waist card letter?" ”
Fu Bai saw Tan Wu's groveling servant appearance, he was already angry, and at this time he couldn't bear it anymore, and stepped forward and said: "Huh! What are you? Dare to explore the bottom of the sea? The untouchables dare to check the master! Do you still have the majesty of the government in your eyes? ”
Before the words fell, he saw a flower in front of him, Ximenqing approached like lightning, raised his hand is a slap, and only slapped Fu Bai three times in a row, and he couldn't even find the north. But listening to the roar in his ears, Ximenqing's voice flew like the sky, big and small, and said: "The remnants of the people are fast, what is the majesty? Bullshit! Peeled off, it's just a pack of wriggling maggots! ”
Tan Wu saw that Ximenqing's body was like a ghost, advancing and retreating like the wind, and he slapped Fu Bai with one palm, and secretly cried out in his heart: "Good my brother Fu!" You don't look at it, how did Cheng Guan die? Nine out of ten are nine out of ten, and they have nothing to do with this person. He has the ability to kill people in public, and now you dare to offend him directly, isn't this the birthday boy hanging himself - is it a long life? ”
Thinking of this, Tan Wu hurriedly bowed to Ximenqing's side: "The good man is angry, the good man is angry!" We are indeed officials. The father of the Pei family brothers was a partner who committed a crime, and the two brothers, instigated by their mother, plotted against each other and wanted to snatch his father halfway. Therefore, the villains came in disguise to take down this rebel! "This is exactly what it is:
Since ancient times, sand insects have been good at shadowing, and they have always been good at spraying people. But I don't know what will happen next, and listen to the next breakdown.