Yun Ye looked at Li Chengqian blankly, and asked bitterly: "You didn't even participate in the morning court early in the morning, and ran to the Yun family just to ask me where the money went?" ”

"Yes, I didn't sleep all night last night, I just wanted to find out where the money went, and as soon as the palace door opened in the morning, I came to you." Li Chengqian said very sincerely.

"Do you know that I worked late last night to build your family a free house, drank a lot of wine, and now I have a terrible headache and need sleep?"

"I know, you found a large number of fox friends last night, dancing and carnival, you also danced Hu Xuan, on the table, even the robe was taken off, I heard that the butt was twisted extremely coquettishly, and it seemed very happy. Finally sent them out, you also beat up the night patrol Wuhou together, this morning I heard that there are officials from the Five Cities Soldiers and Horses Division to participate in you, in order to avoid suspicion, I didn't go to the court, slipped. ”

Listening to Li Chengqian complete the part of last night's amnesia, Yun Ye suddenly became completely sleepy, sat up with a blanket, and asked Li Chengqian: "Do you know how Your Majesty will clean me up?" ”

"I'm here to clean you up, my father handed over the power to clean you up, saying that it was a group of bastard losers messing around, let me teach you a good lesson, if I'm in a good mood, just reprimand it, if you're in a bad mood, you will be punished, if you are willing to choose confinement, I have no opinion, it's just four days per person, it's just a matter of sleeping and passing, it's easy to do."

Li Chengqian, this kid is also bad at learning now, and he knows how to use the power in his hands to threaten people, in order to make him feel better, Yun Ye told him the answer to the riddle: "You divide the money in the boss's hand by three, and then calculate, you will understand, don't push forward from the back, so that you will ignore those numbers that are smaller than one." ”

"My father said that this is your little trick, relying on your clever arithmetic to deceive people. It's just a trick. From the beginning to the back, everything must be based on the existence of zài, and if there is no zài, you have covered it up with the misunderstanding of arithmetic. Now it seems that this is the case, in fact, it is the money that each of us paid for nine cents. Instead of Jiuwen, right? ”

"His Royal Highness the Crown Prince is really smart, and Weichen is really out of reach,"

"Yezi, don't hate my queen mother about building a palace this time, okay?" Li Chengqian came out coldly with this sentence, which made Yun Ye a little strange.

"Yezi, I'm the prince, it's not easy to make a friend, it's even harder to make a friend like you, you can sue me if you have any grievances. I'll definitely help you, but don't hate my mother, okay? ”

Yun Ye looked at the prince for a while and asked him, "Your dark circles are not thinking about that penny." It's because I'm worried that I have a complaint about my mother, so I didn't sleep well all night, right? ”

Li Chengqian hesitated and nodded.

"Cheng Qian. I'll talk about my opinion of Niangniang, how do you judge on the side? ”

The Son does not listen to the Father. This is the teaching of Confucianism, Li Chengqian thought about it for a while, and still nodded.

"The first time I saw Niangniang was at Niu Jianhu's house, I and Cheng Chumo teased Niu Jianhu, was chased and killed by him, escaped from Niu Mansion and accidentally collided with the honor frame, was captured alive by the palace guards, and sent to Niangniang to be punished, Niangniang did not punish us, but only punished us to study in the palace, in fact, this is not a punishment, it should be called a reward.

Niangniang gave me a very good impression, I always thought that my mother should be like this, I have not seen my mother, but Niangniang gave me a very warm feeling.

Later, I met your sister, I don't hide it from you, your sister looks very much like a person, it's exactly the same, in that world she should be my wife, so I will lose my temper, but unfortunately it looks the same, but the human heart is different, your sister's appearance is my closest person, but the soul in the body makes me extremely disgusted, so I will lose my mind and collide with the emperor, do you know, Cheng Qian, when Niang Niang knelt down for me to plead in the dust, I swore that I would never do anything sorry for Niang Niang for the rest of my life, That's all it takes!

You know what happened later, selling horseshoes, not so much because Niangniang wanted my copper coins, but because Niangniang wanted to protect me, you know, that time we almost wiped out the courtiers.

Because of the protection of Niangniang, I only fell into the name of the three evils of Chang'an and did not suffer substantial harm, do you think I will hate Niangniang? As for building a palace, this is a little game between me and my mother, in fact, whether it is built or not, I will not be punished.

Cheng Qian, have you ever seen Niangniang blackmail anyone besides me? ”

"No, absolutely not, my mother will never do such a thing, no matter how embarrassed the palace is, my mother doesn't even wear a long skirt that mops the floor, and she hasn't stretched out her hand to anyone, not even my uncle."

'Hahahaha!' Yun Ye laughed, stopped for a long time, and said to Li Chengqian: "Chengqian, do you remember, I just sold the horseshoe, and you also got some copper coins, but I was blackmailed away by His Majesty, and then I was blackmailed by Niangniang."

This shows that Niangniang did not treat me as an outsider, when I was an ignorant nephew, collecting excess money from us is something that every parent will do, Niangniang didn't think this was any kind of extortion at all, only thought that it was a matter of course, and now, do you still think I will have a grudge against Niangniang? ”

Li Chengqian also laughed, all the gloom was gone, and Yun Ye could see that he was really the kind of relieved laugh.

Laughing and laughing, he suddenly stopped and said hatefully: "My sister is a fool, you don't want a man like you, what does she want?" If you become my brother-in-law, how good it would be, Yezi, you sue me, is the world you are talking about Bai Yujing? There's a lot of like my sister there, right? Do you like her a lot? ”

Li Chengqian asked very nervously, he had been wondering if there was such a place as Bai Yujing.

"Cheng Qian, if I tell you, just keep it in your heart, otherwise it will bring you the disaster of killing, yes Bai Yujing, it is a saving zài, I have been there, and the people there can fly above the nine heavens and go down to the depths of the sea, but unfortunately, I will never go back."

Li Chengqian trembled with excitement because he knew a big secret, and asked in a trembling voice: "Why can't you go back, let's go and see it together, I want to see it too." ”

"There's a strange theory here, when a person runs faster than the light, maybe it can change the time, Cheng Qian, how do you say we can run faster than the light?"

Li Chengqian's jaw was about to fall to the ground, and it took a long time to say: "Who knows how fast the light runs?" ”

"I know, you can break down an hour into seven thousand two hundred parts, and in each time you can travel six hundred thousand miles." Yun Ye smiled bitterly and explained to Li Chengqian.

"Wouldn't that never? What if all those people come over? ”

"If you want to come over, you also need to run faster than the light, if someone can really do it, he is an immortal, he has become an immortal, who cares if he is not an emperor, so you put your heart in your stomach and think more about Xue Yantuo, Tuyuhun, Goryeo Tubo, Nanzhao, these guys are serious."

"Yezi, I asked one last question, after I asked it, I promise that I will never ask it again in the future, and I will not go around to say it, even my father will not say it, this is my guarantee."

"Then you ask, this is the last question, if you ask it later, I will beat you."

"Since the people there can fly, can they also live for a long time?"

"Generally, they live to be seventy or eighty years old, and the oldest seems to live to be one hundred and twenty years old, and no matter how old they are, they have never heard of it." Yun Ye told the truth, although the life expectancy of the people in his previous world was generally longer than that of the Tang Dynasty, it was more than the extreme lifespan, and it may not be as long as the Tang Dynasty people. ”

Li Chengqian was very disappointed with this answer, but he still kept his oath and really didn't ask again.

Any secret has been in my heart for a long time, it will become a burden, and now it is great that someone can share it, Yun Ye originally thought that he could bring this secret all the way to the grave, but now it is different, Yun Ye must make a positive answer, that is, he has really been to Bai Yujing, and he always speaks ambiguously, for a long time, it will cause suspicion, and even make people doubt your character.

Lies don't have much staying power, it's individuals who think, and instead of letting them think in a bad direction, it's better to say it generously.

Li Chengqian's guarantee does not have much credibility, and if a young man like him can do it in front of Li Er and the eldest grandson, two thousand-year-old ghosts, it will be more difficult than a sow going up a tree.

Besides, there are too many loopholes in yourself, and if you don't make up for them now, you won't have a chance in the future.

"My sister, what should you do, I heard that she is going to marry to Lingnan, it was her own request, this time the clan in Lingnan is attached, there are many big families who ask my father for marriage, hoping that there is royal blood can reach Lingnan, which is of great benefit to the stability of the country, and now I don't know who my sister will choose."

Hearing Li Chengqian say this, Yun Ye's heart ached for no reason, but as soon as he thought that he was about to get married, he forced this feeling down.

"When I was with your sister, she often persuaded me to become a pillar of the court, I thought she was just persuading me to be motivated, but now it seems that she herself likes power very much, and he doesn't look down on the rights in the palace, she wants to taste the rights herself."

"She wants to learn from the daughter of the former king of Han Huainan, voluntarily marry the king of the Xiongnu, and wants to take the king of the Xiongnu to control his power, does my sister want to marry the king of Lingnan and replace him? Wouldn't she, really? ”

"I'm afraid yes, you just have to look at Li Anlan's choice to know, as long as she chooses a family with a thin population and a huge force, it means that she really wants to do this, no wonder she wants me to stay away, afraid that I will be hurt, I see!"