Chapter 3 The Future Perverted Uncle Cultivation System
"Tempting a male character whose name appears in the original book will get 100 gold coins?"
"Isn't that tempting me to sin? I must not do this kind of moral decay and human annihilation! Bai Mu's face was full of righteousness and awe.
He didn't want to one day, after stepping into the ninja world, he would become a perverted monster uncle who forced him to wear women's clothes after defeating a certain ninja.
"Anyway...... The two whites are not considered male characters......" Shiraki moved his gaze to the two cheap mothers with bad intentions.
"Cub! Call Grandma, call Grandma! Scroll Bai Jue blinked, looking at Bai Mu expectantly.
The look in his eyes was like an old father expecting the word "Daddy" to pop out of the baby's mouth.
"Grandma...... "Shame or something, Bai Mu has long left it behind.
"yes yes, my cub is called mom, mom!" Vortex Bai ran around the entire base like crazy.
"Grandma...... Why not get dressed? Clothes as beautiful as mine? "Bai Mu tried to tempt Bai Jue, but he was very short of gold coins.
The scroll white absolute froze in place like a sculpture.
"Because we are artificial humans and have no "reproductive" organs, we don't need to wear clothes, and more importantly, ...... We have no shame. Spike Bai spread his hands.
"Grandma...... You have to wear clothes as beautiful as Shiraki. Shiraki mimicked the child's tone.
"Good, good! I'm going to look for clothes now!! "Scroll Bai Jue is like an old mother who dotes on her child, and when she hears her child's request, she crashes into the stone wall and disappears in the blink of an eye.
After a while, Scroll Hakujue brought back two sets of women's kimonos, not in the girly style, but in a more mature style.
"Do I even have to dress like this?" Spiky Bai spread his hands.
"Wear it, it looks good." Shiraki nodded.
"The cub has spoken, wear it!" Vortex Bai Jue hurriedly put the kimono crookedly onto his body.
Bai Mu also helped the two Bai Jue get dressed, the dim underground cave, the two monster-like Bai Jue, wearing a bright red kimono, one has no facial features, only the twisted lines of the face like a whirlpool, and one half of the body is full of thorns.
"Ding, Temptation Women's Clothing Mission Completed"
"Since Bai Jue is a genderless creature, only 100 gold is counted for two people."
"Get 100 Coins"
"Huh? Is it still calculated like this? But 100 gold is not bad. "Shiraki wasn't too much dissatisfied.
"Speaking of the system, after I bought the ruby, the life energy has reached 155, which has surpassed ordinary people, why does the body still look like a chicken with ribs?" Shiraki gently tugged at his slender hair, and immediately fell off like catkins.
"This involves the meaning of real life and additional life, 5+150, one is the life of your body, and the other is the life brought to you by external equipment, just like a human wearing an exoskeleton mecha, no matter how strong the outside is, the inside is still extremely fragile, don't mix it up."
"Besides, you can grow taller after you buy equipment in the game? Can Svein's lame be cured? Even if Zhao Xin is out of meat, he will have diarrhea like overnight milk. The system replied with some disdain.
"That's right...... It seems that I still need to exercise on my own, and by the way, I will do the task of pulling out the oxygen tube. Shiraki glanced at Madara Uchiha, even if the Scroll Hakujue was so noisy in the base, he had no intention of waking up at all, if it weren't for his slightly heaving chest, he would almost think he was dead.
But if Madara hasn't died yet, then Obito hasn't come here to receive blackening, right?
"Cub, what do you want to do now? Why don't you have a family funny one full of laughter! Scroll Bai Jue shouted excitedly.
"I'm going to get some exercise." With the ruby's additional life support, Shiraki began to move his emaciated limbs while visiting the underground base.
On one wall, half of the white human body froze in motion, howling as it struggled out of the wall.
"This is something that was cultivated by the flesh and blood between the Thousand Hands Pillar of the original Hokage, there is only life, no consciousness, and you are also cultivated from it." Scroll Bai Jue explained on the side.
Bai Mu pointed to a large pile of Bai Jue's body hanging from the vines.
"It's the same kind of grandma.,It's also an artificial person full of laughter and fun.,But it's not yet conscious by the body.,When you want to use them.,You can take them off and use them at any time.。
On the other wall is a collection of ninja equipment collected by Madara Uchiha: scythes, fans, ninja knives, wind demon shuriken, chains......
Bai Mu picked up the fan and swung it twice, it was as heavy as a metal material, and it was not something that he, a person with 155 points of life energy, could wield.
"It's Madara-sama's favorite weapon, you can play with it, but you can't break it." Scroll Bai Jue cautiously reminded that he was still a little afraid of Madara.
Shiraki put the fan back in place and walked towards the most terrifying area of the entire underground base, Madara Uchiha under the Outer Path Golem.
After all, he still has a task on his shoulders, which is to unplug the pipeline that Madara Uchiha relied on to transport chakra.
At this time, Madara Uchiha had aged and was not human, and the life-and-death struggle in the early Warring States period brought countless dark wounds to his body, all of which erupted at this moment when he was old and weak.
However, the threat of tiger death is still there, even if Madara Uchiha has aged and only has an empty body left, he still does not want to lie in bed and wait for death like an old man who is riddled with diseases.
He was still sitting like a statue on a cold stone pedestal, breathing with all his might, and there was still an unknown amount of power in his rotten body, and he was waiting for the Black Jedi to find the person who could carry out the resurrection plan to come here.
Madara Uchiha is not willing to die like this, he wants to be resurrected, and then create a truly peaceful world to prove the Thousand Hands Pillar wrong.
"......" Shiraki stood in front of Madara Uchiha and stared, speechless for a long time.
"This is our master, Madara Uchiha, the most powerful ninja in the entire ninja world, and the meaning of our existence is to meet Madara-sama and spice up his old and boring life, although he is often scolded by Madara who doesn't know how to laugh." Scroll White made a look of frustration.
Shiraki was still staring at Madara Uchiha's old face, not knowing what he was thinking.
"Alas, human beings are really too weak, even if it is a hero like Madara, it will be reduced to this in the end, or we artificial humans are good, not only will they not age, but their minds are smarter than humans, their vocabulary is rich, and most importantly, they are particularly funny!" Scroll White triumphantly pointed at himself with his thumb.
"I'm over 90 years old, so this amount of hair is ...... It's really exuberant and makes people jealous......" Shiraki sighed deeply as he looked at the thick white hair like the Madara Uchiha lion.
"Hair ...... ...... hair volume? Is this a new joke? What does Xiao Baimu care about? Scroll Bai Jue was stunned.
Shiraki walked around behind Madara Uchiha and looked at the three white pipes stuck behind him, something like liquid gurgling and flowing.
"Three oxygen tubes, you shouldn't die if you pull out one of them......" Bai Mu thought about how to complete this pit daddy's task.
Madara Uchiha fell into a state of complete hibernation, and he wouldn't wake up even if there was any noise around him.
The tube can be pulled, but a person can only pull it out once in his life.
The main thing is that after pulling out the tube, Madara is likely to wake up, and at that time, I'm afraid that a look can kill me.
"Is there any way to pull out the tube and Madara doesn't want to kill me?" Bai Mu racked his brains and thought that he didn't want to be a one-time traverser.
Suddenly I noticed a detail......
Madara Uchiha sat where he could see something as soon as he opened his eyes......
The humanoid flesh between the pillars cultivated by the flesh and blood between the thousand hands......