Chapter Seventy-Five: The Old and Uncultivated Di Qing
readx; Yun Zheng likes the rainy days very much, and even a little sick when he likes it, Lu Qingqing knows this habit of her husband, so she sits in the flower hall with Ge Qiuyan and watches her husband strolling alone in the drizzle, every time at this time, Yun Zheng is as innocent as a child, reaching out to catch the rain, opening his mouth to eat the rain, and even naughtily patting the branches with his sleeves to meet the falling rain on the trees. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.infoβ
"Why does my husband like Xiaoyu so much?"
Ge Qiuyan bit off the silk thread on his hand to look at his husband who was entertaining himself in the rain, and asked Lu Qingqing suspiciously, in her opinion, the dignified general should like the wind and rain more.
Lu Qingqing took the gown in Ge Qiuyan's hand, frowned, and said, "Good five-poison gown, what are you doing with adding so many dragon and phoenix unicorns to it?" β
Ge Qiuyan said proudly: "The children of our family will be dragons and phoenixes in the future, and the clothes on their bodies have these rui beasts, and others will know it at a glance." β
Lu Qingqing said angrily: "You have hidden two boxes of gold in the small house now, why don't you embroider the two boxes of gold on your clothes, so that people can know that you are a rich mother-in-law at a glance?" β
Ge Qiuyan saw that Lu Qingqing was unhappy, and muttered: "Wealth is not exposed, this is the rule of the rivers and lakes." The concubine is not stupid. β
Lu Qingqing is angry now as long as he sees Ge Qiuyan, and when he was in Tokyo, in order to show the tolerance of the eldest woman, he specially allocated Ge Qiuyan two mountain goods shops with tepid business as fat powder money, who knows that this year's mountain goods are worth a lot, just the ginseng brought by Yun Er was sold in her shop and made a lot of money.
Yesterday, the shopkeeper came to the house to deliver the harvest, and he actually sent a whole thousand taels of gold.
Lu Qingqing is very open-minded and hasn't looked at a thousand taels of gold yet, the problem is that at dinner yesterday, Ge Qiuyan showed off her husband's merits, and her husband, who had never had much concept of money, praised Ge Qiuyan fiercely, thinking that she was very capable.
Lu Qingqing thinks that he has worked hard to get countless items for his family. The husband has never praised her, and Ge Qiuyan only got a thousand taels of gold to get her husband's praise, which made her face ugly.
"The family has been spending a lot of money lately, so you can take out the gold and do things."
Ge Qiuyan naturally knew why Lu Qingqing said this, his eyes were crooked with a smile, and he patted the big key he hung around his neck and shook his head resolutely. He took the gown he had just embroidered and ran away without a trace.
The rain gradually became heavier, Yun Zheng didn't have the heart to get drenched in the rain, walked into the flower hall and found a dry towel to wipe the rain on his head, wiped it twice and felt that something was wrong, this job should have been done by Lu Qingqing before, so he turned his head and looked at his wife suspiciously.
"Find your concubine to wipe it for you, don't come to me!"
Lu Qingqing pouted his little mouth and said hatefully.
Yun Zheng laughed, he hadn't seen his wife's angry appearance of a child for a long time, so he wiped his hair indiscriminately and walked to the edge of Lu Qingqing's soft couch and sat down and said, "You can also see a thousand taels of gold in your eyes?" β
Lu said lightly and arrogantly: "Don't say a thousand taels." It's 5,000 taels, 10,000 taels of concubines haven't been to the palace in confidence, and a concubine should have a few taels of silver by her side, and she may be expelled from the house one day. β
Yun Zheng laughed and said: "The people who can be in charge of our family are actually the two of us, you and I should do everything, we deserve to be tired, I want me to praise you twice, and I will not say it on the grave when you die." β
Lu Qingqing was even more angry. He slapped Yun Zheng on the back and said, "I'll hang myself now, and after hanging on the beam of the house, you can hurry up and say it while my soul has not left my body." β
Yun Zheng laughed, took advantage of the situation, picked up Lu who was lying on his back and tore and bites, and slipped into the rain lightly.
Summer in Tokyo is very hot. Therefore, the rain is also warm, the rain is falling slowly, and Yun Zheng is walking without walking slowly with Lu Qingqing, who is not wearing shoes.
The peony in the garden had just bloomed, and there were still one or two residual leaves hanging on the seeds, and then they were completely left by the rain and fell to the ground messily, I don't know why Lu Qingqing's original happy expression when he saw the falling flowers slowly dimmed.
"Back in the day. There was a woman who compared herself to a delicate flower, who only liked flowers to bloom rather than flowers, and thought that such a noble thing as flowers should not be scattered into mud and dust, so she found a bag to hold the petals that fell on the ground, and finally buried them in a hole with a flower hoe. Are you stupid? β
"The concubine is old, and when I took a shower last night, I found that my belly was full of colorful patterns...... It can't be eliminated. Lu Qingqing buried his head on Yun Zheng's back and said softly.
"Why do you want to get rid of it?" Yun Zheng asked strangely.
"It's not good-looking......"
"How often do you show your belly to others?"
"You've seen it!" Lu Qingqing smashed her husband's back twice with her hand hatefully.
"That's not it, I think it's beautiful, two children crawled out of your belly, your belly is already an old house, it can't be so new, it's not enough for you to have a boy and a girl, it's time to start picking and choosing."
Lu Qingqing sighed and said: "Time flies too fast, I don't seem to be old before I was young, and a woman's age is like these petals, which always can't withstand the wind and rain."
By the way, what happened to that crazy girl? β
Yun Zheng said: "Naturally, he died of illness, vomiting blood and dying on a stormy night." β
Lu Qingqing's brows rose again, and he said angrily: "How beautiful a story ends like this? Did you do it on purpose? β
Yun Zheng turned Lu Qingqing up and re-carried it and said: "The ending is like this to make it seem real, if that woman lives as vigorously as a wild dog later, it will be regrettable." β
"To remake an ending, I don't like the wild dog metaphor. A woman like a flower should have a poignant result like a flower. β
"Isn't it poignant enough to vomit blood and call the name of the negative person on a stormy night? You can't be sad while eating pig's trotters, right? β
"Then you should stab the negative person to death with a sword and then die, and you can't let the negative person feel better if you are sad."
Yun Zheng sighed and said: "That's why you will marry me, a martial artist, instead of marrying a well-known talent in Shuzhong, the life of the wind and snow is actually not suitable for you at all, you like peach blossoms, you like it to bloom brilliantly, and it falls quickly, I saw you desperately shaking the peach branches to see the peach blossom rain, and the insects will urinate urgently because they shake the branches too violently, and finally I saw it, at that time I felt that it would not be too much of a loss to marry you in this life." β
Hearing Yun Zheng mention the peach orchard, Lu Qingqing urged him to go to the side wall to see the peach tree at home, since returning the peach orchard to the Lu family, Lu Qingqing has never seen the peach tree again.
When they got there, both of them were very disappointed, the peach trees in the summer had long since passed their flowering period, and now the trees were full of green and blue peaches, and the furry ones were annoying.
People's mood is very strange, IQ sometimes does not dominate some of people's stupid behavior, looking at peach blossoms in June itself is unreasonable, Yun Zheng, Lu Qingqing stood in the rain and pointed at the peach tree and scolded, completely forgetting that their requirements are against the laws of nature.
They forgot, but others haven't forgotten, the Yun family's walls are very high, but they can't afford someone to build a room at the head of the wall.
Now the voyeur was scratching his head vigorously with his gray hair, not understanding why two wise men would stand under a peach tree full of peaches and curse why the peach tree did not bloom.
Although the behavior of the young couple was very strange, the peeping person did not intend to avoid it, so he asked loudly: "What's the matter with watching peach blossoms in June?" The old man had just returned from the Northland, and the peaches there had already borne fruit. β
Yun Zheng and his wife looked up in unison, neither of them had the slightest sense of shyness, Yun Zheng said angrily: "Peeping into other people's boudoirs ** is inhuman!" β
Lu Qingqing said: "Don't look at incivility, don't listen to incivility, don't say incivility, doesn't Di Shuai have the consciousness to avoid it?" β
Di Qing held the wine jug in his hand and said nonchalantly: "The old man has already seen it, do you want the old man to pick out his eyeballs as bubbles?"
It's great that the next time the old man has a room, I invite you to visit. β
Yun Zheng and Lu Qingqing took a sip of Di Qing together, this old guy is now living more and more shamelessly, the cautious appearance of the past can no longer be seen in him, just last year, I heard that he carried three Kabuki from Mahang Street to his home in one go.
Di Qing watched Lu Qingqing climb on Yun Zheng's back like a monkey, and then watched Yun Zheng climb up to his wooden house like a monkey, and sighed: "Old man, if you are the two of you are now, you won't avoid people doing anything, and even if others see it, they will only have envy." β
Yun Zheng panted and climbed up to the wooden house, put the barefoot Lu Qingqing on the tiger skin mat, and said, "I heard that you found three sisters-in-law for me in a row last year, why don't you come out and see it, so that the younger brother can also see what kind of stunning beauty can make you fall like this." β
Di Qing laughed and said: "Young people just like to think about things crookedly, who said that if you look for a beautiful woman, you must go to the woman, can't the old man try something else?"
Ziyi is good at spooning with her hands, Mingyue is good at pinching bones and relieving fatigue, the golden voice of the eldest second sister-in-law is a must in Tokyo, the old man has seen countless beauties in his life, what a woman looks like is not important to the old man, what matters is craftsmanship.
In fact, some ugly-looking women are more clever in these cases, and if it weren't for the sake of the old man's reputation, I would have preferred to bring back some ugly women with superb skills. β
Listening to Di Qing's jokes, Yun Zheng and Lu Qingqing laughed together, the reason why Di Qing would say these explicit words in front of Lu Qingqing was purely because Lu Qingqing was the head of another Yun family in his eyes, the identities of the three people were almost the same, because the identities were almost the same, the difference between men and women was basically gone, and the housewives in the Great Song Dynasty could come out to meet and socialize, while the concubines could only hide in the room and not see anyone.
If Yun Zheng was carrying Ge Qiuyan today, he would definitely leave quietly, instead of such a big peeping. (To be continued, please search, the novel is better and updated faster!)
PS: Chapter 2