Chapter 2000: A Little Riot in Gensokyo
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Forget it, it's useless to talk to the princess of this 100,000 festival, she only does things that she thinks are normal but is actually crazy.
I sighed weakly and continued to observe the village.
It's hard to tell how big this village, located not far from the foot of the shrine mountain, is, a little farther away is shrouded in a faint mist, and no matter how sharp your eyes can't penetrate, I find it difficult to have a good vision in Gensokyo, which can make my titanium wolf eyes exert their power.
This is probably the characteristic of Gensokyo, I thought to myself, maybe it's because Gensokyo is too small, and the red and white princesses are afraid that the powerful monsters will take in the entire Gensokyo in the blink of an eye, and then circle three times in the blink of an eye, so they use this trick to make this place look very big and powerful.
"What is this village called?" I finally remembered that I didn't know the name of the village yet.
"East Village."
"Is that really simple enough, so the shrine is located on the east side of Gensokyo?"
"Who knows?"
"Show me! Aren't you the guardian of Gensokyo? What if you can't tell the difference between the southeast and the northwest? "I looked at the red and white princess with disdainful eyes, this guy really didn't do his job.
"I'm sorry, but I don't want to be taught a lesson like this by guys who really can't tell the difference between east and west."
"Who? Who are you talking about? "I looked around. Wit (?) ) with a blank look.
"Isn't this His Highness Reimu? It's been a long time since I've been down the mountain, what are you busy with? At this time, in the courtyard of the roadside house surrounded by a fence, an old woman, probably sitting in the sun at the door of the house, was smiling and waving to us.
"It's not those guys yet, people can't be idle." The red and white princess sighed slightly, pushed open the fence door and entered the courtyard.
"It's really hard, this kind of thing is really good at it, thanks to His Highness Reimeng guarding everyone. Only then can we live with peace of mind. I wish I could help you too. ”
"Where, where, this is my job, isn't Granny Mickey also contributing? Everyone is doing their part. ”
What do I hear? From the mouth of the red and white princess. actually said three words: each performing its own duties.
I was shocked. Unbelievable.
"This is ......," Granny Mickey's gaze fell on me.
"A guy who eats and drinks for nothing in the shrine."
The words just fell. A knife fell on the forehead of the red and white princess, and I looked at her through gritted teeth, the green tendons on my forehead trembling.
"You reminisce about the memories carefully. Am I really eating and drinking for nothing? ”
Let's remember, whose father was making a cheerful voice yesterday.
"Didn't you let me say that?" The red and white princess covered her forehead and looked at me dissatisfied.
"I didn't let you say the other way around, stupid!" I flipped the coffee table angrily, isn't this a straight brain that doesn't go east to west? Or is it playing dumb.
"Well, I really can't help it." Shaking a pair of witch sleeves, the red and white princess coughed a few times, moistened her throat, and her expression became a little serious, facing Granny Mickey, pointing at me.
"Let me reintroduce you, this is the man who intends to take care of me."
I spurted out a mouthful of old blood.
"You...... You, you, you!! "I was about to cry when I shook the Red and White Princess's shoulders and shook her, and at this pace, it won't be long before I can become the enemy of Gensokyo.
"Isn't it?" The red and white princess showed an innocent look: "Isn't it for this purpose to offer so much money?" ”
"Which side of your brain guessed this fallacy!"
"I had a flash of inspiration when I drank tea."
"Isn't this a flash of inspiration for your brains, okay?"
"Well, it's the last time, I really can't be willful anymore." The red and white princess sighed, looking like she couldn't do anything about me, a bear child, obviously the victim is me, obviously the victim is me!
"One last time, this is ...... I was deeply touched by the work of renovating the shrine...... Gold Lord. ”
"The gold lord will remove it for me!" I grinded my teeth a few times, and although I was still a little unwilling, I reluctantly accepted this introduction.
"Ho Ho, it's good to be young, it's rare to see someone who can keep up with His Royal Highness Reimu." Mickey's mother-in-law watched from the sidelines and laughed.
No, no, no, I can't keep up, and I don't want to keep up, that means that my festival is losing as fast as the 100,000 festival princess, I'm just just covering the festival faucet for her and myself.
"Granny Mickey is the head of Higashi Village, although the village is not big, but because there are all kinds of guys living in it, there will always be a lot of trouble, thanks to Granny Mickey's mediation."
The red and white princess then introduced me to me how nice it would be if she could introduce me as you would the other person.
"Hello Granny Miki, my name is Wu Fan, it's a pleasure to meet you."
"Hello young man, look at your face, you shouldn't be from Dongzhi Village."
"Yes."
"However, it is not like the people of the other three villages, can it be ...... Is it a youkai? ”
"Well...... I looked slightly stunned, thinking about whether to hide the fact that I was an outsider, only to see the red and white princess secretly glancing at me on the side, and I knew it.
"Yes, I'm a youkai." I lied without blushing and panting, and thanks to the red and white princess by my side, I didn't feel ashamed at all.
"It's rare to see a monster that looks like a human." Granny Mickey nodded, and didn't continue to ask what kind of monster I was, probably the type of monster in this Gensokyo, there were so many that she couldn't even remember it.
"Granny Mickey, it's the first time I've come to Higashi-no-Village. Curious how big it is and how many people there are? The whole village was shrouded in fog, and there was really no way to see it at a glance. ”
"Well, let's see how it works, because there are often goblins who live in the forest, and youkai from other places visit the village, and if you don't count these, there are about 5,000 people living in Higashinomura for a long time."
"Five thousand...... It's a lot, but are they all human-oriented? ”
I try to look like a curious baby, if I come alone. Ask these questions. may be regarded as a suspicious person who inquires about the village, and is kicked out, it is different with the red and white princess on the side, this guy is still somewhat useful occasionally.
"That's right. Of course, there are quite a few elves. Dwarf. There are all sorts of other monsters, lads...... No, since it's a youkai. I can't call you that, maybe you're older than me, I'm sorry. ”
"No, please call me that, I'm not very old, I'm a youkai."
"Pretend to be tender." The red and white princess lost no time in complaining.
"Shut up." I'm a knife again.,This princess.,I've forgotten who made me pretend to be a monster? Be careful that I strike and break the news.
"The relationship is so good, you two, are you really just met?"
"I don't want to have anything to do with this guy if I can."
"If you can, I hope it only has something to do with this guy's money bag."
The red and white princesses and I spoke in unison, and then glared at each other.
"Ho ho ho, okay, okay, His Royal Highness Reimu, and this monster, please calm your anger, be able to get acquainted, be able to walk together, this fate should be cherished."
This should be called bad fate, right, I fought a cold war, but this Mickey Granny's voice revealed a calm, calming down wonderful power, probably because of this, to solve the disputes and troubles of the multi-ethnic residents of this village.
Suddenly, an explosion was heard from about a few miles away, followed by some chaotic sounds.
"Oops, looks like we're in trouble again." Mickey stood up, nodded and smiled at us.
"Then, please allow me to lose company first, His Royal Highness Reimu, and this youkai-sama."
"Aren't you going to help?" Looking at the departing figure of Granny Mickey, I looked in the direction of the explosion.
"There's no need for that, it's better to let the village solve the ordinary small troubles, if you can't even solve the small troubles, then it's called the real trouble."
"Although it's a small trouble, Granny Mickey should just be an ordinary human being, and her strength is not very strong, so she is not afraid of accidents?"
"Peace of mind, there are still a lot of monsters who live in this village and yearn for peace, these people are similar to village guards, if someone doesn't know what to do, they will be countered with violence."
The red and white princess snickered, as if a lot of such things had happened, and recalled the pitiful fate of those guys.
"There are powerful youkai living in this village?"
"Well, and there's more than one, even I'll have a bit of trouble dealing with it."
I knew it in my heart, so I said, because the racial composition is complex, so it is impossible to make too many too detailed rules, and according to what the red and white princess said before, many monsters are some guys who lack common sense, and if there are not a few strong people with absolute sexual strength to guard, there will definitely be a big mess.
"Alright, let's go ahead and buy food, we have to fill the basket." The red and white princess didn't look at the place of the riot, turned around and left.
Glancing at the empty baskets, I sensed that a long shopping trip was ahead.
Sure enough, it wasn't until the afternoon that the seemingly small basket was filled with all kinds of vegetables, meat, and rice, and the red and white princess shook the basket lightly, felt the heavy weight inside, and smiled with satisfaction.
"Alright, that should do."
"Let's go back, I'm tired of shopping." I yawned and said, although I can see new races here from time to time, but if I see more, it is not strange, no wonder Granny Mickey has no reaction to me, the [new monster race].
In other words, I seem to have seen a ghost just now, is there a race like the ghost race? Are they incarnated from the souls of the dead? Do you want to wake up the little ghosts to say hello to them, and say hello or something?
With this question in mind, I followed in the footsteps of the red and white princesses. Walking in the direction of the entrance of the village, at this moment, there was a commotion in front of me.
Is something wrong again? Granny Mickey must have been busy enough, I took a brief look, and then continued walking, this was the fifth riot since I entered the village, and it was no longer strange to say the same sentence.
But this commotion is a bit special, because it came directly at us.
It didn't take a few seconds. An empty passage parted from the crowd in front of them. An ice-blue figure was like a cannonball, and the pig rushed straight across the passage.
"Discover the stupid Reimu!" A familiar voice sounded, and I sighed and looked up. Isn't that my cheap stupid daughter? It's only been a day since I left this thing, and I'm energetic enough to start messing around. Should I be happy or sad?
"Hurry up and give my mother back. It must be the stupid Reimu who is secretly making trouble, so my mother will leave me alone. ”
I don't know what kind of brain supplement Qi Luno's brain has carried out in this day. In short, our future Ice Queen candidate, seeing the red and white princess, is very angry.
The queen alternate is very angry, and the consequences are very severe, this is not, she ...... Uh, she's subdued.
Please, let my narrator finish talking before you go down?
Like a driven zombie, a piece of rune paper was taped to the center of Qiluno's forehead, and the rune paper erupted with thunder every few seconds, and my stupid daughter fell to the ground numb.
"Yes...... Damn, for the sake of her mother, Qiluno will never admit defeat. Obviously trembling from being electrocuted, Qi Luno still struggled, stood up with difficulty, and looked at the red and white princess with firm eyes.
Please, don't do such a stupid thing for me, please throw in the towel.
I was embarrassed to hide my face, I couldn't bear to see it, I wanted to say something, but I knew that I was now my own form, and if I rushed up to meet [mother and daughter] with Qiluno, I would definitely be frozen into a popsicle by her.
"Put Cirno's mother...... Come back! With a loud shout, Qi Lunuo instantly turned into five small strong, and rushed up again without fear of pain.
It's a pity that she has the momentum of five small strong, but she doesn't have the aura of the protagonist, and she was defeated by the second rune paper again.
"Wu, it's almost time to wake up." The red and white princess said to Kiruno, but her eyes were aimed at me, as if to say, how about you find a way to solve this problem?
"Talent...... I won't be awake, I will definitely not lose, I won't lose to the stupid Reimu. Cirno stood up again, flapping six tiny ice wings and fluttering at her.
Towards me.
Hey...... Huh?
Could it be that my identity has been revealed?
I was surprised for a moment, but I was relieved to find that there was ill will in Qiluno's blue eyes, and I realized that it was not my identity that was seen through.
Wait, now is not the time to breathe a sigh of relief!
When he came back to his senses, Qi Luno had already appeared in front of him, and a sharp light flashed in the corner of his eye, as if to say "Auntie's big"!
She swooped down at a low altitude, her two small hands grabbed my heels, and the cold power spread, and in the blink of an eye, a thick layer of frost formed below her knees, connected to the ground, and she couldn't move.
Qi Luno, who had completed this qiē, laughed proudly and retreated quickly.
"You know how good I am, stupid Reimu, how does it feel to be bullied by your friend? Pain, remorse, hahahaha. ”
With his hands on his waist, this thing is completely carried away.
"No, I don't feel anything." I don't know when, the red and white princess has already set up a coffee table next to her, brewed a pot of tea, and took a sip lightly, the leisurely and complacent look seems to be still saying, you continue, leave me alone, continue.
"You're feeling a little bit!" I roared and tried to pull my foot out of the ice, but I couldn't.
Although I'm a stupid person (9), but the combat power is more than (9), I'm not her opponent in the body, and my feet are frozen, and it's normal that I can't pull it out for a while.
What makes me most angry is not Qi Luno's behavior, but the red and white princess who entered the theater mode in front of me, when Qi Lu Nuo rushed up just now, she could have stopped it, but she was watching the play from the sidelines.
I really want to join the shrine demolition team.,Red Devil Pavilion.,Team up to apply!
System Prompt: [Red Devil Pavilion] has rejected your party application.
“……”
At this time, I'm still having fun complaining about myself.,It seems that I'm also a terrible guy.。
"Hmph, it's useless to pretend to be calm." Qi Luno was slapped by the counter-general, gritted his teeth and said.
No, no, no, I can attest to this, that thing is definitely not pretending to be calm now, but really calm.
I watched this scene with a blank face, not knowing what kind of expression to show.
"Accept your fate, your accomplice has been subdued, and it's your turn, stupid Reimu." Pointing to the red and white princess who was still drinking tea, Qiluno drank heavily, just when I thought she would rush forward and send her to death like just now, but ......
As I said, Qiluno's combat IQ is not weak, and when I saw her small hand, she immediately called another companion over.
The vision darkened, and with the appearance of Kiruno's companion, the day seemed to suddenly turn into evening, and the light became dim.
And the Cun Zài, who appeared next to Qi Luno, resembled her partner, was shrouded in a cloud of darkness three or four meters in diameter, the darkness was like a black hole, and no light could penetrate it, even if it was my titanium alloy wolf eyes, I would not want to pass through this darkness for a single cent.
With a grunt, I swallowed hard.
This guy ...... I felt a strong momentum from it that it was able to create such a terrible darkness, and I was sure that her strength was stronger than that of the fool of Kiruno.
Moreover, the IQ seems to have won completely, at least it did not rush up like a pig like Qiluno, but quietly stayed by Qiluno's side, as if in ...... It's like thinking about tactics!
I was shocked, and glanced at the red and white princess with a little worry, in the face of such a strong enemy, is it really okay to continue drinking tea there?
"Hmph, it's two to one now...... No, it's still two to two, it's just that your accomplice has been subdued by me first, so that even my mother won't say that I bullied more and less, uh-huh. Kirino said proudly.
I...... I'm going to have a big slot!
This stupid man's combat IQ is not weak, it is simply the level of a normal person, and he even knows that he will subdue me first, and then point the deer as a horse, frame the blame, and count me, who has been restricted from moving, on the battle partner of the red and white princess, and finally make a dozen [two] in a grand manner.
Perhaps, my stupid daughter is really qualified to be the Queen of Ice............ (To be continued......)