"Could it be that she chased me so hard before, not because I wrote her as the heroine, but because I didn't write enough? Then my next book, hey, hey, hey, hey......"

Just when Jiraiya wanted to get into trouble, Soseki asked abruptly, "Jiraiya-sama, do you like Tsunade-sensei?" ”

"Poof!" Jiraiya was so frightened that he even squirted out his saliva, and looked at Soseki in horror and waved his hand again and again, "How could I possibly like Tsunade's violent woman?" Ha, haha, hahaha, it's not funny at all. ”

Looking at Jiraiya's panicked appearance, Shushi sighed lightly in his heart, it seems that he has to go back to the neighborhood committee aunt part-time!

Soseki knows very well that lust is a man's nature.

Especially a senior SP like Jiraiya, it is not persuasion or violent beating that can make him turn back.

There are only two ways to fundamentally cut off the appearance of those bad books.

One is, castrate him!

The second is to put shackles on this free-spirited man!

Thinking of this, Soseki couldn't help but sigh in his heart, "In order to prevent Kakashi from being poisoned, I've really taken great pains!" ”

Seeing that Soseki was silent, Jiraiya himself felt a little weak, "Actually, I'm not saying that Tsunade is bad, it's just that I can't stop, a wandering prodigal son, and he will only stop when he dies." ”

Soseki blinked, "Won't Tsunade-sensei be hurt when he's hurt?" ”

Jiraiya's eyes widened, and he subconsciously shouted, "Who dares!" ”

Soseki laughed meaningfully, "The prodigal son? ”

Seeing Soseki's strange gaze, Jiraiya's face turned red, and he coughed twice pretendedly, "Haha, who can bully her!" ”

Soseki sighed, "If it was the former Tsunade teacher, of course, there would be no problem, but Jiraiya-sama, you should also know the current situation of the teacher, right?" ”

Jiraiya rubbed his hands and laughed, "Aren't there still Sarutobi teachers and Orochimaru!" ”

Soseki looked at him directly, and saw that Zilai was also weak for a while before he spoke, "Okay, I'll just assume that you don't know anything, I can feel it, the teacher, she wants to leave the village." ”

"If the teacher's hemophobia is known to the hostile ninja village, they will definitely not miss this opportunity."

Jiraiya was silent for a long time, and finally smiled bitterly, "You just want to push Tsunade to me like that?" ”

Soseki smiled softly, "I just think that if it were you, Jiraiya, you should be able to really wake up the teacher from that nightmare!" ”

Hearing Soseki mention the "nightmare", he pinched his eyebrows with some trouble, and then sat on the grass next to him in a very free and easy posture.

"Come and sit down."

Soseki looks like a good baby and sits opposite Jiraiya.

"Actually, Tsunade used to have a lover, his name is Kato Tsuna, it's ......"

"I know."

Jiraiya glared, "Tsunade even told you this?" ”

Soseki shook his head, "I learned from Shizune. ”

"Oh, that little girl next to Tsunade......" Jiraiya said, suddenly his facial muscles twitching, "Wait, you've told me so much, do you want me to be your little girlfriend's bodyguard?" ”

Soseki said helplessly, "Jiraiya-sama, what do you say?" I'm only six years old! ”

Jiraiya squinted his eyes, "You also know that you are only six years old?" Acting like some emotional expert! ”

Soseki spread his hands, "Although it may be a bit rude to say this, but, what you said to the girl, Lord Jiraiya, may not be as much as me, right?" ”

Click!

Jiraiya covered his chest, and it felt like something was cracking here!

Soseki chased after him and asked, "Please recall again, how many girls have spoken to you for more than ten sentences?" ”

Jiraiya opened his mouth blankly, obviously having an answer in his heart.

"Don't say ten words, it's a girl who talks to me for more than three sentences, it seems to be Tsunade, right?"

Thinking of this, Zilai also suddenly woke up, "Is it that I don't even have a choice in my life?" ”

Seeing Jiraiya's appearance of suffering from gains and losses, Soseki also muttered in his heart, "I really don't even have more than ten sentences, I planned to set it at thirty sentences at the beginning!" ”

Jiraiya hesitated for a while, and said with a rare twist, "You say, what kind of status is broken in Tsunade's heart?" ”

"It should be very high, after all, memories will beautify a person's image."

Jiraiya's old face collapsed, "Then I'm still ......"

Soseki said with some hatred, "What do you have to fight with a dead man?" Or do you want Tsunade-sensei to be the kind of person who is so cold that he forgets his memories? ”

Jiraiya suddenly realized, yes, oh, if Tsunade really forgot the past, is it still the Tsunade he knew?

Seeing that the heat was almost over, Soseki launched the final blow, "Let me remind you again, although there are not many girls who have spoken to you, there are many men who want to communicate with Tsunade-sensei!" ”

Jiraiya's face darkened, but he had to admit that as long as he wasn't afraid of domestic violence, Tsunade was indeed much more popular than him!

Thinking of this, Zilai was a little uncontrollable, "No, it seems that this immortal has to take the initiative!" ”

"Do you want to send her something? But Uncle Ben doesn't seem to have anything to handle! Give her a toad? Or, send me an autographed book? ”

Seeing that Jiraiya was anxious to send him to death, Soseki hurriedly stopped him, "Jiraiya-sama, I still have something I want to ask you for help, in the meantime, you can also think calmly first!" ”

Jiraiya nodded in a deep voice, "You're right, I should think about it." Say, what's the matter with you? ”

"I always think he's going to die a miserable death!" Soseki sighed in his heart and said, "I hope you can give me a few drops, the toad oil of Myoki Mountain!" ”

"Oh, that's easy." Jiraiya casually agreed, but quickly reacted, "Wait, Tsunade wants you to learn immortal arts?" ”

"It's too messy, to your ...... now"

"Jiraiya-sama, you're mistaken." Soseki said, "It's not that I want to use it. ”

"Didn't you use it?" Jiraiya was stunned for a moment, and immediately showed the old SP's exclusive lewd (harmonious) smile, "Could it be that Tsunade wants to practice the immortal art of the Wet Bone Forest?" Hehe, I wonder what her transformation will look like? ”

Seeing that Jilai also thought of "subduing temptation", Soseki hurriedly explained, "It's a classmate of mine, one part of his meridians is almost completely broken, and it is very difficult to repair it, only with the mildest energy, it is possible to reconnect his broken meridians!" ”

"Is it gentle?" Jiraiya's face was solemn, "But do you know that the ultimate in gentleness is rage!" ”

"In other words, the natural energy is too mild, and once you come into contact with it, you may be truly one with nature!"