2334 only hit the Japanese
Liao Qifei smiled helplessly and said: "Brother Fei, don't be joking, we don't have much fun today, our task is to monitor the combat effect, this kind of task belongs to the kind of boring." ”
Chen Fei pointed his hand into the checkpoint and said, "Don't you have more people at the checkpoint today than Nakanomura Ryoshi?" ”
Liao Qifei nodded and said, "Of course I appeared, but what can I see here?" ”
Chen Fei smiled: "I think that the new arrivals are all Japanese. ”
Liao Qifei asked in surprise, "How do you know?" ”
Chen Fei smiled: "Don't you see someone beating others?" I've had a lot of dealings with the Japanese, and I know that they have a corps of instructors, and the instructors like to beat people the most. ”
Liao Qifei nodded suspiciously, and Chen Fei continued: "Now there must be both Japanese and Bhutanese at the checkpoint, why don't we let the Jiqì people only fight the Japanese, not the Bhutanese people?" ”
Liao Qifei was stunned for a moment and asked: "The Japanese and the Bhutanese look the same and wear the same clothes, how do we know who is Japanese and who is Bhutanese?" ”
Chen Fei said with a smile: "This is simple, and the people who are beaten must be Bhutanese." As he spoke, he pointed to the two guys who were helping each other to the fighter jet, and said with a smile: "Look at them, they must be Bhutanese." ”
After Chen Fei finished speaking, he picked up the communicator, contacted Xia Zhiqiu, and said, "Xia Zhiqiu, I'm Chen Fei, and I'm going to report to you that there are two enemies who are walking towards your machine. ”
Since Chen Fei was on the hillside and could see from a distance, Chen Fei saw someone walking towards the fighter jet, but the operator under Xia Zhiqiu hadn't seen it yet, so Xia Zhiqiu was very surprised, and hurriedly said: "Okay, I'll make people ready for battle." ”
Chen Fei hurriedly smiled: "Don't hit them!" ”
Xia Zhiqiu asked in surprise, "What did you say?" Don't hit them? ”
Chen Fei said with a smile: "There are a lot of Japanese people at this checkpoint today, I want you to only hit the Japanese, not the Bhutanese people, I will tell you how to distinguish them, the Bhutanese people have been beaten in the buttocks, so the people who walk with a limp are all Bhutanese people." ”
Xia Zhiqiu frowned and said, "Why do you want to do this?" ”
Chen Fei said with a smile: "The reason for this, according to Lin Shuai's words, is that uniting the forces that can unite and isolate a handful of the most stubborn enemies, according to my words, is just two simple words - fun." ”
Xia Zhiqiu couldn't help laughing out loud and said, "But how can we not fight the Bhutanese people? If we don't fight the Bhutanese, they will hit us, and there are no non-lethal weapons on our fighters. ”
Chen Fei smiled: "Isn't there a speaker on your fighter jet?" Use the loudspeaker to shout to the Bhutanese people who come over, these people are ignorant, and when you shout, they treat you as gods, and we were in Afghanistan back then, and that's how the patriarch called us gods. ”
Xia Zhiqiu said with a smile: "Okay, okay, I understand, I'll do it." ”
After Xia Zhiqiu finished speaking, he put down the communicator and said to his subordinates: "Did you bring a Bhutanese interpreter?" ”
The subordinate shook his head and said, "Isn't it a test fighter today?" Didn't bring it. ”
Xia Zhiqiu told Chen Fei's plan, then frowned and said, "No one understands Bhutanese, how can this be shouted?" Do you want to use English or Japanese? ”
Sister Ulan was by Xia Zhiqiu's side, and Ulan Suya hurriedly said: "If you shout in English and Japanese, the Bhutanese people won't believe it, how can there be gods who speak English and Japanese?" ”
Ulansuna smiled on the side: "Sister, what do you say you should do?" ”
Xia Zhiqiu also asked: "Yes, Miss Suya, you said that shouting in English and Japanese doesn't work, so do you have a better way?" ”
Ulansuya thought for a moment and said, "The Bhutanese people also believe in Lamaism, and many Lamaist prayers are written in Sanskrit, and when they are recited, they are also in Sanskrit, and I think these Bhutanese people should be able to understand some of them." ”
Xia Zhiqiu's eyes lit up and said, "This method is good, then there is Miss Laosuya." ”
Ulan Suya smiled and said, "You're welcome", and then Ulan Suya leaned into Ulan Suya's ear and whispered: "Sister is going to make a great contribution, I'm so envious." ”
Ulansuya smiled disdainfully and said, "Who told you not to recite prayers properly? ”
Ulansuna grinned and said: "Lin Shuai said that there are no gods and Buddhas in the world, and I don't believe in those things anymore, my sister still believes it, I must sue in front of Lin Shuai and let him beat your ass!" ”
Ulan Suya blushed and scolded in a low voice: "What kind of nonsense are you talking about!" ”
Ulansuna smiled evilly and said, "Did I talk about my sister's heart? Does my sister really want to be Lin Shuai lift her skirt, tear off her pants, and then spank hard? ”
Ulan Suya frowned, and said angrily: "You are not allowed to play with Xuezhi in the future, you are all spoiled by her!" ”
The two were muttering to each other when one of the operators said, "Captain, the enemy is coming." ”
Sister Ulan stopped talking, looked up at the screen, and sure enough, she saw two limping people coming over, Ulan Suya hurriedly walked up to Xia Zhiqiu and asked, "How can I talk to him?" ”
Xia Zhiqiu took a microphone and said, "You can just say it to it." ”
It turned out that the fighter Qì people had taken into account the function of persuasion at the beginning of the design, and the cost of loudspeakers and radio communicators was not expensive, so the fighter Qì people had the function of shouting, and Ulan Suya picked up the microphone and solemnly recited the Lamaist prayer.
At this time, Bhutan was very closed and backward, and the Bhutanese people did not have any scientific knowledge, they had never even seen a car, let alone a machine, and the two soldiers were already amazed when they saw five people, and then they were surprised to see that the people of Jiqì actually opened their mouths and recited the prayers of Lamaism, and they were extremely surprised, and one said to the other: "Oh my God, it can speak, is it a messenger of the gods?" ”
The other kneeled weakly, and involuntarily knelt on the ground, trembling all over, and the previous one saw his companion kneeling, and also "pounced" and fell to the ground, kowtowing sound.
Chen Fei and everyone on the hillside couldn't help laughing, and Sadao Fushimi, who was at the observation post, couldn't hear Ulan Suya chanting prayers in the Jiqì people, so he was surprised to see the two Bhutanese soldiers kneeling down in unison, and couldn't help but shout: "What the hell is going on? ”
Sadao Fushimi was confused, and his subordinates were even more cloudy, so none of them spoke, and Sadao Fushimi said in a deep voice: "Instructor group, you go up in person." ”
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