The next morning, in the professional classroom.

On the podium, a kind-eyed old professor was spitting at the mouth, and more than 200 little budding people were sitting precariously below.

"Hey, second, what are you going to choose for the electives?" Lu Zhiang touched Ji Mo, who was sitting next to him, with his elbow and whispered.

"Get out, don't suffer Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu has already cut off his robe with the three of you sluts, and he has broken off his righteousness."

"Well, second, aren't we just going to lift you up and spread your legs. And then play a game with the bedpost? It's not bad, as for being so atmospheric. ”

"Fuck off, slut."

"Breakfast for a month, change the second child, you change your mind."

"Get out, Lao Tzu is not rare."

"Two months."

"Deal."

A real man can't bend his waist for five buckets of rice, but he can bend over appropriately with five buckets.

"I'm going to choose basketball, dance, and then a music elective, have you chosen the second one?"

"Psychology, Literature, Basketball. But why do you choose a dance? At the end of the season, he looked at Lu Zhiang's round body, if this is a rabbit dance, it won't cause an earthquake.

"Second child, you're superficial, there are a lot of young ladies in dance class. But the second one, you sing so well, you can write songs and play the guitar, don't you have a music elective? ”

"The school can't improve my musical skills anymore."

"Second, I'll give you 99 points for your pretending brother, one point less, I'm afraid you'll be proud. But second, do you have any favorite professors for your elective courses, if not, you can give me your student number and password. Then I'll go back to the dormitory and use the computer to choose for you, and I'll try to arrange the same electives that my brothers chose under one professor, so that they can still have a companion in class. ”

"Okay."

…………

Since there were no classes this afternoon, a few of them were going back to the dormitory after lunch, ready to finish the elective courses.

However, the toothbrush at the end of the season accidentally fell to the ground in the morning, and was trampled on by Lu Zhiang's dog.

But what made him more relieved was that this slut managed to fall and eat shit. So after dinner, at the end of the season, I went to the supermarket alone to buy a toothbrush and bought some snacks by the way.

As soon as he arrived at the door of the dormitory, he heard Lu Zhiang shouting: "Grabbed it!" Got it! Now the second child has to thank the dead man, this time there is no breakfast for half a year. ”

"What thank you?" At the end of the season, he pushed open the door and looked at Lu Zhiang with a smug face on his face.

"Electives, second, your literary and artistic electives, my brother helped you grab them."

"Do you still need to rob this thing?"

"I don't know about other professors, but this professor's definitely needs to be grabbed. This time it should be because they are all freshmen, and there are not many people who know about this professor. That's why I finally grabbed it, and you have to thank me, second. ”

"Yes, then this professor seems to be quite powerful, what's the professor's name?" The end of the season is a bit curious.

"The surname is Mu, and my name is Mu Yao. It's what I said last time in the dormitory, the most beautiful woman in northern Shanghai. I have to say that this woman is really powerful, she entered the junior class of the University of Science and Technology of China at the age of 12, graduated from Stanford with a doctorate at the age of 23, and has published many papers in top international journals. I just don't know why there is no photo of her in the profile, or you can see how beautiful she is. But the second child, you will have her class tomorrow morning, and when the time comes, you can take a few photos and come back, and let the brothers see what the most beautiful woman in northern Shanghai looks like. ”

Lu Zhiang chattered like a fly there, but Ji Mo didn't listen to a word, and only two big words echoed in his mind: Mu Yao!

"Hey, second. What do you think, didn't you hear what I said, why don't you hurry over and thank your benefactor. There is no need to kowtow, I'm afraid of losing my life, you just come over and shout thank you. ”

Lao Tzu thanks you for a hammer, if there is a knife, I have to send this dead fat man away. It's still handsome, but it's better than a tree? Eaten by a dog?

No, we have to find a way, this lesson can't be taken. At the end of the season, when he thought of Mu Yao's expressionless and beautiful face, he couldn't help but feel a chill down his spine. He pondered for a few seconds......

"That, boss, can you still change the electives?"

"You can't change it, and if you want to change it, you have to change it in the next semester. But you actually want to change the class that others can't grab, are you a brain? Is the beauty not fragrant or the second child is you floating? If you don't go, I'll go. ”

At the end of the season, his eyes suddenly lit up: "Okay, then you can go boss." Then I'll go to your class, anyway, the elective course teacher should not be strict. ”

"It's not that you're really stupid, the third child, you give me a reason, why don't you want to go."

"Well, I'll be honest with you. In fact, it was Professor Mu who met me on the day I was drunk, and then handed me over to Teacher Zhou. But I drank too much that day and threw up her, so I didn't dare to see her. ”

"Oh...... Then why didn't you say it before? And what does that Professor Mu look like, is it the fairy sister we met in the cafeteria? ”

"What's there to say about this kind of thing. But Professor Mu is indeed the one we met in the cafeteria. ”

"That's no problem, don't worry, third, brother, I'll definitely give you the right board in class. Third, you can just take tomorrow morning's dance class for me, hehehe. Lu Zhiang didn't know what he remembered, and smirked obscenely.

"What's the matter, don't you go to see the dancing lady?"

"Nonsense, how can the young lady be as important as the fairy sister."

"Well, we want to go too." At this time, Han Feng and Li Mingxuan, who had been watching for a while, raised their hands like elementary school students and said weakly.

Lu Zhiang: "What, you don't have classes tomorrow morning?" ”

Li Mingxuan: "Yes, but I can escape." ”

Han Feng: "Yes, but I don't dare to escape." ”

Lu Zhiang: "If you have a class, you can say a hammer, if you dare to skip class, I will tell Teacher Zhou, and see if Teacher Zhou doesn't pick your dogskin." ”

Li Mingxuan: "Tell me, how can Mr. Zhou have time to care if you can skip electives." In the afternoon, Lao Tzu obediently took the compulsory courses and professional classes, and there was no problem. ”

Lu Zhiang: "You don't want your little Jiajia anymore?" I remember that your electives were the same as Fang Jia's. ”

Li Mingxuan: "It's the same hammer, and when I choose, it's full." Lao Tzu had to change to another professor's class. Hey, what a bad fate. ”

"That'...... Okay, tomorrow Lao Tzu will reluctantly go with you dog. Lu Zhiang said with a sad face.

He really didn't want to go to see the fairy sister with this perverted-looking calf thing.

…………

The next morning, Ji Mo, Lu Zhiang and Li Mingxuan all got up early in the morning.

The difference is that at the end of the season, they are going to run, and the other two animals are going to Professor Mu's class today, so they get up early and start to pamper themselves.

"Third child, you give your lipstick to Lao Tzu to use."

"Get out, why don't you use it when you're done with it."

"It's all big men, you don't like a hammer, you have a habit of cleanliness."

"I don't have a habit of cleanliness, but I just dislike you."

Lu Zhiang: "Recording warning." ”

Li Mingxuan: "Come, brother." My brother will put it on you personally. Ah, open your mouth. ”

After the four of them finished breakfast, they began to go their separate ways. The two sassy men hooked up and went to the road of chasing the fairy sister, and Ji Mo and Han Feng also went to different colleges.

Han Feng, a pervert, chose three mathematics electives, and I have to say that Xueba's life does not need to be explained.

Li Mingxuan and Lu Zhiang came to the lecture hall with excitement all the way, but as soon as they walked to the door, they saw a big notice posted on the door, which read: Students who have not chosen this course are not allowed to enter, thank you for your cooperation.

"What's going on with this Nima? Are there any classes that can't be audited? Li Mingxuan and Lu Zhiang stood at the door with puzzled faces.

"Let me go, thank you." At this time, a boy's voice came from behind the two.

"Oh, okay, sorry." The two subconsciously moved out of the way.

The boy crossed the two and took a few steps forward. Then he suddenly stopped, turned his head to the two and said, "New life, right?" I'm a senior at your junior. ”

"Yes, we are freshmen this year, good seniors."

"Curious?" The boy pointed to the notice on the door.

"Hmm."

"Then let me tell you, the reason why Professor Mu's class is not allowed to sit in is also a last resort. Because her classes are so popular, when she used to be able to audit, every class was full, just like the subway in the morning rush hour, which has had a serious impact on the normal class. Therefore, the school specially approved that Professor Mu's class was forbidden to be audited. ”

"Oh, then we got it. Thank you, senior, why can you come to class? Isn't this class for new students? ”

"It's not easy, it's all over again." The senior's face was light and unfathomable.

Stand and salute. Worship the big guy.