For example, let's casually come to the previous song:

Ding Ning and Mo are very urging,

One branch and two spring letters back.

Willow new new wind scissors,

Yiyi smoke and water do not lose plum.

embedded the names of Ding Yi and Liu Yiyi.

But the problem is that in front of a class of jinshi, you make up an embedded limerick poem, and it will not be right for a while, and the rhyme foot can't be rhymed, is this your own face? People who are a little level, even if they are talented, don't bother to make embedded poems, okay? This thing can really be played by an old boy who can't pass the exam, but it's impossible to play well - how many inlay poems have been handed down for thousands of years? Since the Tang and Song dynasties to this orthodox year, Su Dongpo's minus magnolia flower for prostitutes is still a poem because of things, not because of poetry.

Make this kind of embedded limerick poem, that's really sending face to find a pump.

Ding Yi hasn't been cheap enough yet.

How? That's a painful thing.

Ding Yi took Yao Kui's hand and said with a wry smile: "Ding is not shy about saying that he is most afraid of making poetry in his life, but fortunately, the eldest brother and the second brother know me and never teach me to be embarrassed, but today it is really ......"

Shang Tan took advantage of the fact that people were not paying attention, so he wanted to squeeze over again, but was stopped by Yao Kui and blindly taught him to go farther.

Ding couldn't hide at a glance and raised his head to drink the wine in the cup, if he couldn't hide, there was no need to be afraid, whether it was a person or a thing or a blade, it was the same for Ding Yi, he took Yao Kui's hand and said, "Do you have to do it?" But eat and drink first, and then ...... after the banquet is over."

"No, no!" Then some scholars in Shilin made a fuss, but the eagle dog of the factory guard saw that something was wrong and no one spoke out again. Those who read are not dependent, which is too much for a showman. But they didn't treat Ding Yi as a showman, a showman? Why did a showman let those people greet him. Let these jinshi accompany him?

Ding Yi slapped the table with a smile, but said, "Why is it difficult? He picked up a glass of wine and drank it during the banquet. But he arched his hand to Wang Zhen and the British duke, "Laugh! ”

But he said to Liu Tie: "Change to a big bowl!" ”

Before Liu Tie moved, Yao Kui didn't know which table he had taken a sea bowl from, and filled Ding Yi with the wine jar in person, Ding Yi was not polite, took a sip of the bowl, and opened his mouth to say: "The joy is thick and the sun is slanting ......" A group of Shilin rolled their eyes one after another, and even Shang Yi felt that Ding Yi was embarrassed this time, this is so white that it can't be whiter, according to Shang Yi, it is better to pretend to be drunk on the spot.

Wang Zhen is a person who has taught. If you can't chant poetry, you can still hear whether it's good or bad, but I just gritted my teeth and stared at that Yao Kui, thinking that after a while, I would definitely drag this guy who made his nephew ugly into the edict prison and teach him to occupy 200 songs a day, and if he couldn't chant, he would be tortured! The British duke covered his face and only pretended to be drunk - Ding Yi was at this level, and gave his son to him as an apprentice, isn't it a joke?

Ding Yi looked at the expressions of all kinds of people. After taking a sip of wine and walking two more steps, he was not panicked in his heart, this was not a poem he made. He changed the four characters of this first sentence, in order to reconcile the original text, so the meaning of the words was not as deep as the examination for a while. By the way, he chanted the second sentence: "The whip refers to the end of the world." ”

This "flutter" many people laughed. The wedding banquet recited poems, and made a "whip to the east". It feels like a lot of poetry. Ding Yi also blushed a little, when he wanted to plagiarize this poem, he didn't expect that this sentence would cause a lot of embarrassment when he closed this scene, but he had already chanted halfway, but he could only take it hard, drank the wine at the moment, dropped the bowl, and said in a long voice: "Luohong is not a ruthless thing, turning into spring mud is more protective of flowers!" ”

Shang Yan couldn't help but smile and shook his head when he heard this, Ding Yi turned around and asked, "But it's unbearable?" ”

"It's not." Shang Yan finally couldn't help laughing, and he stopped for a while, but said, "It's the first time I've seen people chanting beautiful poems, and you're so heroic and unrestrained, third brother!" It's just that the last two sentences are excellent, 'Falling red is not a ruthless thing, turning into spring mud is more protective of flowers' is indeed a good sentence, Yan Shi is written on this, third brother, you are also highly talented. ”

Ding Yi smiled, but thought in his heart: Isn't it a good sentence that I can remember? But anything I can remember is definitely a good sentence.

"Wine!" Ding Yiyi suddenly turned around and shouted to Yao Kui.

Yao Kui was stunned for a moment, I really didn't know where to find a bowl, and poured a handful of wine for Ding: "Sister-in-law, if you occupy another poem, there are still such good sentences, even if you are Yanshi, I am not afraid to pour you wine!" ”

Ding lifted the bowl and drank it, and stuffed the bowl back into Yao Kui's hand, but he started to copy the public again: "Kyushu is angry and thunderous, and it is sad that all the horses are together." I advise the heavenly prince to be vigorous and reduce talents without sticking to one pattern! After that, he smiled, and arched his hand in the direction of Wang Zhen and the British Gong, "Offended!" ”

The group of scholars cheered, but Yao Kui's face turned white in an instant.

What kind of poem is this? This is a poem that thinks that today's court is mediocre and incompetent.

What a fart, those scholars drank high wine, thinking that this was Ding Yi yelling at Wang Zhen and scolding Wang Zhen for disturbing the court, so they applauded, Yao Kui was not very drunk, he listened to it with a chill in his heart, this Ding Yi is too capable of causing trouble!

"This poem should be given a name, so it is called a newlywed son, what does the third brother think?" Shang Tan said with a smile on the side.

Li Xian helped Ding Yi and quipped: "In my opinion, it is extremely haode, and those who have no descendants have drunk wine to chant the song of the third brother, the newlywed son, can also be vented with all his spirit." Yao Kui reacted, so he pale and helped on the side.

"Alright." Wang Zhen said indifferently to the eagle dogs of the factory guards, "The wine is enough, let's disperse." He said to Liu Tie again, "Rujin seems to be drunk, help your husband into the room." This time, the British Duke didn't sing against him, but also beckoned Li Xian and them, and let everyone disperse.

Ding Yi, who everyone thought was drunk, was helped out by Liu Tie, but when he walked to the corridor, he stood up straight, waved his hand to a few slaves and maids to signal them to retreat, but said to Liu Tie in a low voice: "Go and find the Wen manager, that is the tall fat man in Dongchang, you have seen it, teach him to send people to follow those scholars and see what they say." Then you go to my Uncle Wang Shi and tell him about my arrangement. Go quickly. ”

Where is Ding Yi drunk? In the Ming Dynasty, there were very few scholars who were convicted of their words. This is not a sentence "Qingfeng is illiterate, why do you flip through the book?" "You can raid the era of the destruction of the country. Even if the author of the original poem Gong Zizhen was in the Qing Dynasty, he didn't see anything, and now Wang Zhen is his uncle, and it seems that he is still very haode at present, and the factory guard is not corrected, and the civil official class will investigate Ding Yi because of a scholar complaining about the incompetence of the court officials?

Of course, if you come up with a poem like "Thousands of Miles of Ice", Wang Zhen can only kill his relatives in righteousness.

Ding Yi deliberately wanted to do this, because if he didn't do this, he would leave a name for being good at making beautiful poems, don't underestimate this name, once he marks it, people will say in the future, Ding Yi, the Ding Yi who is good at making beautiful poems. is to sell the theory of the emperor and the Han, but I am afraid that no one will pay attention to it.

Even thousands of years from now, it is unlikely that anyone will listen to Aoi-sensei's philosophical theories or nuclear physics, right?

Therefore, Ding Yi had to recite the latter poem, which was in line with his identity as an emperor and Han theory peddler, and his true character of worrying about the country and the people.

"Someone comes." As soon as Ding Yi called, a few slaves and maids who had just stayed away hurried over, helped Ding Yi up, and went straight to the room.

At this time, it was actually not dark yet, but the red candle in the room was already lit, Liu Yiyi was sitting at the table and was eating some snacks to cushion her stomach, listening to Ding Yi push the door in, quickly put the red cloth on her head, and sat upright. Ding Yi waved his hand to let the slaves and maids retreat, ripped off the red cloth on Liu Yiyi's head, and said with a smile: "What are you doing with this thing?" I saw the big people from a young age. ”

Liu Yiyi listened to the mantis head lowered, only wringing the handkerchief but not speaking, Ding Yi reached out and picked her chin, I really don't know why such a big beauty is regarded as ugly in this era. If this is placed in a few hundred years, it will definitely be a goddess-level standard, who knows that in this Ming Dynasty, it will really let me pick up the leak! Liu Yiyi subconsciously avoided Ding Yi's gaze, because of the inferiority complex that she had grown up with since she was a child, she was very unconfident in her appearance. She didn't believe anyone would like her looks.

"If you do not leave, I will not forsake you." Ding Yi said softly to her, and without waiting for her to answer, he kissed her on the lips.

Liu Yiyi, who was forcibly kissed, seemed in a hurry and at a loss, not to mention any skills, but her tears and trembling delicate body all showed her touch, she could hear Ding Yi's sincerity, and she could also see Ding Yi's eyes, except for her father and brother since she was a child, Ding Yi was almost the only man who looked directly at her face like this.

He really didn't mind her self-righteous ugly face.

Ding Yi picked her up and put her on the bed, the long kiss was not interrupted or stopped, and it was not separated until a long time, looking at Liu Yiyi's undulating chest, Ding Yi gently caressed her smooth neck all the way to her collarbone, which made her bite her lip so that she didn't make a sound.

"Don't, don't, Ding Lang, ...... the candle" Liu Yiyi held down Ding Yi's hand, gritted her teeth and blushed and said, "Let the concubine get up and help you change your clothes......"

Ding Yi smiled and pulled out her hand and said, "No, I want to remember every inch of your skin." These words made Liu Yiyi's heart burn, but she turned her face even more, and she didn't dare to look at Ding Yi, "Don't worry, it's still a long time until dawn, why are you in such a hurry to take off your clothes?" ”

To Liu Yiyi's surprise, unlike the cave room procedures taught to her by those bigfoot mothers-in-law, Ding Yi was not in a hurry to strip off both sides, and then brought her those bigfoot mother-in-law tears in the mouth like pain, but just stroked her slender legs back and forth, which made Liu Yiyi even more shy, and she said with a little apology: "The concubine's legs are too long, not good-looking...... Originally, the feet were too big, and my mother went early and didn't wrap her feet...... Starting tomorrow, the concubine will ask her mother-in-law to help the ...... who binds her feet" (to be continued......)

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