Chapter 20: Thousand Years of Killing

"Lord Shikafuku...... Lord Watergate......"

Before Shiraki could walk out of the commanding tent, a weeping wail came from outside the tent, and Ebisu wept and touched her tears and walked in accompanied by Shiranui Genma and Maitkai.

Ninja bag, clothes are robbed is a trivial matter, even if 50 copies of "Intimacy Paradise" can be restocked, the main thing is that the ninja forehead guard was robbed, this is a big deal, and it must be reported to the top to make up for a reissue.

"What's the matter? Dressed like something, crying like a big girl. Nara Shikafuku shouted angrily.

"Lord Shikafuku, I'...... Yes!!! Ebisu looked up at Shiraki, who was also staying in the tent, and immediately screamed.

Shiraki held a copy of "Intimacy Paradise" in his hand and held it one by one, his face was full of evil smiles, in Ebisu's eyes, he didn't look like a captured hostage, but like a guest.

If Ebisu dared to expose him, Shiraki would beat him upside down, saying that he saw this person sneakily talking to people by the river, and thought he was a spy, and he didn't do anything to him anyway.

"What the hell is going on, all the surprise?" Nara Shikafuku frowned.

"Lord Shikafuku...... Look at my women's clothes...... Pretty doesn't ......," Ebisu smiled charmingly.

"Roll !!" Nara Shikafuku roared.

Ebisu lost his family like a dog, and ran out with a rolling belt, and he scratched his head without knowing what the situation was, Maitkai looked at Kakashi, showed a mouthful of big white teeth, and made a challenging gesture with his thumb, and ran out as well.

"Lord Lufuku, then I will also take my leave." Shiraki arched his hand.

"Well, be sure to take a break." Nara Shikafuku nodded.

……

When he came out, it was already time to eat, and the fragrance of the food wafting everywhere in the Konoha camp made Bai Mu's saliva almost flow out, and after drinking Bai Jue's body fluids for a month, the bird was about to fade out of his mouth.

I have to say that Konoha's food is really good, after all, the country of fire is the most powerful country in the ninja world, the country with the most abundant products, at this time the war was launched, and the fate of the country of fire was all tied to Konoha Village, and the daimyo also did his best to support it, chicken, duck, fish, milk, fruits, and countless materials were transported to the front line, ensuring that the Konoha ninjas were enough to meet the enemy with the best attitude.

The kitchen is the top priority, and every cook in the camp is served by the Akido clan, and no outsiders are allowed to interfere to ensure the safety of the food, but there can be no problems with the ninja cubs' food.

The food is available in unlimited quantities, as long as you can eat it, you can take it as you like, and even barbecue and hot pot can be ordered, but you need to pay an additional fee, making life here rich and not like the front line at all.

This reminded Shiraki of the U.S. military in World War II.

Bai Mu really wanted to become the king of big stomachs, and took away a cow by himself, but unfortunately his unraised body could not allow him to overeat, so he had no choice but to take away a lamb chop, with lemon juice, and eat it alive.

Although there is no clear rule that the upper ninja, the middle ninja, and the lower ninja must eat separately, everyone still habitually gets together in their own teams.

Kakashi's team, the two of them Moonlight Blast, and the sneaky Ebisu also came over with the team.

"Why don't cats eat?" Lin touched Ah Fei a little strangely, everyone was full of food in front of them, only Ah Fei was empty.

"Because Ah Fei is a cute creature without a rectum! While enjoying the convenience of not having to eat, I endured the pain of not being able to feel the stool. "Ah Fei really wants to enjoy the feeling of being masturbated.

"What do you mean......?" Lynn was a little confused.

"Grandma has eaten too much omnivorous, and she has been constipated recently." Shiraki munched on lamb chops while helping the translator.

"It's so pitiful, I'm a medical ninja, maybe I can help." Lin's hands glowed with blue light, and she rubbed and rubbed on Ah Fei's stomach: "This can promote intestinal peristalsis, relieve constipation, and cats can eat." ”

"Oh hehe...... Although I can't feel intestinal peristalsis, it's really comfortable...... Is this what pooping feels like? Ah Fei flipped out his belly and snored comfortably.

"Lin ......" Obito swallowed as he looked at Ah Fei: "I seem to ...... Also a bit constipated......"

"Really? Then I'll help you rub it later. Lin smiled sweetly.

"Oh oh oh ......" Obito's face was flushed with happiness.

Konoha Secret Transmission Technique: Thousand Years of Killing

Kakashi slammed his hands into the earthy chrysanthemum with lightning speed.

“…… Hmm" Obito's face is even more ruddy.

“…… Oh!!! A sky-high roar almost alerted the camp.

"Is it cured? If not, you can do it again. Kakashi clapped his hands, ruthlessness written all over his face.

"Alright...... Okay......" Obito lay on the ground, tears flowing, as if he felt the pain of a thousand years of death.

Shiraki's expression froze as he received a mission.

"Get the Hidden Mission: Feel Kakashi's Thousand Year Kill."

"Reward: 100 Coins"

"System, who do you think of me? 100 gold coins want my festival? Shiraki asked, tilting his head in his head.

[Reward Increase: 200 Coins]

"No, no, no, I'm not talking about money, it's about my innocence." Bai Mu hurriedly shook his head.

[Reward Increase: 500 Coins]

Shiraki swallowed hard.

"It doesn't make any sense for me to add money, I'm not really that kind of person...... I will never pout my ass because of 500 gold coins, this is the white lotus that has accompanied me for two lifetimes......"

"Unless 1000 Gold ......"

"Love or not!" The system left with disdain.

"......" Bai Mu looked at Obito's painful appearance, took a deep breath, and shook his head, just 500 gold coins, he is not such a person.

"Are you comfortable? Eat some fish, right? Lin brought a bowl of fish soup and put it in front of Ah Fei.

"I can't digest it, so I'll take a bite of it." Ah Fei took a big mouth, which was bigger than a lion, and swallowed the fish soup on the plate in one bite.

Belch~

"It's really bad to eat~" Lin covered her mouth and chuckled, there are many strange creatures in the ninja world, so there is no need to make a fuss about a little thing.

Shiraki continued to bite into the lamb chops, the feeling of eating meat was amazing, and the taste buds were trembling, this is the feeling of happiness!

"Can you ...... That one...... Give me back the forehead guard and the book......" Ebisu quietly leaned over.

Bai Mu reached out and threw his forehead guard back, this thing didn't mean much to him, as for the book......

Hmph, if the operation is good, this is 5000 gold coins!

"Remember to go back, and return the clothes to me when they are cleaned." Bai Mu still wants to keep this women's clothing to make more extra money.

"By the way, in order to thank you for taking care of you, I have a few novels here, you must not be polite, you must study them carefully." Bai Mu didn't hesitate to take out a few books from Ah Fei's mouth, and those with names in the original books all sent out copies.

Ah Fei didn't have anything in his stomach anyway, just to store some things.

Ebisu looked distressed as if it was torn, this is a book that can sell for 1,000 taels......

"Oh? What are you looking at? At this time, Bo Feng Shuimen also walked out of the command tent after talking, and touched Obito and Kakashi's heads quite dotingly.

"It's a good book, it's one of your Konoha three ninjas, and it was written by Jiraiya, I accidentally picked up these two mentions by the river, it should have been dropped by some unlucky bookseller when he was chased and killed, right?" Bai Mu smiled and handed Bo Feng Shuimen a copy.

"Oh!? Is it actually the second book of Mr. Jiraiya? I still have his first book "Ninja Perseverance Ninja Biography" with me, but I haven't seen him for a long time, and I didn't expect the second book to come out. Bo Feng Shuimen laughed excitedly.

"Is the author actually the master of Lord Watergate? Then you must read it! Bai Mu smiled, and another 100 gold coins arrived.