Chapter 540: Boss, Does It Hurt?
"Long Zhan, are you impatient with a bed bug? The beauty is in her arms, and even the old lady has forgotten? Believe it or not, I will never forget you for the rest of your life? ”
Just when Long Zhan hugged Alice tightly, as if he was caught in a warm ocean, and Alice felt the feelings that belonged only to men and women, a familiar voice came from outside the door, and Long Zhan had goosebumps all over his body, as if he was being targeted by a female thief, and he might be kidnapped and taken up the mountain at any time to be the husband of the village!
Ling ...... Ling Weier? No way? ”
Long Zhan was like a mouse seeing a cat, he pushed Alice who was crying in his arms away, and jumped to the door in a panic, and before Ling Wei'er could push the door, the door had already been opened!
"Bang ......"
Before Ling Wei'er came out, Long Zhan's lower abdomen was firmly kicked, this kick was originally kicked by Ling Wei'er, but I didn't expect Long Zhan to take the initiative to stick it!
Ling Wei'er looked at Long Zhan holding his lower abdomen, his body bent like an earthworm, and most of his anger suddenly disappeared, but she still said with a sarcastic expression:
"Yo, what's going on? Could it be that the beauty enjoys it so much that her stomach hurts? ”
"What's that...... Xiaowei, you have been misunderstood, I ...... Ah......h
Before Long Zhan could finish explaining, when Ling Wei'er passed by Long Zhan's side, the heavy military boots stomped down against Long Zhan's soles again, and it hurt so much that Long Zhan covered his stomach with one hand and his toes with the other, baring his teeth and shouting!
"Hey, boss, does it hurt?"
At this moment, a familiar face poked out of the door, Long Zhan saw this hippie smiling face, and at the same time with a hint of the lack of trouble, he was already wronged, he pointed to the other party's nose and scolded:
"Dead Cannon, is it your kid's secret?"
Before Qian Guodong could answer, Ling Wei'er behind her glanced at Alice, who was standing on the side, wearing an evening dress, with a pitiful appearance like pear blossoms and water, and glanced at Lafite on the table, the fire of anger in his heart burned again, he went up directly, picked up Long Zhan's ear and scolded:
"Dead bedbug, the little life is very moist, the wine and the beauty are too cool, right? Thanks to the old lady, you are frightened and scared, and you are blind with so many tears! ”
"Poof...... Haha......"
At this moment, there was a burst of laughter outside the door, Long Zhan felt Ling Wei'er's tigress-like tossing, and listened to the familiar laughter outside the door, he couldn't be angry with his own women, couldn't he be angry with these 'brothers' who were in trouble?
"Cannon, Eagle, you two stinky boys, get me in, I'm ...... Oops, oops, pain, pain, hiss...... Tap Tap! ”
Before Long Zhan could finish speaking, he saw Ling Wei'er's right hand twisting Long Zhan's ears again, shouting and scolding at Long Zhan:
"What are you, and you still have the face to kill others!" Ling Wei'er scolded at Long Zhan, and then shouted outside the door: "Come in for the old lady, be the door god at the door of the pestle?" ”
As soon as Ling Wei'er's voice came out, Situ Yu and the others outside the door were suddenly silent, barely holding back a smile, and slowly walked in, with apologies on their faces, and smiled at Long Zhan slightly!
"Hey, cannon, eagle, didn't I let you go back? Why are you here again? What about the lone wolf? ”
"Ahem!" At this moment, there was a throat clearing sound outside the door, only to hear Jiang Mingcheng suppress his voice, and said apologetically: "I'm here too, where can I leave my brother dead or alive!" ”
When Long Zhan heard Jiang Mingcheng's words, his heart couldn't help but warm, but the moment Jiang Mingcheng entered the house, he heard Ling Wei'er's hand twisting Long Zhan's ear again, and scolded Long Zhan viciously: "If it weren't for Jiang Shao, the old lady wouldn't know that you are in a foreign place, enjoying the warmth of beautiful women, dead bugs, believe it or not, I castrated you!" ”
"You wait!" Long Zhan was stunned for an instant, and looked at Jiang Mingcheng with a serious face, with surprise and questioning in his eyes: "Lone wolf, what did you kid say?" If you talk nonsense, you won't be afraid of thick sores on your tongue! ”
"Ouch, I said Miss Ling!" Jiang Mingcheng didn't dare to look directly into Long Zhan's eyes, and showed a bitter gourd face towards Ling Wei'er and said, "Didn't you promise me not to say it, so I brought you over?" How do you ......"
"I'm sorry, I think I forgot!" Ling Wei'er looked at Jiang Mingcheng's aggrieved face, and instantly looked stupid, showing a cute smile towards Jiang Mingcheng, but then, he turned his face like a book, became like a shrew, and pushed towards Long Zhan violently, directly on the sofa, with his hands on his waist, and said like a tigress:
"Dead bugs, what's the matter, the bones are itchy, right? Dare to threaten people? ”
"How can I, how dare I?" At the moment when the dragon quibbled, Ling Wei'er's right leg suddenly lifted up, almost slashing down from the top of her head, like an ordinary steel knife, smashing on the side of Long Zhan's head, so frightened that Long Zhan was directly silenced!
At this moment, Alice, who was standing on the side without saying a word, watched Long Zhan like a battered puppy, being abused by Ling Wei'er, as if she had lost the heroism of a tough guy fighting on the battlefield!
At this moment, he finally understood what it meant to drop one thing to another, if Long Zhan's soft-heartedness just now was sympathy and pity for him, then at this moment, Long Zhan and Ling Wei'er's performance had already told him what true love was!
A man, even if he is the first in the world, even if he is the spokesman of death, even if he has a heavy army in his hands and is in charge of life and death, but in front of his beloved woman, he is like a child, letting his beloved woman make trouble, willingly, without regrets, this kind of tolerance, this kind of love, is the true love!
Of course, Alice is a woman, and he can also see that Ling Weier is a smart girl, if she were someone else, she might have cried, made trouble and hanged herself, but he used this kind of joke to deal with it, whether it was deliberate teasing or unintentional ridicule, at least it proved his trust in Long Zhan, and it also proved the deep affection between him and Long Zhan!
Long Zhan was not stupid, he could see that Ling Wei'er was deliberately using this as an excuse to trick herself, and her purpose was to find an excuse to come over and share weal and sorrow with her, and even live and die together!
A woman can never use superficial words and deeds to speculate on his true inner thoughts, just like a soldier, and can never look at its strength from his appearance!
"What, I said boss, sister-in-law, can we wait for this love debt to be collected after the task is over? How embarrassed Miss Alice is on the side! At this time, Situ Yu persuaded in a timely manner, and even threw a charming look at Alice!
But Alice was still indifferent, especially the dry tears, which interpreted his coldness as clear as ice at this moment!
(End of chapter)