Li Zhishu opened his eyes at his desk, and the bright and hot sunlight was shining on his face through the leaves of the cherry blossom trees outside the building.

The sun has a sweet smell, because this feeling is particularly comfortable, Li Zhishu's nose couldn't help but sniff more, and he found that the tip of his nose lingered with a girl's fragrance and his own Bodhisattva's fireworks were completely different.

Just feeling this strange breath beautifully, in vain, a glass of unknown liquid was poured on his cheek in a way that poured from the sky, making a "cooing" sound of running water.

The cold touch and liquid irrigation made Li Zhishu completely sober up from his confusion.

Li Zhishu opened his eyes, and he was still a little confused at first, but then his eyes widened.

At this time, he was in an unfamiliar classroom. The classrooms are a little old, but the hardware configuration is quite good.

There is a 42-inch LCD TV on the wall in front of it, and there are vertical high-power air conditioners in the two corners of the classroom.

And because the poured liquid was orange-red, when he turned his head to look at the window beside him, Li Zhishu suddenly found that his current appearance was a bloody person, and he was no longer himself.

The thick hair, the angular face, the thin body, and the stern eyes all told him that he was reborn in someone else at this time.

He turned his head sideways and looked around again, and saw that he was surrounded by students, about fifteen or sixteen years old. The hair is colorful, and all of them look like cos lovers from a comic show. The eyes in their eyes were now slightly sympathetic and gloating—those eyes were very familiar to Li Zhishu, as if he was going to be taught a lesson by his mother back then, and his classmates looked at his expressions.

Li Zhishu shook his head, feeling that his head was still a little dizzy. He looked at the faces around him again, and although they felt familiar, he just couldn't remember the names of these people.

The men wore black Japanese tunic uniforms, and the women wore black sailor uniforms that only female high school girls wear. Miraculously, he couldn't speak Japanese, but he could understand all the discussions at this time.

If he had translated correctly, this should have been what these people were saying.

"Hanzawa, what are you doing? How did you provoke Kaguya? ”

"I guess Kaguya can't stand it, and it's not like a person who is depressed for a woman. I took the first place in the whole grade. ”

"After all, I chased someone who shouldn't be chased, and I heard that the girl was with his brother. Hey, the drama of a brother's break for a woman...... I didn't expect to be able to witness it in reality! ”

A sentence fell into Li Zhishu's ears, which also made him more and more confused.

Hanzawa? Are you talking about him?

Kaguya? And who is Kaguya?

But why can't he remember any memories of this body?

Li Zhishu's heart was in a hurry, but his head was still a mess, except for his own memory, there was no trace of the original memory of this body.

His real name is Li Zhishu, born in 1990, and he was 36 years old before coming to this body.

Married with two children. The era is 2026 A.D., with a bachelor's degree.

Before crossing, he was a full-time master and part-time calligraphy and painting teacher.

After five years of hard work, he also has 1.6 million fans on station B, and he is active in the game area, two-dimensional and food area all year round.

Personally, he is good at calligraphy, painting, wood carving and cross talk.

Before becoming a full-time UP master, he was a concept artist, specializing in making original art for various games.

At the age of 30, because he couldn't stand the repetitive and boring life of the original artist, he quit his job and started teaching self-media and calligraphy painting at home.

Painting and calligraphy are two skills that he learned in the fourth grade of primary school, and are a long-term investment made by his parents to make his journey to the college entrance examination a little easier.

Because of these two talents, he was finally admitted to the country's key famous school, Shanghai Fudan University, with two scores in the college entrance examination.

His wood carving skills and cross talk skills are from family traditions. His grandfather was a famous actor in the cross talk industry. In terms of seniority, when a certain steel of Deyun Club met his grandfather, he must also respectfully shout his senior.

His maternal grandfather was an old craftsman in Beijing's Cuiyun Building, and Lu Ban lock and other almost lost carpentry skills were mastered, and any wood in his hand could be carved into the shape he wanted with a carving knife in his hand.

Because of his family background, and at that time he was the only male in the entire Li family and the Zhao family.

Before the age of eleven, the two old people trained him very strictly.

Because of the strict management and the rebellious period, the young Li Zhishu gave up continuing to study these two skills after the death of the two old men one after another.

It wasn't until he became an adult that he left his job to start a self-media, only to find that the two old men taught him the top skills, without the wood carving skills taught by his grandfather, he could not have relied on the wood carving technology to make Rem's figures and become an instant hit, without the cross talk skills inherited by his grandfather, he could not have become the king of the top ten spit recognized by station B.

Before waking up today, he was still busy editing his new videos, preparing courseware for teaching on weekends, and managing milk powder money for his second child's tuition.

The content of the video is mainly complaining about how much water there is in the fourth season of the new summer 2026 "re:0 from scratch".

After editing and uploading, it was 1:10 a.m. on Friday.

I fell asleep on my sofa in a daze, and when I woke up again, I was inexplicably here, and I was poured orange juice on my face in this exotic classroom!

(I'll go, this situation is not right, I don't have the memory of the original owner in my head.) But I can understand Japanese, and the mode of your crossing is too weird. At the very least, you should give me an explanation, right, at least tell me who I am now, right? And then what the hell is this orange juice! I don't think I'm being bullied at school. What the hell is this basketball at the feet, the shoes turned out to be the out-of-print LeBron retirement commemorative model. ）

In a short moment, Li Zhishu was full of ideas through a series of clues in front of him.

But thinking about it, a girl appeared in front of him.

I saw her slap the table and scold Li Zhishu: "Banze! When do you want to be depressed like this? It's been a whole month, you've been so listless, and your grades are still like, do you think this is worthy of your late aunt?? ”

Li Zhishu raised his head to look at the girl, and his pupils immediately shrank.

The girl in front of her is undoubtedly beautiful, her childish face is pink and delicate, although her face is full of anger at this time, she can't hide the girl's beauty and refinement.

He is about fifteen or sixteen years old, and in a few years he will definitely be the master of the disaster for the country and the people.

However, to Li Zhishu's surprise, the other party's current dress is clearly the heroine of the cosplay drama "Miss Kaguya Wants Me to Confess", Kaguya Shinomiya.

The two long bangs on the forehead are like tentacles, which is not a hairstyle that ordinary girls can keep at all.

Not only that, but the other party's eyes also have contact lenses, which appear dark red.

This cosplay is almost complete.

And at this moment, the whole classroom was also accompanied by the girl's anger, as if it was like falling into an ice cave.

It was also known that Suosuo's discussion had also died down because of the girl's drinking.

"I ask you, did the orange juice poured on you wake you up just now? If it's not enough, I'm pouring it! ”

The girl crossed her waist with one hand, her tentacle head on her head, and she bit her mouth and glared at Li Zhishu with an expression of "I see you want to go to heaven", and with the other hand, she picked up a bottle of drink and wanted to pour him!

Who is this?

Cos Shinomiya Kaguya, I really think I'm Miss Kaguya.

Li Zhishu stood up and stretched out his hand, in front of the whole class, smiled disdainfully, he patted the girl's face, as if instinctively said in Japanese, "Little girl, it's not a good way to wake people up like this!" I have something to do now, and I don't care about you like that. ”

"Wow!"

The class gasped.

The girl touched half of her face, opened and closed her mouth, and was frightened like a goldfish.

Unbelievable!

Hanzawa actually touched her face!

And in front of the whole class!

"You bastard, let go of your dog's hands!"

After the girl came back to her senses, she immediately picked up a stack of books beside her in a hurry, and without waiting for the owner's consent, she picked up a large tome and threw it at Li Zhishu.

Seeing that the book was "uproaring" at him, Li Zhishu shook his head and showed contempt.

This kind of attack was obviously pediatric to him, and when he was a child, he was beaten by his grandfather with bamboo sticks.

As soon as he raised his hand slightly, the "Mandarin" book that flew to the front was directly slapped from one end of the classroom to the other by him like Peter Pan who was slapped by the Hulk, and smashed into the trash can at the back door of the classroom.

At that moment, the whole world was suffocated again, and even the girl was stunned.

In just a short moment, the girl's face began to turn blue, and her voice trembled with a hint of dignity being challenged, "You still dare to fight back!" ”

Li Zhishu sneered and sneered: "Why don't I fight back, you beat me." I'll let you beat me guess who, besides, what qualifications do you have to hit me! ”

"Huh! I have been commissioned by your mother. Just because I, Kaguya Shinomiya, is a man of words. Look at what results you got in the exam, and to what extent do you want to repeat the grade and discredit your aunt! Look at your brother, but he is already a student president in his first year of high school. ”

The girl who called herself Sinomiya Kaguya looked at Li Zhishu angrily, she slapped a test paper in her hand on the table in front of Li Zhishu, and said horizontally, "You read your grades yourself, come, you read them out loud to the class!" In the mid-term exam of the first semester, what did you get into, and how did you go straight to Xiuzhiyuan High School by then!? All you know all day long is playing, and you've given up on yourself! ”

Li Zhishu lowered his head and couldn't help but look at his test paper, the test paper was full of ticks, marked with an English test, and the score was - 42!.

Li Zhishu was stunned, this achievement seems to be ...... Truly...... It's a bit low.

In Japan, the tick on the test paper represents the wrong, and the circle represents the right. The score of 42 also means that there are still 18 points away from passing.

The Sinomiya Kaguya next to him saw him buried his head in silence, and his face was a little resolute, "I, let, you, read it out loud!" Why don't you dare to read it! If you know shame, you can make it up to me! ”

"It's not that you don't dare, but it's not necessary. What's more, you pouring me and my grades are two different things! And who are you?"

Li Zhishu shook his head, he was stupid to read this miserable result in public!

Shinomiya Kaguya sneered, "Heh! Two different things of bullshit! What kind of face do you have for me to face your mother! 42 points in English, are you mentally retarded! Your mother is a genius who is proficient in the seven Chinese! You scored 29 in math, the lowest in the class! Chinese 91 points is passable! 11 points in science! Social 12 points! First to last in the class. Hanzawa, the original results were not like this, do you really want to be the laughing stock of the whole school?! Your mother is a former prime minister, do you want the media all over Japan to report that the prime minister's son has been repeated? ”

“！！！！ Prime minister...... I don't need you to judge how I was! Just because I'm doing this now doesn't mean I'm going to be like that in the future. I'm in charge of my life! Then you keep saying that you are good for me, but why do I think that you are trampling on my dignity for my good! Dousing me with water is how to wake me up, and if so, sorry, I don't. ”

Listening to the girl's angry reprimand, Li Zhishu was shocked!

But he immediately realized that now is not the time to be shocked, and he is not scolded, not to mention that this result was not obtained by him!

He looked at the girl, the whole person seemed to be different, and sneered, "Take care of yourself, don't get involved in my affairs!" I'll figure it out for my grades! Flat-chested little sister! Anyway, are you so nosy when your aunt comes! Pay so much attention to me, won't like me to put it. If you really like me, I'm sorry, I'm not interested in your flat-chested guys. ”

After that, Li Zhishu brushed his sleeves away.

A group of students in the classroom left behind continued to be in an uproar!

Flat-chested little sister!

Big Aunt is here!

That's all there is to it!

Everyone knows that today, a legendary moment in the middle school of Xiuzhiin has appeared.