In the history books, King Qin's breaking array music boasted of solemn and neat, and the momentum is extraordinary, in fact, in Yun Ye's opinion, it is a bit clumsy, dancing, dancing is not high enough, the legs are not straight enough, the coordination is not neat enough, the soundtrack is more like noise than music, especially this song is arranged by Li Er himself, you can imagine how bad he is.\\

Fortunately, when the terrible disaster was also in the past, in the crazy hustle and bustle of everyone, the drums stopped beating, the gongs stopped ringing, and the magic sound of the turtle music was far away, and finally got through this period, and before I had time to rejoice, the chaotic sycophants of "Your Majesty Xià won a hundred battles, and the longevity is boundless" rolled in again, listening to the cheers of Li Baiyao beside him, Yun Ye had to also go in and shout together.

Staggered open the door, rested on the railing for a long time before relieving, the next time there was a party with broken array music, He Shao came to Yun Ye with a red face and a hoarse voice, asking for the next step, from his state Yun Ye could see that he enjoyed this feeling very much, especially when Li Er finally appeared on the terrace and waved frequently, many people burst into tears. "What else can I do, according to the agreed method, the singing and dancing will only take half an hour at most, and it will be up to you next, I can't come forward, I will make them happy, and the auction will start, and success or failure will be in this move."

"The martial arts just now are so good-looking, I'm going to have blood in my nose." He Shao licked his fat lips and said, "Many people are still unsatisfied, why don't we do it again?" ”

Even kicked and beaten, drove the idiot away, and lay straight on the wide railing, he needed to take a good rest, he really didn't dare to go in the field, someone grabbed the corner of Yun Ye's clothes, looked sideways and turned out to be Ying Ying and Xin Yue, smiled hard and said, "Why don't you go in, the singing and dancing are very beautiful." Ignore me, I'm just a little tired, just take a break. ”

"The concubine is here to accompany you, don't speak, you lie down for a while, I'll catch you." Xinyue cried, who bullied her?

Just as he was about to ask, Xin Yue pressed his hand to his face. More tears flowed.

"No one bullied me. No one dares to bully me, it's just that I feel uncomfortable when I see you tired, you have to deal with the entire theater alone, I'm afraid you're tired, Yezi, we don't want money. Shall we go home? I'll wait for you to sleep, cover it warmly, and don't care about anything. Go home and sleep until dawn, just like when we were newly married, okay? ”

Yun Ye almost burst into tears when he said that. No, all the guys here owe their own debts, how can they do it if they don't get it back, Lao Tzu wants to empty Chang'an this time, and let these guys owe Li Er's Hades debt. You can't be weak.

The carp didn't fight, so he had to get up, move his neck, and said to Xin Yue: "What does the woman's family know, watch your singing and dancing well, watch your play and live happily is the right thing, other things are men's business, don't ask, I can't die yet." ”

After speaking, he pushed Xin Yue and Zhu Ying in, and came to a window, looking in through the window lattice, only to see everyone's sleeves flying all over the sky, and the sleeves of three or four zhang long did not know how to throw them up, this is much more difficult than playing with a meteor hammer, Yingying's waist can only be grasped, but it swells sharply below, and there is only a thin veil on the round buttocks, grandma's, she didn't play like this last time in Yanlailou, as soon as the emperor came, she couldn't wait to take off, goblin!

Yun Ye didn't remember saying the word goblin, could it be an echo? The echo that can say what is in the heart is rare, I can hear the movement behind me, and when I look back, I see that a lot of female dependents have run out, and the dance of everyone is not something that these women can stand, and it is not for women to see, it is estimated that they can't stand the ugliness of their own men and hide out.

As soon as her ears tightened, Mrs. Cheng was already angry, and she grabbed Yun Ye's ears and asked: "Sing and dance well, why did you find a goblin to make a scene, look inside, saliva is about to flow out, how can there be a little solemn look?" As soon as she spoke, a group of older women surrounded her, even those who rolled up their sleeves, and when she was in danger, He Shao crawled out again and shouted at Yun Ye: "Yezi, Yezi, come and see, everyone is learning to fly and bounce the pipa," Good brother, this is the place where I saw the excitement, come to Yun Ye to watch it together."

"Aunts, please ask these singers, the little nephew really doesn't know, He Shao is doing it, can you go and ask him?" Brothers are sometimes sold, especially in the current situation.

The women of the Tang Dynasty are fierce, especially Fang Xuanling's wife, a snow-white civet cat in her hand screamed and flew towards He Shao, what is even more terrifying is that Wei Chi's wife knows martial arts, and she is very tall, as soon as her skirt is lifted, her feet go out, and she kicks He Shao's stomach fiercely, He Shao's waist bends, and she squats on the ground and spits sour water, those women punch and kick, and those who pierce it with a hairpin, Yun Ye trembles when she sees it.

finally got angry enough, He Shao was already lying on the ground on all fours, even the crotch had a few slender footprints, the women leaned their necks and entered the theater again, Yun Ye hurriedly picked up Lao He, his face was swollen, he covered his crotch and screamed, after a while, Lao He stopped screaming and said to Yun Ye: "This beating can't be in vain, will I pit a few people when I auction?" ”

"As long as you want, it doesn't matter if you pit me."

"It's a pity, you didn't see everyone's hips and chest bounce off the pipa, those legs are raised, it would be nice if the lights were brighter." Lao He has been beaten up and experienced, although his nose and face are swollen, it does not hinder his movement, but there are a few blood marks on his back.

"Why is this Guan Niangzi so rude, this is His Majesty and Niangniang are watching, what kind of system." Speaking of this, Yun Ye was annoyed, this is not in a brothel, it is on the stage, such a bold performance is nothing in the later generations, but in Datang, it is definitely degraded.

"Guan Niangzi asked me, said that it was okay to do a small repair, so I agreed, how did I know, she can dance, and she dances so coquettishly." He Shao just can't see women, there are already seven or eight concubines in the family, and he still hasn't changed his mind, and he is not wronged by this beating.

There was a sensation inside, Yun Ye hurriedly looked inside, fortunately, Gongsun was dancing the sword, and the clothes on his body were quite neat, just dancing, the sword in her hand flew out, and was about to stab the chest of a businessman in front, but he turned back and flew back, and looked carefully at the original sword hilt tied to a white silk, and the sword flew around, is this the fucking thing described in Du Fu's poem, a sword dance moves in all directions. The spectators are depressed like mountains, and the heavens and the earth are low for a long time. Huo Ruyi shot nine sunsets, like a group of emperors and dragons. Come like thunder to collect anger, like the river and the sea condense the clear light? There is no need to condense any light, they are all scared to pee, the merchant foams at the mouth, and the people next to him cover their noses, so they don't need to come to know it.

One danced the famous "Hun Off" dance, and the other played the extremely dangerous "Sword Weapon" all took out the ability to take care of the house, just to make Li Er smile, and now Li Er has already surpassed the level of praise, and the people of the whole Tang Dynasty regard him as a public relations object, which is indeed enviable.

It doesn't matter if others are mad, the eldest grandson will be mad, so he hurried to the emperor's box, asked the eunuch to pass through, and entered the box, but found that Li Er was smiling with joy, and the eldest grandson was also smiling, and kept commenting twice, and both of them seemed to enjoy it.

was about to quietly withdraw again, Li Er spoke: "It's very interesting, this grandson just let her enter the palace to teach some dancers sword dance," this is a lustful heart?

Seeing that the eldest grandson looked like nothing happened, he had to bow down and agree, Gongsun everyone was anxious to wait for this news.

Finally, the sound of silk and bamboo came, the pipa interpretation of the natural sound, several ventriloquist masters, painted the sound and color of the interpretation of the quiet atmosphere of the deep mountains and old forests. A bamboo snake is covered with dyed linen, one white, one cyan, swimming around the set rockery, the eyes are a dark green, one is fiery red, under the rendering of the lights, it is like two real snakes, the theater is quiet all of a sudden, the red snake letter keeps stretching and contracting, this is the students of the academy dressed up, those singers can't do it, a burst of fireworks rises, covering the snake body, when the fireworks are gone, there are two charming women lying on the ground, one in green clothes, one in white, waking up from sleep......

Yun Ye didn't have time to look at these shoddy things, and in the background he was preparing for the auction with He Shao, and the servants of the Yun family were holding sandalwood boxes in their hands, sitting in the background, each numbered, not messed up at all.

The first to start the auction is the golden silk nanmu, the reserve price is three hundred, only ten are sold, and the rest is ready to be sold at a higher price after the palace is built, and the purple rice has not been sold, it has been divided up by the royal family, as well as the Yun family, the Cheng family, the Niu family, and the Qin family, this is a good thing for health preservation, only in Longyanxi, the output is scarce, the price is not expensive, but no one knows that it is.

There are less than two pillars of incense left before the end of the play, and the people in the audience probably heard the love words of the laughing dead, and sighed, in the blink of an eye, the wind was raging, the ground shook, Xiaoqing was killed by an arrow from the golden armor god, and the white snake with a bulging belly tried its best to fight with the gods, a baby's cry, piercing the sky, and the god man holding the three-strand Tiancha was about to pierce it with a fork, and he couldn't tie it down, and the bearded Wei Chi snatched the fork and kicked the god off the stage, just this kind of idiotic behavior, there is still applause below, Maybe he felt that it was wrong, but Yu Chi returned the fork to the golden-armored god who got up, and went down to the platform by himself, so he squatted down to watch.

Through the gap, Yun Ye saw Li Er and his wife smiling and leaning back and back, until the old monk of Fahai who was holding the bowl came up and stopped laughing, "Demons, people are humane, demons have demons, such as disturbing the heavens, privately cooperating with mortals, the sin is unforgivable, the old monk will press you under the Lei Feng Tower, and the tower will fall to your life." Seeing the huge bowl falling from the sky, the white snake screamed and threw the child to the bald Xu Xian in the distance, and the bowl fell with a bang, and a tall stone tower painted on the curtain stood in the center of the stage......

After the play is over, the auction is about to start, He Shao is a little difficult, his eyes are swollen into a slit, he can't do it tonight, only he will go out in person. (To be continued.) If you like this work, you are welcome to vote for recommendation and monthly passes, and your support is my biggest motivation. )

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