11. Thick eyebrows host stingy
"You want to paint? Are you sure? Not teasing me? ”
When Hanzawa took the initiative to signal himself to compete with Kiritani, Nohara Shinnosuke, who hosted the show, was immediately stunned.
As the godfather of Hanzawa Naoki, Naoki's child has a few pounds and taels, and Lao Xin knows it very well.
Unlike his demonic brother, although this child has a sense of justice and mission, he is far inferior to his brother in all aspects of talent and ability.
When Nohara Shinnosuke was a child, he took Hanzawa to an art class, but the latter painted the walls of the institution into ancient murals because he didn't like painting.
The painting style is very surprising, and he painted his bare ass when he was a child!
The person who hated painting so much now told him that he wanted to paint Yui Aragaki and Mai Sakurajima.
Is this to blind his titanium dog's eyes!
"How dare I tease you, I still expect you to send me pocket money."
Hanzawa Naoki stuck out his tongue and said obediently, he saw the surprise in the old and new looks.
Judging from this, the original owner must be quite poor in terms of artistic attainments.
But the words have been spoken, and Banze can't take it back, so he can only see the trick and the hard "Is this okay?" I'm going to draw badly, how about you halve my pocket money? ”
From the diary of the original owner, it was clearly recorded that Nohara Shinnosuke would give the original Hanzawa pocket money every month, ranging from 30,000 to 50,000, which was quite generous.
"Okay, the director gives him a sketchpad and a brush. If you do draw well, double your pocket money this month. ”
Shinnosuke Nohara looked his godson up and down again, and after confirming that Hanzawa was indeed not joking with him, he promised.
In order to keep everyone from expecting too much from what Hanzawa painted, Shinnosuke Nohara directly broke the news that he took Hanzawa to the painting school when he was a child, but Hanzawa painted on the school wall because he didn't like it.
Hanzawa Naoki listened to Shinnosuke Nohara say this, and his eyes couldn't help but widen.
He really didn't expect that there was such a big difference between the original owner and himself!
Banze was dumbfounded, but the other guests listened to laughter.
The two girls, Yui Aragaki and Mai Sakurajima, looked at Hanzawa with smiles on their faces.
The most terrifying thing is that this bastard of Emiya Shirou can't open any pot! talked about a crazy thing that his predecessor Hanzawa did a few years ago.
"Senior, you're just a little bit of a witch. The little tree is notoriously bold. Do you remember my classmate Sawamitsu? Emiya Shirou interjected with a look that was very familiar to Hanzawa.
Lao Xin responded: "Remember, what's wrong." That tall, handsome boy, right? ”
"That's the case, at that time, Zeguang's father did something sorry for Zeguang's mother outside. also beat Zeguang, Xiao Shu was angry but took Zeguang to take revenge, you would never have thought that Xiao Shu, who was only 12 years old at the time, could have such creativity! ”
"What a creative idea!"
All the guests looked at Emiya Shirou curiously, including Hanzawa.
"He did something to the shampoo of the Sawaguang family." Emiya Shirou paused, then looked at Naoki Hanzawa with a calm expression, and saw that the other party did not stop him, so he couldn't help but smile and said, "He actually bought a bottle of hair removal cream and squeezed it all into the shampoo." Then let Zeguang's father wash his hair. ”
“!!!!!!!!”
The audience collectively poured cool air, and Naoki Hanzawa, as a traverser, couldn't help but be frightened by this idea - shampoo and hair removal cream?
It's a great idea!
"What happened? What happened? Funny artist Jeongnam asked with a smile.
"Jeongnam's dad broke up with an affair. Quite a few hairs fell out on the top of the head! Emiya Shirou held back a smile, and his face couldn't help but smile coldly. Afterwards, Naoki also told me that I could use this trick if my dad wanted to cheat in the future. He also named the bottle of shampoo, "Grass Cutting and Root Dew".
"Hahahaha!"
"Hahaha!"
In the studio, laughter immediately rang out, and the five bodies that were convincing by Banze's amazing talent two years ago fell to the ground.
Nohara Shinnosuke came to Hanzawa's side and asked while smiling, "Son, tell me what you think." As the inventor of the weed-cutting and root-eradicating dew. ”
“…………”
Banze hides his face and has no face to see Jiangdong's father!
"Wife, I promise to love you wholeheartedly in the future and not let our son have the opportunity to use his exclusive secret recipe."
Shinnosuke Nohara didn't reply when he saw Hanzawa, and faced the camera to round himself.
And his words immediately caused even more laughter from the audience!
Hanzawa changed from covering his face with one hand to two hands-
I just feel like I made a mistake by coming to the TV station today!
The original owner's creativity! Not mine!
Bullshit's weeds and roots!
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After the vignette, Shinnosuke Nohara began to control the show.
He pulled a strong man from the team of funny artists to accompany the cartoonists Kiritani and Hanzawa to draw together, so in order to prevent Hanzawa's painting from being too bad and no one was too embarrassed.
After some arrangement, Hanzawa, cartoonist Kiritani, and Masanan sat down in the drawing area in turn.
The time given to them is 20 minutes, during which the program will continue to be recorded, introducing Kana Hanazawa and Mai Sakurajima.
The first to introduce is Hanazawa coriander.
This time, Coriander is a guest in "His Highness the Ass" to promote an anime movie "Fat Man" starring her, which is about a fat woman who can flexibly use the fat of her body to attack the villain as a shockwave! And then the story of chivalry everywhere.
Hanzawa hurried to draw while in the audience, and at the same time, he was also introduced to Lei by Coriander's movie.
He thinks he is well-informed, but just based on Coriander's narration, he still thinks that this film is definitely a bad movie.
But then again, has Hanazawa parsa ever deserved such a film?!
In addition to being surprised, Hanzawa simply used a pencil to create a greasy fat monster in the middle of the picture after finishing drawing Aragaki Yui 👻!
At the bottom of the picture, Banze added another sentence: "We will never give up!" ",
After all the drawings were finished, it took Hanzawa fifteen minutes.
After Hanzawa's hand-drawing, a three-dimensional Aragaki Yui and the ugly fat formed a stark contrast, which aroused the admiration of the videographer who followed the film.
What is called random material, this is called!
Hanzawa Naoki's painting skills, judging from the current performance, are not at all the painting scum that Shinnosuke Nohara called scum.
The current director also noticed Hanze's improvisation at this time, and finally simply switched the big picture of the scene to Hanze's picture
This time, the guests in the venue can see from the main monitor that Banze is now concentrating on painting.
Banze didn't notice the abnormality of the public screen on the scene because he was concentrating on painting, and he just wanted to finish it well when he knew that he was being filmed, and not to be ashamed of his screen debut.
He is now seizing the time to silently paint the two-dimensional image of Mai Sakurajima.
For Mai Sakurajima, Hanzawa doesn't know much about it!
I only know that the former is the heroine of a "Youth Pig-headed Boy Bunny Girl".
He watched this episode back then, but he gave up after watching three episodes.
He is a little unimpressed by the puberty syndrome setting in the drama. I can't imagine a big beauty like Mai Sakurajima appearing in the library in a bunny girl costume, but only the male protagonist can see it.
He likes to see the concept setting is relatively clear!
In the early years, I was able to insist on watching three episodes, that is, because the heroine's appearance was cute and fascinating.
Considering that the delivery time was numbered, Hanzawa simply drew Mai Sakurajima silently with the memory in his mind.
The guests couldn't help but be stunned when they saw Hanze appearing on the main screen, and then they were amazed by Hanze's painting skills and appearance.
Let's talk about the appearance first!
At the beginning, Banze's appearance didn't make everyone feel anything special, but if you want to stagger your eyes, you will instinctively find that you can't take your eyes off - the boy's appearance of holding a pen and focusing on his homework is definitely diffused with a mature posture that far surpasses his peers.
The image is like a tearing man, silently revealing temptation, and as long as the eyes fall on him for a moment, there is a feeling like being sucked in, but I can't help but feel good, I feel that he is particularly trustworthy and trustworthy.
This time, the hearts of the female guests at the scene seemed to skip a beat.
The male guests were amazed that the genes of the Akimoto family were really strong.
This kind of all-round charm without dead ends is not without a blind spot in the Japanese entertainment circle! Can appear in a teenager! It's even rarer!
And this kind of charm Akimoto only adds! Hanzawa Tenki also has!
Now it seems that this least outstanding brother also has it!
In this way, what can be said except to explain it in terms of genetics!
Mai Sakurajima raised her hand and pulled the hair on the side of her ear, looking at Hanzawa, who had always lowered her head and painted silently, with some surprise.
She was stunned that Naoki Hanzawa didn't even look at her, but she was able to draw her own comic image.
He knows himself well? Are you a fan? …… It feels so handsome.
Thinking about it, the girl immediately thought of something that she shouldn't have thought about! She hurriedly said calm down!
Tell yourself not to think about what you shouldn't!
The difference between her and Hanzawa Naoki's life experience is very different. With this kind of leisure, it is better to memorize more lines.
She wanted to turn her head with great perseverance and stop looking at Banze, but suddenly heard an exclamation from the scene.
Looking for prestige - I immediately found that I hadn't seen the picture on the screen for more than ten seconds, and most of it was completed!
The manga character looks focused and is sitting next to Yui Aragaki in a Nike tracksuit.
In the left margin of the picture, Hanzawa also wrote his imaginary Sakurajima Mai's monologue.
It reads as follows:
"This thick-eyebrow host looks so stingy, and after having a wife, he will definitely not give Ban Zejun more pocket money. Well, it must be so, I'm afraid of my wife at first glance! ”