Chapter 231 Employment

However, in the end, Su Ming still resisted the urge to cut off Wade's vocal cords, and the cry of the symbiote was also suppressed.

Although Deadpool talks a lot, he also reveals a lot of information, which is useful.

First of all, he came from the future, and it was supposed that his teleportation belt was convulsed again, and it sounded like he would intersect with him in the normal flow of time in the future.

Then, knowing that he is his cousin, he also talks to the 'non-existent' audience, indicating that there is a possibility that he has climbed over the fourth wall, but it is also possible that he is sick again.

In the end, he was fully equipped and fully armed, and he was a ready-made combat force sent to the door.

"Strange, my phone has no signal, I remember my telecom provider promised to use it abroad?" Deadpool scratched his head through the hood, holding a phablet in his hand, and kept fiddling, "Can Slade let me use your phone?" I'd like to log on to the Deadpool Club's homepage, my cousin came from another universe and killed Doctor Strange to become a Supreme Mage, so I can prepare a body. ”

Su Ming looked at him indifferently and exhaled slowly: "It's 1942. ”

"What flavor of pizza do you like? Bacon or cheese? I like ......." Deadpool was still chattering, but suddenly it seemed like it was stuck, and the position of his eyes on the mask turned into large white lumps: "Wait, 1942? ”

"Yes, 1942."

"Uh, 1942 in Earth's history?"

"Well, historically."

"Shet!"

Deadpool flapped the black and red button on his belt in an attempt to restart, but the button spewed a burst of electricity, followed by black smoke.

The electricity leak caused smoke to come out of Deadpool's body, and he danced like a convulsion, soft to the ground.

That's what happens when you beat a precision instrument, and there's no one here who can fix it.

It's embarrassing.

The black smoke spilled over the edge of the dripping umbrella, which was instantly blown away by the strong wind, and the whole street seemed to fall silent.

"Oh my God, I destroyed the hope of the universe! I'm a sinner! ”

Wade rolled over, fell to his knees in the water, raised his hands in the air, and looked up at the sky, as if waiting for God to punish him.

The wind and rain around him, he shook his head in despair, everything seemed so bleak, several people were as if they were attending a funeral, and there was mournful music in their ears.

"Wait a minute, can you turn off the music player first?" Su Ming pulled him up from the ground and looked at him numbly: "Is there any mercenary who brought a music player on a mission?" ”

"I just want to be a little bit more appropriate, you know, atmosphere is important sometimes, do you just feel the remorse and despair I show?" Deadpool shook his head and explained.

"Nope."

Under Su Ming's murderous gaze, Deadpool still turned off the music player in his waist bag, which was the mp3 he picked up from the thrift store on the street, he found someone to modify the powerful amplifier and battery, and illegally downloaded some pirated songs, all of which were classic tracks recommended by Star-Lord.

"Oh no, I actually got to London in 1942......" Deadpool pinched his chin and squatted on the ground, but just when Su Ming thought he was going to think seriously, his crazy brain went astray again: "There are no color TVs in this era, right?" ”

"Stop talking nonsense, tell me what's going on over there? Why use the Time and Space Belt? Don't say you're bored. Su Ming didn't plan to pick up the stubble, so he gave him a throat locking technique directly from behind, this guy's brain is really sick: "Otherwise, I'll crush your throat, and then crush it after you heal, and keep repeating it......"

This time it's Deadpool, what do you take my trachea for? Plastic bubble cloth? Stress Relief Artifact?

"I'm looking for Thanos..... Ahem, look for Thanos. ”

The red and black mask had a bulging lump on his lips, apparently sticking out of his tongue.

Su Ming was a little relieved, and Deadpool's little strength couldn't fight against the symbiote at all: "What are you looking for Thanos for?" Wait a minute...... Are you married? ”

"Oh, not yet, Vanessa has been a little mysterious lately, and I've seen her less often, you say....."

Knowing that Deadpool was not jealous of Thanos because of the 'death' thing, and obtained the space-time transfer device from the cable.

Su Ming probably knew what time period Deadpool came from, and as for the nonsense behind him, he didn't listen to it at all.

"Moving on to Thanos."

"Uh, I'm having trouble breathing...... Anyway, Thanos killed my good friend, and I'm going to settle accounts with him. Deadpool gasped, squirming his fingers around his neck, fighting for a space to breathe.

Su Ming nodded and let go of him, the so-called good friends, in fact, just those few people, plus the appearance of Thanos, it is likely to be Infinity War, or similar to the movie version.

"So you use the teleportation belt to find him, but it turns out that the warhead girl's skills seem to be a little poor, and you are thrown into this era."

"Like...... That's right, although this belt often has problems, it is still easy to use at critical moments, but I didn't expect this time to be in trouble. ”

In the distance, Hollerway listened with relish, he knew a lot of news about the future from the Two Gunslingers, and now there was another person from the future in front of him. His eyes fell on Deadpool's phone, intrigued by the small device.

And Monak is a little wary, after all, the time traveler is the same as the evil god of another dimension, and he is a great threat to the world, and he is using magic to secretly report to the ancient one.

Su Ming patted Deadpool on the shoulder, making him pant and look at the street in the distance.

"Okay, come with me, since you're here, I'll help my brother."

"But I'd like to go to Dr. Pym and ask him to fix my belt." Deadpool tilted his head and scratched his chin, the uniform was of poor quality, and it made his whole body itch after being soaked in water.

"I'll pay you a commission, you know, a good car is only $500 in this era." Su Ming took out a stack of dollars from his backpack and threw it to him, about one or two hundred thousand, which was considered a down payment.

Deadpool immediately became serious, lifted the corner of his mask and dipped his saliva and began to count the money: "Say, who do you want me to cut?" Although we are both mercenaries, we are also relatives, so how embarrassing it is to talk about money. ”

Su Ming knew that this would happen, Deadpool made money and spent money quickly, he could spend millions in a nightclub, and he didn't know what to play.

The Guardians of the Galaxy guys also often slaughtered him, and Star-Lord was like a parasite when he returned to Earth and let others take him out on the waves, under the pretext that he always didn't understand modern society and needed a guide.

So a group of people will go out to eat and drink, but they don't have the currency of the earth, and in the end they all settle the bills by the people on the earth.

Tony is the most victimized because he has money and doesn't care about it, followed by Deadpool because they smell like each other.

"Aren't you in a hurry about repairing your belt?"

"It's okay, I think Peter can wait a little longer, he's dead anyway, isn't he? Thanos is there, and it's the same when you look back. ”

"Okay, by the way, you've come from the future, do you know where Namor is now?"

"Uh, Namor, that fish that hates humans? The smell of fishy smell all over the body? You haven't told me about World War II before, what did you do? ”

Well, it's the past for Deadpool, but it's the future for Su Ming, who knows what they've done......

"He's missing, and we're looking for him now."

"What are you looking for him, that guy's mouth is as smelly as a school toilet that never washes, full of fishy smell, and pointed ears that look like a villain. The most important thing is that he has no money and I don't like him. ”

Su Ming actually doesn't like Namor either, but the reality is like this, and it is impossible for everything to go as planned.

"That's right, if you don't want the streets to be full of people like Namor in the future, you have to help me."