403 bald head with buried seat
"Is this ......?"
Hearing this incomparably familiar exhaust sound, the little bird You Zhengong looked around excitedly, but he didn't see the figure of the longing in his heart.
With the roar of exhaust sound, a dazzling headlight illuminates the alley in front of the Kuramae apartment.
What appears in everyone's eyes now is not the imaginary locomotive......
Instead, it's a car with the words "Be careful! The white van that came without speeding up.
"Boom...... Bang Knock...... Boom Boom! ”
Even after the van had pulled over to the side of the road in a very regular manner, everyone could still hear the sound of a fierce and manic exhaust mixed with the sound of collision coming from the back of the old van.
It seems that there is a monster that is about to come out of the cage and choose people to devour.
"Bang."
A man with short blond hair and wearing a commemorative T-shirt emblazoned with the words "Training" and "Kawasaki Daishi Temple Seal" walked down from the passenger seat with an irresistible breath.
"Poof."
shiny oily hair, tattooed arms, and muscles that can't be covered by a wide T-shirt......
"Poof."
The most terrifying thing is that the slender and hideous black single eye patch he wears on his left eye seems to be silently telling others about the magnificent and ups and downs of the life of an extreme boss.
All in all, this is a man who is releasing a strong sense of crime all over his body.
At the same time, the ghostly object, which was left with only a huge mouth and short legs, jumped right from the high wall of the apartment in front of the hiding front and landed nimbly behind the man.
Due to its height limitations, it opened its abyssal jaw at the man's tight buttocks that had just come out of the van......
The flesh was badly damaged, and it was in dire need of fresh flesh to replenish it.
"Be careful...... Protecting people's !! ”
However, in the eyes of several disaster prevention mobile team members who had just rushed out of the iron gate and were about to raise their guns to aim, the ghost that was about to feast suddenly became stiff......
"Vomit ......"
It seemed to have inhaled some indescribable gas, and the huge jaw that had cracked to the limit couldn't help but retch.
"Roar!!
Immediately, a dark red flame rose from its mouth......
"Huh?"
Sensing something, the man glanced back curiously.
But behind him, there was nothing but a pile of ashes.
Turning his head, he noticed the dull gaze of the row in front of the apartment door staring at him.
"Oh, the little bird Yu's ......"
The detectives who automatically put the loaded guns in their line of sight into the mosaic, and the man's eyes locked on the red-faced girl in the crowd......
He touched the back of his head a little shyly: "I'm just going home normally, I don't need to find so many people to greet me, right?" ”
"Mr. Araki...... ...... just now"
"Huh? What's wrong with my face, is it because the food at Kawasaki Daishi Temple is too good? ”
Seeing the complicated look in the girl's eyes, the man touched his face curiously.
"Nothing ......"
Kotori Yumako, who was wearing a high school uniform, shook his head slightly, and Lianbu stepped forward, clasped his hands together, smiled and bowed at him: "Araki-sensei, welcome back." ”
Her trembling and choked voice, and the ripples in her eyes, betrayed her pretended calm.
originally had a thousand words in my heart, but in the end, there was only this one sentence left.
This man who came from the dust was Sousuke Araki, who had returned to Tokyo from Kawasaki City after the end of his "retreat".
"Hmmm......"
Looking at the beautiful girl under the street lamp, the surrounding construction sites, and the Kuramae apartment surrounded by high walls and transformed into a military restricted area, Sosuke Araki was slightly stunned, only to feel as if he was in a different world.
Immediately, a relieved smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.
“…… I am back. ”
"Senior !!"
A tragic roar broke the delicate atmosphere between the two.
A large, shiny bald head quickly occupied the sight of Sosuke Araki's right eye.
“…… You, who are the demons?! ”
Looking at the bald man who was lying at his feet with his whole body on the ground in an extremely humble posture, Sosuke Araki vigilantly distanced himself as if he was hiding from something dirty, and his left hand subconsciously reached for the blindfold.
"It's me, senior......"
"Kengo?! What is your pose? Also, what about your hair? ”
It wasn't until the other party raised his head with tears in his eyes that Sousuke Araki recognized that the dazzling head with the word "apologize" on his head turned out to be his junior brother.
"Is the soul slayer industry so stressful, or have you been studying too much lately?! Although there was only green skin before, but it was only one layer missing, and it looked quite different......"
"My bald head was specially shaved to apologize in person today!!"
Kengo Yamada curled up and pressed his forehead to the ground, sincerely expressing his apologies.
"Because the earth seat is no longer enough to express my apology, I can only use this trick to 'bury the seat'!"
Viewed from the front, his posture looks like his lower body has been buried alive in the soil, and his upper body is still bowing and apologizing reverently.
The combination of shaving the head and burying the seat is the highest level in today's Japanese "apology culture" except for disembowelment.
"A month ago, on the rooftop, I did such and such a shameful thing to my seniors when I couldn't help myself, and I asked my seniors to accept my most sincere apologies!!"
As soon as he roared, the people around him cast indescribable glances at them.
"So, don't use such ambiguous and misleading words, what is it?"
“…… Of course, it was the incident of urinating on the 'Shit King Rogue Star' that Araki's predecessors were proud of!! ”
"Oh, I thought you were talking about something, it's okay, it's okay, I've tried to read Buddhist scriptures recently, and my mind is ...... Wait, bastard, when did you do it?! ”
As he spoke, Sosuke Araki's indifferent expression suddenly became green and angry.
"I knew that after a month, my predecessors were really still lingering! I am truly an unforgivable sin!! ”
"No, because no one told me before, so I just found out, and I can't help but be angry......"
"Huh? So, I could have pretended not to know about the past? ”
"Boom Boom Boom Boom ......"
Just as the two looked at each other in embarrassment, there was an even more irritable exhaust sound in the white van behind Sosuke Araki, mixed with the sound of metal colliding, making the entire van shake in an indescribable rhythm.
"Araki-kun, hurry up and get that guy out, if it's messed around in this way, my car will break down......"
The driver's window rolled down, revealing the greasy face of the thick sea and the urin.
Noticing the men rushing out of front of the iron gates with automatic rifles pinned to their waists, his impatient expression froze on his face and gradually turned into panic.