Chapter 23 Waste is the best of the best

Fang Xie didn't hear Li Xiaozong's muttering, and he didn't bother to guess what Li Xiaozong thought of from the Eagle Pavilion thirty miles away. It's strange to say that he doesn't have much hatred for Li Xiaozong in his heart. Although if it weren't for luck, he died a few days ago and night under Li Xiaozong's calculations.

It's not those who have been chasing him all along, but Li Xiaozong's killer who went down to protect himself.

If Fang Xie had the strength of the Nine Grades now, he would not hesitate to beat Li Xiaozong into a puddle of mud. It's like in the cloud shop, Du Hongxian beat Li Xiaozong into a pig's head without hesitation.

Quietly coming out of the back door of the General's Mansion, Fang Xie could still hear the shouts of the crowd gathered outside the front door of the General's Mansion to petition. This made him feel a little moved in his heart, although the things he has done in Fangu in the past three years have been out of selfishness, but after all, it has also benefited more than 2,000 people in Fangu City, and people's hearts are not all indifferent, and sometimes they feel warm in their hearts.

He didn't want to say anything to the people, so he left quietly, just as he had quietly entered the city.

But the moment he walked out of the general's mansion, he suddenly thought about whether he was a little ruthless if he left like this? Even if those villagers just regret that there is no big cash cow in the future, the heart of retention is still sincere.

There was a carriage parked outside the back door, and the big dog was bored squatting on the ground and painting on the residual snow. All day long, the old lame man in the red sleeves sat in the carriage and drank one bite at a time, his expression was intoxicated, as if the cheapest northwest roast in the gourd was Qiong Yao wine in the Heavenly Palace.

When Fang Xie walked over, the big dog happened to finish drawing.

He casually tossed the stick in his hand aside, looking at the pattern on the snow with a slightly smug expression. It is extremely difficult to draw an artistic conception when painting on the snow, after all, the lines will be very thick no matter how you draw them. But the artistic conception of this painting painted by the big dog is very sufficient, and Fang Xie couldn't help but scream after just looking at it...... Lewd-lascivious.

This lewd guy who doesn't seem to like women has drawn a nude-female picture on the ground.

"Lust-naturally see all that they see."

The big dog said with some dissatisfaction: "The virgin body is the purest." Snow falls from the sky, the purest. I do pure painting on the pure snow, and my heart is also pure, why is it lewd in your eyes? You have been blinded by the filth of the world, so you cannot see the cleanliness of this world. ”

Fang Xie was stunned, and glanced at the big dog incredulously: "Since you entered the Red Sleeve Move, you can't even speak to people." It seems that people like you are better locked up. ”

The old lame man snorted coldly and said, "I don't have the time to accompany you two to talk nonsense here, can you go?" If you don't go, I'll go first. ”

Fang Xie definitely had another attitude towards the old lame, pouted his ass and got into the carriage and said with a hippie smile: "Old man, everyone calls you Master Luo, then I will also kiss you and call you Master Luo." ”

"There's something to say, there's a fart"

burst

There was a soft thud.

The old lame man looked at Fang Xie with round eyes, and then shrank into the carriage: "You kid is close to me, just to let out this fart?" ”

"It's a coincidence, it's really a coincidence."

Fang Xie smiled awkwardly, and opened a gap in the carriage to let it go: "I ate a little bit early this morning, and I fought with Li Xiaozong in the General's Mansion, so naturally I can't easily let the fart out, right, I have been enduring it, and I can't help it when I go out." People always have to fight for a breath, don't they? ”

"This is a good thing to say, young people can lose anything, but they can't lose their ambition."

The old lame man smiled at the other party's rare relief, and handed Fang Xie his own wine gourd: "Do you want to take a sip?" ”

Fang Xie took the wine gourd without the slightest hesitation, and laboriously lifted the heavy gourd and poured a big sip. As soon as the wine entered the throat, it was as if a fire had burned straight down. He grinned, his expression looking a little pained. The old cripple nodded, and his eyes softened a lot.

"Why is this wine so spicy?"

Fang Xie was blowing heavily, and it was better to feel better when there was wind in his mouth.

"The Northwest Roast sold in Fangu City is not authentic enough, and the taste is lighter, so I soaked a lot of chili peppers and flamingo roots in it, so that I can enjoy drinking it. You don't know the details and just pour it down, and it's good if you don't spit it out. But you kid is straightforward in temperament, and has an appetite for me. ”

Fang Xie stretched out his hand and asked the big dog who was driving the car for a kettle, and drank most of the pot in one breath before he felt better: "Master Luo, what is this flaming grass root." ”

"Flamingo, but it grows in the cold land of the North Arctic, that is, the 100,000 mountains where the people of the Northern Liao are located, the things in this extremely cold place, but the temperament is extremely hot, boiling soup and wine are good things, the men of the Northern Liao like to use this thing to soak in wine and drink, take a sip, and the body will immediately warm up. The 100,000 mountains in the Northern Liaodi, compared with Fan Gu, there is really cold to the extreme, the hundred-year-old trees on the 100,000 mountains are only more than one person tall, and the thousand-year-old trees are barely mature, you can know how cold the road is when you think about it. ”

"This flamingo is an indispensable thing for the men of the Northern Liaodi."

"Women don't need it?"

"No"

"For what?"

"The best thing about this thing isn't that it keeps the cold at bay."

The old cripple smiled, revealing a mouthful of yellow teeth: "It's aphrodisiac!" ”

Fang Xie smiled wryly, not knowing what Lu Dao said. This old man looks to be at least in his sixties, and he can't imagine that he still has this hobby......

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returned to the red sleeves, and also did not dare to go to the front door. The people surrounding the front are no less than outside the gate of the General's Mansion, and almost all the people in Fangu City have come out, except for the old people and children who can't move around, in Jinyuanfang, the Red Sleeve Building, and the periphery of the General's Mansion Gate.

There was still a long way to go, and the old cripple seemed a little impatient. Jumping out of the carriage with Fang Jie's belt in his hand, Fang Xie only felt a gust of wind coming towards him, and when he opened his eyes, he had already entered the backyard of the Red Sleeves. This backyard is not big, and there is no way to grow flowers and grass, but Aunt Xi specially instructed the snow in the yard not to move, and only sweep out the road. It looks very plain, because the weather is cold, and this snow may not be able to melt in a month.

The old lame man was familiar with the road, and walked all the way forward with Fang Jie. When he passed by the door of a room, he heard a very soft recitation, although the voice was soft but very pleasant, Fang Xie listened with his ears sideways, but he couldn't hear what he was reading. The old lame man smiled and said that this is Miss Xi's boudoir, and you are so sneaky at the door and careful to be beaten by her.

Fang Narrator knows that the girl is as gentle as water, how can she beat someone?

As soon as he finished speaking, a small pebble flew out of the open window, and Fang Xie didn't have time to laugh and say that the pebble was too biased, how could it fly out of the window and hit the person at the door. The pebble hit the pillar of the hallway, and after bouncing off the brain, it was the middle of the brain. I don't know if it's his bad luck, or if this stone shot is so accurate.

hit his forehead, Fang Xie immediately squatted down with a painful sigh. The old lame man smiled and walked forward on his own. Fang Xie didn't dare to stay any longer, and hurriedly caught up with the old lame.

"Miss Xi is a good idea."

Fang Xie rubbed his head and said in annoyance: "Impartial, right in the center of the eyebrows." ”

The old lame man said with a smile: "Since the red sleeves recruited Fan Gucheng, I don't know how many disciples in Lu Dao plan to sneak a look at Miss Xi's appearance. The wall-climber, if the old lame man makes a move, he will naturally beat half to death, but the girl is merciful, and just uses this stone-throwing method to drive away one by one. ”

Fang Xie couldn't help but slapped an extremely loud sycophant: "Sure enough, it's the Bodhisattva heart." ”

As soon as he finished saying this, another stone flew out of the window of the room where the candle wick was resting, this time without ejection, it hit Fang Xie directly at the crook of Fang Jie's calf, Fang Xie sighed, and couldn't help but kneel down on one knee in pain. The old lame man stretched out his hand and pulled him, sighed and said, "I was just going to remind you, but it was still a little slower." If Miss Xi hadn't known you, I'm afraid that this stone wouldn't have hit your legs...... She hates the Buddha Sect of the Great Snow Mountain in the Western Regions the most, what kind of bodhisattva heart do you say she has, isn't this begging for her own beating? ”

Fang Xie rubbed his calves and limped along: "Remember, remember." ”

The old lame man shook his head with a smile, and said as he walked: "There are actually no big rules for the red sleeve move, just remember two things." ”

"What?"

"First, in front of everyone and girl, it's best not to mention Buddhism. Second, Aunt Xi is the boss of the red sleeves, and she says whatever she says, and she can't go against it. But everyone knows that Aunt Lu Daoxi's favorite is Miss Xi, so this second article has to add a sentence...... Except for Miss Xi. ”

"How do I feel like I'm being sold into slavery?"

Fang Xie laughed to himself.

"No, no, no......"

The old lame man explained seriously: "If you sell yourself into slavery, you can't redeem yourself." You're different, no one stopped you after paying off the 10,000 dollars. You just don't want to leave, I'm afraid that everyone will let people beat them with sticks. ”

"Why do I feel so wronged?"

Fang Xie frowned and said, "It's like someone stuffed a silver ticket into my arms, and then became my creditor?" How did this money become a debt, if it was not for me to borrow? ”

He walked in front, and Fang Xie walked behind.

One old and one young, two lame.

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"Since you're already planning to leave, don't delay...... Although we are not in a hurry, since Fang Xie is going to the Martial Arts Academy, he can't miss the time of the exam. Fan Gucheng has not produced a person who is qualified to take the martial arts academy for decades, which is rare. In the past few days, the people below have been packing their things, and they will be able to leave the day after tomorrow at the latest. After all, most of the red-sleeved moves are women, and the matter of guarding cannot be carried by Luo Ye alone...... Fang Jie, since you stay, you have to take some responsibility. ”

Even if Aunt Xi sat quietly on the chair, she also carried a sense of wealth and nobility.

"You don't have to be able to pass the test...... But along the way, I will naturally do my best, and I can do whatever I can. ”

Fang Xie said politely.

"Not necessarily?"

Hearing his words, Aunt Xi's face changed slightly. She put down the teacup in her hand and said in an unhappy tone: "Since you are going to take the exam, how can you be so unconfident?" If you don't even have the confidence to enter the Martial Arts Academy, why bother taking the exam? Born as a man, you naturally have to have the courage to take responsibility. You say this because you are afraid, and you are already timid before you fight, and it makes people angry to watch! ”

"Uh......"

Fang Xie smiled awkwardly: "The lesson of everyone is that I just work hard." ”

"You still don't like to hear it, I still have to say that although the gate of the Yanwu Academy is tightly closed, since Emperor Taizu of the Great Sui Dynasty ordered someone to build this courtyard, there are many people whose background is worse than you have entered the courtyard, and after coming out, they have become a generation of heroes. In the eleventh year of Taizong's martial arts, the Yanwu Academy produced a nine-course homework and all got excellent geniuses, and after graduation, he was directly named the general of Yingyanglang by Emperor Taizong, and the army was stationed in the northwest. Since the day he led the troops, he has fought more than 300 battles, large and small, and has not tasted defeat. This person is also from a poor family, and he is still an orphan, but he has built a family that belongs to him! ”

"You're talking about Li Xiao?"

"That's right, the Longyou Li family is different from other families in the imperial court, because the time for this family to be formed is too short. Fortunately, the Li family later produced a few amazing characters, otherwise they would have been suppressed by other families and wiped out. The father of Li Yuanshan, the general of the Right Xiaowei, made the Li family officially a first-class family. In less than a hundred years, the Li family has such achievements...... In the final analysis, it is because the Great Sui has a martial arts academy. ”

Aunt Xi said seriously: "Without the Martial Arts Academy, Li Xiao is a dry bone frozen to death on the side of the road!" I know you're smart enough to understand what I mean. ”

The old lame man who was sitting on the side drinking frowned slightly, and couldn't help but glance at Aunt Xi. Aunt Xi seemed to feel it, and bowed slightly to the old lame.

After Fang Xie left, the old lame man couldn't help but ask, "You seem to attach great importance to Fang Jie?" ”

"He's not an ordinary man, and it's hard to look down on him...... That's why I'm going to say a few more words, maybe it's been too boring lately...... It's funny to think about not doing this for a long time. ”

"It's not an ordinary person, it's true, a cultivation waste that has no cultivation potential and can't even change the little golden pill, even if it's placed in the waste, it's outstanding."

The old lame man smiled and got up to leave.

Aunt Xi smiled slightly as she looked at the back of the old lame man leaving, and tapped her fingers lightly on her knees. There was a faint smugness between her eyebrows, as if she was proud that she had discovered something that others had not.