Chapter 401: Running and Running
At this moment, where the third floor of the Golden Light Pagoda is located, there are also two small novices.
However, instead of chanting sutras and praying for the Buddha's blessings, they set up a small table in front of the Buddha statue, and each sat around this small table, eating meat and drinking a lot, and they were still playing a game similar to guessing boxing.
"Come, come, run, drink, drink......"
"Ba Bo Er Ben, you ...... It's a trick ......."
"What's the trick here? Happiness is over, toast to happiness. ”
"That's right, a toast to happiness!!"
……
Drunk, one of the dark-skinned little novices immediately took a bowl of wine and drank it.
"Gollum...... Shhh......h
"Smack!"
Ba Boer Ben slammed the huge wine bowl on the table, shouting. "Come, fill it up for Lao Tzu, if I don't drink you to death tonight, I won't be surnamed Baboer."
At this moment, the monkey, who looked like a submissive monkey, cautiously walked up to Ba Bo'erben's side and said weakly. "Two ...... Two senior brothers...... How do you drink wine and eat meat here? ”
"Huh?!"
Ba Bo Er Ben and Ben Bo Er Ba reacted at this time, turned his head to look at the little novice beside him, and asked rhetorically. "Who are you? What are you doing here? ”
"I ...... I was lucky not to be caught by the soldiers, but I read ...... Thinking about tomorrow Master...... They're going to ...... It's going to ......"
Speaking of this, the monkey gently wiped the corner of his eyes with his sleeve and said in a somewhat desolate voice. "So I couldn't sleep in the middle of the night, so I thought about coming up to sweep the tower, which can be regarded as returning some kindness to the master, but I didn't want to run into two senior brothers."
As soon as they heard this, Ba Bo Erben and Ben Bo Erba looked around at the monkey for a while, and watched him grasp the broom nervously with both hands, and the expression of resignation was even less like a lie, and he understood.
Probably...... It's the unlucky monk in this golden light tower, right?
Ba Boer, who was relieved for a while, ran up and down the wine, put his arm around the monkey's shoulder, and cried with a smile on his face. "Oh, so are we, thinking about those bad luck...... Ahem......"
Ba Bo Erben, who almost said that he had leaked his mouth, hurriedly took the wine bowl of Ben Bo Erba, poured a breath and woke up, and then continued. "I was heartbroken when I thought of how unlucky Master they were, so I borrowed wine here to kill my sorrows."
"Alas......"
When the monkey heard this, he also sighed and said in grief. "I don't know who stole the national treasure and caused Master to be beheaded by His Majesty in prison, if I let me know who it is, I won't let him go even if I am a ghost."
"Hahaha......"
Running Ba, whose skin was slightly pale, immediately laughed.
"What are you laughing at?" The monkey asked with tears in the corners of his eyes.
"No, no, I remembered something funny." Ben Bo Ba Ben grinned at Ba Bo Er, and said with a smile that could not be hidden.
"yes, yes, I also remembered some funny things." The drunken Ba Boer ran to realize what the little novice had said, and he couldn't help grinning.
"What funny thing did the two senior brothers remember?" The monkey asked.
"My daughter-in-law is about to give birth." Ben Bo Erba thought of the species he left behind in Bibo Pond and smiled.
"My daughter-in-law is also about to give birth, so I'm happy." Ba Boerben, who also left the seed, continued.
When the monkey heard this, he asked guessingly. "You ...... Is the daughter-in-law the same? ”
"Yes, yes, we two brothers are not separated from each other......"
As he spoke, the smiling Ba Bo Erben and Ben Bo Ba reacted and corrected in unison. "No, no, no, I mean, we sow on the same day, we sow on the same day, so we don't separate each other."
"Oh......"
The monkey winced and glanced at the two little goblins, thinking that they were quite interesting, but on the surface he still asked cautiously. "No, how can the two senior brothers have daughters-in-law, didn't the master teach us to stay away from women?"
"Uh......"
As two little demons born and raised in Bibotan, where do Ben Bo Er Ba and Ba Bo Er Ben know what Buddhist precepts are, and they can't catch the monkey's words at all.
However, Ba Boer ran to the top of the wine, and didn't care what he was talking about, so he grabbed the monkey in a daze and said. "Okay, okay, the master is going to hang up, what are the precepts or not, the happiness is over, come on, come on, let me take you to play something fun."
"Don't, senior brother, the master is down there, if the master finds out, he will kill me." The monkey waved his hand in refusal.
"Below?"
Ba Boer Ben was puzzled at first, but soon understood what the monkey meant, and said. "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, I'm running to protect you, just a ghost, what are you afraid of?"
"Don't say that, my master is very powerful, I guess you are not an opponent, senior brother." The monkey weakly persuaded.
"That'...... That...... Isn't there still my family...... Colt? He has great powers, and even the relics can be suppressed, and even ...... Not to mention the ghost ......."
However, before the big-tongued Ba Bo Er Ben finished speaking, the Ben Bo Er, who was originally a little drunk next to him, heard it, but he came to his senses under a stir, grabbed a leg of mutton on the table and stuffed it into Ba Bo Erben's mouth, completely blocking his later words.
"Hey, this Ba Boer Ben is drunk, don't take it personally, little one." Rush explained with a grin.
The monkey smiled secretly in his heart, but he understood that the two little demons in front of him must have nothing to do with the lost relics, so he made up his mind secretly and said perfunctorily. "I see, I see."
"By the way......" Rushing Ba approached the monkey with a wine bowl casually, but the killing intent rose in his heart and asked. Does this little junior brother need me to help you? ”
"Little Brother ??!"
The monkey suddenly grabbed the hand that was secretly stretched out by Ben Bo'erba, squeezed it violently, and instantly turned back to its original monkey appearance, and sneered disdainfully. "Even a stinky fish like you, you are also qualified to be called my junior brother Sun? Do you also want to be my grandson's master? What a big face! ”
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Rush to the waves, to the waves.
Among them, Ben Bo Ba, who was pinched by the monkey's wrist, instantly felt a sharp pain rushing to his brain, and screamed again and again. "Ah~~~"
Startled by this, Ba Boer, who woke up in an instant, pulled out the leg of mutton stuffed in his mouth, and threw it at the monkey, but also waved his fist at the monkey and yelled.
"Where did the monkey come from, let go of the rushing children!"
However, don't say that it was the leg of mutton, that is, the fist-waving Ba Boer Ben attacked again and again, but could not touch the monkey with extremely flexible movements, but the monkey moved and dodged, dragging the Bo Erba to sweep left and right, sweeping away a lot of dust on the ground.