Cui Ziyu glanced at a few people with disdain and sighed lightly.

"You mortals, gods are afraid, ghosts are also afraid, I don't understand what you are afraid of? Alas, why do I say this? These mortals, how can they understand my sorrows, you will never experience the pain of being a god. He glanced at Bao Xiaohong: "You, a mortal woman, are not worthy of being my friend at all, let alone my girlfriend, my friend, either a god, or an immortal, and the most secondary, a ghost and an immortal." ”

Bao Xiaohong's face was sad after hearing this, and she said to Zuo Fei: "Look at him, he is crazy, has he been cured?"

Zuo Fei felt like an ant crawling on his back, he was worried about the bell in Cui Ziyu's mouth, and he hadn't recovered from the fear just now, when he heard Bao Xiaohong ask, he replied casually: "I think it's okay." ”

"Excuse me, do I need anything to prepare?"

"If it's convenient for you, wait for us outside, and I'll do a psychological evaluation of him. ”

"Then I'll cook. ”

Cui Ziyu was extremely disdainful: "A mortal dares to show off his might in front of this monarch, do you look down on immortals?"

Bao Xiaohong glanced at Zuo Fei helplessly and left quickly.

Zuo Fei pulled a chair and sat opposite Cui Ziyu: "I know, you're not sick." ”

"Why, how do you know that I'm not sick, ordinary people don't think like this. ”

"Do you think I'm like a normal person?"

"It's not a question of being like or not, it's just an ordinary person. ”

Zuo Fei's face was black, he had also practiced supernatural powers, although he had only quenched the practice period of the physical realm, but he would not be penniless, right? He looked at Cui Ziyu and said solemnly: "You take a closer look." ”

"Can I still tell if the flowers come from?"

"I'll tell you the truth, I'm a monk. ”

He lowered his voice, of course, Ollie gave this nervousness, even if he heard it, he didn't understand, but he had to be guarded.

Cui Ziyu was surprised: "Really?"

"Ahem, can't you see the curling fairy aura emanating from my body?"

"I can't see it, I don't have any divine power now, only the spiritual eye is still there, and I can see the Yin people. ”

"Is the bell still on my back?"

"It's gone. ”

Zuo Fei was relieved.

But I heard Cui Ziyu say: "She is sitting on your shoulder, touching your ears with her little hands." ”

Zuo Fei had goosebumps, no wonder his right shoulder was cold, and his ears were cold, this is yin qi invading the body.

"Mr. Cui, you still have to help me talk and ask her to move somewhere. ”

"Hehe, this child is naughty, and she doesn't listen to my words. ”

"I'm a monk, you'd better keep her away, or I'll get angry and release the true fire of samadhi, and she'll be wiped out. ”

"Then you can do whatever it takes, I can't care about it anyway, a little yin spirit, anyway, it's a lonely ghost, even if the soul is scattered, it's not a bad thing. Hades and Laozi have all survived, who else can I count on?"

"Don't push me, I'm going to be a hardcore ghost. ”

"Then hurry up, I'll take the opportunity to learn a few tricks. ”

Zuo Fei glanced at Ollie: "Go to the artifact." ”

"Wo kick?"

"Glutinous rice!"

He came prepared.

"Fat brother, how to get on?"

"Phineas!"

"Brother Gray, how do you get on?"

"Phineas!"

"Brother Hei, how do you get on?"

Zuo Fei looked like he hated iron and steel, and he didn't have any hope for his pronunciation, so he gave up completely, and waved his hand: "Follow my shoulder, fight!"

Ollie nodded heavily: "Understood!"

He picked up the pouch containing glutinous rice and slammed it on Zuo Fei's shoulder......

Zuo Fei fell down from the chair and said angrily: "Ollie, are you a fool? ”

"If you don't say it, how do I know. ”

He shrank his neck, grabbed out the glutinous rice, and hit Zuo Fei with his head and face.

Zuo Fei's shoulder hissed, and a wisp of white smoke came out, only to see a lot of glutinous rice on the ground, which was pasted on the spot.

"Now, I should run away. ”

Zuo Fei slapped the glutinous rice off his clothes and sat back on the chair.

Cui Ziyu shook his head: "It's over, you've angered her, do you feel a chill in the back of your head now?"

"Damn, really!"

Zuo Fei looked at Cui Ziyu: "Cui Fujun, if you don't want to be treated as mentally ill, hurry up and get rid of this little yin spirit." ”

"How do you speak, is this an attitude towards the gods?"

"Do you really think you're an immortal?"

"The real deal!"

"Say you're fat, you're still panting, tell you, the cat is more male than the tiger, and the hairy phoenix is not as good as the chicken!"

"Can you speak, you dare to say I'm a chicken?"

"Hehe, you quickly exorcise ghosts. ”

"What about me?"

"Have you ever heard of the Iron Plate Law?"

"What's that?"

"But all mentally ill people, once they are put in an insane asylum, they are generally roasted on an iron plate......"

Zuo Fei said that it was amazing, as if it was true, what newcomer put three fires on the board, the skin and flesh were open and there was nowhere to hide, he was covered with iron King Kong gall, and his face changed steadily after a stick of incense, don't be crazy if you are a fairy, I am the strongest in my territory.

Cui Ziyu swallowed his saliva: "This iron plate law is too ferocious, not inferior to the fire tree sword punishment in the eighteenth layer of hell." ”

Zuo Fei said with a smile: "If you sprinkle sesame oil on the iron plate and roll it twice, it will be golden and crispy." ”

Cui Ziyu was so frightened that his face turned blue and white for a while, and muttered, "You mortals are still ruthless." ”

"And what do you mean?"

"I'll drive now. ”

Cui Ziyu jumped up from the bed, chanted a spell and pointed to Zuo Fei: "Ling'er, you dare to linger and entangle this kind-hearted man who loves flowers and flowers and fairies and is in a daze when he sees it, it is really a great crime, the crime deserves death, and the crime cannot be punished, but, I think you are young and ignorant, and you will not be able to do more, and let you live, heh, the king of Jiuyou Mansion is as anxious as the law, edict!" he pointed out the window, and then exhaled: " Well, this poor eight-year-old little yin spirit has been sent by me to the other side of the earth, let her scourge the foreigners. ”

Zuo Fei will be suspicious: "This is true?"

"How dare you lie, you are a monk, and you are playing tricks in front of you, isn't that asking for your own death? ”

"Well, you kid, very promising. ”

"Oh, if you really go to the madhouse, you want to go to the iron plate, please be merciful, just use a simmer, the heat, it must not be high, it is about the same as an electric blanket. ”

"You're asking for a lot. ”

"Don't dare, don't dare, isn't this still dependent on your power?"

Zuo Fei was very satisfied with his transformation, to deal with this special 'patient', he had to turn the radish and stick together, and he said seriously: "Actually, an immortal like you, I have not contacted 10,000, but also 8,000, and your top boss is still in our Shambala madhouse." ”

"My boss, is that the King of Jizo or the King of Yama?"

"Go, you will naturally know, okay, now, you have to do what I say, if you don't want to spend the rest of your life with this Bao Xiaohong, you have to listen to me. ”

"This dead woman is almost annoying me, if she wasn't willing to do laundry, cook and serve me, I would have flashed a long time ago, but I am not familiar with life, and I have no magic power, so I have not taken action for a long time. By the way, you can take care of the food and shelter there, right?"

"Tube!"

"Okay, then I'll listen to you. ”

Zuo Fei looked unfathomable, and said in Li Er's tone: "Well, you come here with your ears, and I will pass on your secret skills." ”