Chapter 825: The Demon King Maiden and the Leg Hair Druid and the Spices
"You guy, what kind of person dare to rob Ben-sama's food." β
Azmodan stared at the human in front of him. Dao, I originally wanted to talk about this demon king, but I suddenly thought of covering up my identity and momentum, otherwise the emperor crocodile would be scared away, so I was in my heart, and subconsciously changed my words, and then secretly said that I was worthy of being the most alert of the four demon kings.
Actually, the emperor crocodile has already arrived. She had no worries now, and as for why she was still driven by the old directives that were outdated, it was because she was stupid.
It's like an old-fashioned computer that gets stuck in the process of completing old instructions and updating new ones.
In addition, Azmodan felt that this seemingly ordinary old man did not seem to be so simple, even if he did not reach the strength to compete with himself, but if he fought, it would take a lot of effort, and he might not be able to keep the other party, she touched her slender flat and smooth lower abdomen, which was gurgling and mournful, so she decided to convince people with reason. Be a reasonable, principled, evil, powerful and murderous horror demon king.
"Nonsense, it's obvious that I'm here, you may not know that I'm staring at this emperor crocodile. It's been more than a month. β
The old man Gallen raised his eyebrows, and his body suddenly exuded an awe-inspiring righteousness that was not inferior to that of a paladin, and it seemed that there was really something like that.
"You guy, you're clearly lying!!"
Azmodan shouted angrily. Why does everyone think of themselves as stupid?
"Why one. It was many months ago, and I didn't do it. What about now? β
"You don't know this, I'm studying the ecological habits of Emperor Shuang to make it easier to find them next time."
Old man Gallen stroked his beard, squinted his eyes, and made an expert look.
"Original...... I see. β
Azmodan was stunned, and suddenly felt that he was not very qualified as a gourmet.
This guy is a fool."
The old man immediately made a judgment in his heart.
"Hmph, if that's the case, then there's no way, although I don't want to fight now."
Azmodean's categorical declaration of war rang out with the fasting thunder in her belly: "In hell, the law of the jungle is the right thing, and there is no such thing as a first-come, first-served problem."
"Wait, little girl. If I give you this imperial crocodile, what are you going to do? β
"What?"
Just as he wanted to strike a fighting stance, Azmodan tilted his head and looked at him in confusion.
"I mean, what do you want to do with this delicious crocodile."
The old man who noticed that the other party had been thundering on an empty stomach. The eyes narrowed into a straight line, and that confident and wise smile seemed to say that I had seen the end.
"Roast." Azmodan said rightfully.
"Stupid !!!!!!!"
A roar like a shock wave suddenly came out of the old man's mouth, and the surrounding flowers, trees, and mud were all shocked by his loud voice. Paradox, I thought you were a fellow traveler, but I didn't expect it. You're just a pseudo-chef!! β
The old man looked down at Azmodan below, as if he were standing at the top of the pyramid.
"I even took the delicious imperial crocodile and grilled it directly on the fire. This should be a waste of something to do, it's like using leg hair as a brush, it's terrible." It's horrible. β
He held his head in his hands, revealing a deep sense of fear, and couldn't believe that there would be such a guy in this world.
"Me
Azmodan tilted his head, limited brain transfer I couldn't handle the situation in time for a while. Just think, say terrible things. The analogy used by this old man seems to be a little more terrifying.
After a pause, she lowered her head, looking at her smooth and delicate calves in confusion.
"I don't have leg hair."
The Fool Demon King said.
"Shut up, guys with no leg hair aren't human." Old man Gallon roared as Godzilla looked up to the sky.
Originally, it turns out that people who don't have leg hair are not humans, which means that humans all have leg hair. If you see a guy without leg hair in the future, you can tell if the other party is not a human Luo?
Azmodan, who consciously learned very useful knowledge, secretly rejoiced, and sure enough, concealed his identity like this. By blending in with these bugs, you can easily get useful information. She could already imagine how stunned she would be when she reported this important story to Sister SΓΉ Bellier and Sister Andariel.
That's right, the devil is in the details, and even if Sister Beryl was smarter than me, she definitely didn't expect to do this!!
With a heavy fist in her heart, she thought proudly.
Seeing that the other party was deep in thought, the old man suddenly took a step back in shock, and then suddenly burst into tears.
How many years, how many years, finally there is a person who can accept his theory, even if the other party is just pondering and has not yet accepted it, but he can do this step, instead of immediately looking at it with contempt, Azmodan is already the first person.
Think about the guys from before, right. Especially the only unfilial student he has ever taught, he actually looks at himself with pity, and whenever he thinks of this, Gallon has a stomach ache and egg pain.
Or left. Six; If the old fox loses the bet, I won't teach the students who don't respect the teacher and the four bamboo materials. Even if he taught a pig, it would take long enough for him to learn how to transform into a dragon. And that stupid guy was triumphant with the primary skills of strengthening the body......
As the saying goes, there is a contrast to know the good and the bad, and in an instant, in Gallen's eyes, the girl in front of him rose straight from the bottom of the pyramid just now, and has completely stepped on his unfilial student.
Nodding with satisfaction, Gallon's gaze fell, and he glanced at the girl's slender and smooth calves, and couldn't help but say comfort.
"Don't worry, it's not yet, but you'll grow it one day."
"Huh?"
Azmodan was stunned, what does it mean that he will grow out one day? I'm not human, why do you want to do that?
"Very good, you're qualified, now, let me gallon, teach you what it means to be a gourmet."
Without waiting for the dazed Azmodan to react, the old man continued, and then suddenly burst into tears. Gnash one's teeth.
"This is the unwilling roar of an old man who has eaten noodle soup without any seasoning for a month, do you know what that is? A pinch of salt, a pinch of sugar, no. I don't even have much noodles as a staple food, and I'm already grateful for the occasional caterpillar, and I can eat a few broken diamonds from time to time."
As if thinking of something unbearable, Gallen knelt on the ground with tears in his eyes, and he suddenly realized that the most painful memories of all these years seemed to be related to that son and his ghost saint wife.
This hateful demon couple!!
Betting with Akara was the biggest mistake of my life. Tracing back to the source, Gal sighed indignantly.
"So, after all these years, in addition to continuous research, I spent the rest of my time learning to cook, and finally
Gallons with big ups and downs. The body that fell to the ground slowly rose like a giant, holding a pinch of powder that emitted a wonderful fragrance in one hand. Loudly declared.
"Eventually, I was able to research hundreds of spice pairings."
"Oh oh oh oh oh"
The stupid demon king Azmodan didn't understand much of the previous sentence, but in the last sentence, she seemed to have a sense of enlightenment, could this be the radio wave induction between gourmets?
This moment, in Azmodean's eyes. The old human man in front of him seemed to be bathed in the supreme golden light, his body slowly floated up, growing taller, stretching out countless hands from behind him like a thousand-armed Guanyin, each palm held a pinch of glittering spices, that tall figure, the wonderful fragrance that filled the air, it was just like "
Spice Emperor!!!!!
Above, an old druid man driven crazy by some ghost's clear soup noodles, and a stupid demon king's radio waves.
"Got it? You've ruined the crocodile's meat. β
Returning to reality, the old man carefully put away the spices. Then he touched his beard, unfathomable, unfathomable with the gaze of his predecessors. Azmodan gave him a cold look.
"I was wrong."
At this moment, Azmodan deeply understood that as a demon king, he still had a lot of deficiencies in other aspects.
"Kids. Want to learn spices from me? β
In an instant, Gallen became a hard-working gardener who was kind and kind to Tun Dun to teach. "Teacher!!"
The stupid demon king who doesn't know the world has embarked on a road of no return.
"Good, so the first thing we're going to do now. It is to put away the corpse of this emperor crocodile first. If you leave it for too long, the meat will deteriorate. β
The old man couldn't hide his eyebrows and smiled, looking at Azmodan who was putting away the emperor crocodile, and there was a word written on each of his left and right eyes. Together, it's an errand!
As the Demon King, Azmodan naturally has a storage space for the inventory that is better than the adventurer, and it only takes two or three seconds to break into three, and the Emperor Crocodile, who has been breathing for an unknown amount of time, has been cleaned up by it, leaving only the red-dyed swamp, which still proves that this abduction "cough cough." It is the saving zΓ i of killing.
"Follow me now."
Seeing that it was cleaned up, the old man Garen waved his hand and took the lead in turning around and burrowing into the dense forest.
"Speaking of which, I don't know your name?"
While hurrying away, the old man Gallen remembered an important thing, and he didn't even know the name of the new student.
"My name is "that." "Beanshah. That's right, it's Beansha. β
"Well, then I'll call you Anza."
The old man could naturally see that the other party was lying, but he didn't mind, the name was just for the convenience of the title.
"Speaking of which, you still have one. Brother. Half of my students are probably half of me. β
Recalling the evil deeds of the unfilial student, the old man smacked his mouth and snorted twice.
"It's just one. It's just a fool, if you see him in the future, don't be polite, and despise each other to your heart's content.
"Senior brother, stupid? Isn't he smarter than me hahaha, isn't he as smart as me? β
Azmodan no. The demon king girl who has changed her name to Beansha originally wanted to say that that senior brother was stupider than me, but after thinking about it. Isn't that tantamount to admitting that you're stupid? So he hurriedly changed his words.
"Of course, that guy is definitely stupid, and he is obviously stupid but he always looks very arrogant."
Gallen pursed his lips, feeling a little bitter in his heart.
Unfortunately, it seems that both of my students are stupid
Hearing Gallen say this, Beansha couldn't help but look at his own egg
"Okay, it's here!"
The two of them hid high in the dense forest, looking at a forest city dozens of kilometers away.
"It's the stronghold of the elves, and our mission now is to sneak in and get some spices. Deal with this emperor crocodile first. β
After saying this, the light-mouthed teacher and the greedy student swallowed a mouthful of saliva in unison.
"Keke teacher, why did you come here to get spices? Didn't you say that it had already been studied? β
The confused Demon King student asked.
"Shut up, what do you know?"
Gallon snorted, his gaze wise and profound, as if from the mouth of an old man who had seen through the nature of life and the law.
"The shortcut to research is to stand on the shoulders of giants."
Actually, teacher, you just want to steal some spices and use them."
God is fair, let you lose one thing, and give another compensation, so the stupid person's sixth sense is usually very keen, and this thought that flashed in the heart of the demon girl named Beansha is very close to the essence.
"I heard that the spices on the dwarf side are also unique."
Suddenly unaware that the student next to him had almost seen through his true face just now, Gallon said as he clicked in his mouth.
"Keep up."
With a wave of his hand, he took the lead and rushed out.
"Don't underestimate this city, not to mention those patrolling elf soldiers, just the city protection magic array is a big trouble, but I have been squatting here for several months, and it was not until yesterday that I researched a little way to find a way to enter the city." Turning left and right, nimbly avoiding the sight of the elven patrol, Gallen triumphantly boasted to his students.
"Yes...... Is it? β
Beansha didn't know much about the basics and theories of magic. In her opinion, no matter what kind of magic array it is, it can be destroyed with more powerful force.
It's just that she always feels that what the teacher just said seems to be a bit of a problem, and she only researched a little door yesterday?
Suddenly, I had a contradictory feeling that I had forgotten something important and premise.
Led by the gallons. In less than a moment, the two ghostly figures circled to an inconspicuous place outside the city wall, and a few steps forward, Gallen reached out and pressed against the wall, and said something in his mouth. After a while, a pale yellow magic array was raised, and after a moment, the light dissipated, and Gallon reached out and pushed. The walls of the city suddenly collapsed, revealing holes for a man to burrow.
"It's a must. Now is the most important place, don't look down on the elven old man who guards the spices. But he is a high-end master in the field, and if he wants to get spices from him, he can't be cautious. β
After entering the city, the old man Gallen continued to chatter
So, just like that, an old human man who suffers from a phobia of clear soup noodles and vows to become a body of spices, and one. In order to get rid of her Zero Demon King, a stupid demon king girl who is determined to go out and kill people, this wonderful master-apprentice combination has embarked on a vigorous journey of food and spices.
"Yawn"
A sneeze came from the depths of the ice cave, and Belier rubbed his itchy nose and muttered.
"This sense of miscalculation" Could it be that Xiao A's stupid guy is making stupid again? β
When I opened my eyes, I squinted uncomfortably at the glare of light that I hadn't seen for a long time, and I put my arms across my eyes for a while before I got used to it and sat up from the bed. Start looking around.
I remember that I was chatting with Avrina Zhenghuan, and I was about to completely break the arrogant sword. Becoming a house sword with a funny artist as the way forward and a successful performance of a solo spitting show, I didn't expect the sky to turn in a daze. It was pulled back again.
It seems that the broken sword said that after he comprehends the power of the world, he will be able to enter and exit that world freely, because that world seems to be related to the nature of the power of the world, and I don't know very well.
Hmph, when the time comes, the first house sword in the dark world will be born under his own influence.
With a click, the door opened, and Carlos, Seattleck, and Sister Sharna walked in.
"Hahahaha, when we hear movement in the room, we know that Senior Brother Wu, you have woken up."
Seattle's loud voice waved in the small room. Immediately made Shang's dizzy head rise.
"By the way, what happened to you after you left, why am I here?"
Shaking my aching head, I looked up at the three of them and asked.
"We want to ask you." Carlos shook his head with a wry smile.
"Where the hell have you gone, we are all back in the Lost City, only you are gone, it scared us a lot at that time."
"I" I relied on Uncle Farrah's to give me this. β
My head was blurry for a while, and I remembered the culprit of this incident, and I couldn't help but take out those return scrolls and throw them to the bottom.
"Actually, we also anticipated the possibility of this"
A voice came from outside the door, and then, the head of the Mage Guild, Taba, walked in with a smile on his face.
In other words, the chapter name is very complicated.