Chapter Ninety-Nine: Hagrid, You're a Beast!

In the first lesson, Professor Moody showed everyone the unforgivable curse in all aspects.

In 1717, the Three Great Curses were designated unforgivable by the Ministry of Magic, and have been around for more than 200 years.

They are a taboo-like existence in the hearts of all wizards, like some black and slimy whirlpool, attracting everyone to explore and go deeper.

Mysterious and frightening.

As a result, quite a few students were excited and stared at Professor Moody's obsessively. It seems that I am looking at a young beauty, and I can't wait to receive his special training at night.

At least William's roommates, Bralid and Marcos, have this complicated expression.

When I think about time loops, the two once slept in the same bed for years...... The special training is definitely fake, and the possibility of fencing is a little higher.

Professor Moody is of course very knowledgeable, but there is one thing that cannot be denied: what he teaches belongs to the training of Aurors, and it is completely beyond the scope for young wizards.

At least. The LS exam is not required, only the Death Eater Entrance Exam and the Azkaban Jail Guide are required.

This is equivalent to the college entrance examination next year, and the teacher said a lot to you, and the core idea is only one thing:

You're all just doing the problem, it's not going to work, it's useless.

Then, I'm going to take you to learn about the space computer. In the end, the money was earned, and the head was bald, but it had nothing to do with exams and certificates.

Few students have realized this, and everyone is addicted to the unforgivable curse.

It seems that as long as you learn how to deal with it, you can punch Voldemort and kick Tom tomorrow.

From a certain point of view, this class of fifth-graders will definitely be miserable by Moody. Or rather, I was cheated by the principal.

Just as unreliable as Moody was Hagrid, and at lunchtime, William listened to Hermione complain.

"Those snails are small now, but once Hagrid figures out what they like to eat, they'll suddenly become six feet long."

Hermione looked at William with expectant eyes, and she lowered her voice and said:

"The wisest thing to do is to strangle the snails in the cradle before they attack us.

You don't want to see another group of eight-eyed spiders, do you? ”

William took a bite of the lamb chop. Is the eight-eyed giant spider bad?

Not to mention the treasure, the meat is delicious, and it is also an important source of income for William.

Of course, he didn't say this, he muttered for a moment and said, "What do you mean...... Let me sneak in the middle of the night to kill those fried tail snails? ”

"Can't you? I can go with you! ”

A determined look flashed in Hermione's eyes, as if she wanted to nip the danger in the bud.

Her foresight was not wrong, the eight-eyed giant spider was also small back then, but after fifty years of development, it has become what scale.

"We both stayed at the Room of Requirement until twelve o'clock, and then snuck out." Hermione suggested. "It won't be discovered."

"But...... Are fried snails that ugly? You used to think Lu Wei was good-looking. William hesitated.

He really didn't want to kill Hagrid's cutie unless he had to. Of course, the fire dragon Noble is an exception.

"Ugly...... Uglier than the little black robe. Hermione picked up William's cup and took a sip of black tea, suppressing her shock.

"And it's dangerous, and it's disgusting...... You've never seen them before, and when you do, you'll want to die! ”

“……”

"This can't be done, if Hagrid can breed the first batch, he can breed the second batch." William shook his head.

"If you want to stop Hagrid, you have to kill the human-headed sphinx and fire crab first. Fried tail snails are made by hybridizing them. ”

"The human-headed sphinage is so dangerous, it must have been hidden in the Forbidden Forest by Hagrid."

He leaned into William's ear and said, "Fire Kiss must know where it is, let's go ask her." ”

"......" Has Hermione already thought about this?

In fact, having known Hermione for so many years, William discovered one thing: she was always right.

During Friday's Magical Beasts Conservation class, when William saw the whelch for the first time, he immediately felt physically and psychologically uncomfortable, as Hermione said.

Qiu Qian was still talking to him about the deliciousness of boiled conch, but he also covered his mouth and shouted: "It's disgusting! ”

Elois screamed and jumped back a few steps, immediately moving away from the snails.

Those fried tail snails have a unique appearance, like a deformed, shelled lobster, white gray and slimy, and the appearance is very scary.

Many feet stick out horizontally, and they can't see where their heads are.

The snails were all placed in boxes, each containing about a hundred, about eight inches long, and crawling around on top of each other.

They hit the walls of the box in a daze, and they emitted a very strong smell of stinky fish and rotten shrimp.

William restrained himself from taking his wands and burning them all with a fire.

That's what Hagrid said...... It's cute, can you masturbate?

William has really lowered the bar, according to the appearance of Lu Wei and the eight-eyed giant spider, to outline and imagine the fried tail snail.

But these ugly things in front of you ...... It's all about pushing the limits of wizards' physiology.

No wonder, when William mentioned Madame Maxim, Hagrid looked down on him and didn't want to get to know him.

Hagrid's aesthetic is different from that of normal people, and he does not appreciate a beauty like Maxim.

"It's been a few days since they hatched, look at these cuties, how many they have grown." Hagrid's face was full of pride.

"You can raise them yourself! Enjoy that parental joy. ”

Everyone had disgusted expressions, especially the girls.

In order to lose weight for Bobo tea, William often gave it snacks. It ran to the schoolgirls and sold cuteness.

The girls all knew William's cat, so they held Bobocha's head and said it was his mother, and William was his father.

But Bobo tea is obviously not the same as fried tail snails. They all glared at Hagrid, and they almost rushed up and beat him.

Who has such an ugly child!

Sure enough, this cloud breeding also depends on the appearance of pets.

"We're just going to feed them today, and you're going to try to feed them a couple of different things." Hagrid said.

"The third graders have figured out that they don't like ant eggs and frog liver...... This time we'll change the taste......"

But the students rushed to get the ant eggs and frog livers, as if they were ready to starve to death.

William searched for a long time, but could not find where the mouth of the fried tail snail was.

In the end, it was found that they ate and excreted, in the same place.

In the wooden box, there is hardly any feces for fried tail snails.

As long as a fried tail snail "spits out" the poop, a group of fried tail snails rush up and frantically grab the poop to eat.

And screaming, fighting with each other, as if grabbing something delicious.

Yaya watched anxiously from the sidelines, and roared lowly, as if to taste the saltiness too.

William suddenly remembered the capybara.

Capybara feces are particularly delicious and nutritious, and many animals like to eat them.

Moreover, capybara feces are very protein-rich, with about 15 percent of crude protein.

Slightly lower than beef.

And when the food enters the stomach and is slightly fermented, it will become more delicious.

So, some jaguars, who don't eat capybaras, just wait to eat its feces.

After all, there is a difference between a satiety meal and a satiety meal.

Unexpectedly, the feces of fried tail snails can also be eaten.

It looks like it's eating, but it's actually cooking.

Not only can it be used for cooking, but it also has a variety of offensive methods.

Every now and then, the tail shoots out some sparks, and then with a soft snap, the snail moves forward a few inches.

William seemed to see the birth of a perpetual motion machine.

The tail of the snail will explode and the body will move forward. When you are hungry, give it something to eat, anyway, eat and vomit, vomit and eat.

But it was also very dangerous, and after ten minutes, McLagan suddenly screamed.

"Its tail exploded, it hurt me!"

McLagan huffed, showing Hagrid the burned piece of his hand.

"If you go and grab its feces, of course you will be attacked!" Hagrid exclaimed. "Don't eat that! Not a chocolate frog! ”

McLagan's face flushed. "I didn't eat it, I just wanted to pick it up and take a look!"

But no one believed him.

William, who was carrying Hermione to explain the task, approached Hagrid and asked in a low voice.

"Hagrid, where did you place the human-headed sphinx manticore?"

"Rest in a cave in the Forbidden Forest." Hagrid stroked his messy beard and said with a smile:

"Ellie was so tired during this time that I used sixty fire crabs to get her pregnant...... One mother has seven children...... It's so hard. ”

“……”

Sixty live crabs, a human-headed sphinx magonifer?

Hagrid, you're such a beast!

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