010. That's it? (New book for recommendation votes)
"Spread the message that the Tibetan envoys visited the ——!"
"Spread the message that the Tibetan envoys visited the ——!"
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The voices of the eunuchs came out one after another, and it didn't take long to see a man wearing a leather jacket, obviously different from the Central Plains people in terms of appearance and clothing, being brought up.
The man was followed by the man, holding a boxy box in his hand and a proud look on his face. Obviously, this box is what the Shangguan lady said, the gift box with the heavenly lock.
The Tibetan envoy walked to the front of the hall, bowed, and then said with a smile:
"I don't know my lords, who will open this heavenly machine lock today?"
Yesterday, the Tibetan envoys maintained a peaceful atmosphere on the surface, but as soon as they went to court today, their tone was much more arrogant than yesterday, and the ministers also looked at them angrily.
A thin minister walked out, raised his eyebrows and said to the Tibetan envoy:
"I'll come."
The minister walked up to the little box in three steps and two steps, took it in his hand, and then did the same as yesterday's ministers.
He twisted left and right, turning the box up and down, and couldn't find any place to open it. The lid of the box was clearly in front of me, but I couldn't open it.
He tried for several minutes, and when he got to the back, he began to use brute force, and his face was the color of pig's liver, and he didn't open it. The other minister on the side couldn't take it anymore and stood up and took the box.
But just like the previous man, several ministers tried in a row, and the results were still the same.
Even a powerful minister, holding the box and dragging it left and right, failed to open the box.
Obviously, when designing this heavenly machine lock, the possibility of others using brute force to open it had already been considered, and I am afraid that it can really only be cut with a sword.
With a triumphant expression, the Tibetan envoy stood in place and said:
"Ladies and gentlemen, if you can't open it, then I can only bring this back to Tubo, and let my king open the lock of this heavenly machine, or change it to an easier and simpler one, and then send it to ......."
"Bring it up and show me."
Before the Tibetan envoy finished speaking, he was interrupted by a beautiful voice like a yellow bird in the Xuanzheng Palace.
The ministers raised their heads one after another and looked at the Son of Heaven with some surprise. The Tibetan envoy also raised his head and looked at the Empress of the Great Zhou on the steps.
Wu Qiong frowned.
It's not easy for me to be an emperor?
He raised his voice a little more and said:
"I said, bring it up and show it to me."
One of His Highness's imperial eunuchs hurriedly stepped forward, took the box, and walked all the way up the steps.
The female official of Shangguan greeted her, took the box, and presented it to Wu Qiong with both hands.
Wu Qiong had just watched for a long time, watching those ministers exhaust their methods one by one, but they couldn't open the box.
He knew in his heart that this heavenly machine lock was not the Luban lock?
I was three years old and played with the leftovers!
That shows that this Luban lock is not opened from this lid casually, and there must be other operations before opening the cover.
Although Wu Qiong is not an expert in Luban locks, this box is so big that it can't be folded.
There are really limited operations that can be had, and the first operation that Wu Qiong thinks of is to shake it.
Wu Qiong quickly picked up the box with one hand and shook it.
Sure enough, as soon as he shook it like this, the faces of the Tibetan envoys standing below were a little wrong.
Wu Qiong smiled and shook again.
Hearing the sound of something shaking in the box, Wu Qiong grabbed the box with both hands and shook it vigorously.
Closely following the direction of Wu Qiong's grip on the lid, he tried to exert himself in several directions.
When Wu Qiong leaned hard, she felt the original resistance suddenly disappear.
The box was easily opened by Wu Qiong.
When he saw the Son of Heaven open the box, the ministers below were already discussing.
"It's open, it's open!"
"It's worthy of the Son of Heaven, this little gadget really can't be difficult for the Son of Heaven."
"But Er'er."
Wu Qiong put the open box and the separate lid on the desk, looked at the box and the things on the lid, and smiled.
The design of this box is really not ingenious, that is, a round pit is dug in the corner, the round pit on the box is slightly larger, and the round pit on the lid is slightly smaller.
In the round pit, a small magnet is embedded, and a metal bead is just inlaid on the round pit on the lid.
Previously, the beads were sucked on the lid of the smaller round pit, and the beads protruded halfway, which was just stuck with the round pit on the box, so it could not be moved.
But if you shake it vigorously, shake the beads that are attached to the lid into the hole in the box with magnets.
At this time, there is no obstruction of the metal beads, as long as you pull it in the diagonal direction, the lid will be pulled down naturally.
And the mortise and tenon structure of the box and the lid itself also makes it impossible for you to pull the lid directly upwards, only horizontally.
So if you don't solve this metal bead, you will naturally not be able to open this box. He raised his head, looked at the Tibetan envoy, and asked:
"That's it? You Tibetans, do you call this the Heavenly Machine Lock? Do you all use this kind of lock in Tibet? Then you Tubo people, aren't your bottoms all stolen? ”
After Wu Qiong finished jokingly, in the Xuanzheng Palace, the hall burst into laughter, and the Tibetan envoy was flushed.
He never expected that this Great Zhou Tianzi would actually break this heavenly lock all at once!
You must know that in their Tibet, there is no one who can break this heavenly lock!
Yesterday and today, the ministers of the Great Zhou Dynasty also had no way to take the heavenly lock.
How did this Great Zhou Tianzi know?
In this box is a gift prepared by Tubo Zampu, which is actually a white crystal clear bead.
Wu Qiong picked up the beads and looked at them, and put them back with an interested look, not acting, he was really disappointed.
This bead is the pearl of the night.
You ask me if the Night Pearl is worth anything?
Cultural relics are valuable, and the others are fried.
Just like fried shoes, is it worth its own money? Is it rare?
If you calm down a little, you know what's going on.
Wu Qiong did not hide her extremely disappointed expression on her face, and then said to the Tibetan envoy:
"In fact, this thing is not called Tianji Lock, but Luban Lock, which is something invented by my Huaxia Luban. This gift is also so simple that I can't look at it directly, my Great Zhou is the kingdom of the Heavenly Empire! I ascended the throne as the emperor, and you Tubo will give me such a gift? The key is that Tubo Zampu still regards this bead as a treasure? It really makes me feel shabby. ”
After Wu Qiong finished speaking, she shook her head and made a "tsk" sound. The Tibetan envoy's face became more and more red, and he raised his hand and stood up:
"Ah, this ......"
He was in a very chaotic mood at this time, and this gift was indeed not rare for the rich Great Zhou.
I thought that this Luban lock would not be able to be opened for a while and a half. When you think of Da Zhou Tianzi, you can open it directly in person!
What the Tibetan envoys said before, "our king carefully selected", "also made a special heavenly machine lock", "in order to show solemnity, personally presented" and so on.
Now it was all a loud slap in the face, and it was back to his face. Even the Tubo Zampu who was far away in Tibet was slapped a few times, and it was still the kind that was pumped back and forth.
"Hey, although I know that Tubo is a bitter cold land in Xidi, but your family Zampu is also a king, a king who doesn't birds, and he is also a king, but I didn't expect to be so poor and take a broken bead as a treasure. I accepted this bead, I really couldn't bear it, I didn't accept it, and I didn't give your family Zampu face. ”
Wu Qiong said this, the Shangguan female officials on the side, and the other palace maids and eunuchs, couldn't hold back their laughter.
The acting skills of the ministers below are much more professional than them, except for a few younger ones, whose mouths are the same as gourds.
Most of the ministers were very cooperative with Wu Qiong, with a distressed and sad expression.
There were even people wiping tears and muttering to themselves:
"This is also ...... It's too poor. ”
"Poor."
"Hey."
If there is a brick crack in the ground, the Tibetan envoys want to get in......
Listening to Wu Qiong's clapping hands, she made a decision and said:
"I thought about it, so let's do it, I accepted this bead, and I will give you a gift back to your family, my conscience, isn't it safe!
By the way, in order to show solemnity, I, I will also make a Luban lock for your Zampu, and remember to let your Zampu slowly unlock it when you go back. ”
When Wu Qiong said this, she already had a bad smile.
Let me show you what a real Luban lock is.
………………
Modern, Shanglu City.
Wu Zhi sat on the Simmons mattress.
Looking at the bulge that rises between his crotch.
She trembled and stretched out her hand, pressed it on the drum and pressed it down.
Feel...... It's true......
Wu Zhi touched her face, her skin was rough, and her beard stubble was a little prickly, and she touched her head again.
The hair is short.
Looking again, the room with the curtains drawn, and outside the window, there was the sound of a car honking.
"I ...... I'm a man again......"