13. Fate wants you to grow up
Hanzawa's plan made Shinnosuke Nohara eat in public again, which was hilarious.
However, Nohara, as an old fritter who has been in the entertainment circle for 20 years, is not something that a newcomer like Hanzawa can knock down casually.
He stiffened his neck and thought about it, and said to Banze in a rough voice: "Dubbing is dubbing." I also think I'm really good for voice girls. ”
While speaking, this thick eyebrows opened the cheeky mode without discipline, pinched his throat and cocked his orchid finger to Banze and coquettish: "Uncle Hanze, don't you look like a little girl." ”
The latter's voice was sharp and harsh, which made Hanze and the others suddenly burst and goosebumps fell to the ground after hearing this.
Seeing that Shinnosuke Nohara still wanted to approach him, he hurriedly waved his hand to the latter and begged for mercy: "Forget it, I'm going to vomit out the overnight meal." So be it. I'll voice the little girl. Sakurajima-san, can you repeat your little girl's voice a little longer? I want to try to imitate it. ”
“! Wow! ”
None of the people expected that Banze would give such a reply.
Hanzawa took the initiative to ask for the dubbing of a little girl? Also let Mai Sakurajima demonstrate?
What kind of unfolding is this?!
"You want to voice a little girl? Are you sure you can?! ”
Mai Sakurajima looked at Hanzawa uncertainly and asked.
As a child star, she has been exposed to a lot of acting training.
It is clear how difficult it is for the average person to change their voice, let alone imitate the voice of a girl.
The Lori voice she has now has been adjusted many times before she holds it, and she wants to practice this as a personal skill on the show to let the public remember herself. Listening to the meaning of Banze's words, the other party seems to have the ability to imitate what he has learned and sold.
Banze smiled and nodded: "There is a good teacher who taught me some ventriloquism, plus I have some talent." The way you just said made me feel like I could imitate it. Just let me try, I really don't want to listen to him voice the little girl. Saying this, Ban Ze turned his head sideways and skimmed the "old and new" with disgusted eyes, "Please, don't use the voice just now." You're not ashamed, I'm ashamed. ”
"Have a teacher taught you ventriloquism?! Why didn't you tell me. ”
Shinnosuke Nohara was once again startled by Hanzawa's answer.
He asked himself that he had a close relationship with his godson, but he had never heard that the other party had a ventriloquist teacher.
Not only that, but the painting technique is also inexplicable.
Can you draw so well in half a year?
Is his worldview mistaken or is his godson really a great genius who suddenly opened his mind.
"You didn't ask." Hanzawa turned his head and said to Mai Sakurajima: "Can you repeat it?" I need to mimic your voice. ”
"Okay...... I'll tweak it. Mai Sakurajima nodded, paused for three seconds and said in a crispy voice that would make all men unable to refuse: "Uncle, I want to eat this lollipop, can you sell it to me cheaply?" ”
"Uncle, I want to ...... Eat this lollipop, you can buy ...... Give it to me? ”
Hanzawa controlled his vocal cords, trying his best to adjust his voice with the same techniques as before.
Mai Sakurajima's voice he had imitated in the Bodhisattva's spoof anime, but it was slightly different.
Under the girl's hand-in-hand teacher, it shouldn't be a problem to imitate six or seven points.
With his adjustment, something unexpected happened to Hanzawa - in Hanzawa's opinion, the voice that originally imitated a portrait of six or seven layers at most was easily simulated by him.
In the first half of the discourse, Banze still uses a male voice, but the second half of the voice is infinitely close to the Lori voice of Mai Sakurajima.
(Just kidding.) The vocal cords of this body are so perverted? Or have all the vocal cords in this world been changed by magic? )
Naoki Hanzawa, who spit out "children's voices", was secretly shocked in his heart, and it was impossible for him to simulate such a similar sound in other words.
"So like? No-Maji stay!? ”
Hanzawa was frightened by himself, not to mention the others at the scene.
Mai Sakurajima looked at the boy in shock, and in order to confirm that everything just now was not an auditory hallucination, she said another line in Lori's voice: "Uncle, give me the lollipop." You are the best uncle in the whole world. ”
"Uncle, give me the lollipop...... You are the best uncle in the whole world. ”
In order to verify that it is not his own hallucination, Hanzawa Naoki continues to imitate it. And what is silent is that Hanzawa imitates perfectly again.
So Mai Sakurajima said a word, and Hanzawa imitated a sentence.
Before he knew it, the noise of the studio was getting louder and louder, and Hanzawa felt all kinds of stunned and surprised eyes scanning himself together. In particular, Shinnosuke Nohara's gaze was as inquiring and amazed as if he were looking at a panda in a zoo.
Seeing this, Hanzawa had to pretend not to see it, and he didn't know why he could imitate it so much now! And how to explain it to Nohara Shinnosuke.
(Looking at the appearance, you have to study the details of the system's skill level carefully?) I'm afraid my ventriloquist has changed a little bit in the system settings. Otherwise, why would it be imitated so likely. )
Banze's face remained unfazed, but he had already made up his mind in his heart to explore the true condition of his body.
The benefits of a new body have been discovered in more than one place in the past half day.
Whether it is the super explosive power when performing [Explosion], or the ventriloquist that he just performed, it is not something that he can do before.
He's not Uzumaki, Naruto wouldn't do something stupid about carrying the Nine-Tails for more than a decade but not using it.
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After that, Banze's ventriloquist performance was praised by a group of guests.
While praising the cheap godfather Nohara Shinnosuke, he also began to ask who Hanzawa learned his ventriloquist and painting from, and asked Hanzawa to take him to visit the "master" another day.
Banze directly refused and said that the "master" was unwilling to meet the guests.
Shinnosuke Nohara was naturally a little angry about this, and only said that Hanzawa treated him as an outsider.
Unmoved, Hanzawa began to look left and right - he didn't want to dwell too much on the topic of ventriloquism and painting.
Under his off-topic guidance, he completed the dubbing of the men's version of "Uncle and the Little Girl Who Wants Candy" with Shinnosuke Nohara.
The effect of the performance is quite outstanding, but it does not achieve a stunning effect.
Banzawa paid attention to the director's face on stage the whole time, thinking that the other party would probably cut out the paragraph just now.
At the end of the self-introduction session, it was Hanzawa's turn!
Lao Xin was unhappy that Banze concealed his identity and didn't tell the teacher, but he still spared no effort to introduce Banze.
The words were praised almost to the horizon, in addition to Nohara Shinnosuke's introduction, a video introduction about Hanzawa was also played on the screen at the scene.
In the video, Hanzawa's current campus life and all the achievements he has achieved in the past year are introduced. Including being selected as the best team of men's basketball in junior high school last year, becoming a light novel writer, and the cumulative sales of "Tree Sky" exceeded 30,000.
Judging purely from the grades, not looking at the extremely dismal academic performance, the original owner is also a leader among his peers.
After the video, Nohara Shinnosuke smiled and asked Hanzawa: "Naoki, I originally thought that there were a lot of compliments for you in the video, but judging from your performance just now, you kid obviously still has a lot of things to hide from the audience." Let's talk about it, how many talents are still hidden from everyone. ”
Hanzawa Naoki waved his hand and said modestly: "It's really nothing, everyone knows some other little talents, not enough to worry about, not enough to worry about." ”
"You tell me the truth, you have to be honest with the audience when you are on the show."
"Godfather, then I'll ask you a question. Did you and your godmother have a heart-to-heart affair with the audience? I remember who told the audience that they didn't have a girlfriend......"
When the words fell, Shinnosuke Nohara's face turned pale.
At the same time, the laughter of the audience also rekindled - the drama of the godson ridiculing his godfather is really never tired of watching.
Nohara Shinnosuke held the back of his neck, looked at Hanzawa, rolled his eyes, and suddenly said to Mai Sakurajima, who was smiling and watching the play, "Sakurajima-san, do you want to know what else Hanzawa will do?" My godson doesn't have a girlfriend yet, so I can't help but ask the girl. ”
“????”
Mai Sakurajima was caught off guard by the question, and was stunned for a moment before reacting. The girl pointed to herself and confirmed, "Do you want me to ask about Hanzawa-kun's merits for you?" ”
"yes, you ask. You ask him to say yes. Oh, by the way, I remember you're also a national 3 now. It's the right age for my godson. Or, fall in love. ”
“!!!!!”
Hanzawa Naoki's eyes and the audience at the scene couldn't help but widen at this moment!
What is this?
This is a talk show, how can it be made into a blind date show!
Director, are you sure you don't care about such a mc!
Banze looked at the program director in the audience, but found that the latter had no intention of stopping the unscrupulous host of the show at all, and even gave a thumbs up to the "old and new" again and again.
"This ...... This ......"
Mai Sakurajima's eyes couldn't help but look at her agent, who is also her mother, Yukiko Sakurajima.
Yukiko Sakurajima is a woman who is extremely strict with her on weekdays and cares about her image.
All the lace news around her is rejected, and now the host of the show asks her in public what she thinks of a boy of the same age.
The girl looked at her birth mother for help, and to her disappointment, her mother's response disappointed her, not only did not stop her, but nodded to her and motioned for her to continue.
(What to do, what to say.) I don't have any experience, so if you want to challenge your acting skills, please ask Hanzawa-kun to talk about it. )
Mai Sakurajima is engaged in an ideological struggle.
The boy's voice suddenly rang out, and the latter's tone was serious and certain: "Alright, godfather. Don't embarrass other girls. She's just a child. Don't break the bottom line that people should have for the sake of the effect of the show. And you should know what I've been up to lately, godfather, and there are some things that I'll explain when the time comes. When the time comes, I won't confide in half a point. ”
"Naoki, you ......"
Shinnosuke Nohara looked at him again in astonishment, as if he had changed his godson again.
"Don't tell me anything: The best way to forget your last relationship is to find a new one? There's no reason for Sakurajima-san to be someone's substitute, and there's no reason for me to be a stumbling block on Sakurajima-san's path to stardom. ”,
"When fate wants you to grow up, there will always be some people or things that make you unhappy to stimulate you. Godfather, I really can't record a show like this! ”