Chapter 1 Tou Tuo wants to do it for no reason
When Ximen Qing and Wu Song were about to go out with Zhang Qing, Zeng Siqi said "Slow" and tied the feet of both of them.
Ximen Qingxin said: "It's here!" Second Brother Wu's life as Toutuo, can he really not change it? ”
Zhang Qing arched his hand and said, "Brother-in-law, what's the matter?" ”
Zeng Siqi pointed at Wu Song and said: "If Second Brother Wu goes out like this, he will definitely be caught on the road ahead!" ”
Ximen Qing was silent, and Wu Song asked, "Why did Brother Zeng say this?" ”
Zeng Siqi said: "Now in front of and behind this mountain, there are documents everywhere, and there are 6,000 letters and rewards to arrest the two brothers. In the shadow of the picture, it is clearly written that the township runs through the year, and the four sides are hung. The Siquan brothers don't show up much, and they don't have to worry too much about the four paintings; Second Brother Wu's face is clearly clear with two lines of gold seals, but I am afraid that once I get out of this mountain, it will be difficult to move an inch! ”
Zhang Qing groaned: "Second Brother Wu only pushes that he has ringworm on his face, and he can hide it by putting two plasters on it." ”
Shi En shook his head and said, "The prisoners in my father's camp said that this method is outdated, and I am afraid that I will not be able to hide it from those public hats. ”
At this time, Sun Tianjin had already taken Sun Erniang and Ling Han to clean up the kitchen, and also came to the house, so he said to Zeng Siqi: "I know that you have a plan in your heart, why don't you say it clearly?" Do you have to ask for it? ”
Zeng Siqi smiled and said: "Don't worry, I have a plan, but I'm afraid that when I say it, Second Brother Wu will blame me." ”
Wu Song said: "Brother Zeng's words are bad. You are dedicated to me, I am too late to be grateful, where can I blame you? ”
Zeng Siqi said: "In this case, the little brother is offended." I also said that there was a head that passed through this mountain, but crashed into the pile of people and bears, so he died, leaving only an iron ring hoop with a hoop head, a string of beads, a collar of soap cloth straight, a variegated short tassel, a degree, and two sun and moon knives. I look at the figure of the second brother, and the size and length of the clothes left by the head Tuo are not the same, and then as long as he pretends to be the head of the head and puts his hair down, but does it not cover the gold seal on his face? At that time, the second brother went out of the mountain openly, and he had that degree as a talisman, but who would interrogate him? ”
Sun Tianjin said: "It's a good plan, but this is pretending to be Toutuo, but I'm afraid that I have wronged Second Brother Wu......"
Wu Song was stunned for a long time before he said leisurely: "I miss my Wu Er, a reckless man, brave and unscrupulous in life, first deceived by Earl Ying, and then deceived by Zhang Dujian, this person's state of mind, I have already seen it indifferent, and my heart is cold." Don't say it's just pretending, it's really cutting your hair and eyebrows, and being a head, so what? I annoyed Brother Zeng to bring the clothes, but I came to wear them but I was afraid that I didn't look like a monk, and I didn't look like a prince when I wore a dragon robe, but I lived up to Brother Zeng's clever plan! ”
Ximen Qing interjected next to him: "Second brother, since Brother Zeng has opened his mouth, I am sure that the clothes will definitely fit, and this plan will be successful." But you have to be careful, you are just pretending to be a head, a temporary expedient measure, not really a monk. If you really do a fake show, what face should I use to meet Brother Da Lang? ”
Hearing Ximen Qing mention Wu Dalang, Wu Song was stunned for a moment, his face was wild, and then he smiled: "Third brother don't worry, the second brother just felt it." If what you wear is what you are, then you are still being your fisherman in Feiyunpu! hahaha......"
Ximen Qing secretly breathed a sigh of relief and thought, "But what can I think of to break the second brother's fate?" Suddenly, a flash of inspiration hits: "There you have!" ”
At this time, Sun Tianjin and Sun Erniang had already taken out the package from the back house, took out a bunch of clothes, Wu Song wore a soapcloth straight jacket, tied a silk tape, removed the felt hat on his head, untied his hair, folded it, tied it up with an iron ring, and hung a few beads. The people in the room applauded: "But not destined in a previous life?" ”
Ximenqing hurriedly said: "What is the fate of the previous life?" My second brother is just a clothes rack that can hold up anything he wears! ”
At this time, Sun Erniang took out the scissors, and Zhang Qing helped Wu Song cut the front and back hair, and he was a fake walker. Wu Song looked in the mirror, smiled himself, shook his head and said, "I didn't expect Wu Er to have this appearance!" ”
Sun Tianjin put the book in a brocade bag and brought it to Wu Song to hang on his chest, and Wu Song said, "Thank you for your trouble!" ”
Everyone applauded in unison: "Second brother is very capable!" Dressed up as a head, there is no flaw! ”
Wu Song said with a smile: "Pretending to be a dragon like a dragon, pretending to be a tiger like a tiger, it's just that I learned it from my third brother." ”
Zeng Siqi nodded and said, "Okay, second brother, if you put those two sun and moon knives on your back, you will really be an Arhat who subdues the dragon and subdues the tiger." Those two knives often whistle at night, and I am determined to escape, put them here, I really wronged them, and today I gave them to the second brother, and I will do a good job! ”
Wu Song knew that Zeng Siqi was a righteous man, and if he resigned from him, he would underestimate him, so he just said in a deep voice: "Thank you, Brother Zeng!" When he turned around and was about to take the knife, he saw Ximenqing holding two sun and moon knives, looking at him there and smiling.
Everyone saw that Ximen Qing was smiling a little weirdly, so they asked one after another: "Third brother (Siquan brothers, handsome guys, eldest brothers, Ximen officials, and Sanqi sons), why are you laughing?" ”
Ximenqing held the two sun and moon knives, bowed deeply to everyone, and said: "Ximenqing is here, there is something to ask for. ”
Zeng Siqi said: "Why should the Siquan brothers be polite? If there is something to say, let's discuss it. ”
Ximen Qing sighed and said: "The younger brother's Yang family's treasure knife should be entrusted to the second brother to return to the Yang envoy; The Wusun treasure knife is my sister-in-law's dowry, and the two treasure knives are all winged and flying, but I am not alone. It just so happens that there are two Sun and Moon Knives here, even if the younger brother I borrow the second brother's, I will take it for a few days first, and then return it to the second brother when I meet the next zaijian face! ”
When Wu Song heard this, he nodded and said, "It's okay!" I already have a Yang family treasure knife on my body, if I bring two more treasure knives, it will be eye-catching, if the public sees the flaw, it is not a trick. These two sun and moon knives, my brother will collect them for me first! ”
Ximen Qing was overjoyed when he heard this, and secretly thought: "Without these two knives, Second Brother Wu can't make a complete set, hehe!" These two knives, in this life and this life, I won't pay him back! Thinking of the smugness, I couldn't help but laugh out loud.
Seeing Ximen Qing smiling so happily, everyone looked at each other. Sun Tianjin pointed to Ximenqing's nose and said, "Handsome boy, are you an unpredictable prophet, so you gave up one treasure knife but earned two treasure knives?" ”
Ximenqing hurriedly denied: "How can this be reasonable! These two knives, I borrowed them from Second Brother Wu, and they have their own wonderful use! "This is exactly what it is:
Desperately thinking about the way to survive, he changed his life against the sky to avoid death. But I don't know what will happen next, and listen to the next breakdown.