"That, Araki-senpai...... Are you really sure it's here? ”

A tall young man with a Chinese character face wearing a sportswear printed with the words "Shijing Great Kendo Club" and a smooth scalp shining in the morning sun stepped down from the front seat of the locomotive and looked curiously at the single-family building in front of him.

"That's where the address goes...... No, I'm not sure! The ninth lesson of the lost conscience, these guys must be mistaken! ”

On the back seat of the locomotive, a blonde man took out a document from his arms, glanced at the villa in front of him with a slight twitch out of the corner of his eye, seemed to suddenly realize something, and greeted the juniors in front of him in a panic.

"Kengo, hurry up and get in the car, let's go back to the apartment in front of the house, I want to renegotiate the terms of compensation with them......"

Not to mention this inexplicable familiar sense of déjà vu, just through the damp and rotten air, as a "professional", he can smell the breath of the "murderous house" from a long distance.

"What are you two doing at the door, are there any other houses around here besides this one that can live in people?"

At the same time, a car with the words "Beware! The van of the "Murder House Identification" also stopped in front of the garage door of the villa.

A tall and slightly mature woman in a white lab coat stepped out of the co-pilot with long legs in high heels like a queen, crossed one hand on the bee's waist, and pointed to the door of the villa with the other: "Ah, I've slept in it with others once, so do you want to be shy now?" Be brave enough to accept the reincarnation of cosmic consciousness, sleeper. ”

"Boom, boom, boom......"

"Oh, Sengoku samurai, you're in good spirits today......"

Before the two men could react, the black and white locomotive had already abandoned the two of them, twisted forward on its own, and rubbed on the woman affectionately......

I almost didn't print the word "flattery" on the body.

"Well, it's so good~ Do you want to drink Super Magnum, my sister has it in the trunk~"

"Damn, really, enviable fellow...... No, it's not good......"

Squinting slightly, staring at the indescribable greatness of the pair on the woman's chest, which changed into various shapes under the poking of the locomotive handle, a jealous blush appeared on the blonde man's face, and the nasal cavity began to congest.

This locomotive, which inexplicably turned into a mourning god and can easily crush ordinary resentful spirits, once he met the "Hanyu Queen", he took on the attribute of "dog slave" for some reason.

As early as the "retreat" period of Kawasaki Daishiji Temple, he was tempted by the woman in front of him with Super Magnum, which is the expensive ultra-clean 99.5 unleaded gasoline......

Forget about easily surrendering to the other party, and accept the "108 tests on the life form of the hidden energy field" without dignity.

"Araki-kun, this is already the only house alive in the vicinity, so you can accept your fate."

Twisting his fat body, the thick sea and land bucket that he laboriously moved down from the driver's seat gave the blonde man a look of "you have to be strong".

Immediately, he opened the trunk of the car and greeted another man: "Yamada-kun, you want to unload the goods, please help with the handle......"

This group of people is the "Araki housewarming team" who came all the way from the Kuramae apartment.

Although it can be seen from the outside, the villa in front of me has recently undergone a façade and structural restoration, and the mess of garbage and furniture inside the house has also been cleaned up......

But Sousuke Araki can still easily recognize that this villa is the Internet celebrity murder house "Curse Honya", which is famous on the 2CH forum and terrifies nearby residents.

Perhaps because this murderous house is so "fierce", it has brushed shoulders with those terrible tornadoes several times in the "Bon Tornado Natural Disaster", and even when all the buildings in the surrounding area have been flattened by tornadoes, it still stands, and not even a single bag of garbage in the courtyard wall has been blown away......

This phenomenon has made this murderous house even more famous, and no one dares to move in even if it is used as a free resettlement house.

At the same time, this is also the villa that Sosuke Araki, who is a "Murderous House Sleep Tester", tried to sleep with Hanyu Mai during his career "First Experience of Murderous House".

At the beginning, he conscientiously followed the "Be careful! The "Murder House Identification" appraisal list provides a standardized and all-round assessment of the house from head to toe and from the inside out.

To this day, he still remembers the first appraisal results written by himself......

Murder House Level: S Rank

Comprehensive Inventory Rate: 23%

Special note: Buyers need to face multiple tests from the mind, wallet to body. The personal accident insurance sold on the website of "Murder House Identification" is used as a package.

"Uhhh

Standing outside the villa wall, Sosuke Araki, who was originally full of anticipation, couldn't help but look up to the sky and sigh.

"That old man at the time was so beautiful, but in exchange for it, he actually arranged this dilapidated murderous mansion for me......"

"Damn, that old man is so skilled in words, maybe he did a religious pyramid scheme when he was young."

He was sure that if he took off the blindfold now, it would be a dense imprint of wonderful, lifelong shadows.

"Don't complain, come over and help move things! Having said that, in the entire Taito District, can there be a murderous mansion that is more fierce than the Tibetan apartment you lived in before? At least from a one-bedroom apartment to a one-family building, and I don't have to pay rent......"

The quiet words of Atsumi Ludou made Sousuke Araki recognize the reality, and his whole body stiffened, and he walked to the back seat of the van with two lines of tears and began to "unload".

"No, that's right, no matter how dilapidated and fierce, at least it's a villa ......"

……

"Yo, Sousuke ~ Jie ~ Jie!! Are you in there?! ”

After a while, another small pickup truck stopped in front of the garage in front of the villa.

"Where are these things going down in the car?"

In the driver's seat, shouting someone's name in a pure flick of his tongue was a man with a righteous face, a printed T-shirt, and his hair was greasy and slick.

"Boom la la ......"

With a tooth-aching grinding sound, the side of the villa's door, next to the roadside, the garage shutter door, which had not been opened for many years, was pulled up from the inside.

"Thanks, this time it was a great help, Ryoma! It's good to fall into the garage and move in......"

In the dusty dark garage, Sousuke Araki, dressed as a construction worker, with a towel wrapped around his head, is revealed.

"Ahem, your villa is good, and the garage is quite big......"

The man who got out of the pickup truck and looked around was none other than the justice partner who was still in the "suspension investigation" stage during Obon, the Sagittarius boy, the police station vault peeper, the red-light district worker, and the second former Ryoma.

“…… Although it's a little shabby, it's a good remodel, a swimming pool, a luxury car or something, it's just the kind of sex party mansion in the learning materials! ”