2271 Ridiculous Reasons

Chen Fei was even more strange, and asked, "Then what are you worried about?" ”

Fang Xianyang sighed, and suddenly showed a shy look on his face, this look stunned Chen Fei at once, and thought to himself: "Fang Xianyang is a big man, he is the most bold and open-minded, he dares to hook up with Lin Da's master, how can he show such a look like a little girl now?" ”

Chen Fei didn't speak, he looked at Fang Xianyang intently, waiting for him to speak, Fang Xianyang looked at Chen Fei, and said in an almost pleading tone: "Old Chen, after I tell you about this matter, you must not tell others!" ”

Chen Fei nodded hurriedly and said, "Don't worry, I won't sue anyone else." ”

Fang Xianyang said at this time: "That's the case, the enemy army has dispatched war elephant troops, and I can't bear to kill those elephants, so I am a little hesitant in terms of fighting style." ”

Chen Fei laughed directly, and while laughing, he pointed at Fang Xianyang and said: "Old Fang, old Fang, I can't think of you being able to say such a thing when you kill me, laugh at me, a senior commander is hesitant because he loves animals......"

Chen Fei laughed so much that he couldn't speak, and Fang Xianyang was so red with a smile that he looked embarrassed, and whispered: "Old Chen, are you laughing like that?" What's wrong with my love for animals? ”

Chen Fei had almost laughed enough, turned his laughter into a smile, and said, "Then what can we do?" The elephants of the enemy are here to attack us, and we will die if we don't kill them. ”

Fang Xianyang nodded and said, "I understand all this, I want to find a way to drive the elephants away without killing them?" ”

Chen Fei said: "Is it okay to scare with sound? Aren't all animals afraid of sound? ”

Fang Xianyang shook his head and said, "It shouldn't work, since these elephants are military, they must be trained and won't be afraid of sounds." ”

Chen Fei said: "What about chemical agents? Is it possible to use any chemical to drive the elephants away? ”

Fang Xianyang said: "Only the anti-chemical battalion in the army has chemical agents, just ask them." Fang Xianyang picked up the phone as he spoke, and said, "Pick me up from the chemical defense battalion." ”

When the phone was connected, Fang Xianyang asked a question, and the anti-chemical warfare battalion on the other end of the phone gave a negative answer, Chen Fei said on the side: "I have no choice, you can ask Lin Da in charge, he may have a way." ”

Fang Xianyang said embarrassedly: "It's embarrassing to say such a thing to Lin Shuai." ”

Chen Fei stretched out his hand and patted Fang Xianyang's shoulder hard, and said, "We are brothers, let me help you ask, don't worry, I will not say anything about your unwillingness to harm animals, but I can also let Lin Da help you figure out a way." ”

Fang Xianyang asked in surprise, "Do you have such a way?" ”

Chen Fei took out the communicator and contacted Lin Yuan and said, "Of course there is!" As for what it is, you'll find out in a moment. ”

Fang Xianyang looked at Chen Fei gratefully, and at this time, Lin Yuan's voice had already sounded in the communicator: "Chen Fei? Why did you remember to contact me? What happened? ”

Chen Fei smiled: "You know all our recent progress, right?" ”

Lin Yuan said "I know", and Chen Fei continued: "Now we have a big trouble and need your help. ”

Lin Yuan hurriedly asked, "What's the big trouble?" ”

Chen Fei said solemnly: "The Indian Tuwang Alliance has dispatched a war elephant army, we don't know how to fight, and we want you to come up with an idea." ”

Lin Yuan was stunned for a moment and asked, "War elephant troops?" Is it a real elephant? ”

Chen Fei said: "That's right, it's a real elephant. ”

Lin Yuan asked blankly, "Then what can't be fought?" Elephants don't have armor plates, so no matter if you hit armor-piercing bullets or anti-personnel bullets, elephants can't stop them, and elephants have huge targets that can't be hidden, so they're much easier to fight than people. ”

Chen Fei frowned and said, "We also know this, but we have encountered a tricky thing, and this tricky thing makes us not want to hurt the elephant." ”

Lin Yuan asked, "What's the matter?" ”

Chen Fei hesitated for a moment, slowly opened his mouth, and was about to say the reason, Fang Xianyang's heart suddenly hung up, and he secretly thought, "I don't know what solution Chen Fei will help me come up with?" ”

At this moment, Fang Xianyang only heard Chen Fei say with a big grin: "It's all because Lao Fang is soft-hearted, he can't bear to hurt the elephant, so he wants to find a way to drive the elephant away without hurting the elephant." ”

Fang Xianyang almost fainted when he heard Chen Fei's words, and couldn't help but say loudly: "Old Chen, why did you hurt me?" Forget it, don't talk about it, give me the communicator......" and went to grab the communicator.

Lin Yuan was confused when he heard it on the other end of the communicator, and hurriedly asked, "What the hell is going on?" ”

Chen Fei told Lin Yuan the matter as it was while dodging Fang Xianyang, Lin Yuan also laughed after hearing it, making Fang Xianyang's face flush, but Lin Yuan only laughed for a short time and stopped laughing, he said to Chen Fei sternly: "Give Fang Xianyang the communicator, I have something to say to him." ”

Chen Fei handed the communicator to Fang Xianyang and said with a smile: "Master Lin is looking for you." ”

Fang Xianyang took the communicator and said embarrassedly: "Lin Shuai, don't worry, I will not affect the command decision because of the absurd and ridiculous reason of caring for animals, so I will order the troops to go out and destroy all the enemy's war elephants." ”

Lin Yuan said aloud in the communicator: "Old Fang, don't talk yet, listen to me......"

When Lin Yuan was saying the following words, his voice suddenly became very small, and Chen Fei couldn't hear it at all, but Chen Fei could see Fang Xianyang's expression, only to see Fang Xianyang's expression slowly become strict, and Yan SΓΉ was confused and heavy, and when he didn't think much of it, he raised his head and said to Chen Fei: "Old Chen, Lin Shuai said, don't hurt those elephants until you have to." ”

Chen Fei exclaimed, "What did you say? Is it true? What does Master Lin want those elephants for? Can't sell tickets at the zoo? ”

Fang Xianyang handed the communicator to Chen Fei and said, "It was Lin Shuai's order personally, if you don't believe it, you can ask him in person." ”

Chen Fei stretched out his hand to take the communicator, Lin Yuan had obviously heard the conversation between Fang Xianyang and Chen Fei in the communicator, and said with a smile: "Chen Fei, Fang Xianyang is right, that order was given by me, you have to do your best to complete it." ”

Chen Fei asked in surprise: "It's okay to finish, but why do you want to sue me?" What's the use of keeping those elephants? ”

Lin Yuan smiled and said, "Zoos all over China have had a hard time lately, and I need to give them some novel animals and let them sell tickets." ”

Chen Fei knew that Lin Yuan was deliberately sarcastic about him, so he said: "Don't be kidding, hurry up and sue me, why is it?" ”

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