"General Zhang, it's lunch time, are you interested in coming in for lunch?" The two armies faced each other, Sun Ce looked at the imposing Zhang Fei and stepped forward to ask.

Coming to attack at lunchtime, doesn't Zhang Fei have any common sense?

Forget it, generally speaking, a war has to take into account various circumstances, such as an idiot who fights at lunch or dinner time, and the war still has to be fought, at most after the fight, and then find the other party to settle the account or something.

"The old lady is here to fight, not to invite guests to dinner!" Zhang Fei complained directly.

"I understand your anxiety, but can I finish my lunch first? But if you don't finish the lunch and then fight, it feels very bad. Sun Ce said seriously.

"Lunch or anything, it doesn't matter!" Zhang Fei directly retorted, "It's a war now, I don't care if you eat my lunch or not!" ”

At the beginning of the words, there was a sound of "cooing" in the stomach, by the way, I came out a little early, and I didn't seem to have eaten lunch. For a while, the scene was a little embarrassing, the voice was loud, and the belly scream was not small, everyone heard it.

"Na, why don't we sit down, have a good meal, and then fight?" Sun Ce gestured, "Count me as a treat, please have a meal!" ”

"Don't be verbose, old lady...... Talent is talented...... So you don't go hungry! Zhang Fei roared angrily, but the sound of "cooing" still came from his stomach, and the scene was very embarrassing for the second time.

"Eat or not, if it's an adult, just give it a good time!" Sun Ce roared directly.

"............" Zhang Fei suddenly shrugged his head, "Eat ......"

"It's worthy of Bo Fu......" Zhou Yu sighed, "I actually convinced my opponent with just words." ”

"It's just that this situation is really embarrassing no matter how you look at it." Lu Fan complained that fighting like this is unprecedented...... No, no, it is said that there was such a situation in the Spring and Autumn period, and it was basically absent after the Warring States period.

"Problem: I still have to prepare lunch for a thousand people now......" Zhu Xin had a headache.

The soldier can send it over a little later, Zhang Fei's side, you can't let her wait, right? Zhu Xin thought about it, took out his share, and asked Er Qiao to help bring it over.

As for my own lunch, I'll find a way to make do with it later.

Zhang ...... General, please use it slowly. Little Joe brought a low table and a low stool, and Big Joe brought food and put it on. It's not that hot, but at least it's lukewarm.

"Oh...... Then you're welcome......" Zhang Fei's heart was also big enough to sit down directly. In fact, there is no need to worry so much, Sun Ce said that he would fight after eating, so naturally he would not take the opportunity to raid, and he would have to be moral in the war, and it was not good not to talk about martial virtues.

"You two, twins?" Zhang Fei looked at Er Qiao and asked curiously.

"Yes......" The two nodded one after another, the dragon and phoenix fetuses are also twins, there is nothing wrong with this.

"Wait, you're a man?" Zhang Fei looked at Xiao Qiao in surprise. She was not deaf, although Xiao Qiao's words were soft, she could still hear it, it was a male tone.

"Yes, he's my brother." Da Qiao hurriedly stepped forward and replied, "Because of special reasons, I dress up like this." ”

"I'm sorry, it's ...... for personal reasons," Xiao Qiao said, too shy to be looked at like this.

I can't tell it's a man at all! Zhang Fei looked at Xiao Qiao, deducting the looming Adam's apple and that voice, nothing else could be seen at all!

Of course, it is not impossible to see that there is no way, but this method is not in accordance with the etiquette law. Besides, Zhang Fei's little jasper can't make this move, right?

"Wait!" Zhang Fei immediately wanted to go to something, and asked, "That Zhu Xin, does he have a twin brother?" ”

"It doesn't seem to be, it's just a sister." Da Qiao was stunned when he heard this, and then shook his head.

Zhang Fei suddenly lost his thoughts, knowing that even if his eyes were not good, it was impossible for him to see a woman as a muscular man. Besides, there is really a super muscular woman, and it is impossible for her to have something happen to the other party.

"Having said that, your food here is really good......" Zhang Fei, who continued to taste the food, was a little surprised, "This quality must be at least the level of a chef." ”

"This is cooked by the military advisor himself." Da Qiao saw Zhang Fei praising this meal so much, and he suddenly became a little excited.

"Strategist?" Zhang Fei is a little unsure, so, when will the military advisor also be in charge of the meal?

"It's General Sun's fiancé, he is the deputy military division, and he is also in charge of the Huotou Army. The main thing is that he is also a chef professional. Xiao Qiao knew that his sister was a little unclear, so he added.

"That fat dead man is a chef...... No wonder you can get so fat. Zhang Fei thoughtfully, it is normal for people who like muscles to dislike fat people. It's like Sun Ce doesn't like muscles, and he dislikes the discomfort of being hard to the touch.

"The military advisor does look fat...... "Da Qiao didn't deny it.

"But it is said that the body fat percentage is less than 20%, and I don't know how to do it." Xiao Qiao complained.

"Isn't that a normal body fat rate at all?" Zhang Fei retorted directly, "Liar, right? Such a figure?! ”

"But...... Didn't the general see it before? Da Qiao thought for a moment, "On the walls of Xutai City." ”

"No, no, I've seen ...... that," Zhang Fei was a little down, "but how do you turn this (dead fat man) into that (muscular handsome guy)?" ”

"It seems to be related to the skills of the military advisor, and you can freely change the shape of your body muscles." Xiao Qiao replied, "The current situation is soft and collapsed, there is no way, General Sun likes soft fat people." ”

"Heresy!" Zhang Fei suddenly took the case, "Men can release a strong male breath because they have a strong body, and only in this way can they have a strong attraction to females!" ”

"I can't pretend I didn't hear that!" Sun Ce walked over directly, and there were still rice grains left at the corners of her mouth, proving that she was still eating just now, "The soft feel is very healing, and when you pounce on it, the whole person will completely sink into the meat, that kind of warm and inclusive feeling, giving people an incomparable sense of security and healing, the fat man is the most perfect!" ”

"It seems that we have a serious opposition in terms of concepts...... Zhang Fei put down the dishes and chopsticks, of course, he has finished eating.

"Yes, yes, it seems that you have to be corrected, your distorted gaze on aesthetics." Sun Ce also looked like he was about to move.

Xiao Qiao felt that the atmosphere was a little strange, and looked at Da Qiao, and when he was about to ask what to do, the latter had already packed up the dishes and chopsticks and began to walk towards the side of the main formation.

"My stupid brother...... "Big Joe felt Little Joe's gaze and turned his head, "Didn't you notice that this place was about to become a battlefield?" ”

Although I want to complain, there are actually some problems with the aesthetics of the two of you......