Chapter 503: Eating Oranges (Fourth Update)
"Brother Monkey ......"
After leaving the post house, Zhu Bajie licked his face and asked the monkey in a low voice. "How much money do you have?"
"Oh?"
Some monkeys who were sulking because of the disrespect that the master had received set their eyes on Zhu Bajie's body.
"Hehe...... Zhu Bajie laughed a few times, and his tone became tender and watery.
"Brother Monkey, look at the candied fruits, sugar cakes, and steamed crisps on the street, all of them look like elves and cute, you see the old pig, I respect you so much on weekdays, and I buy one for the old pig to try the taste? If it's delicious, you can also buy more to honor Master. ”
"Idiot, you just say it when you're greedy, why bother going around and around?" The monkey said straight to Zhu Bajie's mind.
"Brother Monkey, how about you give the old pig a few pennies? Those gadgets, the old pig I looked greedy, when I entered the city, I felt a little unbearable, one by one like a female goblin, constantly scratching the old pig my little liver, crispy and numb. Zhu Bajie smashed his mouth and said flatteringly.
"No way!"
However, the monkey refused to be called a simple one, and said. "Master, his old man doesn't have much money left, how can he allow you to squander it like this?"
Seeing that the monkey's tone was resolute, and if he asked again, he was likely to be beaten again, Zhu Bajie smacked his mouth, and didn't dare to mention it again, but muttered secretly.
"Call out to help move things, you know the old pig, you can't buy some food for a few pennies, Bi Ma Wen, stinky monkeys, plagued monkeys......"
"Master, he doesn't have much money in savings, the problem is that the bottom of the luggage is full of gold, silver and jewelry, do you really think I don't know the old pig?"
"I really shouldn't come out with you, I don't have anything to eat, I might as well stay in the post house and sleep."
……
However, Zhu Bajie's heart was full of broken thoughts, but he didn't have the slightest intention of quietly taking money from his luggage to buy food, or forcibly stealing those hawkers' snacks.
It's not that Zhu Bajie's self-discipline is terrifyingly high, and he can easily control his desires, which is really not allowed by the conditions.
Tang Sanzang's temperament has always been to treat money as dung, and he has never been disdainful of those things outside his body, and he will not be interested in touching them.
Of course, since the journey to the west, there are often gold, silver and jewelry donated by the donor, which will be handed over to the most honest sand monk for processing and safekeeping, and when the silver money is usually needed, there is a monkey to be responsible for the expenditure or purchase, Tang Sanzang will not be in contact with the whole process, and he will not give Zhu Bajie a chance to contact at all.
And Zhu Bajie asked himself that his supernatural skills were indeed not weak, but he really did not have the confidence to be able to perfectly hide the big mouth of the sand monk and take the silver money in his hand, and he did not have the confidence to be able to eat things in his mouth without the golden eyes of the monkey.
As for those ordinary hawkers who secretly use supernatural means to "turn their fate", Zhu Bajie does not have the courage to do so.
If it is said that stealing money, in the eyes of Master Tang Sanzang, it is only necessary to fall into the Great Scorching Hell, the Screaming Hell, the Black Rope Hell, and the Zhonghe Hell; So oppressing the human race, maybe Master Tang Sanzang probably didn't even have a chance to give himself a chance to go to hell.
So...... If the saliva hidden under the hat of Ren Zhu Bajie is almost in a state of hanging water, he has to "obediently" follow the monkey to walk, helplessly watching the countless delicious and delicious foods around him continue to move away from him, just like the "affectionate hatred since ancient times, this hatred is endless".
And as the monkey took Zhu Bajie to the market in the city where he could buy harmony, he found that there were a large number of civilians surrounded by three circles on the bulletin board in the distance, and there were many soldiers in the innermost part to maintain order.
The monkey's fiery eyes lit up slightly, and he turned to Zhu Bajie and said. "Idiot, you just stand where you are and don't move, my grandson will go buy a few oranges and come back."
"Really?" Zhu Bajie's eyes are also bright, and he has a feeling of brightness.
Although oranges are not as good as candied fruits, sugar cakes, steamed crisps and other snacks, compared with those bitter wild fruits in the wild, it is enough to praise and satisfy the deliciousness.
"Will my grandson still lie to you? Don't move, when my grandson comes back from buying oranges, you will also have a share. ”
As the words fell, the monkey left a clone in place to avoid disappearing in an instant and scaring the civilians around him, but the real body squeezed in towards the flow of people on the third floor and the outer three floors.
I saw that the place surrounded by a large number of people was covered by a royal list, protected by more than ten soldiers, and a court person stood aside and read the words on it loudly:
"King Zhu Zi of Niu Hezhou, since the establishment of the business, the Quartet has been evenly subdued, and the people are safe. Due to the ominous state affairs, the depression is lying on the pillow, and it is difficult to heal for a long time. The country's Tai Hospital, which has repeatedly selected good prescriptions, has failed to mediate. Today, this list is published to recruit the world's wise men. Regardless of coming from the north to the east, China and foreign countries, if there is fine medicine, please go to the treasure hall and bow down for treatment. If you recover from your illness a little, you are willing to divide the society equally, and you will never show it. For this reason, it is necessary to go to the list. ”
"Divide the community even?!"
Looking at the words on the king's list, the monkey's fiery eyes narrowed slightly, but there was a thought in his heart.
"My old grandson taught you to neglect the master, and today I will cure you as a king, so I can teach you to personally serve tea with my old grandson master and divide the society equally!"
As soon as he thought of this, the hidden monkey gently exhaled fairy breath.
Immediately, a whirlwind suddenly rose, and it went straight through the more than ten soldiers and went straight to the king list posted on it.
"Hoo ......"
In the amazed eyes of all the onlookers, the king list that was sandwiched on the notice board was blown away in an instant, and then staggered in mid-air and went in one direction.
At this moment, it can be regarded as frightened the people in the court who guarded the Wang Bang and more than ten soldiers, looking at the Wang Bang that was blown away, as if he faintly saw his own life also running away, and the flesh ran after the Wang Bang with all his strength.
However, as if he was conscious, the king was flexible and crazy to intersperse left and right in the bazaar, taking the people of the court and more than a dozen soldiers around the bazaar, and finally disappeared at the gate of the bazaar.
"Find!"
The white-faced bearded court man gritted his teeth and roared. "Even if you die, you have to find out who unveiled the king's list."
Now, the people in the court deeply understand that no matter what, they must find a person to uncover the list, otherwise they will definitely be unlucky!
And the monkey was swaying, stealthily carrying a few catties of oranges and quietly converging with the doppelganger, his eyes swept to Zhu Bajie, who was asleep next to him in boredom and leaning on the trees next to him, skimming the corner of Wang Bang in his arms that was just right to be exposed, and shouted with satisfaction.
"Nerd, wake up, eat oranges."