Chapter 1174: The cringe of the maid of the yellow duanzi

Chapter 1174 Huang Duanzi shìnv's cringe

Tearing the xiǎo yellow book to shreds again, this yellow paragraph shìnv took out a copy unhurriedly and was ready to stand by at any time.

I've complained before, but ...... How many hún eggs did she have on her!!

I gasped for breath, it was strange, I didn't fight the enemy, but the heaviness in my lungs was like I came back after going around the First World to kill the Fallen Alliance that day, where did this exhaustion come from?

Section cào, section cào!!

I woke up suddenly, and hurriedly covered the bottle tightly with a hint of vitality that had finally been moistened by the rain.

Now is not the time to take care of the feeling of exhaustion, with this yellow joke shìnv, you should always be on guard against the loss of the festival, but I plan to save some section cào for the birthday of the god before selling...... Wait, then again, isn't that weird? Why do I feel that God's Birthday has to be celebrated?

Ahem, all in all, now is definitely not the time to squander the festival, I didn't sell it just now, thinking back to the conversation just now, I breathed a sigh of relief, it seems that it didn't sell.

"Your Royal Highness, your belongings have fallen to the ground." Jie Lùka suddenly pointed to the ground, and lù made a slightly surprised expression.

"――――――Oooo My festival cào!! Don't drop it!!!! ”

With tears streaming down my face, I screamed from my soul and fell to my knees, my hands constantly gathering on the dirt of something that could not be seen but was very important.

Hey?

"Didn't drop it! Didn't drop the hún egg!! ”

It was only after I had peeled open a layer of dirt that I reacted, stood up angrily, and rubbed my mud-stained arms against Jie Lùka.

"His Royal Highness must have misunderstood something, I mean His Highness's mouth foamed on the ground."

This purple-haired and purple-eyed shìnv, like a dancing purple butterfly, constantly dodged my pursuit, and at this time I remembered that this guy was actually one of the twin knights of the twelve knights, the lù knight of the rising sun, and his strength had reached the advanced level of the pseudo-realm, and if he didn't change his body as a moon wolf or a hell fighting bear, he really couldn't help her.

However, what shocked me even more was not the strength, but the value of this guy's knots, what kind of value did he have to store in order to be like this, and he had been squandering it in front of himself like he is now?

Oh, I see, this stupid shìnv, who usually plays the role of an excellent shìnv and an upright knight in front of people, must have taken the opportunity to desperately accumulate knots at such a time, so that he can sell in front of me so easily, in contrast, although I have been accumulating, but I generally sell while accumulating......

For example, a person who desperately saves money, once a month, or even once a year, squanders the money he has accumulated, so that he can naturally buy expensive and expensive things, while the other person saves and uses it at the same time, and the poor piggy bank does not know how many to break, and as a result, there is not a few dollars left throughout the year.

What a terrible ruse! I was cheated by this guy!!

I was shocked that I had no intention of buying a hard bill for my usual lifestyle.

No, now her knots are far inferior to her, and she can't be led by the nose anymore.

"Speaking of which, you pretended to be Carl Jie again this time and ran over, does Karlù Jie know about her?"

"If you count the time, she should know soon." Jielùka seemed to estimate in her heart, and nodded in confirmation.

"What does that mean?" I had a sense of foreboding.

"She'll find out when she wakes up." This yellow paragraph shìnv seems to be a natural answer.

"Wake up? What exactly did you do to her?! ”

Please cherish and love your sister! Of course, it's a bit too ...... to be like a white wolf

"It's okay, just tie her up and stuff her in the closet."

"It's okay with your sister!!"

I have imagined the pitiful appearance of being tied up with a gagged mouth, struggling in a dark closet.

This stupid shìnv, as a sister, that part is completely disqualified.

No...... Wrong.

"If I remember correctly, Kalùjie's strength should be the second among the twelve knights, a realm-level master, can you please explain how you tied her up?"

I suddenly remembered the personal information of these two pairs of shìnv sisters, the strength of Jie Lù Ka, only the pseudo-domain level, and there is a huge gap between my sister and my sister, if I want to use normal methods to tie up my sister, maybe I will put myself in it.

"Simple, simple."

It seemed that there were tens of thousands of ways to deal with his sister, and Jie Lùka shook his index finger lightly, and lù smiled in his spare time.

"Just add a little wine to her meal."

Me: "......"

Well, I finally understood that these two sisters have a non-alcoholic physique, even if they are better than Sister Sharna, they are not much better.

When Kalùjie woke up, Jie Lùka had already accompanied Artoria to the camp, so although Kalùjie was angry, she could only complete her duties in place of her unscrupulous sister......

"You just wait until you go back and be spanked by Kalùjie."

I gloated and laughed a few times, the last time, this stupid shìnv also pretended to be his sister and followed me, but it turned out that Kalù Jie, who was found and rushed over, went into the tent and preached fiercely for a day, I still remember it vividly.

To put it simply, although Jie lù Ka is an older sister, Ka Lù Jie plays the role of a parent, and this is the relationship between the two sisters.

"No problem, I've already left her a message."

Jielùka is very calm and calm, and the long skirt that flutters in the wind sets off her quiet and indifferent and dignified and beautiful face, just like a solemn knight with a pearl of wisdom in her hands.

"His Royal Highness the Prince wants to communicate with me, so he forced me to do so, so I left a message."

"It's not a problem at all, it's very problematic!!"

"Don't worry, Kalùjie won't blame me."

"It's strange to have peace of mind, I'll be chopped into ròu sauce by Kalù Jie!!"

"Don't worry, those words in the middle are lies."

"That's fine...... What a fart!! It's a little better, but it's not like I kidnapped you?!! ”

"If it's the Duke of the Beast, show his demeanor and carry this trivial charge down."

"I'm not a beast duke, and I don't want to bear the charge of not owning me!!"

"It's too much...... Obviously, I have already vented a thousand bottles of contraception on me...... But he didn't even want to take on this little thing for me...... "Jie lù Ka Chu Chu moved to bite the handkerchief, lù acted in a special expression for the play.

"Is it contraception yào again?! Have you finally gone around to your old business? It's strange to use contraception yào to describe it!! ”

"Boy, don't you want a bottle? Buy 2 get 1 free now on great deals. ”

"With the face of a mysterious businessman, I won't buy this expired thing!!"

"Although it's a futures sè, it's unexpectedly easy to use, you see, this is a well-received message from the guests."

As he spoke, Jie Lùka handed me a thick book.

There is such a thing?!

I was taken aback and took a look.

"The Duke of Beasts and Beasts (9)" - The Bloodstained Spear of the Conquest of the Continent

Me: "......"

"This enthusiastic customer not only left a message, but also wrote down the effect after eating it in detail, Your Highness."

Jielùka on the side, like a dog-headed military advisor, opened a page in the book for me, pointed to it and said.

Looking along her slender fingers, I saw the following passage.

Duke of the Beast: "How is it, my dear NV King Xià, you are high, I didn't expect that one day it would become like this."

His Majesty the King of NV: "Don't, please spare us, I'm willing to give up the entire kingdom!" ”

Duke of the Beast: "It's too late to say now, my big axe is already hungry and thirsty!" ”

"No!" Wang Wang Xià let out a cry of despair and sorrow, leaving two lines of tears on her noble and beautiful face, grabbing the clothes that had been torn on her body and could only barely cover the important parts, biting the delicate chún, she seemed to have decided something, and she would be eleven-year-old and innocent Xiǎon'er, sixteen-year-old, delicate and beautiful Er, and twenty-two-year-old, charming and moving Da Xin'er, tightly protected behind her.

"Think...... You can do whatever you want with me, at least ...... At least spare me these three NV!! ”

Duke of the Beast: "It's too late! Today, Duke Ben will let you all try my terrifying [cation cannon]!! ”

As he spoke, under the crotch of the Duke of the Beast who was laughing wildly, an endless white light suddenly burst out......

Me: "......"

At some point, I fell to my knees in an otz position, my face damp and cold.

xiǎo Jasmine, if I don't flatten your ass, I won't call your ass prince!!

"How, Your Royal Highness, as long as you can continue to take this product, sooner or later, you will be able to take off your kùzi in front of His Majesty the Emperor, and shout [Oh hahahahaha, let you see Prince Ben's cation cannon] like this."

"And then?"

I turned my head with a gray face and stared at her blankly.

"Then the sword of victory of His Majesty also burst out with white light, and the brilliance of His Royal Highness the Prince reflected each other......" It seems that this possibility has been considered for a long time, and Jie Lùka replied without a trace of hesitation.

The result was a meteor blasted by the sword of victory of the oath.

I staggered to my feet, why, I had already tightly covered the outlet of the bottle, and I didn't do anything to sell it, why did I still feel that the festival was losing rapidly?

"Does Yalandran nǎinǎi know about your bad deeds?"

Horrified by this silent loss, I quickly changed the subject.

"Yes."

"What did she say?"

"Hehehe, it's okay, go ahead, go ahead." Having learned enough of Jalandran's mouth, Jie Lùka said.

is worthy of the teacher-student relationship, and this tone and approach are really exactly the same as Akara.

No, maybe Jalandran already knows about my relationship with Jaylùka, after all, she's the teacher of the old fox Akara, so it's a little more terrifying.

I hugged my head and screamed.

"All in all, let's go back first, don't waste time here."

Looking at the sky, the night breeze seemed to be colder, and I stopped thinking that Veras and they might still be at home waiting for me to go back.

In normal times, this stupid shìnv should almost stop, obediently follow behind, and go back with me, but now, her steps seem to be a little hesitant, spinning in place.

"What's wrong again?"

Sensing Jie Lùka's hesitation and uneasiness, I turned my head and looked at her curiously.

"Even a stupid person should have the wisdom of a stupid person, His Royal Highness the Stupid Prince, who is not even as stupid as a stupid person, is it really so stupid that he doesn't even have a stupid IQ that is not as good as a stupid person?"

Ah, it seems to be scolded very badly, but it's too tongue twister, as a math emperor, I only noticed that Jie Lùka used seven stupid people in one go, but ignored the scolding component in it, and subtly didn't get angry.

Of course, it is also because I do perceive the uneasiness hidden under Jie Lùka's calm and indifferent pretty face, which is not the usual performance-only mode.

"What exactly do you want to say?"

"In other words, when I go back, how should I introduce me?"

Biting his mouth, Jie Lùka did not go around in circles this time, and directly poured out the uneasiness in his heart.

"Introduction? This is not simple. ”

"Yes, after I go back, as long as you put your arms around my shoulders and announce to everyone, 'Ahahaha, let me introduce you, this is the xìng [beep] shìnv jie lù card I met in the Jīng Spirit Clan', which is really worthy of the style of the Duke of Birds and Beasts."

Me: "......"

Why do I have to appear on the stage with such a bold and perverted demeanor, I will be slapped in the face of Veras's pan.

"I know, you're worried about whether I'll tell them about the relationship between the two of us when I go back."

Although many of her words and deeds are incomprehensible, I still understand what she meant.

Jie Lùka nodded wordlessly.

"I would, I don't want to hide it from Villas." I had already considered this situation, and I replied without hesitation.

Jielùka: "......"

"Why do you make a terrifying look of the end of the world."

"Isn't His Royal Highness thinking about it again?"

Hiding the panic on his face, he regained his composure and stared at me.

"I'm not going to think about it." I looked at the Jie Lù card with interest.

"Hmph, that's superficial."

"I don't want to be said by a shìnv who is proud of selling festivals."

"The so-called shìnv...... The first thing that comes to mind, is His Royal Highness the Prince, who is the Duke of Beasts, really not knowing? ”

"I'm really sorry I don't know."

"Cheating." Jie Lùka indifferently spit out these two words.

"Huh?"

"Tut-tut, the relationship between the master and shìnv, only cheating is king!"

Jie Lùka indifferently pointed in the direction of the setting sun, and announced awe-inspiringly, as if a picture of a storm crashing on the shore seemed to rise behind Jiao Xiǎo's figure.

"Later, please remember to apologize to the Lord who is serious all over the world."