Section 18: Thoughtlessness
The emperor is the emperor, and the case was solved in an hour, the villain Han Gui, Han Yannian, who was extremely evil, even if he racked his brains and used all the cunning, he could not escape the emperor's majesty A pair of eyes that can pierce through the clouds and mist were pulled out of the team of 3,000 people, ready to cut off their heads before sacrificing to the sky, and the crime was to murder the royal family, this is the head of the Officials Cleaning and Election Division.
Yun Ye has drunk with this old man a few times before, and his brother-in-law's position is to ask this old man to get it, good person, good drink, straightforward, cordial to people, good on official business, honest as water in the name, except for liking to identify the fineness of gold, there are no shortcomings, the Yun family has been worried about not figuring out the purity of gold, I heard that Han Xuansi has a good skill in identifying gold, how can this be let go, it is difficult to find a master, so I took the liberty to ask Lao Han to identify it.
But Lao Han said with a sad face that he was busy with official business and had no time, and finally reluctantly helped the Yun family to identify two hundred taels of gold when Yun Ye almost turned his face, but he was busy with official business, and he didn't know when he would be able to complete the identification, so he asked the Yun family to wait patiently, and made a receipt specifically for this, and if he didn't let the receipt, he would turn his face immediately.
People promised to help, who can still rush the speed, this is not the practice of kind-hearted people, so it has been almost a year, and the Yun family has not asked, until the brother-in-law has entered the job, and the Han family sent the old housekeeper to return the two hundred taels of gold of the Yun family.
A master is a master, the identification of the fineness of the gold is very accurate, Yun Ye is very satisfied, Wangcai likes the gold sent by the Han family, and took advantage of the opportunity of Yun Ye to give the old housekeeper a receipt, a gold ingot, a fine light, did not leave Yun Ye a little, when the old housekeeper of the Han family left, he also deliberately took out a large handful of copper coins from his arms and stuffed them into Wangcai's purse, praising that this is a good horse.
The position of the Ministry of Cleaning and Selection is a position with a fart oil crotch, and it is also a position with the highest fatality rate, and it is a rare outlier for Lao Han to spend five years in this position, and the name of honesty has benefited him a lot.
Listening to the old Han Yizheng shouting the slogan "If you have the intention to kill the thief, you have no power to return to the sky", after the executioner cut off his head with a knife. A faint sadness rose in Yun Ye's heart. He still has seven younger sisters who are not married, which means that there are still seven brothers-in-law who are likely to use Lao Han, and now that he is so heroic and generous, this loss is great.
How can the next chief officer of the election department have to be honest for a year before he inadvertently exposes such a little habit, but Runniang is going to get married next month, and she has already told her brother that if Qin Lao Er does not have a good position. I went to my grandmother to cry, and said that Qin Lao Er was a concubine, and the Qin family didn't care much about his affairs now, and if he didn't have a good future, he would definitely die of depression.
Standing with Li Tai scratching his chin and feeling sad, he watched the martyr's wife calmly sew her husband's head and body together with a needle and thread. Then he rolled up the mat, tied the rope, and prepared to drag his son, who was not yet thirteen years old, all the way home......
"Yezi, do you think I should stand up?" Li Tai turned his head sideways and asked Yun Ye.
"Under the great etiquette, you and I are both passers-by A, passerby B, what are you doing when you jump out and show off, the Han Turtle family can be said to be benevolent for this kind of death. I didn't hear the loud shouting just now, "Kill the thief with intention." powerless"? Your father's chess piece is one less to stand up for, and yours is one less of your father's chess pieces? ”
"The eldest husband does not change his name when he does things, and he does not change his surname. What is this? If I kill that bastard, what will my father do with me? Knighthood? I don't even care about fiefdoms, do I care about knighthoods? “
Li Tai was very proud, he suddenly found that as long as he didn't care about the title and fief, he could walk sideways in the Tang Dynasty, and now he could, even more so when his eldest brother became the emperor in the future.
The officials of the Ministry of Rites were banging the gong there, and the team was ready to worship the sky, Li Yuanchang was swollen and completely unhuman, and he had to attend, seeing his tragic situation, Yun Ye's neck collar was full of cold sweat, he never thought that a person's head could be swollen to such an extent, seven or eight huge bulges were shiny, and yellow water was constantly flowing out of the small black hole in the middle, it is estimated that after this incident, Li Yuanchang's proud handsome face will be ruined, and the poisonous hornets in the Qinling Mountains are not even tigers dare to provoke. When swarming up, the bear has a precedent of being stung to death, this thing does not produce honey by itself, it specializes in robbing other honey-producing bees, even the honey bee is its food, it is extremely fierce, it is definitely the overlord in Qinling, of course, it is nothing in front of the yellow finch.
Everyone subconsciously stayed away from Li Yuanchang, Yun Ye didn't even see Li Yuanchang's body reacting, this guy is definitely in a coma now.
A small cloud floated in the distance, temporarily obscuring the sun, this is the only good thing that God has done in the past two days, with the clouds, the wind began to blow in the mountain, the man who pretended to be Fengbo happily waved the flag in his hand, and the celestial official of the Ministry of Rites wore a dress to worship the heavens, and recited the sacrificial table in his hand in a strange tone under the dance of a large group of Taoist priests.
The envoys of various countries wearing colorful costumes shouted and started to perform from under the stage, obviously trained by the Ministry of Rites in advance, and the movements were uniform, and occasionally two fools would make a mistake, such as Jieli, every time they made a mistake, they would take their eyes to see Li Er's face, Yun Ye and Li Tai were standing behind Li Er, and they could see clearly.
"Yezi, this is also the hero who has dominated the grassland for twenty years?" Li Tai asked Yun Ye with a disdainful face.
"Originally, he was a very powerful character, I heard a lot of legends about this guy on the grassland, saying that he could shoot down eight eagles with one arrow, and he could drop the strongest bull with one hand, he could eat one cow at a meal, and he needed three lambs as desserts after a meal, and he could find the most beautiful flowers on the grassland, and give them to the most beautiful girl in the tribe, and he could sing a song that was more tactful than a yellow bird, and one person could take care of ten thousand cows, and when he had nothing to do in his spare time, he went to fight with the most terrible demons on the grassland. A demon was thrown into the North Sea by him, hiding under the sea and not daring to come out, and a demon was erected by him on the highest mountain, and when he remembered it, he went to beat it. (Refer to the biography of King Gesar)
Yun Ye was blowing there in order to highlight Li Er's greatness, and when he heard Li Tai, he inhaled the cool air and tried hard to turn his head, but next to it was Li Yuanchang's pig's head, so he had to turn back again, gritting his teeth and holding on to prevent himself from spitting out.
There are rational, there are irrational, Li Daozong liked this topic very much, and said to the royal family next to him: "What Yunhou said sounds grotesque, but that's how they describe a hero on the grassland, a little little thing will be magnified by infinite boasting, and the old man has heard it even more disgusting." ”
A young royal family with fluff on his mouth said, "Uncle Nine, no matter how powerful this Jieli is, hasn't he been caught by the soldiers in the marmot cave?" is not a hero, now look at his disgusting appearance, after the little nephew returned to Beijing, he went to the door to beat him, and he couldn't dance well, bad luck. “
While everyone was pointing and laughing at those aliens, a sharp-eyed royal boy pointed to a group of aliens next to the woods and asked Li Daozong: "Uncle Jiu, why don't those aliens go out to dance?" “
Li Daozong glanced at it and said: "If you are in a hurry, you will jump on the field, if you don't jump now, they will jump in shackles in the future, boys, practice well, they will soon come to the Tang Dynasty to sing and dance, I heard that Gaoli's hand is very good." “
Time will pass very quickly, there was only a small cloud in the sky, and it became a large piece of kung fu at this time, and there was a tendency to turn black, and the officials of the Ministry of Rites hurriedly stopped singing and dancing, and asked the emperor to sacrifice to the sky, otherwise it would rain for a while, and there would be no way to worship the sky.
While Li Er was talking to the heavens, Yun Ye dipped saliva on his fingers, and felt the direction of the wind against the wind, and Li Xiaogong, who was doing the same action next to him, said to Yun Ye: "Boy, it's going to rain, let's not worry, but the old and weak women and children can't stand the rain, is there any good way?" “
"If Si Tianjian doesn't even have a record, the little nephew thinks that he can send them all home, and what good is it for the people who have wine bags and rice bags to keep them."
The heavenly officials of the Ministry of Rites don't know what is crazy, there are countless ready-made etiquette formats in the "Rites", you have to find the one who is most lacking in morality, find out some context from the pile of old papers, and brainstorm it yourself, it will become what it is now, when the Yellow Emperor ruled the earth, how many pieces of cloth were on the people and didn't figure it out, so you have to follow the etiquette?
A tribe has nothing to eat, take all your belongings to find food in another place, that is a common thing, but you can't copy it all to the Tang Dynasty, they are all delicate bodies, walking fifty miles is the same as fleeing, the important thing is that they are all nobles, who has nothing to do and doesn't take a carriage to walk the mountain road by themselves?
Suddenly chuckled in his heart, this kind of thing has been done by a two-hundred-and-five emperor, that is, the famous Northern Wei Dynasty Xiaowen Emperor Tuoba Hong, in order to rob the Chinese civilization very well, he lied to those nobles that he wanted to expedition to the Central Plains, and took all his belongings to advance into the Central Plains, when everyone suffered all the hardships, he said that he was too tired, we don't go back, it is better to establish our capital here, so the Xianbei clan quickly integrated into the Han nation, could it be that this ceremony, is Li Er and their Xianbei remnants in memory of their ancestors? Otherwise, what would the emperor do with the emperor to sacrifice to the heavens.
People just love to think cranky, the more they think about it, the more suspicious they are, how do those Ying Long, Yushi, Fengbo, and Jinjia God look like they are randomly found to fool people, if the Yellow Emperor relied on these stupid people to unify the Central Plains, he would have been caught and roasted and eaten by Chi You, and he could still become the ancestor of China?
It's too suspicious, especially when the eldest grandson Wuji, who has a self-curled head, turns around and smiles at Yun Ye, his heart is even more suspicious, this old guy not only looks suspicious but even has a suspicious name. (To be continued.) )
PS: Section 1