Chapter 5: Calling Daddy
In fact, Su Honghao chose to attack Elder Lan Shang, not because he felt that he had an iron head and could have a magnetic voice, but because he felt that Elder Lan Shang's weakness could be exploited.
He said to Mu Xiaoyue: "Elder Lan Shang loves money, since he has the right way to take it, then we will do what he likes, send him money from formal channels, and let him help open a back door." ”
Mu Xiaoyue was slightly surprised: "How can this be done?" ”
"Emmm, I have indeed thought of a plan for you, but this plan requires you to enter Elder Lan Shang's mansion, and I don't know much about Qingxuan Sect, so I can't be 100% sure that you will be able to do this as an outer disciple."
"Hey, is this little thing bothering you so much?" Mu Xiaoyue suddenly smiled, and said, "Even if I am in my current capacity, if I want to visit Elder Lan Shang, I can enter his mansion, but I may not be able to see him in person." ”
"That's great." Su Honghao was overjoyed.
Subsequently, he finally revealed his true intention to help Mu Xiaoyue: "I have long guessed that you may not be able to meet Elder Lan Shang, so I have arranged a complete plan for you. If you spread the news that I was killed by Su Lang, do you think that as an eyewitness, will many people come to you? ”
When Su Honghao spoke, he deliberately avoided the important and trivialized, so that Mu Xiaoyue would not pay attention to the matter of delivering the news for him.
Sure enough, Mu Xiaoyue fell into his routine, thought about his topic, and replied, "There will definitely be!" A large group of people from your Su family will come to me, and my father will also send someone to ask me about the relevant details. ”
"That's right. With a little more operation of my good strategy, I can make Elder Lan Shang come out to see you in person! ”
"Really?" Mu Xiaoyue's eyes lit up.
It's incredible!
She really couldn't figure out how these two things could be involved.
Su Honghao said with wisdom: "Of course it's true. As long as you go to visit Elder Lan Shang every day and stay in his mansion all day without coming out, then when those people come to look for you, they will disturb Elder Lan Shang.
"Over time, Elder Lan Shang will definitely find it very annoying, even if he doesn't let you enter the mansion next time, you can still stand at the door of the mansion and shout loudly when talking to the people who come to find you.
"You can rest assured that with your background identity, no one will beat you.
"Waiting for more times like this, Elder Lan Shang is very annoyed, in order to drive you away completely, he will definitely come out to see you in person."
The corners of Mu Xiaoyue's mouth suddenly twitched.
Is this the best thing you said?
Are you sure this isn't a dead guide?
After a long time, she was embarrassed and said, "This, will definitely make me not treated by Elder Lan Shang, right?" How can he accept me as a personal disciple? ”
Su Honghao said lightly: "Have you ever heard of the word cognitive dissonance? ”
He was sure that Mu Xiaoyue must have never heard of this word, this word originated from psychology, not to mention that people like Mu Xiaoyue from the world of cultivation did not know, and even in the world he lived in in his previous life, most people did not know this word.
Sure enough, Mu Xiaoyue shook her head: "I don't know, what does this mean?" ”
Su Honghao smiled proudly: "If you call Dad, I'll tell you." ”
The next second.
Boom!
The chariot opened the door, Su Honghao was thrown out, and the mount pulling the cart calmly stepped on his body, and then the wheel also ran steadily over his face.
Su Honghao lay quietly on the ground like a dead fish.
The kite, who was following the car, was frightened when she saw this scene.
She lifted the curtains and asked uneasily, "Miss, what's wrong?" ”
"It's nothing, he wants to go out to breathe, so I just help him with the intention of helping others."
"Su Gongzi, he's not going to die, right?"
"Don't worry, he can't die. By the way, you can help me pick him up. ”
"Oooh." The kite nodded like pounded garlic.
A moment later.
Su Honghao was thrown back into the chariot, he sat back in his position casually, his face was light, if it weren't for the two animal footprints on his body, and a clearly visible wheel mark on his face, I'm afraid Mu Xiaoyue really thought that the scene just now was an illusion.
Mu Xiaoyue rubbed her little pink fist.
She thinks it's good to have a little friend like Su Honghao, it's the best choice to get angry, no matter how you fight, he won't hurt, and you don't have to worry about breaking him, if you accidentally break him, at most you will kill him again.
"Okay, I'll change the conditions." Su Honghao slowly spoke, "Do you have that kind of liquid that can make the corpse disappear completely with two drops, it may be called corpse water, or it may be called something else, you give me two buckets, and I will tell you what cognitive dissonance is." ”
Mu Xiaoyue glanced at him: "There is something about this thing, and it happens to be called corpse water, but do you think this is some kind of street goods?" One is to give you two barrels? Up to five bottles. ”
"Deal!" Su Honghao grinned.
Immediately, he gave Mu Xiaoyue what cognitive dissonance is: "This word describes a kind of psychological state of people, and in layman's terms, it means that under some kind of inducement, we will do some behaviors that are inconsistent with our own attitude, resulting in our inner discomfort, which is called cognitive dissonance."
"And in order to restore our inner balance and make this behavior feel justified personally, we will make up a reason in our hearts to forcibly change our attitude, which is the result of cognitive dissonance."
Mu Xiaoyue heard it in a fog.
But if she lived in Su Honghao's previous life and often watched some love TV series, she would understand this word instantly.
The screenwriters of TV series always like to make the female protagonist hate the male protagonist at first, when one day, the female protagonist did an ambiguous thing to the male protagonist for some reason, and then the figure of the male protagonist often appears in her mind, she will have various psychological activities, thinking that she likes the male protagonist, so as to change her hated attitude towards the male protagonist, and how handsome the male protagonist will feel in the future.
This is known as cognitive dissonance in psychology.
Mu Xiaoyue scratched her head very cutely, she simply stopped exploring what cognitive dissonance was, but asked bluntly: "Then what should I do?" ”
"Simple, all you have to do is create incentives. You borrow money from him. Well, he definitely won't borrow it, and then you bet with him that you can help him multiply a certain amount of principal tenfold within a few days, and if you do, let him help induce other elders to accept you as a personal disciple, and if you can't do it, you will pay him how much money. ”
Mu Xiaoyue was excited: "Then we will definitely not be able to do it, so we can send him money logically!" Ha ha! ”
"No, we have to!"