Haode a piece of porcelain, said that it fell, but it frightened everyone on the table. Gao Yu said: "Brother Cheng, you are drunk!" ”

Cheng Wanli laughed a little crazy: "Haha-Ha-Xiaguan is drunk and clear!" The heavenly soldiers and generals that Lord Taiwei wants to see, I have already invited you out! ”

"Huh?" Gao Yu was inexplicable for a while, blinked a few times drunkenly, followed Cheng Wanli's gaze and turned his head to look at the door, but saw a person standing there with a smile, slightly clenching his fists and saying: "Lord Taiwei, Gao Le!" ”

Gao Yu was drunk and dizzy, and he couldn't recognize it clearly for a while, and said to himself: "You are the heavenly soldier invited by Cheng Taishou?" I don't think you have three heads, you don't have six arms, where is there a place like a heavenly soldier? If you really have a good trick, just play a few before this feast, and if you get into the eyes of this adult, you will definitely be rewarded! ”

The man smiled and said, "Since Lord Taiwei wants to see a trick, then I'll play a trick!" I'm counting one, two, three, and the wine glasses in the hands of the two adults are about to fall to the ground—one, two, three! If you don't hold back yet, when? ”

As soon as the words fell, I heard two "pops", and the wine glasses in the hands of Wen Huanzhang and Dang Shiying beside Gao Yu fell to the ground. Gao Yu was overjoyed, clapped his hands and said, "Okay! Good trick! Exquisite! Wonderful! ”

But unexpectedly, it was dark in front of him, and it turned out that Dang Shiying had stumbled in front of him, shouting: "Be careful, adults! This guy is Ximen Qing, the leader of the Liangshan bandits! ”

Gao Yu squinted his eyes and said with a big tongue: "Party! You don't stand up for the corpse with too much yellow soup, what nonsense do you talk about the sky and the sun? Ximenqing is still eating dust in the Sancai Heaven and Earth Array! Where can I enter our impregnable Yunzhou Dongping Mansion? And sit on one side, don't stop me from watching the trick! ”

In fact, Gao Yu didn't know, the Sancai Heaven and Earth Array was broken, the left army Guan Sheng offered Xu Jing's head, the right army Lin Chong offered Mei Zhan's head, Hu Yanqing offered Han Cunbao's armor and horses, Xiao Li Guanghuarong offered Xiang Yuanzhen's head, Lu Junyi offered Zhou Ang and Qiu Yue's head, and Zhang Shun offered Liu Menglong's head...... The people of Liangshan enthusiastically contributed to it, and for a time the crowds were piled up, and it was more than enough to build a few Beijing temples.

Although the wings are frightening, the first evil has not been eliminated, under the careful inspection of Ximenqing, in addition to the veteran Wang Huan's stubborn resistance, and now surrounded by Liangshan people, Wang Wende and Zhang Kai made the chaotic army run away without knowing where to go, this is not enough - Gao Yu also suddenly evaporated from the big array, how can this really be true!

When he was looking for clues everywhere, Zhang Qing sent someone to Pegasus to summon him, saying that he was acting according to the marshal's arrangement, and Jing Zhongli and Jing Zhong had already earned Gao Yu and his party into Dongping Mansion. Ximen Qingzhong was overjoyed when he heard this, and he hurriedly marched to Dongping Mansion.

Ten miles away from Dongping Mansion, Dong Ping then came to the city to open the door. The guards at the gate were all men and horses arranged by Jing Zhong, and they had already been instructed in advance - when Dongping Dong Dujian wanted to enter the city, he must not delay and slacken, otherwise he would miss the military aircraft and deduct money.

Therefore, as soon as Dong Pingren went to the next station in the city, the city gate opened, and the people of Liangshan took advantage of the weakness to enter, and the soldiers controlled the city and the outside of the city without blood, without much effort.

His own generals led troops to harvest the men and horses of Gao Yu's headquarters, and Ximen Qing took a good man to the state government. Hearing that Cheng Taishou was feasting, Ximenqing was polite, so he first asked Cheng Wanli's henchmen to report. The Cheng family took the opportunity to pass the vegetables and offer fruits to Cheng Wanli's side and whispered, too shou Da** was happy, and he was relieved, just when Gao Yu boasted that there was no right in the sumo world, Cheng Wanli took advantage of the topic to play, and said the words of descending to the truth and sending the generals to detain the gods, and listened like a master. Gao Yu naturally didn't believe it, so Cheng Wanli pushed the boat down the river, smashed the cup as a number, Ximen Qingshi entered, and smiled leisurely, Cheng Wanli nodded, Jing Zhong understood, Wen Huanzhang and Dang Shiying were shocked by the dog's guts, only Gao Yu was still under the wine, and he didn't know that the world had changed.

Seeing that the atmosphere at the banquet was suddenly solemn, Ximen Qing smiled and said: "Let's relax, everyone-the party general has the courage of ten thousand people, standing here, blocking the Tai Lieutenant's desire to be poor, and you can also go in your heart?" It's better to sit and talk. ”

Saying that, a sleeve was waved, and the strong wind was strong, and the top-heavy Dang Shiying fell straight backwards, and was falling into his own chair, Liangshan's little minion stepped forward quietly, holding on to the left and right, and Dang Shiying didn't want to struggle anymore.

Gao Yu clapped his hands daxiao: "Okay! What a trick! Wonderful! Exquisite! Dogs! Today you make adults and me happy, I am very tired, and when I return to Tokyo, I will naturally have your benefits! ”

At this time, Dang Shiying was forced to have chest tightness and shortness of breath by Ximen Qing's sleeves, and he only cared about wheezing, where could he speak?

And Wen Huanzhang is a handsome man who knows the times, huddled in his own chair, as quiet as a temple when zazen is in progress.

Ximen Qing pulled a chair and sat down on the seat, poured himself a glass of wine and drank it, Gao Yu looked at it with loose drunken eyes next to him, and said with a smile: "You guy, but you are so bold!" With the tiger power of this adult, he dared to sit on it without knowing anything? But that's it - Lord Ben is approachable and has fun with the people, and today you are allowed to drink at the same table, which can be regarded as the accumulation of virtue by your ancestors and the creation of the third generation! Haha! Captain Ben is so easy-going, if you still have any good tricks in your stomach, play a few more! ”

Everyone looked at the drunken Gao Yu with pity, and said in their hearts: "This guy is dead!" ”

Ximenqing lifted the wine jug and said with a smile: "There is a sobering trick, and I want to appreciate it for Lord Taiwei." ”

Gao Yu flew sideways and shouted: "The trick is out? Hurry up! ”

Ximen Qing hahadaxiao, lifted the wine jug, his arm was long, and a pot of wine was poured straight into the back of Gao Yu's neck, and at the same time he groaned: "Water-cold wine, one point, two o'clock, three o'clock ......"

Gao Yu gasped with a "uh", jumped up, and staggered at Ximen Qing and shouted: "Good for you, Diao Min who has a nose on your face!" You ate the heart of a bear and swallowed the gall of a leopard, and you dare to offend Lord Ben?! ”

Ximen Qing ignored him, but said to Cheng Wanli: "Fang Cai's Shanglian, is it right to be too guarded?" ”

Cheng Wanli is from Mr. Tong Guanmen's Lower Door Pavilion, and he is also a talented learner, a small couplet, but it is difficult for him not to fall. Hearing this, he only groaned slightly, and then responded: "The lower official is right, and please correct the son-lilacs, hundreds, thousands, and ten thousand heads!" ”

Ximen Qing daxiao said: "Okay! Good! That's what it is! Wonderful! is too high-minded, I should float together with Lord Taiwei! ”

As he spoke, he lifted the pot of wine from the table again, took a big sip, took a big sip, and turned around, like a dragon raining, a big sip of "poof", and sprayed so much that Gao Yu, who was still there to play the clown jumping off the beam, was full of face.

After being attacked by these two ways, Gao Yu, who was stunned by Taotao, finally sobered up, reluctantly shook his head, put away the wine and drunkenness, and took a closer look - Lord Taiwei suddenly jumped up in fright, and set a new record for men's high jump in the Northern Song Dynasty on the spot - but after landing, the three legs were as soft as a muffin, and he could no longer stand upright, so he had to blame his weight on the chair and tremble a lot.

Everyone was amazed at the courage of the imperial captain, and suddenly Gao Yu jumped up like a light return, hahadaxiao, as if he had changed people.

"Could it be that this person is overly frightened and crazy?" Just when everyone was looking at it like this, they heard Gao Yu say triumphantly: "This must be because I fell asleep drunk, and I saw Ximenqing in my dream!" Hate Ximen Qing! Hungry wolves chased me, even in my dreams—and when I perform my unparalleled sumo wrestling, give him a great taste! ”

Listening to Gao Yu say this, everyone felt interesting, and they all stood up and watched with a smile.

I saw Gao Yu rolling up his sleeves violently, and he was about to pounce on Ximenqing. Ximenqing put his hands on his waist, waiting for Gao Yu to come up and die.

Who knew that Gao Yu's thunder was heavy and the rain was small, and after a few heroic gestures, he didn't enter, but just said to Ximenqing: "You guy, do you know my good skills in the second year of high school?" If you know each other, quickly retreat from your dream, I won't drive you! ”

Everyone couldn't help but laugh. Gao Yu was furious and shouted: "Dare to laugh at being the imperial captain, are you impatient?!" ”

When he turned his head, he saw Cheng Wanli, Gao Yu was overjoyed, and hurriedly shouted: "Brother Cheng! You are the official of the imperial court, even in a dream, you are responsible for arresting the thief - Ximenqing is right in front of us, how can you let him go? Brother Cheng, you come forward, brother, I will cheer you on behind and support you spiritually! ”

Compared with the unscrupulous Liangshan heroes, Cheng Wanli still maintained a somewhat reserved scribe bearing. After hearing Gao Yu's point, Cheng Wanli barely suppressed his facial muscles that wanted to jump, and said: "Lord Taiwei, he is a civil official below, and he has no power to restrain the chicken, but he can't compare to Lord Taiwei who has the power to pull out the mountain and carry the tripod, and the ability to subdue the dragon and subdue the tiger - this matter of catching thieves, or Lord Taiwei, you can work hard!" ”

Gao Yu couldn't listen to good words the most, Cheng Wanli's tongue was bright under the lotus, Gao Yu's bones were forty taels lighter, and he smiled at the moment: "It turns out that Brother Cheng also knows that Master Cheng is Xiang Yu who pulls out the mountain and carries the Ding, and the Arhat who subdues the dragon and subdues the tiger?" ”

Cheng Wanli said in his heart: "It is said that this person does not learn and has no skills, and I can't imagine that he still knows half of the allusions, which can be regarded as embarrassing for him!" At that moment, Zhengse said: "Lord Taiwei's martial arts, my generation has admired it for a long time!" ”

The heroes of Liangshan also shouted beside them: "That's it!" Lord Taiwei can pee and flush wells in the land, and fart can make holes in the bed board, we have all been looking up for a long time! ”

Gao Yu smiled so hard that he couldn't close his mouth, and bowed his hands politely: "The reputation is too much!" Praise is too much! Haha! Since you have all heard of the prestige of Lord Ben, I will show you both hands today! This is not as famous as meeting, and meeting is even more famous—it is also the creation of virtue accumulated by your ancestors! ”

As he spoke, Gao Yu shook his arms open, rounded Wang Bafist and rushed straight to Ximen Qing, shouting arrogantly: "Ximen Qing is leaving!" When the imperial lieutenant Gao Yu is here! "This is exactly what it is:

The ants stretch out their legs to stumble over the tiger, and the shrimp blows their whiskers to tie up the dragon. But I don't know what will happen next, and listen to the next breakdown.