Chapter 32: The Toilet?
"Hey, we're good friends, but the way you look makes it hard for me, Sasuke."
Nara Shikamaru squinted his dead fish eyes and said in a lukewarm tone.
"This thing is very important to me, please give it to me, please, Shikamaru."
Although Sasuke's words were a request, there was something irrefutable about them, and the atmosphere between the two of them instantly solidified.
"You two, there's no need, right?"
Naruto Uzumaki looked embarrassed on the side, looking at the two of them at a loss, a little unsure of what he should do.
Finally, the top of Nara Shikamaru's head exposed blood vessels, his face was terrifying, and he couldn't bear to roar:
"You guy, it's just an ordinary toilet, why are you chattering so much!"
Behind the Nara Shikamaru is a retro-style wooden toilet with a rainbow-like finish, and a horse's head at the back.
It's just that this seemingly ordinary toilet is not so simple, in fact, this toilet is the world shuttle.
At first, Sasuke didn't believe that this toilet was the world shuttle, after all, in Sasuke's imagination, the world shuttle should be a very tall thing, not a colorful toilet with bells and whistles.
But the reconnaissance ability of the "biography" makes Sasuke have to admit that the bells and whistles toilet he sees in front of him is indeed a world shuttle that can cause great changes in the world.
Sasuke actually felt that something was wrong when he walked to the vicinity of the World Shuttle through the reconnaissance ability of the "Biography", because there were some toiletries nearby, but when Sasuke really found the World Shuttle, Sasuke realized that nothing in the world was impossible to happen.
As for the next situation, Sasuke felt the change in the position of the World Shuttle and thought that the situation had taken a turn for the better, but when he walked all the way to the front of the World Shuttle, Sasuke realized that he was still too young.
The body of the world shuttle is actually a toilet, and it is not an ordinary toilet, but a colorful toilet with bells and whistles.
Sasuke was already desperate to find such a discovery, but he had to face a very cruel reality, and he also needed to obtain this strange toilet bowl with colorful bells and whistles from the hands of his classmate Nara Shikamaru.
In fact, Sasuke was not as annoyed and angry as he imagined when faced with such a choice, after all, the person who got the world shuttle was not a stranger, but his good friend.
In this way, Sasuke can be completely relieved, after all, there will be no jokes in Konoha Village in the future that the only heir of the Uchiha clan forcibly robbed the toilets of other villagers.
It's just that it's not so easy to get Nara Shikamaru to give up his toilet, and Sasuke is still entangled with Nara Shikamaru.
"Say, Shikamaru, what do you want, as long as I can do it, don't be polite to me!"
Sasuke patted his chest and promised Nara Shikamaru.
Nara Shikamaru looked at Sasuke in front of him, and for some reason, Nara Shikamaru felt oppressed.
Originally, during the ninja school holidays, Nara Shikamaru planned to sleep at home until night, and then sleep from night until dawn, and occasionally have time to play shogi with his father Nara Shikaku.
But Nara Shikamaru's mother obviously didn't want Nara Shikamaru to eat like this at home and wait for death, so she directly kicked Nara Shikamaru out of the house and let the other party sell things before going home.
Nara Shikamaru didn't know what he was supposed to sell, so he could just wander around the shopping malls of Konoha at a turtle speed. When Nara Shikamaru really didn't want to leave, Nara Shikamaru suddenly saw the world shuttle in the toilet and bathroom store.
Nara Shikamaru was attracted by this bells and whistles world shuttle at a glance, although such a swaggering thing did not conform to Nara Shikamaru's own aesthetics, but Nara Shikamaru remembered that his mother liked this kind of thing very much.
"Although there is no damage to the toilet in the house, and the toilet is very much in line with my aesthetics. However, if I can get my mother to agree to go home and sleep, it is not at all unacceptable to change the toilet with all the bells and whistles. ”
Nara Shikamaru thought so, then sold the world shuttle, and then borrowed a small car from the owner of the toilet shop to pull this fancy toilet home.
It's just that Nara Shikamaru hasn't gone far from the toilet shop, and Sasuke and Naruto Uzumaki came to Nara Shikamaru together.
In fact, it is not a problem for Nara Shikamaru to give this bells and whistles toilet to Sasuke with Nara Shikamaru's temper, but what Nara Shikahisa really cares about is not this toilet, but the rest time represented behind this toilet.
As long as he gave this toilet to his mother, then the toilet bowl had already worked, and Nara Shikamaru achieved his purpose and returned to his own home to rest.
Nara Shikamaru looked at Sasuke, although going back to rest made Nara Shikamaru yearn for it very much, but he still carefully explained to Sasuke why he cared about this toilet.
"So, you don't like this toilet?"
As soon as Sasuke's words were spoken, Sasuke noticed that Nara Shikamaru's eyes became even more unfocused.
"Who likes a toilet like that? After all, such a bells and whistles toilet is not a decoration, just a daily necessities that look good, and the key is that with this toilet my mother will let me go home. ”
Naruto Uzumaki looked at Nara Shikamaru with a strange face, a little unsure of what to say, but he still took the initiative to speak:
"That Shikamaru, although I don't know much about Mrs. Nara's aesthetics, but I also know that a gift for a woman shouldn't be a colorful looking toilet, even a bouquet of flowers should be much better than this, right?"
As soon as Naruto Uzumaki spoke, he instantly made Nara Shikamaru react, although Nara Shikamaru didn't seem to be very easy to get along with, but he was actually a person with very high emotional intelligence. It's just that Nara Shikamaru doesn't usually use his super high emotional intelligence, but now after being reminded by Naruto Uzumaki, Nara Shikamaru instantly reacted that what his mother needed should be a bunch of carnations instead of the bells and whistles toilet that he pulled.
"But ......"
Nara Shikamaru looked embarrassedly at the fact that there were only three or two coins left in his pocket, and his money had basically been used to buy this toilet, so far he could only ask the owner of the toilet shop to return it.
"Shikamaru, if you don't mind, then please transfer this toilet to me, don't worry, it will definitely not let you suffer."