Section 10: The whole people play drums

Yun Ye had always thought that his married life was his own privacy, an extremely secret act, and as a result, he looked at the Tang Dynasty people wrongly, and he forgot that this was the most open era for sexual issues in history.

"Husband and wife Dunlun, is the road of humanity, like the fusion of yin and yang, alternating black and white, is the source of vitality in the world, not greedy, can not be cut off, the evergreen of the tree, since there is no axe to cut down, lonely yin does not grow, only yang does not grow, yin and yang harmony to nurture all things, yin and yang between heaven and earth, is the norm, can not be denied."

Who would have thought that this passage was what Wei Zheng said in the matter, followed by two old eunuchs, whisking dust on the crook of his arm, and greeting Yun Ye with a smile.

"Yunhou don't have to be embarrassed, our family is the yin and yang envoy in the palace, and he came to teach the secret method of yin and yang on the order of Niangniang, some time ago Princess Danyang was not in harmony with General Xue and his wife, and it was also our family that taught the yin and yang method, so the couple was harmonious, the house was stable, and now it is Yunhou, how fortunate the two slaves and maids are."

Yun Ye nodded and asked Wei Zheng to sit down in the front hall, and when Wei Zheng entered the room, he picked up a thick wooden stick and slashed it at the two eunuchs, the two eunuchs flew out of the sky, hugging their heads and running around, Yun Ye carried the two eunuchs from the garden to the gate, until the figures of the two guys disappeared from the path.

When he returned to the door of his house and instructed the gatekeeper, he would beat the two eunuchs to death when he saw them again, and he dared to approach the Yunjia Zhuangzi and buried them on the spot after being killed, and there was no need to report back.

I'm angry, don't I know how to communicate between husband and wife? Don't know how to make a villain? Lao Tzu has made three, bastards, teach Lao Xue and his wife how to Dunlun? Do you know that Lao Xue is now hiding in Yushan and doesn't dare to see people? I went to the door to find the old Xue Yao Soldier Formation Atlas, that guy was all masked to see Yun Ye, no face to see people, as soon as the old brothers met, Xue Wanche was an eight-foot man, howling and crying, Danyang looked down on him, and said that he wouldn't even do that kind of thing between husband and wife. The emperor specially sent someone to explain to their husband and wife. You can't listen to it. Throwing Lao Xue into the grinding disc and grinding it into meat foam is also more comfortable than carrying this reputation on his back.

The bastard who recorded the emperor's living notes actually wrote this matter into the living notes, as a famous example of the emperor's concern for his subordinates, and said that Xue Wanche had not been to the court for three months, according to rumors. Lao Xue has been working hard to learn how to be a couple, but he hasn't learned it for three months, and it is estimated that it will take half a year.

The military power of a fierce general was lifted lightly in this way, and it did not damage Lao Xue's character, outsiders would only think that Lao Xue lacked heart, and now it was Yun Ye's turn to lack heart.

The old god Wei Zheng was sitting in the front hall drinking tea. It seems that the matter of being scolded by Yun Ye and running away with his face has never happened, and when he saw Yun Ye coming back angrily, he picked up the tea bowl and was polite to Yun Ye, and continued to drink tea.

"Lao Wei, what are you doing now, what are you doing when you are unlucky, what are you doing what is disgusting, what is going on, my young greed is not a big deal. How did you listen to it all the time? Got two of these people to disgust me. ”

"Kind. The old man you scolded last time hid his face and ran away, almost hitting the mountain. This time, I heard that you have a bad relationship, the old man is here to pat the horse, and he specially found a yin and yang envoy for you, and you ran away, it seems that the old man has been very unpopular recently. ”

"Pull it down, just your backbone, as long as you bend it once, it will break, you can't do the bullshit thing, you can't do it, and the adults in the hall will be idle to this point? This time it's that turtle grandson who is going to embarrass me? ”

"The princess lives in your house, and you are not a concubine, and there is a lot of discussion in the court, thinking that it is unseemly. The princess is immoral, the marquis of Lantian is immoral, and the identity of the heir of the king of Lingnan Guide is very questionable, and he needs to send someone else to go, and he was reprimanded by His Majesty in front of the court, although His Majesty is helping you, some people in the court have already said that you are a minister, and His Majesty is too deeply favored by you. “

"I see, but I don't know who they have chosen to replace my child? I'd love to know. ”

"No one goes, Feng Ang doesn't go, no one dares to go to your child's land, they elected the Qinzhou Ning family, as well as the Luzhou Chen family, both of which are Lingnan's second only to the Feng family's big family, hearing the rumors, the head of the two families said: "The mountain god of Lingnan will play the drum, and if he plays the drum, he will die, and there is no blessing, it is not good to be the king of Guide, and now it seems that only Li Rong's little son will be the king of Guide, and the mountain god will be quiet, and the population of Lingnan is not large, and the mountain god can not withstand the drum." The heads of both families are now sick.

Yunhou went to Lingnan, and let a group of young women dare not move, which really made the old man admire, but Yunhou, it is really inappropriate for the princess to live in your house, and the mother sent these two eunuchs, I am afraid that it is to warn you, it is better to ......"

Yun Ye didn't wait for Wei Zheng to finish speaking, and then intercepted: "The princess will return to the princess's mansion tomorrow, and our family will go to the princess's mansion as guests, what does Duke Wei think?" ”

"Why don't you know how to retreat all of a sudden? This matter can't be put on the table, and there are few things that you and the princess are not clear about, but it's not necessary to do it so obviously. ”

"Your schemes have counted one person's feelings less."

"Who's? Yours? Wei Zheng looked at Yun Ye playfully, he didn't understand one thing, it was so difficult to let the princess return to the princess's mansion? It's just a matter of avoiding people's eyes and ears.

"Li Rong's, the fief in Lingnan belongs to this child, this child came to the world for this, eight hundred miles of fiefdom, not to mention that it is a wild land, there has been some output in the past two years, why, one by one, is red-eyed? Now Li Anlan and Li Rong have gradually brought the people back to their hearts and began to rebuild that barren land, and the annual taxes paid to the imperial court are about to reach a medium-sized state, not to mention that the Lingnan Navy has to retrieve millions of quintals of grain from Annan every year, these are all merits, how can they not be exchanged for a small Guide throne. I'm afraid this throne can't even compare to an earl in Chang'an, they even see this thing in their eyes?

Wei Gong, I have heard an ancient legend, I heard that Lingnan not only has the mountain god playing the drum, I heard that the river god can also play the drum, the sea dragon king can also beat the drum when he has nothing to do, so that now he is a person who will beat the drum, and maybe he will come to Chang'an. “

"Yun Yeer dare!" Wei Zheng was startled, stood up suddenly, and turned over the tea bowl, the pale yellow tea trickled down the side of the table, and finally turned into a line of water splashing on the square bricks on the ground, and the room was quiet and scary.

"There are infinite truths in heaven and earth, and these are the things I study, but I don't know much about the human heart, I only know that if there is a first concession in these things, even if it is just a grain of dust, those who are insatiable will always find an excuse for you to retreat again and again, and when you find that you have no way out, it is already too late, they will dismember you to pieces, and finally swallow them with the belt bones, and after eating and wiping them off, they will spit and say: "Fool! ”

Lao Wei, so I don't retreat, if I have the ability, I will come, I will continue to be bright and dark, who dares to reach out and cut my hand, dare to stretch my leg and chop my leg, from tomorrow, the Lingnan sailor will not be allowed to carry any more private goods, and those who violate the order will be killed! This was originally part of military law, and it is not too late to enforce it. “

Wei Zheng went out in a daze, originally wanted to convey some bad information to Guò, let Yun Ye know how to converge, let the princess go back to her residence, all the people were in their own positions, and everyone stopped attacking each other, but he didn't expect it to intensify the conflict, Yun Ye ordered the Lingnan sailors in front of him not to carry any more private goods, and in the future, if the goods in Lingnan want to get out of the Wuling Pass, they can only take the long Meiling Ancient Road. Without the most important communication channel, Lingnan will return to primitive and reckless in an instant.

Those who have heavy income in Lingnan will lose a lot, and the people who originally attacked Li Anlan and Li Rong were these nobles who ate too much fat and wanted to gain an inch, Yun Ye said that he chopped his hands and feet, and he really did it. Wei Zheng found that he couldn't understand the people around him now, and now for the sake of interests, one by one has no friendship to talk about, calling him brother in his face, and stabbing people in the eye with a knife behind his back without blinking.

"Yun Ye refused to let him take a step, and ordered the navy not to carry smuggled goods, and those who violated the order were beheaded, he gave up the little bargain he had asked His Majesty for at the beginning, and began to fight back against those people." The eldest grandson had a big belly and leaned on the soft couch, she was about to give birth, so it was very difficult to say a word now.

"That's right, it's a national policy for the army to carry food to the country, it should be, he made the army into four dislikes, I have long wanted to talk about him, because I promised him one less military discipline, so it's hard to say, now he returns the army to its origins, there is nothing wrong, he always loots the barren land in Lingnan, it is not a long-term solution, and it also needs to recuperate there. Feng Ang should not be persecuted too much, wait until the population of Guanzhong has increased in the last few years, and then open the pass again, let the immigrants in, as long as the Han people occupy the majority of the population, I will divide the states and counties there, and finally those feudal kings, just enjoy the taxes, and the management of the place must be in our hands after all.

Anyway, Yun Ye is still reckless in doing this, he will make his enemies all over the world, come to people, proclaim my will, and send Wuli Sima to the army to picket lawlessness in the army. “

Xin Yue, Li Anlan didn't know why the two eunuchs came to the house, thinking that they were really here to teach the husband the art in the house, so he was so ashamed that he took the child and hid in Yushan, not daring to see anyone.

Grandma also wanted to see her good great-grandson, so naturally she took a large family into Yushan, but what they didn't know was that the gate of the Yun family was almost broken by those nobles.

Yun Ye watched them perform with a smile, begging, crying, threatening, sprinkling, and righteous words, no matter what they said, Yun Ye still shook his head, and finally said to them with tears in his eyes: "The Yun family can't bear it!" ”

Yun Ye's sad signboard lasted for three days, and finally he was dragged by the prince who couldn't stand it to see the harvest of potatoes. (To be continued.) )

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