Chapter 80: It's Lively
The current Cai family's resentment towards Liang Zhongshu and Li Bei'er has been in her bones, and she only listened to her jumping out from between her teeth: "Zhao troublemaker, I want you to lead the way, go and meet those two stinky and shameless adulterers and sluts for a while!" Would you like to? β
Of course, Zhao Troublemaker was a clueless admit, and said: "However, that Li Bei'er lives far away outside the city, if it is late today, it will be a little troublesome to copy!" β
As soon as he heard the word "day night", Cai's suddenly had multi-level and all-round associations, and his heart was like being stung by a hornet, and he couldn't jump into the clouds.
This time, Cai's words jumped out of his nose and eyes: "Liang Zhongshu, your Liang family's little glory and wealth will be lost by noon tomorrow!" Li Bei'er, you fox! Dare to rob a man with the old lady! I'm going to want you to die tonight! Someone's coming! Prepare the carriages and horses, and point out the troops to go on the expedition! β
On the edge of Liangshan Bo that day, Ximen Qing played "Xiahedong", and sang Huyanjun's heart. Art has no borders, and now this drama has gone far and wide, and has been copied to the Western Xia of Liao, north and south of the river, inside and outside the Great Wall, there are villages and communities singing everywhere.
The Daimyo's Mansion is located not far from the north of Liangshan, the cottage is the fastest, Cai's has not only given birth to Liang Zhongshu in the past few days, but also can't find Yanqing, it is the time to be bored, so he is obsessed with watching the play, a new edition of "Xia Hedong" makes her upside down, messy, and has gone crazy.
After the dozens of big-footed mothers-in-law were gathered, Cai's anger was uncontrollable, and he opened his mouth to do the same thing: "The flag is fluttering, the horn is singing, and the mountain is shakingββ"
All the big-footed women responded with a howl of wolves, and raised the water sticks, fire sticks, top door latches, and clothes pounding pestles in their hands high - these are the four major artifacts of the Cai Clan's Blood Soul Hall's close red clothes guard across the Daimyo's Mansion.
Cai's got the favor and had already entered the play, and sang with emotion: "Cai family soldiers, the sergeants are full of grief and hatred, full of righteous indignation, like flowers glaring angrily, Sister Feng gritted her teeth, it's really a pity, today someone has to work hard to return to the yin, this time, the traitor will not swear to withdraw the army!" β
Zhao Troublemaker listened to the scalp tingling, Cai's ridiculous voice cut out people's ears, and he already had a precursor of vomiting three liters of blood.
Fortunately, under the leadership of Sister Ruhuafeng, the big-footed mothers-in-law cheered like thunder, which curbed Cai's desire to perform. Ruhua flattered: "If Madame's golden voice shines on the edge of Liangshan, those original singers will have to stop!" β
Sister Feng is not far behind: "Liangshan is a cottage, compared to us, Mrs. is more cottage!" β
Cai's was praised in good spirits, full of spirit, with upside down eyebrows, like Mu Guizhiying, with apricot eyes wide open, like an orchid of flowers and trees, and shouted: "The soldiers are fast, and the soldiers will march with me!" β
All the soldiers responded in unison, the middle gate of the Liang Mansion was opened, forty or fifty people sat in the sedan chair one after another, Zhao Troublemaker rode a horse to lead the way, and the group came to the south gate vigorously.
Because it is necessary to prevent the attack of the heroes of Liangshan, although it is not yet time, the Daimyo's Mansion is already about to be closed to the sky. As soon as the Cai family arrived, they raised their eyebrows and shouted at Kaicheng, who dared not to open it? The city gate official was still worried that there would be bandits in the dark, and he was going to send troops to protect him, so he came up and wanted to ask where Cai's troops were going, and Cai's could tell him that this was to catch his husband for thousands of miles? At that moment, he snorted coldly, and slapped him with a slap, so that the helmets of the city gate officials flew.
This shocked the audience, and the defenders of the city gate were distracted, and no one dared to come up to beg for themselves.
The city gate official suffered this humiliation, although he was angry, but his wife went out of the city at night, and the matter was too big, so he had to send someone to report Liang Zhongshu in a hurry. But Liang Zhongshu had already gone out of the city to meet Li Bei'er privately, and he couldn't find anyone, so Zuihou had to go to Wenda Li Cheng, who was in charge of the soldiers and horses of the Daimyo Mansion.
As soon as Li Cheng heard that it was the Cai family that provoked the demon moth, the heads of the two of them suddenly became three circles bigger. They knew in their hearts that although the two of them were valued by Liang Zhongshu and were the majestic soldiers and horses of the Daimyo Mansion, in the eyes of the Cai family, they were not much higher than the heads of the families in the mansion. Now that this lady is on a night tour, whoever dares to catch up and stop it is purely humiliating.
So Wen Da said: "Madame's move must have a deep meaning!" β
Li Cheng said peacefully: "You and I are mortal with the naked eye, we can't see through the mystery here, if you rush up to disturb it, I'm afraid that you will do something bad with good intentions!" β
The two came to the conclusion in unison: "In this case, let's wait and see!" β
So he ordered to go down and watch the gates of the Daimyo's Mansion be careful, for God knows when this lady will get tired of the night tour, and then she may run to any of the gates to call the city, and if the city is flattered a little slower, there will be another great trouble.
The officers and men on duty were full of complaints. Thanks to Cai's blessing, I definitely can't drink and play tonight. After complaining, someone cursed: "I just hope that some people will bump into the heroes of Liangshan head-on, and also give a mouthful of pickled evil for our bitter brothers!" The crowd listened and cheered in unison.
Fortunately, these words did not fall into Cai's ears, otherwise, she would have been able to tear down the city gate of the Daimyo's Mansion. At this time, the Cai family only hated the sedan car going slowly, and kept sending Sister Ruhuafeng to urge Zhao Troublemaker, who was leading the way: "Why is it not yet?!" β
Zhao Troublemaker just said in fear: "It's coming! Soon! β
Fifteen miles away, Cai's urged one or twenty times. Finally, in the sound of autumn worms on all sides, I finally saw a few lights in the courtyard of Li Bei'er's house.
"Madam, Li Bei'er is there!" Zhao dismounted and came to Cai's sedan chair.
Sister Ruhua Feng lifted the curtain of the sedan chair, Cai wrapped a cloak, got out of the sedan chair, and smiled colder than the night wind: "Hmph!" Li Bottle! You fox! When you escaped with your life, you should shrink into a shell and never come out! Who knew that you were so bold and dared to anger your ancestors? Today I will push you up the mountain and fall to your death, and you will drown in the river! β
Those big-footed mothers-in-law are a bunch of shrews, each family relies on the Cai family's momentum, and they are used to running rampant in the Daimyo's Mansion on weekdays, but today they are nested in the cart and eat the cold wind and dust all the way, how can the resentment in the stomach be suppressed? At that moment, Qi Qi whined the four major artifacts, and suddenly added a murderous aura in the night.
Cai called Zhao over and asked, "Who else is there under the fox girl?" β
Zhao Troublemaker replied: "It's just that the two maids are serving with them, and there are no more people!" β
Cai Shi laughed and said, "That's very good! The little ones went in, captured the little fox first, killed the fox in front of the face pin, and also killed the chicken to show the monkey! Even if the fox is not flustered, it makes her feel distressed! Then I'll try to slowly entertain her, and it's a pleasure! β
Ruhua asked, "And what about Manager Liang?" β
Cai gritted his teeth and said, "I almost forgot about this guy!" Pick a few liliang people, tie him up first when you enter the door, and break your legs! On this day, the thunder split the brain and divided the corpse of the five horses to make a yellow son, but what about the good people I called! He actually ate inside and crawled outside, and ran an adulterer and a slave to deal with me, and he must be spared! β
The division of troops is about to be completed, and all the shrews and wild girls shouted, such as flowers on the left, Sister Feng on the right, Cai's superintendent of the Chinese army held back, and rushed up, first knocked down the fence wall of this small courtyard, and trampled on it.
Liang Zhongshu and Li Bei'er finished complaining about their separation several times, and the two of them took a bath in the soup, and they were eating supper with affection, but they heard the noise of people outside, as if the sky was falling, and Liang Zhongshu jumped up.
Hurriedly grabbed the door to look, and saw Liang Weisuo rushing out of the ear room majestically, shouting: "Who is making noise here?" You can know that the master is here......"
Before he finished speaking, with a "bang", he had already eaten a water stick on his head, and Liang Wei's keyhole was full of gold stars, and he suddenly shrank and fell to the ground. A few big-footed shrews pounced on him with a sinister smile, held him down, tied him up skillfully, and threw him into the courtyard.
Fortunately, Yingchun Xiuchun waited for Liang Zhongshu Li Bei'er to drink the banquet in the middle hall, and Fang was not poisoned, but at this time, he was also frightened and his little face turned pale.
At a moment's notice, Liang Zhongshu recognized the origin of these people, the shrews raised by the Cai family, he was tired of seeing them on weekdays. Before, he was worried that it was robbers, but now he felt that it was better to come to a group of robbers, and the situation could be more relaxed than now.
Liang Zhongshu looked back and saw that Li Bei'er's pretty face, which had already recovered its blood color, turned out to be whiter than Yingchun Xiuchun, and he suddenly felt a pain in his heart, and said secretly: "I used to be cowardly, blindly retreated, and developed a thief, but I failed Sister Bottle." Today, I can't take half a step back, my happiness is all fought for! β
nodded to Li Bei'er at the moment, and said heavily: "Don't worry! Then he suddenly strode out of the house and yelled, "Stop with me!" β
The shrews and wild girls who are smashing and destroying in all directions are on the rise, where can they pay attention to his soft-footed husband? There are also some clever ones who go into the ear chambers on both sides, pick up some things that are in their eyes and stuff them into their private pockets. They didn't learn anything else from the Cai family, and they were all first-class masters of scraping and exploiting.
But I heard a sneer in the dark, the lamp ball torch, and the bright pine were ignited for a while. When Cai came, he had already made up the idea of burning Li Bei'er's house, and these fire-starting props were well prepared. In the light of the fire, the four glass lamps were guided back and forth, Cai's left was like a flower, and Sister Feng was on the right, holding a thorny cowhide soft whip, and he was the first to go into battle, just looking at Liang Zhongshu and sneering.
Liang Zhongshu met Cai's sharp gaze, did not back down, but said: "You are also from everyone, and you actually did the robbery act of breaking into people's houses at night?" What's the matter, you and I will go home first, and then make a debate! β
Cai almost crushed his gums, and said gloomily: "If you want me to go back, it's simple, first mention the fox head!" β
Liang Zhongshu stretched out his hand to protect the lintel behind him: "Today, I have three inches of gas, you can't break this door!" β
Cai's was so angry that he was about to order someone to set fire to the house, when he suddenly heard a cannon behind him, and the four fields raised fire like stars, breaking through the darkness, and there was a ** laugh: "It's so lively here!" "This is exactly what it is:
Ximen Qing used the plan twice, and Liang Zhongshu was captured twice. But I don't know what will happen next, and listen to the next breakdown.