is old, always eating old tofu is easy to have back pain, Xin Yue will lose her temper, and Li Anlan got into the quilt, and was reprimanded by Xin Yue pointing her nose, and there is a feeling of being caught and raped in bed.

At this time, the man's family should either be honest and obedient, or be annoyed and angry, Yun Ye decisively chose to be annoyed and angry, pressed Xin Yue on the edge of the bed and slapped her ass twice, and then took the clothed Li Anlan away, leaving her alone in the house to lose her temper, according to her, it was her house.

Xiao Wu stood beside the master and didn't speak, just grinning and smirking, I have to say that this kid is smirking now, and he looks bright and moving.

"Knowing that your Bai Yujing has been built, you don't need to be so proud, Bai Yujing is in the sky, is that round of bright moon, does Mingyue understand? To give you a reason, the distance unit will be used if the road is close, such as size, mile, if the road is far, it needs to be expressed by another length unit, which is time multiplied by speed, for example, the distance traveled in a year is called light years.

Now your master is not only old, but also has a high official position, and can talk nonsense as he wants, just when I am talking nonsense, you can listen to it in a daze, this is a little story between our master and apprentice.

It is said that when you move faster than the speed of light, the whole world will be very different, do you know how fast light can run? It's not a blink of an eye, a flicker, an instant, it can be expressed, since our family's master is arithmetic, then there must be a definite number, as far as I know, you split half an hour into three thousand six hundred parts, light, the distance traveled in a time is 600,000 miles, this point, Master can guarantee that he is correct, unless your speed exceeds this limit, otherwise. I can't see Bai Yujing. ”

Xiao Wu was still smiling, and he didn't care at all about Yun Ye's strange words, took out a silk picture from his sleeve and said with a smile: "What you said is naturally correct, the disciple can take it as a future goal, but you can take a look at our family's Bai Yujing first." ”

Yun Ye glanced at it and threw the silk picture aside with disdain and said: "The little family is angry, I built a few houses in a mountain nest and dug a few caves, I think it is Bai Yujing, it is too far away." ”

Yun Ye stretched out his hand and rubbed Xiao Wu's head and said, "When will the little girl's temperament change, seeing that your child is about to get married." Why do you only care about playing by yourself? Why don't you worry about the little tiger's family? Liu Zhengwu has been complaining to me five or six times, how old are you going to ask someone to help you raise your daughter? ”

Xiao Wu didn't care about tidying up his messy hair, and hurriedly chased after the silk painting that was blown away by the wind, and after finally catching up, he hid it in his arms, and said to Yun Ye angrily: "I don't like his daughter." He is tall and big, and his body is not long. Little Tiger is the eldest son and grandson of the Di family. People are not only clever, but also good-looking, if I marry a stupid woman, I, who is a mother-in-law, will be angry to death. ”

Yun Ye smiled and said, "Then tell me, whose daughter do you have a crush on?" Little Tiger told me very clearly that he likes the daughter of Liu Zhengwu's family, and your son's temperament is absolutely like yours. If you have the ability, you can break them up and show me, be careful that people elope in anger, your reputation as a wicked mother-in-law can be regarded as a backlash. ”

"He dares!" Xiao Wu's eyebrows immediately stood up, and the majesty of the Yushan Academy judgment was not small.

"How dare not. The little tiger has an official position, and people are not uncommon to Di Renjie's earl's title, what else can you do with others? When the time comes to apply for an external transfer, do you think Liu Zhengwu will not be able to put a good position for his son-in-law?

I know what you are thinking, you grew up in your family since you were a child, and when you became an adult, you will be a gentleman in Yushan Academy, all the people you have dealt with in your life are the elites of the Tang Dynasty, and it is not strange to look down on the stupid girl of the Liu family, you like smart people, but the little tiger doesn't like it, people are willing to find an honest and honest wife to stay with for a lifetime.

In my opinion, the little tiger's idea is right, if you marry a wife, you must marry a stupid one, you look at Di Renjie's sad face all day long, how can there be any fun at all, and it is not a dead place to be controlled by you.

The little tiger sees this qiē in his eyes, so he has to marry a simple wife, our children are like monkeys, and it may not be easy for you to hold it in your hands.

When you married Helan to Shou'er, you thought you had a plan, in fact, people were already eye-catching, Helan is actually not a domineering character, these years have helped Yanrong to put the family properly, although you are a concubine, life is more comfortable than other people's housemothers, those tricks you taught Helan don't work, the master found out that he was wrong, taught you a mess of things, why didn't he teach you to love others well, according to Bai Yujing's words, your IQ is outstanding, your EQ is very low, silly girl, Wisdom is useless in dealing with feelings, and sometimes some stupid ways can make people moved. ”

"A smart person naturally knows how to deal with feelings, and if you don't handle it well, then you are not a smart person!" Xiao Wu rarely retorted to her master, after all, wisdom is a strength that she has always been proud of.

"Huh? This is a question for me, but as far as Master knows, wisdom has a sharp edge, and it is easy to hurt people, and the form of wisdom is Lianda! Or Huoda, look at Master Yan, look at Mr. Li Gang, and then look at your master and me, they are all open-minded expressions, I was caught and raped in bed by your master and mother just now, do you know how I got rid of it? It's a stupid way to get angry, but it works, and a wise man is to get out of trouble at the right time and in the right way. ”

Xiao Wu heard what the master said, and laughed straight down, how could she not know the situation at home, since Li Anlan entered the mansion, the master and the mother guarded against Li Anlan like a thief, the master and Li Anlan also took care of their own identities, and the master couldn't talk about their identities in front of Li Anlan, so they were justifiable.

Seeing that Xiao Wu began to laugh, Yun Ye said with a smile: "The way of husband and wife is like this, there is no reason to talk about it, and it is not a place to be reasonable, you yourself are beautiful and miserable, and you are smart before and after, when you found a husband, I was sad, I couldn't bear to send Xiaojie to the mouth of your tiger, but I couldn't find any other scapegoat, and finally looked at the Tang Dynasty, and only Xiaojie could still bounce in front of you a few times, so it contributed to this marriage. Master is happy for you from the bottom of my heart.

But in the past few years, you are obsessed with the so-called Bai Yujing, and you want to start a generation of grandmasters, girl, the grandmaster is not what you pursue like this, he is naturally produced in the case of you have a profound background, back then, Mr. Yuanzhang enlightened I have seen, Mr. Lishi enlightened I have also seen, that process is very painful, just like a python molting, only by shedding the shackles that have been formed in the past, can you get new vitality, it is definitely not possible to build five floors and twelve cities, if you want to reach the realm of the grandmaster, Intelligence will be your worst enemy, come on, come on, Master will give you a word, you can understand it well. This is a little insight that your master had back then, and it should be helpful to you. ”

When Xiao Wu arrived in front of Yun Ye, no matter how old he was, he would still become a little girl with a strange temper, unwilling to follow, and was dragged to the study by Yun Ye.

Smiled and spread out a large piece of paper, the maid studied the ink, and withdrew, Yun Ye lifted the pen, a few strokes, a huge clamshell turtle jumped on the paper, Yun Ye has not drawn turtles much over the years, although Chu Guogong's turtle picture and Zhan Ziqian's figure painting have long been called double unique, Chu Guogong cherishes ink like gold, and rarely paints turtles, so that it is difficult to find thousands of gold on the market.

Zhan Ziqian paints figures, making good use of tight lines and being able to blend in shades of color, showing the personality and demeanor of the subject, and achieving a state of full vitality and contentment.

And Chu Guogong painted the turtle with only thick and light ink, a few strokes can make a turtle's cute appearance on the paper, the most precious of each turtle is not the same, if you look at it for a long time, you will find that the turtle is laughing.

"I don't want a turtle, it's still a clamshell turtle!" Others are hard to find, and when they come to Xiao Wu, they are worthless, and when they see the master painting a turtle, they think they are laughing at themselves.

"Shut up!" Yun Ye reprimanded Xiao Wu angrily, picked up the pen and wrote a line of big characters in the blank space of the big paper: "The beach has been lying for three and a half years, and I will turn over when the big waves come!" ”

Carefully dip the dry cloth in the excess ink, and after drying it, roll it up and stuff it into Xiao Wu's hand and say: "When your master was the most unlucky, he lived by this sentence, think about the meaning of this, stick it on the wall, and observe it carefully." ”

"When outsiders see you, they will say that you are an old turtle, and your disciple is a little turtle!" Xiao Wu cried with a sad face, very reluctant.

"Humph! As long as your life can be happy and comfortable, what if our sect has changed from Bai Yujing to the Turtle Gang, not only you have to see it, but Xiaojie also has to watch it more. ”

After finishing speaking, he kicked Xiao Wu out of the house and asked her to go back quickly.

The unhappy Xiao Wu returned home, saw Di Renjie in the office, sighed, and ordered the kitchen to boil some desserts for Di Renjie, Di Renjie likes sweets the most, and has never changed in his life.

I quietly sat on the chair with my husband, I still listened to what the master said just now, and looked at my husband for a long time, only to realize that he was not young.

Di Renjie finished processing a paperwork, and when he looked up, he found that Xiao Wu's eyes were staring at him without blinking, so he smiled and said, "I'm back, what did Master say?" What do you think of your Bai Yujing? ”

Xiao Wu silently opened the piece of paper, pointed to the picture on it and said to Di Renjie: "This is what Master taught me, a turtle with a clamshell!" (To be continued......)

PS: Section 2