Zuo Fei glanced at the old man, didn't talk nonsense with him, and began to conduct a psychological review of him.

"What's your name?"

"The common name of the deity is Li Er, the word Dan, and the word Boyang, known as Lao Tzu, and the Taoist name is Taishang Laojun. ”

"Where's home?"

"My hometown is Ku County, and I now live in Tushi Palace. ”

"Now I'm going to ask you questions, and you're going to answer them honestly. ”

"Please. ”

"Do you think there are ghosts in the world?"

"Demons are the return of men, not to be believed, not to be deluded, not to be slandered, not to be ......"

Seeing him talking, Zuo Fei hurriedly asked the next question: "Do you think the earth is round?"

"Heaven and earth change, all things move, the world is impermanent, how can the earth be round? There is yin and yang, concave is Ze, convex is ...... ridge"

"What would you do if a person accidentally stepped on your shoe?"

"Shoes don't get angry, I don't get angry. ”

"What would you do if you were in trouble and danger and asked someone for help, and that person didn't want to help you?"

"Let it be. ”

"What would you do if someone had a problem and asked you for help?"

"Wait for the opportunity to move, do what you can. ”

"Now that you have a murderer in your hands, what will you do?"

"Why kill people? Righteousness is promoted, and evil is resisted. ”

"What's your biggest hobby?"

"Observe the infinite creation of all things in the world. ”

"What gives you a sense of accomplishment?"

"Insight into the true truth. ”

"Very well, let me ask you one last question, what kind of person do you think you are?"

"Ordinary people, very people. ”

Zuo Fei already has a judgment in his heart, this person is afraid that he will go crazy because he has studied the Tao Te Ching, and it is not easy to be a lot older. He said to Li Er: "Old man, take a good rest." "Although he is terminally ill, fortunately, it is harmless to humans and animals, which can be regarded as a blessing in misfortune.

Seeing that Zuo Fei was leaving, Li Er jumped off the bed, grabbed his sleeve and said, "Wait, I have something to tell you." ”

Zuo Fei saw that he was pitiful, so he did not refuse: "You say." ”

Li Er glanced at Xiaoyu, looking like he wanted to say something.

Zuo Fei immediately understood, turned to Xiao Yu and said, "You can put the files in the warehouse and go back to rest." ”

Xiaoyu was sleepy, and when he saw Zuo Fei say this, he was overjoyed: "Brother Fei, then I'll go first, see you tomorrow." As she left the room, the footsteps quickly faded away.

Lear said, "Do you want to know who I am?"

"Yes. ”

"Tell you, my true identity is Dao Ancestor, that is, Taishang Laojun. ”

Zuo Fei felt a pain in his skull, and communicating with a mentally ill person was really a laborious task.

Seeing that he didn't speak, Li Er's face was longer than a donkey's face, his hand stroked his long beard, revealing a sad look, and sighed: "Okay, let you see the magic weapon I carry." As he spoke, he flipped his hand, took out a rusty iron ring from his sleeve, and asked Zuo Fei: "You should have seen this thing, right?"

"I don't know. ”

Li Er looked like he hated iron but not steel: "Stupid, this is the innate treasure Vajra, after dripping blood and recognizing the master, the mana is boundless." ”

"Foolish, if it's really so powerful, will you still be locked up here?"

"You...... Alas, children cannot be taught. ”

"You'd better rest quickly. ”

"Don't go, I'll tell you a secret. ”

"I don't want to hear it. ”

Li Er grabbed Zuo Fei and didn't let go: "If you don't listen, you have to listen! Let me tell you, the thousand-year catastrophe has come, and the Three Realms will be in chaos, and when the demons in the world will run rampant, and the lives will be ruined......

"Hehe, then you came down to save the common people?"

"No, the gods and Buddhas of the heavens have all been involved in the catastrophe, and those who are not high in cultivation have already fallen, I forcibly broke through the realm and reached the mortal, and the Taoist magic power is ruined, do you understand now?"

"Understood, you're getting worse off your neuropathy. ”

"How can I say you can believe it?"

"Don't fool me with this little trick, I'm a noble and determined angel in white, with an IQ comparable to Einstein, and you can deceive me?"

"I don't care what you love to talk about, in short, you have to find someone for me, only he can save the Three Realms. ”

"Forget it. ”

"I'm not kidding. Li Er said and pinched his fingers: "Not good, there will be a vision of heaven and earth tomorrow." ”

"Is it about to fall?"

"Of course not, tomorrow at noon, the sun will turn red and become a blood day. ”

"Look, what did the scientist say? Stay cool and stay where you want. ”

Zuo Fei really couldn't stand this retarded person, threw off his sleeves and grabbed the door, locked it with three times and five divided by two, and let Li Er curse in the room, pretending not to hear, like the autumn wind passing through the donkey's ears - not at all!

Back in the bachelor apartment, Zuo Fei took a shower, booked supper, turned on the TV boredly, and leaned on the sofa, the soles of his feet were almost bubbling after a tiring day, and he was too lazy to move. After changing more than a dozen channels in a row, all of them were soap operas, and finally I even watched the "Moral Observation" of the Legal Channel, and the host was still so serious and said seriously: "Behind all this, is it the degradation of morality or the distortion of human nature? Please follow the reporter's report into today's observation." ”

But after watching it for a long time, it turned out to be an oolong, and Zuo Fei almost laughed angrily.

He casually changed a channel, and the result was a replay of the animal world, and a familiar voice sounded: "Spring is coming, everything is recovering, the prairie is green, and it's the season for animals to mate......"

Then, there are tigers, lions, leopards, bison chasing each other, and some indescribable images.

But Zuo Fei watched it with relish, but he had been single for a long time, and he felt beautiful when he saw the faces of animals.

Suddenly, there was a sizzling sound of electricity on the TV, and then the signal was cut off at once.

"It's a disappointment. ”

Zuo Fei debugged several times to no avail, and called the cable TV toll station, but fortunately, he couldn't even dial the phone.

When he looked at it, he realized that there was no signal on his mobile phone at all.

"What a hell of a life. ”

Knock knock knock......

Suddenly, there was a sharp knock on the door, which startled Zuo Fei, and from the cat's eye, it turned out to be a food delivery person.

Until Zuo Fei finished his supper, he didn't see the TV signal restored, and even more pit mobile phones were disconnected, just when he was glad that the power was not cut off, the power was also cut off. It seems that something unlucky is rushing together.

Zuo Fei faintly felt that something was wrong.

He presciently turned on the faucet, filled all the containers that could hold water, and just after he had filled the toothbrush jar and was about to wash, the water ran out......

"I was prescient. ”

Zuo Fei was satisfied with his mobility, and after washing, he hid under the quilt, and could only read novels in order to save electricity......

The next day, when Zuo Fei woke up, he found that the mobile phone was pressed under his neck, and he didn't know when he fell asleep, and he reminded himself for the N+1st time that he couldn't play with his mobile phone before going to bed, the radiation was too serious. Of course, just think about it this way, because he can't control himself at all, he doesn't read novels before going to bed, and he can't sleep at all.

Compared with that bit of radiation, Zuo Fei believes from a medical point of view that insomnia is more harmful, and he doesn't want to be bald.

Zuo Fei arrived at the madhouse on time and met Yang Ren at the check-in desk, only to see that he was wearing myopic glasses as thick as the bottom of a beer bottle, his fat body had a beer belly, his beard was unkempt, and the most striking thing was his hair, which had become bald into the Mediterranean, although he tried his best to comb his hair on both sides to the middle, but it could not hide the truth of his baldness.

Yang Ren is a nurse in Tianzi District, at first glance, people think that he is forty or fifty years old, but his real age is only 22 years old, even if anyone looks at it, they can't believe that he is the same age as Zuo Fei. Standing together, it was almost like an old uncle and a young and handsome nephew.

Of course, Yang Ren's ability is beyond doubt, and he came to work here after graduating from secondary school.

He became bald and stronger.

Yang Ren didn't smile, but he still squeezed out a smile: "It's here." ”

Zuo Fei nodded: "Well, it's here." ”

At this time, Xiaoyu ran panting, Zuo Fei had already seen it after many days of contact, she had to come to run around the city every day, and I heard that she got up on time at three o'clock, and the thunder could not move. She is not only beautiful and generous, but she also maintains a good figure, but she is a little timid.

Xiao Yu asked, "Brother Fei, has your house had a power outage, water outage, and network outage?"

Zuo Fei said, "Stop, are you there too?"

Xiao Yuqiao's face was slightly red, and she nodded again and again while wiping her sweat with a handkerchief (yes).

Yang Ren opened his mouth for a moment, and then said: "It seems that the whole city has stopped, I don't know what's going on." ”

Zuo Fei was puzzled: "It's okay for a day or two, but after a long time, I'm afraid that the whole city will be paralyzed." ”