The old lady took out her pipe and took two puffs, and said with a smile, "Now the girl is very expensive, if you really go to get married, the old woman will introduce her to a handsome guy." ”

The old woman also said, "It looks quite peugeot, how many young people are worried about it." ”

Pei Ye heard it and found it interesting and asked them.

"Isn't it easy to find a partner in the underworld?"

"Hey, a bunch of people can't find a partner. Last time I was a matchmaker, a girl in her sixties wanted to find a man, and there were more than 600 singles waiting in line as soon as she went out for marriage. ”

The old lady subconsciously answered the question, and when she found out who she was talking to, she was so frightened that her eyes fell to the ground and rolled twice.

The old lady squatted down skillfully to help her pick it up, muttering in her mouth.

"Look at you, an old woman who is one or two hundred years old, she is still so shocked when she encounters something, and her eyeballs have fallen off again. ”

Pei Ye: "......"

Mei Lixiang was arguing with Zhou Huirong, the former pushed the latter, and the latter staggered back.

Pei Ye raised his hand and helped him.

Zhou Huirong's face softened slightly, "Thank you." ”

Pei Ye looked down at the old lady who was still groping, and the two eyeballs on Zhou Huirong's heels.

She said lightly, "No thanks, I'm afraid you'll step on that old lady's eyeball." ”

When Zhou Huirong heard this, her face turned white.

The old lady finally touched the pair of eyeballs and expertly pushed them back into the old lady's eye sockets.

The old lady touched her eyes and complained, "It's crooked." ”

The old lady put his fingers into her eye sockets to help straighten the spot.

Pei Ye, who watched all this: "......"

Rao is that she has seen countless scenes in her life that are ten thousand times bloodier than this, but she can't bear such a warm but bloody and infiltrating picture.

She said to Zhou Huirong, "I envy what you can't see." ”

Zhou Huirong said, "It's terrible?"

"Not really, it's quite warm, it's just ...... It's not the same as the warm painting style that ordinary people understand. ”

Zhou Huirong couldn't imagine it, but just thinking about the identity of "ghost", she couldn't help but feel weak.

Mei Lixiang was also really annoyed.

The troubled conversation between Pei Ye and Zhou Huirong made her feel creepy.

It was clear that it was broad daylight, but she felt that her body was extremely cold, her nose could faintly smell something, and her right wrist was still a little painful.

"Are you crazy?"

Mei Lixiang looked a little hysterical, looking at the two of them as if they were looking at some virus.

However, what made her even more desperate and frightened was that not only Zhou Huirong, but also other roommates, including Lei Yating, also looked like they wanted to speak and stopped.

After a while, the cold became more pronounced.

"Don't scare me—"

Lei Yating looked at the two faint black shadows not far away, and said with an ugly face, "It's true, you can return the things to others." ”

If it's a powerful ghost who harms people, she won't say a word and use red silk to protect herself.

This time is different, Mei Lixiang made a mistake and stole other people's things, and no matter how short she is, she can't condone her roommate's mistakes.

"Rika, it's not right to steal. ”

"The old lady didn't steal!"

Mei Lixiang was frightened and angry, raised her hand and pushed Lei Yating away fiercely, the wind was blowing under her feet, and she couldn't help but have an urgent urge to escape from this strange dormitory.

The old lady said, "The little girl now is full of lies and dishonest. ”

The old lady said, "The son is not the fault of the father, ask her father to settle the account, ask him how to teach his daughter, and teach a thief." ”

Pei Ye relayed the words of the two ghosts, and successfully made Mei Lixiang stop.

"If you leave the dormitory gate, the two old men will go to your parents to settle accounts. ”

Mei Lixiang was so frightened that her heart was beating like a drum, and she was short of breath and said, "Xiaohong, you are sick, do you think you can scare me?"

Pei Ye turned his head and asked the two old men.

"Where did she steal your stuff, what does that thing look like?"

Everyone in the dormitory had their ears long, and even though they couldn't hear the sound of the ghosts, they still subconsciously did so.

The old lady suddenly showed a cramped expression, and she was embarrassed to say.

The old lady said, "How old are you still ashamed of this?"

The old lady said with a tiger face, "You don't be ashamed of you!"

The old lady said, "Just say it!"

The old man and wife exchanged two sentences, and the old lady said to Pei Ye, "That little girl stole two of her jade plugs...... Do you know the Nine Tricks Jade?"

Pei Ye: "???"

Zhou Huirong asked, "What did they say?"

Pei Ye was puzzled, "The old man said that Mei Lixiang stole two of the nine pieces of jade...... But then again, what is the Nine Trick Jade?"

Several scumbags looked at each other.

They all went to junior college because of their poor results in the college entrance examination, among which Zhou Huirong took three exams, but because the three tuition fees were too expensive, they also chose a junior college.

Mei Lixiang sneered, "What nine tricks of jade, nonsense!"

Pei Ye raised his hand and made a pause gesture, "I'll go find a foreign helper, he should know what the Nine Trick Jade is." ”

The old lady on the side opened a pair of gloomy eyes and silently looked at the old lady, and the embarrassing atmosphere permeated everyone.

After a while, Pei Ye looked at the message sent by Zhu Chun'an and was silent for a long time, his expression was indescribably solemn.

She asked the old lady, "The two pieces of jade that were stolen...... Where?"

The old lady held back for a long time, and the connotation was authentic, "Water Gate and Dry Road." ”

As soon as he finished speaking, the old lady was so ashamed that she threw the footwrap on him.

"Nine orifice jade, that is, jade stuffed in nine parts, two pieces of eye plugs, two pieces of nose plugs, two pieces of ear plugs, and one piece of mouth plugs......" Pei Ye paused for a moment, and continued under everyone's strange expressions, "One yin plug, one anal plug." The missing parts of the Nine Tricks Jade by the two old men...... Exactly the last two, so ......"

The ancients believed that using jade to collect the corpse could protect the corpse from decay, so they used jade to stuff the nine orifices.

It is also said in "Hug the Flutter" that "the gold and jade are in the nine orifices, and the dead are immortal."

Of course, this regulation is not for everyone, looking at the dress of the two old people, it is estimated that they were also decent people with money and power during their lifetimes.

encountered the chaos of the times, secretly used jade, and never thought it would be stolen.

The old lady had a loveless expression on her face.

The old lady said, "That girl also kissed them in private, this doesn't make me both die and be uneasy!"

He was decent all his life before he was born, and he was still treated like this after he died, ε=(′ο'*)))) alas

Ghosts are hard.

Pei Ye: "???"

Bai Xiaoxiao's eyes widened in astonishment, "Yin Plug Anal Plug...... Are those two places?"

Pei Ye nodded with a heavy expression.

At this time, Zhu Chunan sent her another message to popularize science.

Although the Nine Tricks Jade is rumored to protect the immortality of the corpse, it is actually to prevent dirt from flowing out of the body...... For example, anal plugs.

When the person is cold, the sphincter relaxes, and filth will flow out of the channel.

Plugging it with a jade plug is actually to keep the body clean and decent.

For many conservative ghosts, the meaning of this thing is as private as underwear and underwear, and it cannot be easily touched.

"It's fine if the owner of the thing is reincarnated, but if it's not, the problem is much more serious. ”