Chapter 319: There must be a road before the car reaches the mountain
And Tang Sanzang and his entourage, who were so eye-catching, stood not far from the city gate, and soon a group of female soldiers dressed like generals walked up, stood still from a distance, and asked.
"Who are you? Why did you come to my Xiliang Women's Country? ”
Zhu Bajie, who had already been dazzled by all kinds of white flowers, stepped forward, wiped the corners of his mouth, and said.
"My master is from the Tang Dynasty in the eastern region, and the holy monk Tang Sanzang, who went to the west to worship the Buddha and seek scriptures, passed through your country today, and wanted to find a place to stay."
Dongtu Datang?
The leader was taken aback, and then hurriedly saluted. "I don't want to be the envoys of the Heavenly Empire, and I ask you to come with me and stay in the 'Yingyang Mansion' for the time being, and then summon the envoys when I wait for Your Majesty to play."
"You don't have to be ...... like that"
Tang Sanzang stepped forward, clasped his palms together, and spoke. "The poor monk is just passing through here, and he is anxious to go to the west to worship the Buddha and ask for scriptures, so he will not enter the Yingyang Valley."
Maybe Xiliang Kingdom, Tang Sanzang didn't have much impression, but the famous daughter country was impressed.
This calamity is a love calamity.
It wasn't that Tang Sanzang didn't have the slightest curiosity about the king of the daughter country who was the best in the world in his memory, and he really wanted to go to the West Heaven to worship the Buddha and ask for scriptures, but it was impossible to stay here to tie that life.
Since I don't want to cause dust in my heart, why should I be merciful to the king of this daughter country, and miss the life of the king of the daughter country as the normal trajectory in my memory?
"Disciples, let's take a detour......"
However, before Tang Sanzang finished speaking, he couldn't help but look back and forth at the heroic female soldiers, and Zhu Bajie, who was so excited, suddenly covered his stomach, half-knelt on the ground, and wailed.
"Painful ......"
The monkey stepped forward to check the state of Zhu Bajie, but he couldn't see any problems, and asked again and again. "Nerd, what's wrong with you?"
And Tang Sanzang on the side suddenly remembered something, but his face was blue and white......
Daughter country? Zimu River ??!!
It must be known that in addition to the stunning king in the world, the daughter country is most famous for the Zimu River.
In other words, the river that their master and apprentice crossed just now is likely to be the Zimu River, and Bajie Shicai drank a big belly of Zimu River water.
And what made Tang Sanzang's face blue the most was that he had just almost let Zhu Bajie get into the pit, and by the way, he almost pitted Ao Yu as well.
Pregnant?
If you get pregnant, will you still have it?
Not to mention whether the monkey will find a way to solve this problem, even this pregnancy is enough to become the black history of the poor monk's life.
The higher your achievements in the future, the more widely this black history will spread.
Thinking that there might be the following dialogue in the future life, Tang Sanzang, who had cultivated his mind for many years, felt a little crazy.
"You men don't understand the pain of our women at all? Do you know how painful it is to get pregnant? How hard is it? ”
"Who doesn't understand? The famous Tang Dynasty saint monk Tang Sanzang in history understands very well that he is not moving forward with a heavy load and continuing to travel west to learn scriptures? ”
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"Luckily ......"
Tang Sanzang clasped his palms together, and couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, feeling that the Zimu River of Shicai was really ten thousand times more dangerous than the Tongtian River, the Heishui River, and the Quicksand River, and he almost made himself doomed.
And when the general of the daughter country saw Zhu Bajie's appearance, he also had a little doubt in his heart, and after asking about it, he really responded to Tang Sanzang's guess.
"Several envoys of the Heavenly Empire, the name of the river is called 'Zimu River', whoever drinks the water of the river will give birth to fetal gas in the womb and breed the baby, now looking at the appearance of this pig elder, I think I am happy, and I am afraid that I will give birth to a child, so I have abdominal pain."
!!!
The monkey, the sand monk, and Ao Yu were all shocked.
Among them, Ao Yu looked at Zhu Bajie's belly, which seemed to bulge a lot more than usual, and couldn't help patting his little belly with some fear......
But after thinking about it, I have a little regret.
That's it...... Is it a child conceived with the holy monk's brother?
"How's that to be?"
Sha Seng couldn't help but step forward and ask. "My second senior brother is a man, where is there a birth door for the child to come out?"
The monkey on the side couldn't help but laugh. "Eh, Senior Brother Sha, this is very worrying, as the saying goes: there must be a road before the car reaches the mountain, and then this nerd will give birth, and naturally there will be a way for the doll to come out."
"There's no way, Brother Monkey, it's all dead ends...... Impasse...... You hurry up and think of an idea......"
Zhu Bajie hummed on the ground in pain, and couldn't stop gasping, and turned to his monkey brother for help.
"Don't get in the way, don't get in the way......" The monkey touched Zhu Bajie's round belly and said.
"Don't forget that your monkey brother used to be Bi Ma Wen, although he has never helped pigs give birth, but he is still quite experienced in horse production, and the reason is the same, it is my grandson who will help you."
Hearing this, Zhu Bajie shuddered, feeling that the plagued monkey wanted to take the opportunity to retaliate, and immediately refused. "No, no, no, Brother Monkey, just to produce, the old pig has to find a stable wife, so I won't be busy Brother Monkey."
"Amitabha Buddha ......"
Tang Sanzang, who couldn't listen to it on the side, shook his head helplessly, took a few steps forward, and asked the general of the daughter country. "This benefactor, the two apprentices of the poor monk drank the water of the Zimu River by mistake, but what is the way to save them?"
As Tang Sanzang approached, the female general who had seen Tang Sanzang's appearance carefully couldn't help but breathe, and before she could speak, her face was completely red and her ears were red, and she stammered without a suitable and heroic posture, and only said after a while.
"The messenger may ...... After I report to Your Majesty, the envoy can personally ask Your Majesty if there is a spring water in the palace, and only need to drink a little to relieve the fetal gas produced by the water of the Mother River. ”
"So...... Okay......"
When Tang Sanzang heard this, he had no choice but to agree.
In any case, with Zhu Bajie's appearance, Tang Sanzang couldn't let him sleep in the wilderness, or rush day and night.
Traditional virtues, take more care of "pregnant women", Tang Sanzang still understands.
Immediately, the monkey held Zhu Bajie, the sand monk carried the luggage, and Tang Sanzang took Ao Yu to stay in the "Yingyang Eagle" under the guidance of the general of the daughter country.
After the general of the daughter country settled Tang Sanzang and his entourage, he directly took Tang Sanzang to the palace to meet the king of the daughter country.
Soon, the general of the daughter country went in to report that before a cup of tea, Tang Sanzang heard a loud female voice from the palace.
"Yundong Tu Tang Dynasty Holy Monk Tang Sanzang Pilgrimage ~~~"
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