Chapter 119: The Moon Represents My Heart
The banquet slowly came to a climax. Like many works depicting the feasts of the literati of the Ming Dynasty, the wine order has now begun. Do some literati word games.
I didn't expect that the old man Zhao Ming couldn't fight, but he was also very good at playing this set. But when it was Wu Shigong's turn, he made a fool of himself again and again, couldn't make a drinking order, and drank several large glasses of wine one after another.
Wu Shigong actually felt very bored at this time. There was a wooden beauty sitting beside her. On such an occasion, it is impossible to be mad at this wooden beauty. As Wu Shigong, who was used to sitting on the main seat and being held by the stars in his previous life, such a banquet actually had no taste at all.
At this time, Wu Shigong wanted to drink away. After a few more glasses of wine, he stood up in vain.
In fact, the current Wu Shigong is very similar to Wu Shigong in his previous life after drinking. They actually drink a good amount. However, as soon as they drink, they can be blushed by alcohol. And his face was covered in sweat. In other words, they look ugly after drinking.
Therefore, the drunken appearance of Wu Shigong now did not arouse anyone's suspicion. Seeing Wu Shigong's drunken appearance, the manling also stood up, she covered her nose with a handkerchief and took a step back. The servants serving behind Wu Shigong hurriedly stepped forward to support Wu Shigong.
Hou Sui saw Wu Shigong standing up, so he said to Wu Shigong: "What's wrong with Wu Qianhu?" You have to start and end your battle today, don't run away? ”
Hou Sui's words made some of the guests around him echo and laugh. The old man Zhao Ming also said with a smile on the side: "Wu Qianhu is a fierce general of our Gui Dewei, and he will not retreat on the battlefield, and he will not retreat on the wine field." ”
Wu Shigong sighed secretly in his heart, it seemed that he couldn't leave immediately. He saluted Hou Sui and pretended to say vaguely: "The old man is smiling. The villain is just too strong to drink, and wants to blow the cold wind in the garden. When I wake up, I'll definitely come back to accompany the old man. ”
Wu Shigong went to the garden with the help of the servant. He found a dark place, bent down, put his finger into his mouth, pressed the heel of his tongue, and became nauseous, and vomited a large puddle of swill.
Then he came to the door of the hall with the help of the servant. Other servants had already prepared hot water and towels for Wu Shigong, and after Wu Shigong wiped his hot water face, he entered the hall and returned to his original position and sat down.
After seeing Wu Shigong sit down, Hou Sui smiled and said to Manling, who was sitting next to Wu Shigong: "Manling girl, you have to take care of Wu Qianhu today." Wait a while, you have to show the skills of a talented woman to help Wu Qianhu. ”
Then, Manling did help Wu Shigong solve some drinking orders, and when Manling helped Wu Shigong pass another level, Wu Shigong leaned over and asked her with a smile: "Miss Manling is cold to me today." Not even a smile. ”
Manling replied with a cold face: "General Wu has misunderstood, Manling's attitude has always been like this. ”
"Oh? So which kind of person would you smile at? ”
Manling glanced at Wu Shigong, and said unceremoniously: "What Manling admires is a talented son." General Wu can also smile if he wants Manling. As long as General Wu can chant a poem and write a fu. Or as long as you write a current article and let Manling pass by, Manling will of course be impressed by General Wu. ”
Listening to this Miss Manling's words, Wu Shigong's feelings in his heart at this time were like ...... How to describe it?
For example, someone in modern times came to a nightclub and called a young lady. When it was time to open the room, the young lady was very unhappy. Zuihou, the young lady said to the man, "Sir, you can open a room if you want, but you have to agree to my request first." ”
The man thought to himself, "Is this young lady asking me to add more money?" Or do you want me to go to the luxury store next door and buy her a small bag? ”
At this time, the young lady took out an examination paper and handed it to the man, and said, "Sir, you can make this advanced mathematics problem for me first." ”
That's how it feels.
Wu Shigong thought to himself: "In modern times, I trained nightclub ladies to train them to take up and turn in bed, but I didn't expect that in the Ming Dynasty, this young lady would test me to start and turn together." ”
Wu Shigong turned on a tiger face, and said to Hou Sui with an angry face: "Boss, the villain is indeed too strong to drink, so he has taken his leave." Then, without waiting for anyone to react, he turned and left the hall and walked out of the garden.
Hou Sui saw that it was because Manling offended Wu Shigong that Wu Shigong brushed his sleeves away, and he didn't say much, he just thought in his heart: "The coming day will be long." ”
Leaving the garden, on the way back to Hou Sui's courtyard, Shumo approached Wu Shigong and said, "Young master, there is something I want to ask you for." ”
Wu Shigong glanced at Shumo and said, "You say." “
"The little one wants to borrow some silver from you."
"How much?"
"Two hundred and fifty taels."
"So much, what's the use?"
Shumo replied wryly: "The little one has taken a fancy to a girl from the courtyard, and her mother offered two hundred and fifty taels. ”
Wu Shigong listened to Shumo's words and almost didn't fall off the horse. is so good at kung fu, but I didn't expect Shumo to hook up with a girl in a brothel again. Wu Shigong asked Shumo to explain the details of the situation.
Na Shumo told Wu Shigong: When those famous prostitutes accompanied Wu Shigong and these guests in the hall, those old bustards and the servants of famous prostitutes were also waiting in the outer courtyard.
And Shumo's dexterous mouth talked to the maid of a famous prostitute. The two of them talked very closely. Shumo must be boasting in front of that maid: how did he get the reuse of his young master, and how did he rely on the prestige of the young master to get how much silver.
After listening to Shumo's bragging, the maid of the famous prostitute fell in love. She proposed to Shumo that Shumo would redeem her body. And Shumo was indeed more attracted to the maid, so he agreed. When he asked the old bustard who was in charge of the maid the price of the maid's redemption, the old bustard offered Shumo two hundred and fifty taels of silver.
Wu Shigong became angry when he heard that it was this kind of. Not long after he married Li Xin's maid to Shumo, he thought about playing wild food. Besides, when Wu Shigong set off with the cavalry last night, he didn't bring any silver with him at all, and now he only has those gold ingots by his side. Wu Shigong didn't have any money to lend to Shumo at all.
Wu Shigong shouted angrily at Shumo: "You met that maid today, what true feelings do you two have?" Just thinking about redeeming her, you have a lot of money, how hot is your hand? ”
Shumo said to Wu Shigong aggrievedly: "I really like her." Shumo looked at the moon in the sky and emphasized to Wu Shigong: "The moon represents my heart." ”
Wu Shigong's words to Shumo gave him a happy heart. I didn't expect Shumo to suddenly become Ma Wencai. I also learned the whole lyrics, and the whole lyrics are still modern.
However, the tears that came to me when I saw Shumo were about to fall. Wu Shigong is not good at talking again. He said to Shumo: "Young Master, I want to go back to the fortress of Qianhusu early tomorrow morning, and you don't have time to do that, this matter will wait for you to go back and calm down, and you will talk about it after you understand it." ”