Chapter Twenty-Four: Vicious Dogs
Qin Ying, who took the lead in Zhang Tuanlian, is a hemp skin, a face like a broken lotus root, seven big and eight small, deep and shallow, all of them are layers of three-ring pockmarks, timid people look scared, bold people look disgusted, so the heroes in the rivers and lakes don't call him Qin Ying, only call him a green fly, in addition to sarcastically saying that he looks cold, he also scolds him for his bad character and loves to chase after the smell.
When the green fly saw Ling Han coming to the stage, he glanced at the Xilu shed, and said with a smile: "New aunt, the villain hasn't offended you!" Why bother looking for the bad luck of the villain today? ”
As soon as Ling Han heard the words "new aunt", she only provoked the girl's eyebrows to rise, her apricot eyes widened, and she waved her hand and slapped her. The green fly had already taken precautions, shook his body and retreated lightly, and said with a smile: "New aunt, this is the ring, how can you use such a rural method?" ”
When Ling Han heard the word "ring", he suppressed the anger in his heart and said loudly: "Blue flies, who doesn't know that you are a natural lackey?" Come on, come on! If you want to compete in the ring, let the horse come! ”
The green fly was very tough-skinned, and when he heard Ling Han hurt him, he didn't move at all, and just smiled: "I, Qin Ying, have great courage, and I don't dare to offend Lord Zhang's new aunt!" Why don't we compare it! ”
Ling Han sneered: "How can you compare the law? ”
As soon as the green fly waved his hand, the housekeeper of Zhang Tuanlian in the Xilu shed made a big mouth, and a few small guys ran up to the stage, and the green flies attached their ears to the ears one by one, and the little guys went down, and after a while, they put everything in order and brought them to the stage.
When everyone in the audience watched, they saw that the green fly was commanding, lit a big incense stick with the thickness of a thumb, and erected it on the east side of the ring, and he himself stood far away in the west, and smiled and arched his hand to Ling Han and the audience: "The villain is not talented, and the most refined thing in his life is the secret weapon kung fu." You've all seen that incense, right? The villain turned his back and went, and when he turned around again, as soon as he made a move, he was going to extinguish the incense, if you can learn from us, auntie, even if the villain loses, how about it? ”
Ximen Qing and Wu Song in the audience glanced at each other, and their hearts were sneering: "Carving insect skills, dare to make a fool of yourself!" ”
On the stage, Ling Han sneered: "You call first!" ”
The green fly shook his spirits and shouted: "Fellow villagers, old people! With that, he turned his back away. I saw him breathe three times like a toad's belly, and suddenly turned around, waved his hand, and a black shadow flew out, shouting: "Go! Everyone heard a "pop" sound in their ears, and the incense really made him extinguish, and he saw a big iron coin on the stage, dripping and rolling there.
There was a cheer on the side of the Xilu shed: "A good bangs sprinkle money, and a penny extinguishes the incense!" ”
The blue fly man was dignified in front of him, proud of his dignity, and his face was full of color for a while, and he hugged his fist in the four places at the entrance of the stage, turned his head and said with a smile: "New aunt, it's up to you!" ”
Ling Han stood at the entrance of the stage and arched his hand and said loudly: "The little girl is not talented, but also make an incense for all the benevolent gentlemen to see!" But it's not like that! ”
The crowd laughed, laughing so hard that the green fly's face was red. Someone asked in a loud voice: "Miss Linghan, how do you fight, so that you can be different from those rural methods that have never seen the world?" ”
At that moment, Ling Han picked up a stick of incense and lit it on the west side, but he took out two sharp willow leaf flying knives from his waist and threw them around in the palm of his hand.
Ling Han hid the two flying knives behind his wrists, hugged his fists and said: "The little woman's two flying knives, the first knife to cut off the incense; Before the incense head fell to the ground, the second knife flew out, but the incense head was nailed to the wall behind it, and the incense head was not extinguished. When everyone in the audience heard Ling Han's novelty, they all cheered up and cheered up.
Ximen Qing smiled and said to Wu Song: "Second brother, this Linghan girl is using this ring as a juggling arena to perform!" Wu Song nodded with a smile.
At this time, Ling Han on the stage had already made a stop to the east of the ring, and the audience in the audience also squeezed to the east like flowing water, all wanting to occupy a wider perspective, so that they could see more clearly the magic of this flying knife to cut off the incense head and then nail the incense head. When there were many monks and few porridges, countless people shouted: "I can't see it here!" You can't see wow! ”
Although there was chaos, Ling Han was not moved by the chaos in the audience, his clear eyes were firmly fixed on the incense burning in the west, and suddenly he shook his hand and shouted: "Medium!" A stream of light flashed out, followed by another.
There was a sudden silence among the people in the east of the audience, and then the mountains cheered like a tsunami: "Good flying knives!" It turned out that Ling Han shot the first knife and gently cut off the incense head from the inch, and the second knife followed, and the electric light and stone fire were passing through the incense head that was about to fall, nailing the incense head to the wall behind the ring, and the incense head was really not extinguished.
Ximenqing nodded with a smile and said, "It's okay!" The wooden planks of this ring are fire-resistant, otherwise this incense will go up, and before everyone can cheer a few times, this ring will be burned into a mountain of flames! ”
Wu Song also nodded and said, "This girl's flying knife skills are good!" ”
As soon as Ling Han's kung fu with two hidden weapons in his hand was revealed, his skills overwhelmed the ring, and he couldn't compare the green fly to his head. Annoyed and ashamed, he shouted, "Stinky girl! What kind of ability is it to hurt people with hidden weapons? Come on, come on! You and I will see the real chapter on our fists and feet! ”
Ling Han had already put away the two flying knives at this time, and when he heard that the blue fly was tearing his face, he sneered: "It's exactly what I want!" The two men rushed to the middle of the ring and exchanged hands.
Although this blue fly has a very thick skin, the kung fu of his fists and feet is very thin. He originally thought that Ling Han was a girl, even if he was skilled in playing with hidden weapons, but when it came to fist and foot kung fu, he might not be his opponent. But after a fight, I found that although Ling Han's fist and foot kung fu was only the level of the grass platform team on the rivers and lakes, it was still much higher than himself, and the green fly couldn't help but secretly cry out in his heart: "I knew this was the case, why am I fighting for this leisure?" Wouldn't it be chic and graceful to admit defeat as promised? ”
is regretting, has been fighting for more than ten rounds. Ling Han sold a flaw, took advantage of the opportunity of the blue fly to punch and couldn't contain the momentum, kicked him in the back, and screamed: "Go!" Although the fly did not have wings, it also rose into the air, dancing and dancing towards the crowd in front of the ring. The crowd was divided to the left and right, and with a "bang", the green fly fell into the flat sand and fell into the wild with its buttocks.
Two small guys hurriedly came out of the Xilu shed and dragged the green flies back. Along the way, boos erupted, and everyone in Xilushed was gloomy.
A man with a short figure stood up and bowed his hand to Zhang Tuanlian: "Adult, let the little one go up and teach this girl a lesson!" ”
That Zhang Tuanlian hurriedly returned the salute: "There is Brother Lao Gou!" ”
The surnamed Gou walked out of the Xilu shed, until the edge of the ring, a dry land plucked onions, jumped up, and his body rose and fell, very calm. Ximenqing saw it clearly, and thought in his heart: "This person is much stronger than that green fly, this battle, Miss Linghan wants to win, I'm afraid it's not so easy!" ”
But when he saw the person who jumped into the ring, he stood at the entrance of the stage, and he didn't look at Ling Han, but just raised his right hand with a missing index finger to the east Lushed and shouted: "Jinyan Biao, surnamed Shi, do you still recognize me and stealing my life?" ”
Shi En stood at the mouth of the reed shed and sneered: "The dog steals and steals, and it turns out to be you!" Back then, you committed a crime in my Happy Forest, and I caught you, thinking of the righteousness of the rivers and lakes, I didn't send you to the official, but just broke one of your fingers to give you a long memory, and ordered you not to step into my Happy Forest from now on! I didn't expect you to break your oath today, but you are so bold! ”
Na Gou sneered: "Shi En, you rely on your lord's shili, dominate this happy forest, you swallow the fat alone, and your friends on the rivers and lakes can't even drink the soup in the shabu-shabu!" Hey! Do you know how many people you have offended along the way? Losing the group to practice Lord Zhang still respects you as a hero and treats you as a friend, who knows that you actually cheat your brother and hurt your brother, just trying to be happy, so you hooked up with Lord Zhang's new concubine, like you such a lascivious person, I am a good man in the rivers and lakes and everyone will be punished! The surname Gou is not talented, and today he is here to vent his anger for Lord Zhang! In this ring, I want you to look good as a pair of adulterers and shrews! ”
Shi En listened to the sound of the dog barking that reversed black and white, and he was so angry that his face was burnt yellow, and Ling Han in the ring was also furious, and said coquettishly: "Dog minion! Shut up your foul mouth! ”
Gou Gou turned his head secretly and sneered at Ling Han: "Think my old Gou is ugly? The good things you did with the Shi kid aren't afraid of being ugly? Hey, what veil do you wear? You should have lost that face a long time ago! Come on, come on, let the horse come, let me teach you a good lesson for Master Zhang, and you will know what a woman is! ”
Ling Han was so angry that his head was dizzy, and he flew up, splitting the face with a palm, and he couldn't wait to slap this mouth full of big teeth with one palm. The palm shadow flew by, but it was a backward leaning back and falling, as if it was scraped down by Ling Han's slap.
Before waiting for the audience to cheer, he saw that he was lying on the ground, his feet had already kicked up, just like a leper dog fighting on the ground, although the posture was ridiculous, but it was fierce and ruthless, and both. Ling Han was caught off guard, so he had to fly back again and again, and he didn't stand up, his body rolled in the ground, chasing Ling Han and attacking again and again, with a pair of legs carrying wind and electricity, kicking like a shadow.
Seeing that Ling Han retreated again and again, he had already retreated to the edge of the ring, if he took another step back and was forced out of the ring, then this competition would be regarded as a loss. That reluctantly and energetically, "Wangwang" shouted for help, and took up his scissor legs all the way, and in an instant, the entrance of the ring was shrouded by the shadow of Sen Sen's legs.
At this time, Ling Han is already dodging, there is no way to dodge, there is no way to avoid it, except for jumping out of the ring, there is really no second way to go. This is exactly what it is:
People come to the end of the prescription and wisdom, and only when it is critical can they show their merits. But I don't know how to win or lose, and listen to the next breakdown.