Chapter Ninety-One: You Have the Smell of a Thunderbird
Lockhart is arguably the most unlucky professor.
He has won the Order of Merlin, is also a best-selling author, and has female fans all over England, and can be called a middle-aged and elderly witch killer.
Even the United States has his supporters, proper fame and fortune, and a winner in life.
But he was so greedy that he thought about going to Hogwarts for a year and a half, gilding, and then making a fortune for it, and then turning around and leaving.
How can there be such a good thing, Dumbledore's trap can still let him leave safely?
So he had an accident with his greed, his life was ruined by the diary, and now he is possessed by Tom and takes the path of Quirrell and goes to the United States.
I don't know if I'm still alive.
If he was still alive, he would probably have to be possessed by Tang Bohu, kneeling on the ground, pinching his wand, knocking on the broken porcelain bowl, and singing:
"I live on the edge of London,
The family has a house and money,
Life is boundless,
Who knows where Del,
He is brutal and merciless,
collusion with the headmaster to be lawless,
Take my body and take my money! ”
Lockhart was so miserable, but that didn't stop William from exploiting his surplus value.
Like those best-selling books.
Everyone knows that Lockhart is a liar, and his books are worthless.
And the students of Hogwarts, everyone has seven books. William collected the waste paper and sold it to the centaur tribe at the genuine price.
Even witches can be captured, how can these centaurs who have never seen the flowery world outside be exempt from vulgarity?
The guy in front of him, called Fire Kiss, looks stupid, and it is clear that he is a little girl who has not been deeply involved in the world.
No, it's not a lie...... It was William who made her feel the beating of society in advance, so she had a long snack.
Watching William sell books, Fire Kiss was also stunned.
In addition to selling alchemy items and Muggle products, William did not expect to sell precious magic books.
"Did you get stronger with these books?" Fire Kiss asked excitedly.
"Yes, let me tell you, there isn't much to learn at Hogwarts, and I'm self-taught with the guidance of these books." William flickered.
Little stars burst into her eyes, and she asked, "What books are there?" ”
"Please read this book on how to deal with trolls, in the Forbidden Forest, there is more than one group of trolls."
William pulled out the copy of Walking with Trolls.
Firekiss shook his head: "The troll is too weak, and it shoots towards both eyes with two arrows." I'm 800 miles away...... 100 shots.
Then he pulled out his heavy sword, and with a swing of it, with a click, their heads were smashed. ”
Firekiss made a sword-swinging motion, looking very experienced.
"Then this one - 'The Twilight Wolf of Wall Street.'"
"There are wolf cubs in the depths of the Forbidden Forest, they were born to a werewolf couple, but it's fun, we're friends."
"This book "Teach You How to Get Rid of Pests."
"Ahh How do you know I'm the best at dealing with bugs! Firekiss shook her head happily.
"Once, a Billy Worm tried to bite me, and I pulled its wings."
Fire Kiss made the action of catching the insect and putting it in his mouth, and his face was very satisfied.
She replied: "It tastes beautiful...... Crunchy, as soon as you bite into it, it's full of juice......"
Hermione and Anne looked at the centaur in shock. That's too violent, isn't it?
"What else?" Firekiss asked again. "What other powerful magic books are there!"
“…… What do you want to deal with? William put it another way.
"Well, that thunderbird!"
"That's not true...... Change one. ”
"Deal with Kemeramon."
"No ......"
"Deal with the five-legged monster."
"Nope!"
"Deal with the Phoenix."
"Forget it...... I'm not selling, you can go. William put the book away, feeling a little hurt to his pride.
If the other party said another sentence and asked to deal with Dumbledore, William couldn't help but doubt:
She had just watched the chapter in "Water Margin" where Lu Ti went to Zheng Tu to buy a face, and she came to entertain him.
Scheduled to be cancelled!
It seems that the little centaur girl is not so easy to deceive.
"Wait, this copy of "Kiss Goodbye to the Dementors" can be sold to me, the Dementors have searched the Forbidden Forest recently, and I don't know how to deal with them."
Did the Dementors search the Forbidden Forest?
It seems that they have increased their efforts to capture Sirius, and even the Forbidden Forest has begun to search.
I don't know what happened to Dahei and Lu Wei.
Firekiss bought a book, a ring, and her gold was spent.
It's so expensive.
The centaurs don't need money, and Firekiss usually doesn't feel anything, but now that she suddenly trades with William, she finds herself so poor.
She glanced at the large pile of Galleons, all of whom belonged to Ronan and his friends, but not her.
It's so annoying.
What is the easiest and quickest way for her to earn a lot of gold gallons overnight?
I don't know if this little wizard in front of him knows it!
"By the way, can you sell me that string of wind chimes? I've never seen the sea. Huoyue hesitated for a moment and said embarrassedly: "But I have no money, I want to ...... on credit."
"This?" Anne took off the wind chime, handed it to the fire kiss, and said generously: "I sent you!" ”
"You're so nice, and it's rare to find a good person among wizards."
Firekiss glanced at William, and stepped forward to hug Anne again, her huge bosom almost suffocating Anne.
"Hey, you smell of a thunderbird." The fiery kiss was on Anne's neck and sniffed hard.
"It could be my wand, and the core of the wand is the tail feathers of the Thunderbird." Anne replied hurriedly.
"Really?" Firekiss didn't pay much attention.
She rolled her eyes to the eight-eyed giant spider pulling the carriage and asked, "Where are you going, can I follow?" ”
"Nope." William outright refused. "We're going to the territory of the Eight-Eyed Spider."
"Ah, the Eight-Eyed Spider Territory?" Firekiss exclaimed, "We centaurs never go near there. Didn't they attack Hogwarts a few months ago?
I see, you're definitely going to exterminate them, can I follow along and help? ”
William ignored the young centaur and got back into the carriage.
"Take me there." Firekiss stood in front of the carriage.
"Answer me a question, get it right, and I'll take you there." William stood in the carriage and looked down at the fire kiss.
"You say!"
"Which star is bright tonight?" William laughed.
I didn't hear the centaur say, "Tonight's xx is very oo", and he was a little uncomfortable.
"It's daylight." Firekiss rolled her eyes.
"Then wait until the evening, when you know the answer, come and tell me, and I'll take you to the territory of the eight-eyed giant spider."
William shook the reins and ran to his side, bypassing her.
Firekiss was about to sneak behind the carriage when she stepped on it, and her hooves landed on the trap.
Several eight-eyed spider silks hung down and hung her upside down from a tree.
The afterglow of the fire kiss glanced slightly, and on her side, hung the droplet beast that she had accidentally broken.
A row of words is engraved on the trunk of a tree:
Sent you,
Come home!
Firekiss pulled out his dagger and slashed through the silk, falling from the tree.
She looked up, and there was no sign of the carriage in her sight.
Firekiss wrapped the string of wind chimes around the fiery red tail, and stamped his hooves hatefully.
wind chimes
Ding dong
Ding dong
Crisp sound.
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