Chapter 24, crooked
Zuo Fei saw that Cao Dan was serious.
He had a bad feeling in his heart, afraid that something fucking was going to happen. Since ancient times, it has been nothing to go to the Three Treasures Palace, and this Cao Dan spends money lavishly regardless of the cost, and I am afraid that he has nothing to do. You know, the richer people are, the more they pick, otherwise where does the money come from?
Moreover, it has always been necessary to spend money.
Especially if you go through the back door and make a white strip, if you spend a hundred yuan, it must be a matter of two hundred yuan, and you will never do a loss-making business anyway, after all, no one is stupid. What's more, a fool still admits money!
Xiaoyu is really too simple, she is really an untrained little girl, completely ignorant of the world, and asked: "Cousin, you won't want to give me any villa or something, then I really can't ask for it, I am a very principled person, although you make money like mowing grass and spending money like running water, but too valuable things, I dare not think of it." ”
Cao Dan's face was about to turn the color of pig liver, although the street lights were not so bright, but Zuo Fei could see at a glance that this 'local tyrant' was now very entangled in his heart.
"That'...... Not really. ”
Cao Dan wiped the fine sweat from his forehead.
"You don't like me, you want to propose to me, do you? Even though we are distant relatives, not blood relatives within three generations, even if the law allows it, it will not work. You're not my type, so you'd better die. ”
Cao Dan was embarrassed: "No, it's not, even if I am a beast, I can't attack you, what do you think of me." ”
"And what are you going to say?"
"I ......"
Zuo Fei watched the joy on the side, just as he listened to cross talk, and talked less, so as not to be implicated.
"If you don't say it, I'll go back. ”
"Oops, I said, I said. ”
"You say. ”
Cao Dan finally took a breath and gritted his teeth: "Cousin, actually, I'm here to take refuge in you." ”
Xiaoyu was stunned for a moment: "Hehe, don't be kidding, you billionaire, take refuge in me as a little nurse?"
"It's true, today's money is my last savings. ”
Zuo Fei almost couldn't help laughing, it turned out to be a fake local tyrant, pretending to be presentable, although he saw that his face was complicated before, and he didn't think about it. It's a big forest, and there are all kinds of birds!
"Really, is it fake?" Xiao Yu looked incredulous.
"Am I kidding about this kind of thing?"
"Then you say millions of ...... a month"
"I'm just addicted to it, who made you really believe it. "Cao Dan looked like a 'fucked' bitter melon, as if he was holding a sullen breath in his chest and couldn't vent.
"Then you're still spending money indiscriminately, let's go, I'll return it. ”
Cao Dan hurriedly grabbed Xiaoyu's arm: "I bought it, and then I went back, it was so faceless, so you just accept it." ”
Xiaoyu took a look, all of them were what she liked, and she was a little reluctant in her heart, she usually wouldn't buy these things. Today, suddenly there was a big cousin of a local tyrant, but I didn't expect it to be fake. It's like a big dream. She said, "Then I'll give it to you in money." ”
"Look at you, why are you so outside?"
"That can't make you break the bank, you're not rich. ”
"Didn't I say it, I'm here to take refuge in you, you are in your hospital, introduce me to a job, three or two thousand. It's better to eat and live!"
Zuo Fei sighed in his heart, it was really a money-loser.
Xiao Yu looked at Zuo Fei: "Captain, you see?"
Eating people with a soft mouth and short hands, Zuo Fei is not easy to refute Cao Dan's face. Besides, don't you embarrass Xiaoyu by refusing directly? He played a Tai Chi and pushed him out: "Didn't the dean say to recruit people, ask him tomorrow." "Although this Cao Dan is a bit of a second, and it is still very strange, but he has a strong physique, and it should be no problem to be a security guard.
The next day, he took Cao Dan to meet the dean Huang Bo.
"Listen to Xiaofei, you are Xiaoyu's cousin, called ...... What the hell?"
"Dean, my name is Cao Dan, I am Chinese New Year's Eve years old today, I live in Ermazi Mountain, my parents are dead, and I have not yet married a wife. ”
Huang Bo nodded heavily: "Yes, the young man is very energetic, how is his education?"
A row of black lines appeared on Cao Dan's forehead: "I went to the first grade of primary school for five years, and then dropped out of school." ”
Zuo Fei didn't want to say anything more about this strange thing, but just forcibly stifled a smile on the side.
Huang Bo didn't know how eager he was, so he was 'ashamed' and said: "Very good, this is also considered to have completed five years of compulsory education, can you spell twenty-six English letters?"
"Yes, I can also use simple phrases like fuck, Stop it, I'm coming, I am lost, can't stop. ”
Huang Bo showed the old driver's smile: "Young man, it's great, are your kidneys okay?"
Cao Dan handed over a look that you know: "Dean, can I?"
"Yes, well, you will come to work tomorrow, since you are Xiaoyu's cousin, I will calculate it for you according to the old staff, three thousand and a half a month, and Bi Kai and Bi Guan will be responsible for the security of the hospital together. Remember, when a patient goes crazy, you can't fight hard, you know?"
"I know, instead of tomorrow, I'll go to work today. ”
Cao Dan doesn't love labor, let alone work, but his money is too tight, and eating and accommodation are problems, and he just wants to serve an iron rice bowl as soon as possible, so he is very active.
"Energetic, good, promising. ”
Uncle Huang spoke earnestly and clearly, and what he said didn't seem to be letting Cao Dan be a security guard, but like appointing him to a great official position.
These days, Cui Ziyu's days in Shambhala are very fulfilling, and he studies the information of pig raising every day, such as "Learn to raise pigs in 30 days", "Raising pigs is not difficult", "Pig You are safe", "Pig Raising Trilogy", "Professional Pig Raising Technology", "Zhu Dazhuan teaches you to raise pigs", "Refuse boar disease, stay away from sow disease", "Do you want to raise pigs? I will teach you!" and so on.
Zuo Fei sighed in his heart after seeing it, he was a good person, he didn't expect to be so crazy.
On the other hand, Zhang Fei is also crazy, in addition to playing mahjong, it is embroidery day and night, and also studies some books, including "Embroidery is a little clear", "Splendid country, needle to blood", "Embroidery is not difficult, the difficult thing is show", "Wang Ganniang's unique embroidery cheats", "Embroider with me" and so on, it's crazy, what to embroider, yesterday I still pulled Zuo Fei to embroider his belly pocket.
In addition to these two, there is also Tang Sanzang, he practiced boxing to reach the realm of obsession, sometimes in a daze, sometimes laughing, sometimes crying, sometimes holding the big tree is a fierce kiss, and then a chaotic fist, several thousand-year-old sycamores in the yellow area have knocked off a layer of skin for him. Huang Bo felt sorry for the old tree and was afraid of being killed, so Cao Dan wrapped a thick canvas around the tree.
It's useless, it's useless at all.
A brick of thick canvas was pierced in less than three days, and in order to save the old tree, Huang Bo had to spend a lot of money to install an iron stake for Tang San to hide in the yard, which saved the life of the sycamore tree.
Moreover, Ollie gave this grandson a nonsense with Wu Song every day, saying that it was to communicate psychologically with the patient, but he was infected by Wu Song. Wu Song shouted twice in three days to support Asia, Africa and Latin America, but Oli gave him a very high vision, threatening to save all mankind, and even have a tendency to save the whole universe. Not only did he not do a good job in Wu Song's ideological work, but he also led himself crookedly, and there was really no one left.
At this moment, Ollie was wearing his newly equipped large-framed glasses, staring at the red-turned sun, and made an impassioned statement: "I, I know that you are hiding in the sun now, if there is a kind, quickly, go down to the ground, and fight me for three hundred rounds!
This guy, Mandarin is not good, and he is talking about Chinese again.
Zuo Fei didn't feel angry, and slapped him on the head: "What's the shouting, can't you hear the special line ringing?"
Ollie was too focused to notice Zuo Fei's approach at all, and thought that his enemy was coming down from the sun, so he was going to fight hard, and when he saw that it was Zuo Fei, he hurriedly withdrew his hand, and quickly took out his flip phone with the paint off from his arms, "Hey, I am blind and the tomb pulls out wax to coax people's hospitals, and pears call electricity and send dry Hazi......"
Zuo Fei scolded secretly, hell, why did he still have a Cantonese and Northeast flavor.